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Yeah, can you believe it? We actually posted more than one chapter this time! Spock Lover, this chapter reveals.the thing with Hagrid's name!!
As we were saying,
Luke blows the whistle signaling the end of Half Time. Both teams return to the pitch. Gimli gets extra roars from the crowd. Gilderoy Lockhart, who has somehow managed to climb back into the booth, grins widely, pointing at Gimli.
LOCKHART: Oh look, that guy has a beard!!
TINUVIEL: Can't I kill him?
LOCKHART: Oh, I don't think they'd be happy if you killed a player.
TINUVIEL: I meant you.
Lockhart shuts up.
Since the Wizards started out with the ball in the first half, the Ring Lords have it in the second.
Frodo kicks off, and thanks to extra- hairy Hobbit feet, the ball sails into the air. It lands on Malfoy's head, and bounces to Sirius, who immediately passes it to Boromir.
Snape: You'll pay for that, Black!
Snape lunges towards Sirius, but Gimli comes to his rescue by launching himself at Snape, knocking him out (again).
Percy: FOUL!! FOUL!!! THAT WAS A FOUL!!
Harry: It's okay, it was against Snape. Snape doesn't like me, even though I'm famous. I'm the boy who lived, you know.
Percy ignores him and walks up to Luke, who is in deep consultation with one of the Random Droids.
Percy: That was a-
Luke: Yeah, yeah. penalty to the Wizards!
LUTHIEN: Noooooo!
Luke: (evil grin) But Harry over there has to take it!
The cheers that were coming from the Wizards quickly turned into groans.
Harry: It's all right, I can do this. I'm determined!
Harry faces Haldir to take the penalty shot. Hagrid comes over to him for some last minute advice.
Hagrid: Go get 'im, Harry, I know yer can do this.
Harry: Why is that, Hagrid?
Hagrid: (conspiratorially) Yer a wizard, Harry!
Harry: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT ALREADY, YOU BIG IDIOT! OF COURSE I'M A WIZARD, AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT!
Hagrid: WELL YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FER YER STUPIDITY! IF YER DIDN'T HAVE THAT IGNORANT EXPRESSION ON YER FACE ALL DAY!
TINUVIEL: (leaning back and folding her arms behind her head) This is just how I like it.
Dumbledore: (gravely) I think it is time for Harry to take the shot.
Hagrid storms off to his side of the pitch, while Harry narrows his CG green eyes in concentration.
Haldir, meanwhile, is sitting cross-legged on the top bar of the goalpost, totally relaxed.
Harry shoots, and the ball lands right in Haldir's lap.
Haldir: You are so pointless.
LUTHIEN: YAY! Haldir foils the penalty for the Wizards! Go Haldir!
Haldir smiles calmly.
TINUVIEL: Haldir is so much better than that big oaf the Wizards call a Goalkeeper! What kind of a first name is Hagrid? What is his last name anyway?
LUTHIEN: Er, Tinuviel, I just remembered something. His-
Hagrid, however, has lost it completely.
Hagrid: I'VE HAD IT! ME NAME'S RUBEUS! THAT'S ME FIRST NAME! I'M RUBEUS HAGRID! AAAAARGH!
He rampages around the field, trying to strangle the first person he can find. Play around him halts as the players frantically try to get out of the way of the giant half-giant. He grabs Harry and is beginning to choke him (much to the delight of the commentators) when he spots the easy way Legolas and the other elves are simply walking away from him. He drops the boy to the ground, and rounds on Legolas.
Legolas was not expecting an attack, and gives a small yelp when he spots Hagrid charging towards him. Mara the Excited Fan wakes up in the stands to see the Elf under threat.
Mara the Excited Fan: LEGGIIIEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!
She flies towards him, and shoves him out of the way, very Mary Sue-ishly, to take the brunt of Hagrid's blow.
Legolas: (looking around to see the concerned crowd) Mara! No!
He rushes to the unconscious Mara, who wakes up the second Legolas pronounces her name.
Legolas proceeds to carefully help an awestruck Mara up, and takes her towards the Medical Droids.
Mara the Excited Fan: You care! You really care!
Legolas (whispering): Keep your head down and don't talk. this is just for good publicity! (Speaking clearer) Oh don't worry now Mara dear, you're in good hands!
CROWD: Awwwww.
LUTHIEN: (trying to sound convincing) Of course we all always knew that Legolas has a big heart, don't we?
TINUVIEL: Yes OF COURSE we did! Legolas has always been very kind hearted- ACK! HALDIR!!!
