Bruno: help me.
Koga: Sqeak?
Tracey: Where are we?
Brock: I don't know.
(whatta shocker)
Tracey: Whozzat?
(The mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever I am.)
Brock: Uh… Okeey… Can you help us? We're kinda tied uside-down on
telephone poles.
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Uh, no.
Koga: Sqeak?
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Stop that inferior
Squeaking!!!
Koga: Sqeak? (covers mouth quickly)
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Argh! (fires some
type of water ball with electricity surrounding it at him, and it
burns the ropes to pieces and Koga falls to the ground.)
Brock: O_o
Tracey: o_O
Bruno: O_O
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: That's better. Now,
bow before me!
(ropes magically disappear from the poles, and they fall to the
ground, worshipping her.)
Brock: All hail the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is!
Tracey: We are your loyal servants, Mysterious
Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is!
Bruno: What they said.
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Good.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Karen: Lance, where did Koga go? There's a very annoying little
kid who wants his autograph. '~'
Lance: O_O
Karen: Lance, where is he?
Lance: O_o
Karen: LANCE!!!!!!
Lance: o_O
Karen: Argh! (storms out angrily)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~
Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum is playing on her nice, little computer
with her Neopets! ^-^
S-ILAK: Hm… He… CHEATED! (Pushes the Accuse button) Drat!
(TCL walks in)
S-ILAK: I thought Zafaras were supposed to be lucky… -_-
TCL: Whatcha doin?
S-ILAK: Loosing at cheat.
TCL: Wanna play me?
S-ILAK: Yeah, but we need two more people.
TCL: I've got it! How about... er... No I don't...
S-ILAK: I'm using my Zafara, Aya_Saffire.
TCL: And I'll use MY Zafara, Elite_Four_Will! ........Don't ask...
S-ILAK: I won't.
TCL: Argh! We'll just call Corrector9Yui and... someone else with a
neo account... *thinks*
(C9Y appears)
C9Y: HULLO! (her Wocky, Eterniteon, appears)
TCL: We still need one more person!
(they think.)
(they think more)
(they think their very hardest)
(they pass out from an overload on their tiny brains) (A/N: No
offense! I was mostly talking about meself! ^_^ -TCL)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~Somewhere... just somewhere~*~*~
Will: Oh lookie! A giant Xatu! (looks into binnoculars)
Morty: That's nuttin. I see a shiny Lugia!
Will: ...eh...?
Morty: (points to a strange-looking red Lugia)
Will: I think that's TCL.
Morty: ...
Morty: ...
Morty: ...
Morty: ...Oh.
Will: what's SHE doing here? o_0
Morty: I don't know.
TCL: Ah! Morty, Will! We're playing Cheat! Wanna play?
Morty: Who's we?
TCL: S-ILAK, C9Y, and I.
Morty: I'll come!
Will: No thanks. I'll... stay here. Yeah, that's it.
Morty and TCL: (shrugs)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~
S-ILAK: You is SOOOO Cheating, TCL!
TCL: (eyebrow goes up, and shows S-ILAK her discarded cards. They
are a five, a five, and another five.)
S-ILAK: Oh, darnit.
TCL: What was that about me lying about three fives? Here, have some
cards. 8-D (hands S-ILAK the discard pile, which is incredibly
enormous)
S-ILAK: (groans in mental agony and falls on table)
TCL: Poor you. (pats her on the back) But that's okay because it
happens to me all the time too... (glares) you know which cheater I
HATE the most on Cheat? Kalora. THAT STINKY KAU! She almost never
beats me, but sometimes she comes deathily close. I hate goody-two
shoes ugly moo cow... (glares again)
S-ILAK: o_0
TCL: ...Please stop that.
S-ILAK: Sorry. ^_^;;
C9Y: (plays 4 fives) I WIN!
TCL: See, it doesn't matter, Yui won.
S-ILAK: Yeah. (drops her enormous hand of cards in the deck)
TCL: What do we do now?
S-ILAK: Let's see what everyone else is doing.
TCL: Sounds good ta me! ^_^
*~*~*~*~*~*Who knows where?*~*~*~*~*~*
S-ILAK: Uh... Where are we?
TCL: I dunno.
