The Chaos Warriors


By Kirby

Chapter one: the day the sun turned black

Narrator: mysterious voice
Kirby: Kirby
Helper: helper
Curbo: Curbo
Waddle Dee: waddle Dee
Chaos knight 1: kuuentat

N: One morning the hero of dreamland (Kirby, not anyone else) was waking up when he looked out the window and noticed something unusual. The sun was rising as always, but it had turned jet black
K: Well, there goes theater day, I was gonna check out my new movie (see Kirby home video day) but I guess I have to sort this out first. Maybe it won't take long and I can at least see scene 2.
N: and he rushes off toward the forest, the first step of the way
K: are you narrating my life?
N: yeah
K: well let's just keep in mind 2 things. 1 is that I don't even know where you are so don't annoy me and 2 no one knows what will happen except you so keep quite. I don't even know what happens next.
N: ok
K: well I don't know who can help me out now. Waddles was just captured by aliens (what're the chances of that?)
WD: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
K: kine was eaten, gooey was sent to work in a toy factory, pitch and coo were caught, Chu Chu met someone, Rick died of old age, Adeline got a job as an artist, ribbon was promoted and king dedede was killed on Halloween by Mario because he dressed up as his favorite villain (guess who it was).
H: I'll help
K: where'd you come from?
H: those seemingly harmless bushes over there
K: ok. You're hired

N: Helper is one of the little brothers of waddle Dee. He can help in difficult situations and learns moves in battles. When he is very damaged he can use one new technique, tidal flare blast. When he starts he knows one move which sends an electric surge through the opponent.

Helper joins your cause!

H: here, let me teach you how to fight.
K: I know how to fight
H: in all the games they do it
K: this isn't a game
H: oh
N: and together they walk of to the woods

(In the woods)

H: is that thingy over there with the motorcycle parked next to it a cabin?
K: Yes. Lets go check it out
N: and they walk into the cabin

(In the cabin)
N: Our heroes walk in to find a Kirby jumping up and down trying to reach a container
C: Can't reach
H: what's up?
C: well, ya see I was riding my motorcycle through the woods when I noticed I was low on gas so I went to the cabin where I usually keep my gas and there's only one can left and I've been trying to reach it but I can't.
K: I'll help
N: and with that Kirby flies up and grabs the can
C: thanks


Curbo joined your cause!

Curbo is an aqua blue girl Kirby who can ride a motorcycle. Her usual attack is making her opponent road kill and her near death attack is she summons a giant wheel that really hurts the enemies.


(Out of the cabin)

C: where are we heading?
K: That clearing over there
C: hop on. Since we're a team we gotta travel together.
H: Helper think curbo pretty.
C: thanks I guess
N: and they ride of to the clearing

(In the clearing)

Ku: I've been waiting to battle you twerps
H: yay! My first battle!
C: bring it on
N: curbo goes charging at the knight at 100 mph! But kuuentat throws up his leaf shield and reflects the attack sending curbo who flies into Kirby into a tree paralyzing them both!
H: I'll get you!
N: helper uses his electric move but it reflects against helper!
H: That's it now I'm mad. TIDAL FLARE BLAST!
N: a giant fireball flies across the clearing destroying the chaos knight leaving only the small jewel he dropped. Kirby and curbo are now able to move.
C: Nice job
H: thanks I guess. Hey! I learned leaf shield!
N: Kirby walks over and picks up the jewel
K: what's This?
C: dunno. Guess we'll just have to find out!
N: and our heroes are walking toward the next area, the volcano