Aragorn grins at Sirius and Lupin as the latter walks over to the goal. The
heir to the throne of Gondor goes to Saruman and begins conspiring with him
too.
Gandalf: Excuse me, but I think it's me you want to talk to.
Aragorn: No, I don't think so.
Gandalf: But I'm your wise old friend and he's the evil multicoloured traitor!
Aragorn: Yeah, but he's better at this sort of thing.
Harry: What thing? What are you talking about? Why are you conspiring?
Aragorn: Shut up, bird brain!
Saruman, meanwhile, has picked up his staff and is standing in the middle of the field, in the little circle thing, arms outstretched.
Saruman: (yelling) *Scary Elvish words*
The sky starts all black and some spooky winds start blowing Saruman's cloak and hair around. More importantly, the sky starts going black AND the FULL MOON comes out.
TINUVIEL: Oooh!
LUTHIEN: Evil.
Aragorn and Sirius high- five, and Lupin gives a little howl of delight. It gets longer, and longer. and the cool professor is now a full-fledged werewolf.
This gives Boromir the opportunity to make his penalty, as a werewolf isn't really into catching footballs. As soon as the goal is made, Boromir sprints off to join the rest of the team in the place where the coach and people sit (I forgot what it's called).
LOCKHART: Aaaaaaargh! A werewolf!
LUTHIEN: When did you wake up? (She knocks him out and hurls him onto the pitch)
Remus Lupin is on a rampage, attacking all the Hogwarts Wizards and destroying lots of unimportant stuff. He runs after Harry, who can do nothing but scream like a little girl and run madly around in circles.
TINUVIEL: EAT HIM!! EAT HIM REMY!!
Dumbledore, unfortunately, pulls out his wand and gets ready to cast a spell on the werewolf, just as he had pounced on Harry.
Sirius: NOOOOOO!
Sirius turns into a dog and bites Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: (gravely) OW!
Lupin runs after Harry again, and when this gets boring, Saruman steps out on the pitch again.
Saruman: *Same Scary Elvish, but backwards*
The spooky wind blows, yada, yada, and the sky becomes all cheery and daylight filled, and sickeningly sweet Tellytubby like music (which would have been more affective in the spooky darkness) fills the pitch. Lupin turns back into a cool person, and grins seeing the destruction he caused. (while Saruman casually turns off a walkman hidden under his beard)
Lupin: Not bad, eh?
Sirius: Not at all.
Dumbledore: I am afraid you can no longer play as goalkeeper, Remus.
Lupin: Cool.
He walks off, and Hagrid comes back, fresh from Professor Trelawny's therapy session.
Hagrid: (muttering to self) I will not die anytime soon. It's Harry who's going ter die.It's Harry who's going ter be thrown into Niagara Falls by a horde of angry buffalo.
He goes back to the goal post.
Luke: But I gave you a Red Card! You can't come back! That's not fair!
Hagrid: (all scary and half- giant like) So yeh have a problem, wimp?
A sensible Jedi would have known better and backed off, but NO ONE called Luke Skywalker a wimp.
Luke: YES I HAVE A PROBLEM, BOZO! I AM A JEDI LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME, AND I AM THE REFEREE, SO WHEN I SAY YOU GO, YOU GO!!!
And when he said that, he waved his hand in front of Hagrid's face, which immediately went blank.
Hagrid: When you say I go, I go.
LUTHIEN: So, Hagrid's being sent off for the second time, and the score is now, Ring Lords - 4, Hogwarts Wizards - 1!
TINUVIEL: Yay! Now, I welcome our next guest speaker for the evening-
LUTHIEN: You're welcoming someone? You? Welcome?
TINUVIEL: Yes, because I LIKE this guest speaker. AND, he's not technically a person. People, heeeerrrreeee's Gollum!
GOLLUM: My Preciousssss.
LUTHIEN: Hey, Gollum, er, Smeagol, how are you?
GOLLUM: We is not fine. we wantsss our Precioussss, and we will not be fine until we gets it!
LUTHIEN: Right. Well, Hagrid's replacement is. is.well, a mysterious cloaked and hooded figure!
A mysterious cloaked and hooded figure is at the Wizard's goal.
TINUVIEL: He's been listed simply as Marv.
LUTHIEN: Marv?
GOLLUM: We does not like that name, do we, Precious? No, we don't likes it at all! Is a silly name, we thinks!
TINUVIEL: You've got that right! Both of you!
Luke, being very irritated with Hagrid, hands another penalty to the Ring Lords. Frodo steps up to take it.
Frodo: I wish this ball hadn't come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened.
Gandalf: So do all who have to make such shots, but it is not for us to decide. All we can do is decide what to do with the ball that is given to us.
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Make the shot or die, Hobbit!
Frodo's cute blue eyes narrow in concentration, and he kicks with all his little might. The ball sails past the totally uninterested Marv the mysterious goalkeeper, and into the net.