S-ILAK: Umm...(teleports both her and TCL to Indigo Plateau)
TCL: Good idea. At least we know where we are. (looks aorund) WHERE ARE WE???
S-ILAK: Er... It looks like Koga's Gym...I've never been in here before.
TCL: Let's go see if Karen's in her gym.
S-ILAK: Okay. Maybe I'll loose another round of Cheat!
TCL: O_o
*~*~*~*~*Wowie! In Karen's GYM! (who would've guessed?)*~*~*~*~*
TCL: Karen?!
Karen: Ugh...
S-ILAK: Wazzup?
Karen: Ugh......
TCL: Helloooo (waves hand in front of face) Whazza matta?
Karen: Headahe...Ugh... Lance... (faints) X_X
S-ILAK: O_o
TCL: o_O
~*~*~*Lance's Gym (you wouldn't have guessed, right?)*~*~*~
S-ILAK: Okeeyyy...Lance? What's up with you?
Lance: O_o
TCL: Are you alive?
Lance: o_O
S-ILAK/TCL: WAKE UP!!!!!
Lance: O_O
TCL: ugh. I'm gonna regret this...(makes Lance come to his senses with a swoosh of her hand/wing.)
S-ILAK: Lance, why have you been googly-eyed?
Lance: X_X
TCL/S-ILAK: O_o
~*~*~*~*Back to the controlled ones*~*~*~*~
Brock: Ummm... Where did the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she might be go?
Tracey: I dunno.
Bruno: Koga's still out cold.
Tracey: Ooohhhh... I gotta sketch this. (takes out evil mutant sketchpad and starts drawing the X_X Koga)
Koga: Sqeak?
Bruno: Hey, he's awake!
Koga: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRACEY'S PUTTING ME IN HIS SKETCHPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: O_o
Koga: Bruno, why are we hanging out with these...these... COMMON people???
Bruno: I dunno. Bye! (runs away from Tracey and Brock, screaming)
Koga: Wait for meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*~*~*~*~*Karen's gym. Because... I said so*~*~*~*~*
Karen: Ugh... Major headache... (clings to head and moans) I need a glass of water... (begins to vacuum the wall) Ah... Nice... cool... waterrrr... (faints)
*~*~*~*~*In Lance's Gym*~*~*~*~*
Lance: X_X
Lance: X_X
Lance: X_X
(enough with that)
*~*~*~*~*Author's Lounge*~*~*~*~*
TCL: Oh, S-ILAK? I got another evil idea.
S-ILAK: Yeah?
TCL: Lets... Lets... On second thought... I don't.
S-ILAK: Well, let's think of something!
TCL: Wanna go torture Tracey?
S-ILAK: Not today.
TCL: Wanna try to sell glowing carpets to the smelly xylophones?
S-ILAK: Not right now.
TCL: Wanna eat pogo sticks and dance in the liver pool?
S-ILAK: Maybe later.
TCL: oh. Well then you think of something.
S-ILAK: Wanna play cheat again?
TCL: Come on... Yui and Morty already left. You know them... At least, I think so... Why don't we go play pranks on everyone else?
S-ILAK: I guess. I'm bored.
TCL: I know that.
S-ILAK: Feh...
TCL: Meh...
(TCL teleports them somewhere else)
*~*~*~*~Somewhere off the coast of somewhere else~*~*~*~*
Koga: Um... Bruno? I think we went the wrong way.
Bruno: What makes you think that? There's Mommy! (starts huggin huge, wooden statue.)
Koga: Squeak? (runs off again, in the opposite direction)
Bruno: (realizes statue isn't his mommy) Meep! (runs after Koga)
~*~*~*~*~ I don't really know where, so let's just say my gym!^-^~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: I'm bored. -_-
S-ILAK: I'm willing to do something unbarably stupid.
TCL: What?
S-ILAK: Uh... Let's go torture Tracey and Brock!
TCL: (huge evil grin) YAY! (teleports them both to whereever the heck Tracey and Brock are.)
~*~*~*~*~Where T&B R~*~*~*~*~
S-ILAK: Hey freaks.
Brock: Whozzat? Is that the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is?
S-ILAK: Uh... Yeah. '~'
TCL: Who's that? His mom?
