S-ILAK: ROOT BEER!
TCL: COOKIES!
(both start eating/drinking rapidly)

~*~*~*~Karen's Gym~*~*~*~
Karen: Ugh... I had the worst nightmare...my head hurts.
Lance: (pokes head through door) Are you normal yet?
Karen: (suddenly goes into weird trance) BACK, evil spirit! BACK!! (runs at him menacingly waving cross)
Lance: Meep. (slams door)
Karen: (snaps out of it) I need some painkillers. (looks in medicine cabnet)

~*~*~*~Somewhere...no one knows~*~*~*~
Brock: Ugh.(rubs head and looks around) Where am I? How am I still alive?
Strange voice: Ug! Urrgg!! Ugg Tyranu Evavu!
Brock: O_o
Strange Voice: UUG!! (runs at him, waving a deck of cards)
Brock: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (runs off upstream)
Strange Voice: (thinking) All I wanted was a game of Tyranu Evavu.

~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~
TCL: Such a beautiful day... (points outside to ridiculously stormy weather) and we have no one to torture...
S-ILAK: that bites.
TCL: Yeah.
S-ILAK: I'm going to go find Tracey and give him fatal paper cuts.
TCL: oh, okay.
S-ILAK: Be back soon.
TCL: bye!
(S-ILAK runs out with a bunch of paper, hoping to paper cut Tracey with it)
TCL: I think I'll... go for a walk. Yeah, that's it.

~*~*~*~Somewhere...just somewhere~*~*~*~
Will: (still on safari, or something) (looking through binoculars) Oh wow! It's... (takes a closer look) Tracey... o_0
Tracey: (cut up in a zillion different places) Will! I can't take any more abuse! (breaks down, crying)
Will: uh... o_0 (drives off in his safari car thing)
Tracey: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
(S-ILAK arrives on the scene again)
S-ILAK: Oh, there you are, Tracey!
Tracey: Please don't hurt me...
S-ILAK: Do you consider giving you more paper cuts hurting you?
Tracey: yes...
S-ILAK: In that case, yes I am. (brandishes paper happily)
Tracey: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (runs) SOMEONE HELP ME!
S-ILAK: NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~*~*~*~Karen's Gym~*~*~*~
Karen: Ahh...I feel much better. ^-^
Lance: (sticks head through door for third time) Karen?
Karen: WHAT!?! I just got rid of my headache, leave me alone!
Lance: You did all that weird stuff from a headache?
Karen: What weird stuff? '~'
Lance: O_o

~*~*~*~Somewhere...Maybe somewhere else~*~*~*~
TCL: Nice day for a walk...
(bolt of lightning comes shooting down and zaps a nearby civilian)
TCL: What a PERFECT day.
(three more bolts come down, zapping a few more people, and they lay there in a pile of ashes)
TCL: Who's THAT?
Person: Please...help me...canibal after...me...(faints)
TCL: Oohhh...sounds like Brock! (revives him) Hi Brock!(grins evilly.)
Brock: Meep! TCL! (starts running)
TCL: Oh,no you don't! ^-^ (does Psychic thingy and Brock stops in his tracks.)
TCL: hehehe...I get to have "fun!"
Brock: help.
TCL: (readies Crimson Aeroblast) Brocky is going to go Boom-boom splat-splat. I dun like Brock. It's one of the only things I don't have in common with PinkScyther. ^_^
(some time later, little bits of Brock are... scattered everywhere... and TCL is laughing evilly.)

~*~*~*~Karen's Gym~*~*~*~
Karen: (watching TV)
Lance: (sticks head in) GOOGLYWART!
Karen: (stare at Lance)
Lance: (blink)
Karen: (blink)
Lance: (blink)
Karen: (blink)
Lance: (blink)
Karen: Ooookaaay.... now can you please get out of my gym?
Lance: Make me!
Karen: Don't make me sic my Umbreon on you!
Lance: Eeee! (runs back in his gym)
Karen: I really must set a lock on my door. (grumbles)

~*~*~*~Somewhere. 'Nuff said.~*~*~*~
Will: Oooh! A Multi-colored Pikachu! O_O
Tracey: (appears out of nowhere) I gotta get a sketch of this!
Will: HUH? I thought TCL was paper-cutting you to death!
Tracey: I was reincarnated with the extreme magic of fanfiction-ness.
Will: ...Forget I asked.
Tracey: (thinking) he's not killing me, yet! Maybe people are actually starting to like me...
Will: (takes out a chainsaw) Now get outta my safari car! 8-(
Tracey: Meep. (runs out)
Tracey: (running back) BTW, it was S-ILAK that was paper-cutting me to death. (runs away again)
Will: ....
Will: ....
Will: ....oh.