Frodo: Yay! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Frodo falls to the ground, clutching his shoulder and screaming in terror. Harry had found a Morgul Blade lying on the ground and, in anger that he'd made the penalty, stuck it into Frodo.
Sam: Mister FRODO!!
Other Ring Lords: FRODO!
LUTHIEN: FRODO!
TINUVIEL: Nooooo! DIE, POTTER, DIE!!!
GOLLUM: Baggins. poor, nice Baggins.has Preciouss. WE WANTS PRECIOUS!! WE WANTS IT!!
Aragorn: (rushing to Frodo's side) He's been stabbed by a Morgul Blade. again.
Ring Lords Cheerleaders:
Arwen, on seeing what's happened to Frodo, grabs a white horse and, turning her glowiness to full power, rides out to the pitch. She is knocked off by a tackle from Glorfindel.
Glorfindel: Not this time, sister!
Meanwhile, the mysterious cloaked hooded figure of Marv the goalkeeper is advancing towards Harry, who is standing show- offy- ly in a corner of the pitch.
Marv: Potter.
Harry: Yes?
Marv: It's time to die.
TINUVIEL: It is? Yesss!!
GOLLUM: Happy commentator sounds like uss, doesn't she, Precious?
Marv casts back his mysterious hood to reveal-
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! VOLDEMOR-T! IT'S VOLEMOR-T!
Marv: Do stop.
Marv raises his wand. The moment he yells Avada Kedavra, however, Harry yells Expelliarmus. The whole dome thing appears and annoying loud Britney Spears music starts blaring.
Marv.er Voldemort: Can't you do anything but that, you idiotic boy?
Voldemort breaks the connection and hurls his wand like a javelin at Harry, who is knocked unconscious. Thinking he's dead and not wanting to stick around to check, he walks away.
However, Sam and the other Hobbits are not happy with what Harry did to Frodo. They find a large firecracker and point it at Dumbledore, then light it. It misses the old man, and slams right into Snape, setting his greasy hair on fire.
Snape: (menacingly) I'm on fire.
Malfoy: PROFESSOR!!
Random Firedroids come put his hair out.
Snape: This was all Sirius Black's doing! I know it!
Luke: Shut up! Penalty to Wizards AND Ring Lords!
That's it for now! Whatever will happen next? (Tinuviel: I know! I know! Luthien: It's not a question. Tinuviel: But it has a question mark after it! Luthien: Shut up, Tinuviel!)
Next time, we'll have more Figwit and Legolas, and the final bit of play. Aww. we're almost finished.(pouts). No, I will not cry.yet!
THANKS A MILLION FOR REVIEWING THIS! THANKS FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO READ!! Until next chapter, Namarie!
Gandalf: Excuse me, but I think it's me you want to talk to.
Aragorn: No, I don't think so.
Gandalf: But I'm your wise old friend and he's the evil multicoloured traitor!
Aragorn: Yeah, but he's better at this sort of thing.
Harry: What thing? What are you talking about? Why are you conspiring?
Aragorn: Shut up, bird brain!
Saruman, meanwhile, has picked up his staff and is standing in the middle of the field, in the little circle thing, arms outstretched.
Saruman: (yelling) *Scary Elvish words*
The sky starts all black and some spooky winds start blowing Saruman's cloak and hair around. More importantly, the sky starts going black AND the FULL MOON comes out.
TINUVIEL: Oooh!
LUTHIEN: Evil.
Aragorn and Sirius high- five, and Lupin gives a little howl of delight. It gets longer, and longer. and the cool professor is now a full-fledged werewolf.
This gives Boromir the opportunity to make his penalty, as a werewolf isn't really into catching footballs. As soon as the goal is made, Boromir sprints off to join the rest of the team in the place where the coach and people sit (I forgot what it's called).
LOCKHART: Aaaaaaargh! A werewolf!
LUTHIEN: When did you wake up? (She knocks him out and hurls him onto the pitch)
Remus Lupin is on a rampage, attacking all the Hogwarts Wizards and destroying lots of unimportant stuff. He runs after Harry, who can do nothing but scream like a little girl and run madly around in circles.
TINUVIEL: EAT HIM!! EAT HIM REMY!!
Dumbledore, unfortunately, pulls out his wand and gets ready to cast a spell on the werewolf, just as he had pounced on Harry.
Sirius: NOOOOOO!
Sirius turns into a dog and bites Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: (gravely) OW!
Lupin runs after Harry again, and when this gets boring, Saruman steps out on the pitch again.
Saruman: *Same Scary Elvish, but backwards*
The spooky wind blows, yada, yada, and the sky becomes all cheery and daylight filled, and sickeningly sweet Tellytubby like music (which would have been more affective in the spooky darkness) fills the pitch. Lupin turns back into a cool person, and grins seeing the destruction he caused. (while Saruman casually turns off a walkman hidden under his beard)
Lupin: Not bad, eh?
Sirius: Not at all.
Dumbledore: I am afraid you can no longer play as goalkeeper, Remus.
Lupin: Cool.
He walks off, and Hagrid comes back, fresh from Professor Trelawny's therapy session.