S-ILAK: (wolfly head grows ten times bigger) HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TCL: It's YOU?
S-ILAK: Yep. I was torturing them. Koga was Squeaking too much.
TCL: He ALWAYS does.
S-ILAK: Duh!
Tracey: Uh... who's your friend?
S-ILAK: (same voice as when she was Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she might be) SILENCE THY MOUTH, FOOLISH SKETCHING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: Meep.
Koga: Squeak...
TCL and S-ILAK: (death-glares Koga)
Koga: Meep...
TCL: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Let's have some fun! (ties Brock to a tree and sends the tree floating down a raging river)
S-ILAK: Oooh! (grabs Tracey, rips all of his sketches, and paper-cuts him a bunch of times)
TCL: This is fun! ^_^
S-ILAK: You said it! ^_^
(both continue having "fun" for a while)
~*~*~*Karen's Gym*~*~*~
Karen: I need some Tylenol... or aspirin... (grabs some cereal)
(Lance sticks his head in Karen's gym)
Karen: (grabs a cross) Back! Back, evil spirit! O_O (waves the cross at him menacingly)
Lance: Meep. (retreats)
Karen: Bwahahahahahaha...
~*~*~*Author's Lounge*~*~*~
TCL: Sooo... what should we do now? It's a really boring day...
S-ILAK: Just like every other day...
TCL: We've tortured Brock and Tracey, driven Lance and Karen out of their minds, bored everyone else involved to death... what happened to all the good things in life?
S-ILAK: For now, let's go... eat...
TCL: yay! Cookies! ^_^
S-ILAK: You have to share!
TCL: Nuh-uh! Cookies ALL MINE!
S-ILAK: (same voice as when she was Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever she might be) SILENCE!!!
TCL: Fine, I'll share.
S-ILAK: You'd better. Then I'll share my root beer and my Mommy's yummy cookies!
~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meep! Ookeeyy... This is from the very derranged minds of Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum, and The Crimson Lugia...
TCL: Um... Nobody has reviewed.
S-ILAK: GASP!!! But It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo KOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!! I tink
~The Crimson Lugia & Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum
Koga: Sqeak?
Tracey: Where are we?
Brock: I don't know.
(whatta shocker)
Tracey: Whozzat?
(The mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever I am.)
Brock: Uh… Okeey… Can you help us? We're kinda tied uside-down on
telephone poles.
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Uh, no.
Koga: Sqeak?
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Stop that inferior
Squeaking!!!
Koga: Sqeak? (covers mouth quickly)
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Argh! (fires some
type of water ball with electricity surrounding it at him, and it
burns the ropes to pieces and Koga falls to the ground.)
Brock: O_o
Tracey: o_O
Bruno: O_O
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: That's better. Now,
bow before me!
(ropes magically disappear from the poles, and they fall to the
ground, worshipping her.)
Brock: All hail the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is!
Tracey: We are your loyal servants, Mysterious
Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is!
Bruno: What they said.
Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is: Good.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Karen: Lance, where did Koga go? There's a very annoying little
kid who wants his autograph. '~'
Lance: O_O
Karen: Lance, where is he?
Lance: O_o
Karen: LANCE!!!!!!
Lance: o_O
Karen: Argh! (storms out angrily)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~
Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum is playing on her nice, little computer
with her Neopets! ^-^
S-ILAK: Hm… He… CHEATED! (Pushes the Accuse button) Drat!
(TCL walks in)
S-ILAK: I thought Zafaras were supposed to be lucky… -_-
TCL: Whatcha doin?
S-ILAK: Loosing at cheat.
TCL: Wanna play me?
S-ILAK: Yeah, but we need two more people.
TCL: I've got it! How about... er... No I don't...
S-ILAK: I'm using my Zafara, Aya_Saffire.
TCL: And I'll use MY Zafara, Elite_Four_Will! ........Don't ask...
S-ILAK: I won't.
TCL: Argh! We'll just call Corrector9Yui and... someone else with a
neo account... *thinks*
(C9Y appears)
C9Y: HULLO! (her Wocky, Eterniteon, appears)
TCL: We still need one more person!
(they think.)