~*~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~*~
(next day)
S-ILAK: Another Perfecto day. (stares unblinkingly out window) (Outside a big twister is sucking up a few people and a herd of Miltank)
TCL: I know. But I'm BORED.
S-ILAK: I've lost the location of Tracey, so no more fatal parecuts. ;_;
TCL: I already blew Brock into a zillion different pieces, then revived him using the amazing magic of fanfiction-ness.
S-ILAK: Well, we need to think of somethin`.
TCL: Let's go see what Karen's up to.
S-ILAK: Okies! ^-^

~*~*~*~*~Karen's GYM~*~*~*~*~
TCL: Hiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! ^-^
S-ILAK: Whaaassuuuup????
Karen: (staring at TV)
TCL: Karen?
Karen: (looks up from TV) hi. (returns to TV)
S-ILAK: Whatcha watchin`?
TCL: Oohhh... Chappie from my fic! ^-^
S-ILAK: I like this one! 8-D TRIAL OF ASH KETCHUM!!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahaaaaaa

~*~*~*~*~Err...Somewhere else~*~*~*~*~
Will: (still on safari???) Oohh... A five-colored Charizard... O_o
Tracey: III'mmm BACK!!!!! (grins happily)
Will: o_O
Tracey: What a pretty sketch this is!
Will: (screaming very. Very, VERY loudly.) S-ILAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracey: Meep! (runs away screaming, crying for mommy.)
Will: Peace and quiet.(continues looking through binoculars.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~Karen's Gym~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: That was funny.
S-ILAK: Ash is freaky.O_o
TCL: I thought you loved him.O_O
S-ILAK: GASP!!! Maybe...I dun know. '~'
Karen: Zzz...
S-ILAK: What's up with her?(Stares) KAREN!!!!!
Karen: Zzz...(Mutters in sleep) boooooorrrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg.....
TCL: No really. It's about Mash Ketchup.
S-ILAK: (stifers a giggle) I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!
S-ILAK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
TCL: Oh, god. I think she's finally snapped...(teleports herself somewhere...)
S-ILAK: Hey!! Where'd she go? (shrugs and turns into Umbreon)

~*~*~*~*~*~Somewhere...All I'm saying...~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: Geez she was freakin' me out. O.O
???: Hey TCL!
TCL: (jumps a mile high and turns around) WILL!!!!!!!
Will: What? Can't I say Hey?
TCL: Ugh! (teleports again)

~*~*~*~*~*~Karen's GYM~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
S=ILAK: (watching some random movie about Ash) Why do I like this dude again?
Karen: (In her sleep) Dun ask me. (Huge drop of drool drops from corner of mouth) ZZzzzzz
S-ILAK: Uh....Okies, then.
TCL: Have you stopped acting freakish yet?
S-ILAK: In which particular way?
TCL: Laughing at a minor joke I made about your stupid absesses crush.
S-ILAK: Yeah. Only that, though.
TCL: ???
S-ILAK: Duh, I'm still freakin' insane, otherwise I wouldn't be able to be in this fic.
TCL: I'm more insane than you!!!
S-ILAK: Whatever. Got and sharp paper??
TCL: Is paper supposed to be sharp?
S-ILAK: ...
S-ILAK: ...
S-ILAK: ...
S-ILAK: ...
S-ILAK: ...Yes.
TCL: I didn't know that.
S-ILAK: Well now you do.
TCL: Okies! ^_^ Let's go find Tracey and Brock! ^_^
S-ILAK: ^_^ (teleports both of them)

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That Was StRaNgE. Sorry it's been sooo long. School...Sux. Ugh.

~TS & TCL