Hagrid: (muttering to self) I will not die anytime soon. It's Harry who's going ter die.It's Harry who's going ter be thrown into Niagara Falls by a horde of angry buffalo.
He goes back to the goal post.
Luke: But I gave you a Red Card! You can't come back! That's not fair!
Hagrid: (all scary and half- giant like) So yeh have a problem, wimp?
A sensible Jedi would have known better and backed off, but NO ONE called Luke Skywalker a wimp.
Luke: YES I HAVE A PROBLEM, BOZO! I AM A JEDI LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME, AND I AM THE REFEREE, SO WHEN I SAY YOU GO, YOU GO!!!
And when he said that, he waved his hand in front of Hagrid's face, which immediately went blank.
Hagrid: When you say I go, I go.
LUTHIEN: So, Hagrid's being sent off for the second time, and the score is now, Ring Lords - 4, Hogwarts Wizards - 1!
TINUVIEL: Yay! Now, I welcome our next guest speaker for the evening-
LUTHIEN: You're welcoming someone? You? Welcome?
TINUVIEL: Yes, because I LIKE this guest speaker. AND, he's not technically a person. People, heeeerrrreeee's Gollum!
GOLLUM: My Preciousssss.
LUTHIEN: Hey, Gollum, er, Smeagol, how are you?
GOLLUM: We is not fine. we wantsss our Precioussss, and we will not be fine until we gets it!
LUTHIEN: Right. Well, Hagrid's replacement is. is.well, a mysterious cloaked and hooded figure!
A mysterious cloaked and hooded figure is at the Wizard's goal.
TINUVIEL: He's been listed simply as Marv.
LUTHIEN: Marv?
GOLLUM: We does not like that name, do we, Precious? No, we don't likes it at all! Is a silly name, we thinks!
TINUVIEL: You've got that right! Both of you!
Luke, being very irritated with Hagrid, hands another penalty to the Ring Lords. Frodo steps up to take it.
Frodo: I wish this ball hadn't come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened.
Gandalf: So do all who have to make such shots, but it is not for us to decide. All we can do is decide what to do with the ball that is given to us.
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Make the shot or die, Hobbit!
Frodo's cute blue eyes narrow in concentration, and he kicks with all his little might. The ball sails past the totally uninterested Marv the mysterious goalkeeper, and into the net.
Frodo: Yay! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Frodo falls to the ground, clutching his shoulder and screaming in terror. Harry had found a Morgul Blade lying on the ground and, in anger that he'd made the penalty, stuck it into Frodo.
Sam: Mister FRODO!!
Other Ring Lords: FRODO!
LUTHIEN: FRODO!
TINUVIEL: Nooooo! DIE, POTTER, DIE!!!
GOLLUM: Baggins. poor, nice Baggins.has Preciouss. WE WANTS PRECIOUS!! WE WANTS IT!!
Aragorn: (rushing to Frodo's side) He's been stabbed by a Morgul Blade. again.
Ring Lords Cheerleaders:
Arwen, on seeing what's happened to Frodo, grabs a white horse and, turning her glowiness to full power, rides out to the pitch. She is knocked off by a tackle from Glorfindel.
Glorfindel: Not this time, sister!
Meanwhile, the mysterious cloaked hooded figure of Marv the goalkeeper is advancing towards Harry, who is standing show- offy- ly in a corner of the pitch.
Marv: Potter.
Harry: Yes?
Marv: It's time to die.
TINUVIEL: It is? Yesss!!
GOLLUM: Happy commentator sounds like uss, doesn't she, Precious?
Marv casts back his mysterious hood to reveal-
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! VOLDEMOR-T! IT'S VOLEMOR-T!
Marv: Do stop.
Marv raises his wand. The moment he yells Avada Kedavra, however, Harry yells Expelliarmus. The whole dome thing appears and annoying loud Britney Spears music starts blaring.
Marv.er Voldemort: Can't you do anything but that, you idiotic boy?
Voldemort breaks the connection and hurls his wand like a javelin at Harry, who is knocked unconscious. Thinking he's dead and not wanting to stick around to check, he walks away.
However, Sam and the other Hobbits are not happy with what Harry did to Frodo. They find a large firecracker and point it at Dumbledore, then light it. It misses the old man, and slams right into Snape, setting his greasy hair on fire.
Snape: (menacingly) I'm on fire.
Malfoy: PROFESSOR!!
Random Firedroids come put his hair out.
Snape: This was all Sirius Black's doing! I know it!
Luke: Shut up! Penalty to Wizards AND Ring Lords!
That's it for now! Whatever will happen next? (Tinuviel: I know! I know! Luthien: It's not a question. Tinuviel: But it has a question mark after it! Luthien: Shut up, Tinuviel!)
Next time, we'll have more Figwit and Legolas, and the final bit of play. Aww. we're almost finished.(pouts). No, I will not cry.yet!
THANKS A MILLION FOR REVIEWING THIS! THANKS FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO READ!! Until next chapter, Namarie!