(they think more)
(they think their very hardest)
(they pass out from an overload on their tiny brains) (A/N: No
offense! I was mostly talking about meself! ^_^ -TCL)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~Somewhere... just somewhere~*~*~
Will: Oh lookie! A giant Xatu! (looks into binnoculars)
Morty: That's nuttin. I see a shiny Lugia!
Will: ...eh...?
Morty: (points to a strange-looking red Lugia)
Will: I think that's TCL.
Morty: ...
Morty: ...
Morty: ...
Morty: ...Oh.
Will: what's SHE doing here? o_0
Morty: I don't know.
TCL: Ah! Morty, Will! We're playing Cheat! Wanna play?
Morty: Who's we?
TCL: S-ILAK, C9Y, and I.
Morty: I'll come!
Will: No thanks. I'll... stay here. Yeah, that's it.
Morty and TCL: (shrugs)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~
S-ILAK: You is SOOOO Cheating, TCL!
TCL: (eyebrow goes up, and shows S-ILAK her discarded cards. They
are a five, a five, and another five.)
S-ILAK: Oh, darnit.
TCL: What was that about me lying about three fives? Here, have some
cards. 8-D (hands S-ILAK the discard pile, which is incredibly
enormous)
S-ILAK: (groans in mental agony and falls on table)
TCL: Poor you. (pats her on the back) But that's okay because it
happens to me all the time too... (glares) you know which cheater I
HATE the most on Cheat? Kalora. THAT STINKY KAU! She almost never
beats me, but sometimes she comes deathily close. I hate goody-two
shoes ugly moo cow... (glares again)
S-ILAK: o_0
TCL: ...Please stop that.
S-ILAK: Sorry. ^_^;;
C9Y: (plays 4 fives) I WIN!
TCL: See, it doesn't matter, Yui won.
S-ILAK: Yeah. (drops her enormous hand of cards in the deck)
TCL: What do we do now?
S-ILAK: Let's see what everyone else is doing.
TCL: Sounds good ta me! ^_^
*~*~*~*~*~*Who knows where?*~*~*~*~*~*
S-ILAK: Uh... Where are we?
TCL: I dunno.
S-ILAK: Umm...(teleports both her and TCL to Indigo Plateau)
TCL: Good idea. At least we know where we are. (looks aorund) WHERE ARE WE???
S-ILAK: Er... It looks like Koga's Gym...I've never been in here before.
TCL: Let's go see if Karen's in her gym.
S-ILAK: Okay. Maybe I'll loose another round of Cheat!
TCL: O_o
*~*~*~*~*Wowie! In Karen's GYM! (who would've guessed?)*~*~*~*~*
TCL: Karen?!
Karen: Ugh...
S-ILAK: Wazzup?
Karen: Ugh......
TCL: Helloooo (waves hand in front of face) Whazza matta?
Karen: Headahe...Ugh... Lance... (faints) X_X
S-ILAK: O_o
TCL: o_O
~*~*~*Lance's Gym (you wouldn't have guessed, right?)*~*~*~
S-ILAK: Okeeyyy...Lance? What's up with you?
Lance: O_o
TCL: Are you alive?
Lance: o_O
S-ILAK/TCL: WAKE UP!!!!!
Lance: O_O
TCL: ugh. I'm gonna regret this...(makes Lance come to his senses with a swoosh of her hand/wing.)
S-ILAK: Lance, why have you been googly-eyed?
Lance: X_X
TCL/S-ILAK: O_o
~*~*~*~*Back to the controlled ones*~*~*~*~
Brock: Ummm... Where did the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she might be go?
Tracey: I dunno.
Bruno: Koga's still out cold.
Tracey: Ooohhhh... I gotta sketch this. (takes out evil mutant sketchpad and starts drawing the X_X Koga)
Koga: Sqeak?
Bruno: Hey, he's awake!
Koga: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRACEY'S PUTTING ME IN HIS SKETCHPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: O_o
Koga: Bruno, why are we hanging out with these...these... COMMON people???