The spectators (and the commentators) hadn't really paid attention to the berserk Hagrid, which annoyed him greatly, and he had charged right into poor Haldir, who was now being taken away by the Random Droids.
LUTHIEN: EVIL!!! LUKE! KILL- er- RED CARD!!!
TINUVIEL: I think I'm rubbing off on you, Luthie.
Luke walks over to Hagrid, who has become tangled in the net of the goal, and is currently struggling to get free. He first pulls out the yellow, then the red card.
Percy: Wait a minute; you can't give the Goalkeeper a red card!
Luke: I just did, Prefect- boy, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Dumbledore: Can we bring in another?
Luke: I'm a Jedi, like my father before me, and the Jedi's were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Therefore, I'm just as well.
Percy: The point being?
Luke: Yes. But you have to give up another player.
Dumbledore: Take Percy.
Random Droids come to take Percy away.
Percy: Noooo! I'm a prefect! You can't do this to me!
Luke: I just did! And penalty to the Ring Lords, by the way.
LUTHIEN: We have just received word of the replacements on both sides. Replacing the poor injured Haldir for the Ring Lords will be.
TINUVIEL: THE ONE, THE ONLY-
LOCKHART: (reading from a paper) Figwit? I say, what kind of a name is that?
Tinuviel knocks Lockhart out for ruining the drama by hitting him on the head with a chair.
Meanwhile, Figwit has made his entrance and taken his place at the goal. Legolas, returning from the Medic tent, spots him and only narrows his eyes at him, awaiting their next 'confrontation'.
LUTHIEN: And for the Wizards, RUBEUS Hagrid's replacement is-
TINUVIEL: Cool.
LUTHIEN: Definitely. Ladies and gentlemen, REMUS. J .LUPIN!!!!
Crowd roars as Lupin arrives. Sirius runs over to him, and the two of them begin conspiring with Aragorn.
What are they conspiring about? What about the penalty? Will the match ever end? You'll just have to wait and see, don't you?
We might be a little late with the next chapter, 'cuz school has decided to start and that means free time will be reduced to a minimum. We'll keep at it as long as you want us to, of course, just updates will be a teensy bit later than usual! Keep reviewing because we love you for it!
Yeah, can you believe it? We actually posted more than one chapter this time! Spock Lover, this chapter reveals.the thing with Hagrid's name!!
As we were saying,
Luke blows the whistle signaling the end of Half Time. Both teams return to the pitch. Gimli gets extra roars from the crowd. Gilderoy Lockhart, who has somehow managed to climb back into the booth, grins widely, pointing at Gimli.
LOCKHART: Oh look, that guy has a beard!!
TINUVIEL: Can't I kill him?
LOCKHART: Oh, I don't think they'd be happy if you killed a player.
TINUVIEL: I meant you.
Lockhart shuts up.
Since the Wizards started out with the ball in the first half, the Ring Lords have it in the second.
Frodo kicks off, and thanks to extra- hairy Hobbit feet, the ball sails into the air. It lands on Malfoy's head, and bounces to Sirius, who immediately passes it to Boromir.
Snape: You'll pay for that, Black!
Snape lunges towards Sirius, but Gimli comes to his rescue by launching himself at Snape, knocking him out (again).
Percy: FOUL!! FOUL!!! THAT WAS A FOUL!!
Harry: It's okay, it was against Snape. Snape doesn't like me, even though I'm famous. I'm the boy who lived, you know.
Percy ignores him and walks up to Luke, who is in deep consultation with one of the Random Droids.
Percy: That was a-
Luke: Yeah, yeah. penalty to the Wizards!
LUTHIEN: Noooooo!
Luke: (evil grin) But Harry over there has to take it!
The cheers that were coming from the Wizards quickly turned into groans.
Harry: It's all right, I can do this. I'm determined!
Harry faces Haldir to take the penalty shot. Hagrid comes over to him for some last minute advice.
Hagrid: Go get 'im, Harry, I know yer can do this.
Harry: Why is that, Hagrid?
Hagrid: (conspiratorially) Yer a wizard, Harry!
Harry: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT ALREADY, YOU BIG IDIOT! OF COURSE I'M A WIZARD, AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT!
Hagrid: WELL YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FER YER STUPIDITY! IF YER DIDN'T HAVE THAT IGNORANT EXPRESSION ON YER FACE ALL DAY!
TINUVIEL: (leaning back and folding her arms behind her head) This is just how I like it.
