Disclaimer: Me and TCL dun own nuthin but ourselves, and the freakish idea for this fic. Okies? Okies. MMUSA, Koga squeaks because....we said so. ^_^
TCL: Oh BROOOOCCCKKYYY!!!!!!!! 8-)
S-ILAK: Yo TRACEY!!!!! (brandishes paper)
TCL: There you are, Brocky!!!! ^_^
Brock:*Gulp* (high, squeaky voice) Help me!
S-ILAK: HI TRACEY!! Whassup? (hides paper behind back)
Tracey:(thinking)She doesn't have any paper. Maybe she's starting to like me! :) (normal voice) Hi S-ILAK!!!
S-ILAK: Here, why don't you try some of this show paste? It makes you run extra-fast. 8-)
Tracey: Okay!!! (sits down and lifts shoes.)
S-ILAK: (takes out tube labeled: Super-Duper Highly-Sticky Instant-Drying Mega Glue) Here. (Pours all on his feet.)
Tracey: Thanx!!! (stands up, and his feet won't budge.) Uh. oh.
S-ILAK: Stay here!!! (walks over to TCL.) I wanna watch you torture Brock! ^_^
TCL: Okies! ^_^ (strangely pulls a large tank full of piranhas out of her backpack_ Come here, Brocky!!!!!
Brock: Meep! (starts running)
TCL: Oh, no you don't! ^_^ (freezes him) (teleports him in front of the tank of piranhas)
Brock: *gulp*
TCL: YAY!!! (takes out can of Super-Yummy Piranha Treats) (dumps all of it on Brock, then throws him in.)
S-ILAK: RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, just to make this still at a PG rating, let's just say it was raining red & Brock!!!! ^_^
S-ILAK: ^_^ My turn!! ^_^ (runs over to where she glued Tracey) OH, DRAT!!!!!!!!
It seems Tracey was so terrified he took off his shoes and ran away! Poor Shadow...
S-ILAK: Me dun get to have no fun....;_;
TCL: Poor you...
~*~*~*~*~*~Somewhere.....just somewhere...~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will: That was SUCH a nice safari. Me saw lots of Kool Pokemon!!! ^_^ Will: (suddenly feel a soft clunk on head.) Ow! (looks up) Uh, oh! (It starts raining Brock on him. Myahahahahaa)
Will: (Is covered in a sticky red substance that all of us are familiar with.) Oh, great. (drives off.)
~*~*~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~*~*~*~
S-ILAK: (head on table, crying.)
TCL: It's not that big of a deal. We'll find Tracey again. O_o
S-ILAK: (suddenly perks up, smiling) Oh yeah!!! ^_^ Who's up for a round of cheat??? ^_^
TCL: Me!!! ^_^
S-ILAK: Who else???
(C9Y Appears)
C9Y: Me and Eterniteon!!
S-ILAK: Me gonna do better this time!!! ^_^
TCL: But you stink.
S-ILAK: No. Me was in the mood to lose. ^_^
C9Y&TCL: O_o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Indigo Plateau~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Karen: (STILL WATCHING TV????)
Lance: (Pokes head in.) GOOGLY-BRAIN!!!!
Karen: (Looks away from TV) Didn't we already go through this??? Lance: *sweatdrops*
Karen: GOOD-BYE!!!! (sics Umbreon on him)
Lance: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Where ever Will is~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will: Dang I wish I had a water Pokemon...
(suddenly, by some miracle, a Starmie falls from the sky and konks him on the head. ^_^)
Will: YAY!!!! Owch!!!! YAY!!!!! (turns to Starmie) Use Water Gun on me!!!
Starmie: Hiya!!!
(Also, by some unfortunate miracle, the Starmie knows no water attacks)
Will: o_0 NOOOOOOOOOOO....
~*~*~*~*~*~Somewhere...just somewhere~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: YO SHADOW! I found Tracey... 8-)
Shadow: Myahahahahahahaaaaa....
TCL: Now we shall attack! (takes out some paper)
S-ILAK: HEY! I get to destroy Tracey, remember?
TCL:You...little...fine.
S-ILAK: (takes out lots of paper and pencils) I think I'll stab him with the pencils, too! ^_^
TCL: I wanna avoid all the blood and guts, so I'm outta here. (takes out an umbrella and walks away)
S-ILAK: Good idea. *uses Barrier* HI Twacey!!!! ^______________________^
Tracey: OMG, HELP ME!!! (starts running)
S-ILAK: Nuthing can save you now!!!!! Myahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lots of screams of anguish heard in the background*
S-ILAK: Okay, me no messy, so I go bye-bye! ^_^ *teleports herself somewhere*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Karen's GYM~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Narrator: We see Karen's empty chair, with no Karen in it.....EMPTY??!! *faints*
Karen: Hm....What was that all about? *walks into hallway*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: I wonder what's taking S-ILAK so long?*thinking pose* Hmmm.......