Bruno: I dunno. Bye! (runs away from Tracey and Brock, screaming)
Koga: Wait for meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*~*~*~*~*Karen's gym. Because... I said so*~*~*~*~*
Karen: Ugh... Major headache... (clings to head and moans) I need a glass of water... (begins to vacuum the wall) Ah... Nice... cool... waterrrr... (faints)
*~*~*~*~*In Lance's Gym*~*~*~*~*
Lance: X_X
Lance: X_X
Lance: X_X
(enough with that)
*~*~*~*~*Author's Lounge*~*~*~*~*
TCL: Oh, S-ILAK? I got another evil idea.
S-ILAK: Yeah?
TCL: Lets... Lets... On second thought... I don't.
S-ILAK: Well, let's think of something!
TCL: Wanna go torture Tracey?
S-ILAK: Not today.
TCL: Wanna try to sell glowing carpets to the smelly xylophones?
S-ILAK: Not right now.
TCL: Wanna eat pogo sticks and dance in the liver pool?
S-ILAK: Maybe later.
TCL: oh. Well then you think of something.
S-ILAK: Wanna play cheat again?
TCL: Come on... Yui and Morty already left. You know them... At least, I think so... Why don't we go play pranks on everyone else?
S-ILAK: I guess. I'm bored.
TCL: I know that.
S-ILAK: Feh...
TCL: Meh...
(TCL teleports them somewhere else)
*~*~*~*~Somewhere off the coast of somewhere else~*~*~*~*
Koga: Um... Bruno? I think we went the wrong way.
Bruno: What makes you think that? There's Mommy! (starts huggin huge, wooden statue.)
Koga: Squeak? (runs off again, in the opposite direction)
Bruno: (realizes statue isn't his mommy) Meep! (runs after Koga)
~*~*~*~*~ I don't really know where, so let's just say my gym!^-^~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: I'm bored. -_-
S-ILAK: I'm willing to do something unbarably stupid.
TCL: What?
S-ILAK: Uh... Let's go torture Tracey and Brock!
TCL: (huge evil grin) YAY! (teleports them both to whereever the heck Tracey and Brock are.)
~*~*~*~*~Where T&B R~*~*~*~*~
S-ILAK: Hey freaks.
Brock: Whozzat? Is that the Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she is?
S-ILAK: Uh... Yeah. '~'
TCL: Who's that? His mom?
S-ILAK: (wolfly head grows ten times bigger) HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TCL: It's YOU?
S-ILAK: Yep. I was torturing them. Koga was Squeaking too much.
TCL: He ALWAYS does.
S-ILAK: Duh!
Tracey: Uh... who's your friend?
S-ILAK: (same voice as when she was Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever he/she might be) SILENCE THY MOUTH, FOOLISH SKETCHING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: Meep.
Koga: Squeak...
TCL and S-ILAK: (death-glares Koga)
Koga: Meep...
TCL: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Let's have some fun! (ties Brock to a tree and sends the tree floating down a raging river)
S-ILAK: Oooh! (grabs Tracey, rips all of his sketches, and paper-cuts him a bunch of times)
TCL: This is fun! ^_^
S-ILAK: You said it! ^_^
(both continue having "fun" for a while)
~*~*~*Karen's Gym*~*~*~
Karen: I need some Tylenol... or aspirin... (grabs some cereal)
(Lance sticks his head in Karen's gym)
Karen: (grabs a cross) Back! Back, evil spirit! O_O (waves the cross at him menacingly)
Lance: Meep. (retreats)
Karen: Bwahahahahahaha...
~*~*~*Author's Lounge*~*~*~
TCL: Sooo... what should we do now? It's a really boring day...
S-ILAK: Just like every other day...
TCL: We've tortured Brock and Tracey, driven Lance and Karen out of their minds, bored everyone else involved to death... what happened to all the good things in life?
S-ILAK: For now, let's go... eat...
TCL: yay! Cookies! ^_^
S-ILAK: You have to share!
TCL: Nuh-uh! Cookies ALL MINE!
S-ILAK: (same voice as when she was Mysterious Pokemon/person/whatever she might be) SILENCE!!!
TCL: Fine, I'll share.
S-ILAK: You'd better. Then I'll share my root beer and my Mommy's yummy cookies!
~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meep! Ookeeyy... This is from the very derranged minds of Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum, and The Crimson Lugia...
TCL: Um... Nobody has reviewed.
S-ILAK: GASP!!! But It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo KOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!! I tink
~The Crimson Lugia & Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum