Chapter 5
Weird things were happening at Hogwarts after that Herbology class. The school seemed to be in a much happier mood. The students were getting along, including the Slytherins. Harry seemed to be getting along well with Draco Malfoy. Ron on the other hand couldn't tolerate him but he kept to himself about it.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco were just walking out of Care for Magical Creatures.
"Hey are you guys doing anything tonight?" ,Draco asked nervously.
The three looked around at each other.
"Nothing I know of" ,Hermione said
"Well cause the Three Broomsticks is hosting this party and I thought it would be cool if a bunch of us go" Draco said quietly.
This was the most normal thing he's ever said to them. It was still a shock they were talking, and now this.
Harry looked at Ron. "Well. sure why the hell not!"
Ron looked disgusted.
"Alright cool lets meet in front of the Great Hall at 7 and well sneak into Hogsmeade." He said walking off heading towards he Slytherin common room.
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Harry Ron and Hermione were waiting in the Great Hall at 7, when they saw the scariest thing in their lives. Draco was walking down the stairs, towards them with his arm around Ginny, and she was happy! Ron was turning more shades of red then an apple and looked like if Draco didn't hall ass out of his site soon he was going to look worse off then a cat in heat giving birth to a liter of camel.
Harry and Hermione quickly grabbed him holding him down.
"ILL KILL THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH" he screamed loud enough for everyone to hear, including Ginny and Draco.
"Calm down Ron!" Harry and Hermione were both screaming.
Ginny and Draco slowly approached. Finally Ginny walked up to Ron, took out her wand, and cursed Ron.
"What did you do to me!?' Ron asked furiously.
"Until you can face the fact that me and Draco are together you will be attracted to inanimate objects.
Everyone looked at her dumbfounded..
"Lets get moving along before were late" Ginny said calmly.
They all left for the Three Broom Sticks after prying Rons body away from a coat rack
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The Three Broom Sticks was packed to the max. It was Karaoke night.
"You dont plan on us singing do you?" said Harry looking at Draco skeptically.
"No no, I just suggested her cause I thought wed brake the ice about me and Ginny here since were in public. "Little late though" he said looking at Ron going at it with a table leg.
They all ordered a drink. One drink turned to two. Two turned into three and so on. They were all so drunk by midnight that they couldn't walk straight. What really go there attention was Draco on stage about to start singing.
"Its raining men! Holy Lula its raining men! Hey hey!" he sung in a high girlish voice.
"Shoot me" Harry said very plainly.
"I'd go for my wand but Ron seems to be occupied with it" she said looking very scared at the site of Ron and her wand and then looking up to see Draco singing. "How drunk can he really be, to be singing that?" They all turned there heads back to Draco. He was now ripping off his shirt singing YMCA.
"I think I'm a lesbian now" Ginny said very calmly." I had high hopes for him to.."
"He's only drunk" Hermione said looking skeptically at Draco on stage. He was now just in boxers and Ginny looked like she was in heat. Ginny grabbed his hand, ran off stage, and that was the last they saw of them for the time being.
"This is getting boring lets pull Ron off the chair and go home" Harry said looking for tired.
"Well." Hermione said" I want to sing a song first. She smiled at Harry and ran onto the stage.
Harry wasn't sure what she was up to but he knew he was going to find out soon enough. First, she ripped off her blouse revealing just her Bra, then trimmed her Mini skirt with a simple Cutting spell,(She got her wand back after fighting Ron for it) and finally zapping in a pole. .Oh boy
The music started up. It was going slow at first and she started moving with it. Slowly inching her way towards the front of the stage ever so gently feeling herself up. Harry's heart stopped when she got to the pole. He thought he died and went to heaven. So did the other 30 men and 4 woman watching.
The pole dancing continued for another 15 minutes till she finally looked at Harry, winked, and ran into the changing room to get some clothes.
Harry had to tell Hermione how he felt. He couldn't hold it in anymore. That's it he decided, Im telling her tonight I have feelings for her.
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Harry and Hermione slipped away from Ron to take a walk. They somehow ended up in the alley behind the Three Broom Sticks.
Hermione finally braking the ice and saying the first words," Is there something you wanted to talk to me about," she said so innocently making Harry turn white as a ghost."
"Hermione. I um... I.. I cant hide my feeling for you anymore.. I think Im in love with you!!" He said very quickly with his face looking down at the ground.
"Do you really mean it Harry!?!?!?" Hermione looked like she just won the lottery three times in row. "Ive been waiting so long for this day" The look on her face went from in love to just plain scary. "Why dont I just remove my Bra and Panty's and you can take my virginity away!" she said in the sarcastic and bitchy way.
"Hermione I know your not a virgin. you know teen guys they just cant keep there mouths shut.. I heard all about all the times you lost your virginity from Dean, Seamus, Neville, Fred, George, Ron, Oliver, that 7th year Hufflepuff who you dated for awhile."
"Let me guess you wanted your name to be put on my list of people screwed right!?" she stormed on. "Im mean come on you tell me you love me in the middle of a dark alley!" She walked up to Harry and slapped him with all her strength. He looked in horror and felt his reddening cheek.