Lccorp2: She's probably making a clean job of killin' Tracey. *yawns*
C9Y: Oohh...I wish I could help her.....
Morty: Anyone home?
C9Y: *hearts in eyes* I'm here Morty!!! *runs into his arms*
Morty: Bai! ^_^
TCL: O_o Some day I'll get used to that.
~MEANWHILE~
Darth Gary: *grabs a bit of this and a bit of that* Ha! I shall reincarnate the remains of my once great master Tracey! MUAHAHAHAHA!
(evil laughter in background)
Yui: *appears with Morty* YOU EVIL PERSON!
Darth Gary: ...?
Yui: HIYA! *she takes out a scythe*
Morty: *releases his Gengar*
Narrator: Thou shallt not be pretty.
*screen fades out for a moment. When the static clears, we see Yui and Morty standing triumphantly on top of a pile of what looks like it used to be Darth Gary*
Lccorp2: *appears* AH! HEY! YOU KILLED ONE OF MY FIC VILLAINS! NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Yui: Maybe... reincarnate him?
*Darth Gary comes back*
Lccorp2: ...Oh.
~Author's Lounge~
TCL: I'm bored and I have NO IDEA where Shadow is......
PinkDragonFlames: *comes through door* I can't beleive it!!!
TCL: What?
PDF: I was just talking to Shadow, and she MADE me get her ROOT BEER!!
TCL: Where is she? Do you know where she is? Can you tell her I've been waiting? Huhh? *explodes from asking far too many questions in a row*
PDF: Oy. *revives her* One word: MSN
TCL: That's three words.
PDF: I need an asperin. *walks away groaning*
~somewhere.....just somewhere~
Voice: Muahahahahaa!!!!!! I SHALL DESTROY ALL INSANITY!!!!!!!!!
2nd Voice: Yes, Master. Our plan will succeed. *bows*
Voive: Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Lance's Gym~
Lance: *reading fan mail* *fake girly voice* Oh, Lance! I love you soooooo MUCH! You and Karen soooo make a cute couple!!!!
Lance: O_o o_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
That_Was______WeIrD.......Oo
~Tsunami Shadow and The Crimson Lugia
TCL: Oh BROOOOCCCKKYYY!!!!!!!! 8-)
S-ILAK: Yo TRACEY!!!!! (brandishes paper)
TCL: There you are, Brocky!!!! ^_^
Brock:*Gulp* (high, squeaky voice) Help me!
S-ILAK: HI TRACEY!! Whassup? (hides paper behind back)
Tracey:(thinking)She doesn't have any paper. Maybe she's starting to like me! :) (normal voice) Hi S-ILAK!!!
S-ILAK: Here, why don't you try some of this show paste? It makes you run extra-fast. 8-)
Tracey: Okay!!! (sits down and lifts shoes.)
S-ILAK: (takes out tube labeled: Super-Duper Highly-Sticky Instant-Drying Mega Glue) Here. (Pours all on his feet.)
Tracey: Thanx!!! (stands up, and his feet won't budge.) Uh. oh.
S-ILAK: Stay here!!! (walks over to TCL.) I wanna watch you torture Brock! ^_^
TCL: Okies! ^_^ (strangely pulls a large tank full of piranhas out of her backpack_ Come here, Brocky!!!!!
Brock: Meep! (starts running)
TCL: Oh, no you don't! ^_^ (freezes him) (teleports him in front of the tank of piranhas)
Brock: *gulp*
TCL: YAY!!! (takes out can of Super-Yummy Piranha Treats) (dumps all of it on Brock, then throws him in.)
S-ILAK: RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, just to make this still at a PG rating, let's just say it was raining red & Brock!!!! ^_^
S-ILAK: ^_^ My turn!! ^_^ (runs over to where she glued Tracey) OH, DRAT!!!!!!!!
It seems Tracey was so terrified he took off his shoes and ran away! Poor Shadow...
S-ILAK: Me dun get to have no fun....;_;
TCL: Poor you...
~*~*~*~*~*~Somewhere.....just somewhere...~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will: That was SUCH a nice safari. Me saw lots of Kool Pokemon!!! ^_^ Will: (suddenly feel a soft clunk on head.) Ow! (looks up) Uh, oh! (It starts raining Brock on him. Myahahahahaa)
Will: (Is covered in a sticky red substance that all of us are familiar with.) Oh, great. (drives off.)
~*~*~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~*~*~*~
S-ILAK: (head on table, crying.)
