Mara the Excited Fan cackled evilly as she checked the final points of her
plan.
"The Ring Lords will follow this path." she said to herself, "and Leggie too!"
She was not ready to forgive Legolas for turning her into a Public Relations stunt. She would have her revenge! Muahahaha!
"According to my calculations, they will pass this conveniently placed cliff in 13.98676 minutes. I will light this candle now. and it will finish burning this rope, which is connected to a jug. The jug will tip over to pour water into a fishbowl. The water will overflow because of the Theory Of Water Displacement, and flow into the tube, at the end of which is a ball bearing. The ball will knock over the long line of standing Dominos which go up mountain to where the Clapping Monkey toy thing switch is. The switch will activate the Clapping Monkey thing which will go three steps forward and press the pliers to cut the wire from which an anvil is hanging. The anvil will fall onto a see saw with a water balloon on the other end. The water balloon will fly and hit the target and compress the spring, activating the boot-in-the-box which will kick the gigantic rock off the cliff and SQUASH LEGOLAS!!!!"
Why she said all this to herself, no one can tell.
She caught sight of the team approaching in the distance.
"What am I doing?" she thought to herself, "My Leggie is too hot to squish! And wait 'til Sue hears I've been used by Legolas as a PR stunt! Shell be perfectly envious!"
Mara sighed as the Ring Lords passed un-squashed. "LEGGIE! WAIT FOR ME!" she called and ran towards him.
Unnoticed by the Excited Fan, Tinuviel lit a match and placed it on the wick of the candle.
"Let's see who happens to come this way!"
She heard the final 'ping' of the boot spring, and an evil laugh escaped her.
"Goodbye, Harry!"
Luthien watched from their landspeeder. Luke handed her a pair of binoculars to see a large boulder land accurately on Harry's head.
"I wonder where that came from!"
Tinuviel approached the speeder with a broad grin on her face. "Nice day, isn't it?"
Luke revved the speeder and they drove off into the sunset, laughing maniacally.
That's all folks!
WOW! We finished it!
It's been a blast knocking these people together, and we're glad you folks liked it!
Thanks for all the wonderful reviews, which are the reason we're writing this. Thanks a million to all of you!
We really have no clue how to properly end this, but here goes,
NAMARIE!
"The Ring Lords will follow this path." she said to herself, "and Leggie too!"
She was not ready to forgive Legolas for turning her into a Public Relations stunt. She would have her revenge! Muahahaha!
"According to my calculations, they will pass this conveniently placed cliff in 13.98676 minutes. I will light this candle now. and it will finish burning this rope, which is connected to a jug. The jug will tip over to pour water into a fishbowl. The water will overflow because of the Theory Of Water Displacement, and flow into the tube, at the end of which is a ball bearing. The ball will knock over the long line of standing Dominos which go up mountain to where the Clapping Monkey toy thing switch is. The switch will activate the Clapping Monkey thing which will go three steps forward and press the pliers to cut the wire from which an anvil is hanging. The anvil will fall onto a see saw with a water balloon on the other end. The water balloon will fly and hit the target and compress the spring, activating the boot-in-the-box which will kick the gigantic rock off the cliff and SQUASH LEGOLAS!!!!"
Why she said all this to herself, no one can tell.
She caught sight of the team approaching in the distance.
"What am I doing?" she thought to herself, "My Leggie is too hot to squish! And wait 'til Sue hears I've been used by Legolas as a PR stunt! Shell be perfectly envious!"
Mara sighed as the Ring Lords passed un-squashed. "LEGGIE! WAIT FOR ME!" she called and ran towards him.
Unnoticed by the Excited Fan, Tinuviel lit a match and placed it on the wick of the candle.
"Let's see who happens to come this way!"
She heard the final 'ping' of the boot spring, and an evil laugh escaped her.
"Goodbye, Harry!"
Luthien watched from their landspeeder. Luke handed her a pair of binoculars to see a large boulder land accurately on Harry's head.
"I wonder where that came from!"
Tinuviel approached the speeder with a broad grin on her face. "Nice day, isn't it?"
Luke revved the speeder and they drove off into the sunset, laughing maniacally.
That's all folks!
WOW! We finished it!
It's been a blast knocking these people together, and we're glad you folks liked it!
Thanks for all the wonderful reviews, which are the reason we're writing this. Thanks a million to all of you!
We really have no clue how to properly end this, but here goes,
NAMARIE!