"You stupid bitch!" Harry screamed and tackled Hermione to the ground. He puts his arms around her neck and started choking her. Hermiones normal peachy colored skin started turning a crimson red then she started going very pale and her struggling stopped.
"Oh my god!" Harry screamed. "What did I do?" He quickly got on his hands and knees and was trying CPR on the poor dead body. This is one thing he could actually thank his Aunt and Uncle for. They made him learn CPR because of his cousins obesity, he frequently passed out throughout the day and Harry had to revive him.
It was now going on a full two minutes and Hermione still wasn't breathing. What could he do? The Boy who Lived was now going to be the Boy Who Killed the smartest girl to ever attend Hogwarts. Then suddenly Hermione started coughing! It was a miracle!
"Oh Harry!" she said with a little difficulty. "You saved my life, your my hero!"
"Err. Hermione I'm the one who made you pass out and almost die." he said very guilty
"Oh dont worry about a silly thing like that. What is important is you saved me" she said with a bright smile on her face. "And about your name going on my list. " she said winking at him. "Take me, take me right here right now!!"
Harry was turning red now and getting nervous, "Are you sure?"
Harry never got his answer. By the time he started talking she was naked and lunging at him. They both went to the ground and she started ripping his clothes off..
5 minutes later..
"OH HARRY!!!! HARDER HARDER!!!!!!! YES !! YES MORE!!!" Hermione screamed from on her hands and knees while her and Harry played "hide the Salami".
"Damn Hermione your one kinky bitch!" Harry screamed in pleasure.
As these random comments were exchanged between the two dogs in mate, quit an audience was gathering. They were so involved with each other neither noticed. They were being so loud it was impossible to miss them. The screaming and knocking garbage cans over in the dark dim lit alley didnt help either. At one point Harry rolled over onto a stray cat... may he Rest in Peace..
Someone finally called the Daily Prophet and a reporter was sent over right away eating up every moment.
After a good 15 minutes Hermione looked up and saw all the people watching.
"Omg Harry!" she practically was screaming at him.
Harry looked up and saw all the people watching. He quickly grabbed Hermione and they started running back towards Hogwarts full force. When they finally made it back they ran into the Great Hall where everyone was just sitting down to dinner. Hermione let out a sigh of relief to be home. For some odd reason everyone was staring at them. Why Harry thought to himself? That's when it hit them. They both forgot one important thing. There clothes.
A/N - I hope you liked. Chapter 6 is going to take awhile to be put up because I'm not sure were I want to go with the story. Please R/R
Weird things were happening at Hogwarts after that Herbology class. The school seemed to be in a much happier mood. The students were getting along, including the Slytherins. Harry seemed to be getting along well with Draco Malfoy. Ron on the other hand couldn't tolerate him but he kept to himself about it.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco were just walking out of Care for Magical Creatures.
"Hey are you guys doing anything tonight?" ,Draco asked nervously.
The three looked around at each other.
"Nothing I know of" ,Hermione said
"Well cause the Three Broomsticks is hosting this party and I thought it would be cool if a bunch of us go" Draco said quietly.
This was the most normal thing he's ever said to them. It was still a shock they were talking, and now this.
Harry looked at Ron. "Well. sure why the hell not!"
Ron looked disgusted.
"Alright cool lets meet in front of the Great Hall at 7 and well sneak into Hogsmeade." He said walking off heading towards he Slytherin common room.
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Harry Ron and Hermione were waiting in the Great Hall at 7, when they saw the scariest thing in their lives. Draco was walking down the stairs, towards them with his arm around Ginny, and she was happy! Ron was turning more shades of red then an apple and looked like if Draco didn't hall ass out of his site soon he was going to look worse off then a cat in heat giving birth to a liter of camel.
Harry and Hermione quickly grabbed him holding him down.
"ILL KILL THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH" he screamed loud enough for everyone to hear, including Ginny and Draco.
"Calm down Ron!" Harry and Hermione were both screaming.
Ginny and Draco slowly approached. Finally Ginny walked up to Ron, took out her wand, and cursed Ron.
"What did you do to me!?' Ron asked furiously.
"Until you can face the fact that me and Draco are together you will be attracted to inanimate objects.
Everyone looked at her dumbfounded..
"Lets get moving along before were late" Ginny said calmly.
They all left for the Three Broom Sticks after prying Rons body away from a coat rack
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The Three Broom Sticks was packed to the max. It was Karaoke night.
"You dont plan on us singing do you?" said Harry looking at Draco skeptically.
"No no, I just suggested her cause I thought wed brake the ice about me and Ginny here since were in public. "Little late though" he said looking at Ron going at it with a table leg.
They all ordered a drink. One drink turned to two. Two turned into three and so on. They were all so drunk by midnight that they couldn't walk straight. What really go there attention was Draco on stage about to start singing.
"Its raining men! Holy Lula its raining men! Hey hey!" he sung in a high girlish voice.
"Shoot me" Harry said very plainly.