TCL: It's not that big of a deal. We'll find Tracey again. O_o
S-ILAK: (suddenly perks up, smiling) Oh yeah!!! ^_^ Who's up for a round of cheat??? ^_^
TCL: Me!!! ^_^
S-ILAK: Who else???
(C9Y Appears)
C9Y: Me and Eterniteon!!
S-ILAK: Me gonna do better this time!!! ^_^
TCL: But you stink.
S-ILAK: No. Me was in the mood to lose. ^_^
C9Y&TCL: O_o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Indigo Plateau~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Karen: (STILL WATCHING TV????)
Lance: (Pokes head in.) GOOGLY-BRAIN!!!!
Karen: (Looks away from TV) Didn't we already go through this??? Lance: *sweatdrops*
Karen: GOOD-BYE!!!! (sics Umbreon on him)
Lance: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Where ever Will is~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will: Dang I wish I had a water Pokemon...
(suddenly, by some miracle, a Starmie falls from the sky and konks him on the head. ^_^)
Will: YAY!!!! Owch!!!! YAY!!!!! (turns to Starmie) Use Water Gun on me!!!
Starmie: Hiya!!!
(Also, by some unfortunate miracle, the Starmie knows no water attacks)
Will: o_0 NOOOOOOOOOOO....
~*~*~*~*~*~Somewhere...just somewhere~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: YO SHADOW! I found Tracey... 8-)
Shadow: Myahahahahahahaaaaa....
TCL: Now we shall attack! (takes out some paper)
S-ILAK: HEY! I get to destroy Tracey, remember?
TCL:You...little...fine.
S-ILAK: (takes out lots of paper and pencils) I think I'll stab him with the pencils, too! ^_^
TCL: I wanna avoid all the blood and guts, so I'm outta here. (takes out an umbrella and walks away)
S-ILAK: Good idea. *uses Barrier* HI Twacey!!!! ^______________________^
Tracey: OMG, HELP ME!!! (starts running)
S-ILAK: Nuthing can save you now!!!!! Myahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lots of screams of anguish heard in the background*
S-ILAK: Okay, me no messy, so I go bye-bye! ^_^ *teleports herself somewhere*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Karen's GYM~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Narrator: We see Karen's empty chair, with no Karen in it.....EMPTY??!! *faints*
Karen: Hm....What was that all about? *walks into hallway*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Author's Lounge~*~*~*~*~*~*~
TCL: I wonder what's taking S-ILAK so long?*thinking pose* Hmmm.......
Lccorp2: She's probably making a clean job of killin' Tracey. *yawns*
C9Y: Oohh...I wish I could help her.....
Morty: Anyone home?
C9Y: *hearts in eyes* I'm here Morty!!! *runs into his arms*
Morty: Bai! ^_^
TCL: O_o Some day I'll get used to that.
~MEANWHILE~
Darth Gary: *grabs a bit of this and a bit of that* Ha! I shall reincarnate the remains of my once great master Tracey! MUAHAHAHAHA!
(evil laughter in background)
Yui: *appears with Morty* YOU EVIL PERSON!
Darth Gary: ...?
Yui: HIYA! *she takes out a scythe*
Morty: *releases his Gengar*
Narrator: Thou shallt not be pretty.
*screen fades out for a moment. When the static clears, we see Yui and Morty standing triumphantly on top of a pile of what looks like it used to be Darth Gary*
Lccorp2: *appears* AH! HEY! YOU KILLED ONE OF MY FIC VILLAINS! NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Yui: Maybe... reincarnate him?
*Darth Gary comes back*
Lccorp2: ...Oh.
~Author's Lounge~
TCL: I'm bored and I have NO IDEA where Shadow is......
PinkDragonFlames: *comes through door* I can't beleive it!!!
TCL: What?
PDF: I was just talking to Shadow, and she MADE me get her ROOT BEER!!
TCL: Where is she? Do you know where she is? Can you tell her I've been waiting? Huhh? *explodes from asking far too many questions in a row*
PDF: Oy. *revives her* One word: MSN
TCL: That's three words.
PDF: I need an asperin. *walks away groaning*
~somewhere.....just somewhere~
Voice: Muahahahahaa!!!!!! I SHALL DESTROY ALL INSANITY!!!!!!!!!
2nd Voice: Yes, Master. Our plan will succeed. *bows*
Voive: Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Lance's Gym~
Lance: *reading fan mail* *fake girly voice* Oh, Lance! I love you soooooo MUCH! You and Karen soooo make a cute couple!!!!
Lance: O_o o_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
That_Was______WeIrD.......Oo
~Tsunami Shadow and The Crimson Lugia