Dumbledore: (gravely) I think it is time for Harry to take the shot.
Hagrid storms off to his side of the pitch, while Harry narrows his CG green eyes in concentration.
Haldir, meanwhile, is sitting cross-legged on the top bar of the goalpost, totally relaxed.
Harry shoots, and the ball lands right in Haldir's lap.
Haldir: You are so pointless.
LUTHIEN: YAY! Haldir foils the penalty for the Wizards! Go Haldir!
Haldir smiles calmly.
TINUVIEL: Haldir is so much better than that big oaf the Wizards call a Goalkeeper! What kind of a first name is Hagrid? What is his last name anyway?
LUTHIEN: Er, Tinuviel, I just remembered something. His-
Hagrid, however, has lost it completely.
Hagrid: I'VE HAD IT! ME NAME'S RUBEUS! THAT'S ME FIRST NAME! I'M RUBEUS HAGRID! AAAAARGH!
He rampages around the field, trying to strangle the first person he can find. Play around him halts as the players frantically try to get out of the way of the giant half-giant. He grabs Harry and is beginning to choke him (much to the delight of the commentators) when he spots the easy way Legolas and the other elves are simply walking away from him. He drops the boy to the ground, and rounds on Legolas.
Legolas was not expecting an attack, and gives a small yelp when he spots Hagrid charging towards him. Mara the Excited Fan wakes up in the stands to see the Elf under threat.
Mara the Excited Fan: LEGGIIIEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!
She flies towards him, and shoves him out of the way, very Mary Sue-ishly, to take the brunt of Hagrid's blow.
Legolas: (looking around to see the concerned crowd) Mara! No!
He rushes to the unconscious Mara, who wakes up the second Legolas pronounces her name.
Legolas proceeds to carefully help an awestruck Mara up, and takes her towards the Medical Droids.
Mara the Excited Fan: You care! You really care!
Legolas (whispering): Keep your head down and don't talk. this is just for good publicity! (Speaking clearer) Oh don't worry now Mara dear, you're in good hands!
CROWD: Awwwww.
LUTHIEN: (trying to sound convincing) Of course we all always knew that Legolas has a big heart, don't we?
TINUVIEL: Yes OF COURSE we did! Legolas has always been very kind hearted- ACK! HALDIR!!!
The spectators (and the commentators) hadn't really paid attention to the berserk Hagrid, which annoyed him greatly, and he had charged right into poor Haldir, who was now being taken away by the Random Droids.
LUTHIEN: EVIL!!! LUKE! KILL- er- RED CARD!!!
TINUVIEL: I think I'm rubbing off on you, Luthie.
Luke walks over to Hagrid, who has become tangled in the net of the goal, and is currently struggling to get free. He first pulls out the yellow, then the red card.
Percy: Wait a minute; you can't give the Goalkeeper a red card!
Luke: I just did, Prefect- boy, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Dumbledore: Can we bring in another?
Luke: I'm a Jedi, like my father before me, and the Jedi's were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Therefore, I'm just as well.
Percy: The point being?
Luke: Yes. But you have to give up another player.
Dumbledore: Take Percy.
Random Droids come to take Percy away.
Percy: Noooo! I'm a prefect! You can't do this to me!
Luke: I just did! And penalty to the Ring Lords, by the way.
LUTHIEN: We have just received word of the replacements on both sides. Replacing the poor injured Haldir for the Ring Lords will be.
TINUVIEL: THE ONE, THE ONLY-
LOCKHART: (reading from a paper) Figwit? I say, what kind of a name is that?
Tinuviel knocks Lockhart out for ruining the drama by hitting him on the head with a chair.
Meanwhile, Figwit has made his entrance and taken his place at the goal. Legolas, returning from the Medic tent, spots him and only narrows his eyes at him, awaiting their next 'confrontation'.
LUTHIEN: And for the Wizards, RUBEUS Hagrid's replacement is-
TINUVIEL: Cool.
LUTHIEN: Definitely. Ladies and gentlemen, REMUS. J .LUPIN!!!!
Crowd roars as Lupin arrives. Sirius runs over to him, and the two of them begin conspiring with Aragorn.
What are they conspiring about? What about the penalty? Will the match ever end? You'll just have to wait and see, don't you?
We might be a little late with the next chapter, 'cuz school has decided to start and that means free time will be reduced to a minimum. We'll keep at it as long as you want us to, of course, just updates will be a teensy bit later than usual! Keep reviewing because we love you for it!