"I'd go for my wand but Ron seems to be occupied with it" she said looking very scared at the site of Ron and her wand and then looking up to see Draco singing. "How drunk can he really be, to be singing that?" They all turned there heads back to Draco. He was now ripping off his shirt singing YMCA.
"I think I'm a lesbian now" Ginny said very calmly." I had high hopes for him to.."
"He's only drunk" Hermione said looking skeptically at Draco on stage. He was now just in boxers and Ginny looked like she was in heat. Ginny grabbed his hand, ran off stage, and that was the last they saw of them for the time being.
"This is getting boring lets pull Ron off the chair and go home" Harry said looking for tired.
"Well." Hermione said" I want to sing a song first. She smiled at Harry and ran onto the stage.
Harry wasn't sure what she was up to but he knew he was going to find out soon enough. First, she ripped off her blouse revealing just her Bra, then trimmed her Mini skirt with a simple Cutting spell,(She got her wand back after fighting Ron for it) and finally zapping in a pole. .Oh boy
The music started up. It was going slow at first and she started moving with it. Slowly inching her way towards the front of the stage ever so gently feeling herself up. Harry's heart stopped when she got to the pole. He thought he died and went to heaven. So did the other 30 men and 4 woman watching.
The pole dancing continued for another 15 minutes till she finally looked at Harry, winked, and ran into the changing room to get some clothes.
Harry had to tell Hermione how he felt. He couldn't hold it in anymore. That's it he decided, Im telling her tonight I have feelings for her.
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Harry and Hermione slipped away from Ron to take a walk. They somehow ended up in the alley behind the Three Broom Sticks.
Hermione finally braking the ice and saying the first words," Is there something you wanted to talk to me about," she said so innocently making Harry turn white as a ghost."
"Hermione. I um... I.. I cant hide my feeling for you anymore.. I think Im in love with you!!" He said very quickly with his face looking down at the ground.
"Do you really mean it Harry!?!?!?" Hermione looked like she just won the lottery three times in row. "Ive been waiting so long for this day" The look on her face went from in love to just plain scary. "Why dont I just remove my Bra and Panty's and you can take my virginity away!" she said in the sarcastic and bitchy way.
"Hermione I know your not a virgin. you know teen guys they just cant keep there mouths shut.. I heard all about all the times you lost your virginity from Dean, Seamus, Neville, Fred, George, Ron, Oliver, that 7th year Hufflepuff who you dated for awhile."
"Let me guess you wanted your name to be put on my list of people screwed right!?" she stormed on. "Im mean come on you tell me you love me in the middle of a dark alley!" She walked up to Harry and slapped him with all her strength. He looked in horror and felt his reddening cheek.
"You stupid bitch!" Harry screamed and tackled Hermione to the ground. He puts his arms around her neck and started choking her. Hermiones normal peachy colored skin started turning a crimson red then she started going very pale and her struggling stopped.
"Oh my god!" Harry screamed. "What did I do?" He quickly got on his hands and knees and was trying CPR on the poor dead body. This is one thing he could actually thank his Aunt and Uncle for. They made him learn CPR because of his cousins obesity, he frequently passed out throughout the day and Harry had to revive him.
It was now going on a full two minutes and Hermione still wasn't breathing. What could he do? The Boy who Lived was now going to be the Boy Who Killed the smartest girl to ever attend Hogwarts. Then suddenly Hermione started coughing! It was a miracle!
"Oh Harry!" she said with a little difficulty. "You saved my life, your my hero!"
"Err. Hermione I'm the one who made you pass out and almost die." he said very guilty
"Oh dont worry about a silly thing like that. What is important is you saved me" she said with a bright smile on her face. "And about your name going on my list. " she said winking at him. "Take me, take me right here right now!!"
Harry was turning red now and getting nervous, "Are you sure?"
Harry never got his answer. By the time he started talking she was naked and lunging at him. They both went to the ground and she started ripping his clothes off..
5 minutes later..
"OH HARRY!!!! HARDER HARDER!!!!!!! YES !! YES MORE!!!" Hermione screamed from on her hands and knees while her and Harry played "hide the Salami".
"Damn Hermione your one kinky bitch!" Harry screamed in pleasure.
As these random comments were exchanged between the two dogs in mate, quit an audience was gathering. They were so involved with each other neither noticed. They were being so loud it was impossible to miss them. The screaming and knocking garbage cans over in the dark dim lit alley didnt help either. At one point Harry rolled over onto a stray cat... may he Rest in Peace..
Someone finally called the Daily Prophet and a reporter was sent over right away eating up every moment.
After a good 15 minutes Hermione looked up and saw all the people watching.
"Omg Harry!" she practically was screaming at him.
Harry looked up and saw all the people watching. He quickly grabbed Hermione and they started running back towards Hogwarts full force. When they finally made it back they ran into the Great Hall where everyone was just sitting down to dinner. Hermione let out a sigh of relief to be home. For some odd reason everyone was staring at them. Why Harry thought to himself? That's when it hit them. They both forgot one important thing. There clothes.
A/N - I hope you liked. Chapter 6 is going to take awhile to be put up because I'm not sure were I want to go with the story. Please R/R