Kirby master of time: so, what are we doing here again?
H: omega jewels
C: right
T: well come on lets go!
N: we join in as our heroes are adventuring through a junkyard to find the next jewel. All of a sudden kirby goes normal again.
K: hey, what's this? I'm normal again! Ooh whats that?
N: kirby has found the broom of doom. It is the secret weapon of all star warriors.
T: no fair!
C: How come we don't have any cool stuff?
Mysterious voice: mmph mmph mmphphm
H: whuzzat?
K: it's over there! Letsgosee!
N: they get to an area with a puddle with what looked like three mini kirby dolls upside down. One was amber, another was purple and the final one was silver. Helper, Curbo and terra each pull one out.
Nova: terra!
Starr: Curbo!
Tina: who're you?
K: put down my lil sis helper!
H: ok.
T: hey kirby
K: hey Tina. By the way, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A GARBAGE DUMP!
T: looking for you!
N: for those of you who don't know, kirby and Tina are related and Starr, nova, curbo, terra are also related. Helper has a big family, but lets stay outta that, shall we?
H: HEY!
C: so, as I was saying, why does kirby get all the weapons?
Te: Yeah!
N, S: that's why we're here! Cept Tina the clutz...
Ti: HEY!
N, S: as we were saying, Tina dropped Kirby's stuff but he apparently has already found it.
N: all of a sudden a huge red and gold flash appears in the west sector of the dump.
H: wuzzat?
S: well we should go investigate, but first here's your stuff!

Terra got ultra sword!
Curbo got motocross viper!

Over in west sector

D: so that's where it came from!
N: a tournament...
S: is being held...
Ti: in a junkyard?
K: I'm guessing for safety reasons, right?
H: right
Announcer dude: the gerudo girl has downed musashi!
Audience: WOW!
K: I think I might have a clue on whom this girl is. Whoever you are, I challenge you!
Girl: you don't know what you're up against puffball!
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Due to unnecessary space, nova will be giving details, because the narrator has retired
Narrator: bye byes!
N: that person looks cool, but evil. She has blue hair and golden eyes, but she's keeping the rest of her face hidden behind a scarf. A good technique for staying under cover I would say.
D: I'll set up a camera so you guys can see the fight, ok?
S: k.
N: as the battle starts, the gerudo girl pulls out 2 swords from at her sides. Kirby runs at her, trying to deflect the attack. But instead the girl tosses her swords in the air, pulls out a bow, shoots kirby, puts her bow away AND catches the swords.
She is amazin'! Afterward we see kirby all the way at the other end of the arena. He pulls out his broom and starts toward the girl swiftly. She runs runs toward kirby, pulling out what people call her secret weapon.
K: It's a pan! The dadefar! I knew it was her! I shall get revenge for all the boys you have embarrassed!
Girl: you finally found out! I thought you'd never guess! But it's too late!
C&T: who is she? Does she know kirby?
(N: for those who didn't know, terra and Curbo each have a major crush on kirby)
H: her name's jyuachipeach, but everyone calls her JP. Yes she knows kirby; no they don't like like each other. I know this cause she, kirbs and I all go to the same school.
C&T: we wanna go to that school toooooooooooooooooooooo...
T: you just HAD to start them up again didn't you?
N: Yeah!
S: didn't you!
D: back to the battle!
N: as JP and kirby are running toward each other, JP stops and sticks out
her pan.
K: you got that from Fay! You think you can trick me?
N: just before kirby runs into the pan, he sticks his broom into the ground catapulting him over the pan
J: yes!
N: as kirby is being flung over jp, she tosses her swords in the air, pulls out a bow, shoots kirby, puts her bow away AND catches the swords AND hits kirby with the pan! Kirby is knocked out!
J: boo yah!
Dekustar: 2 days later

K: huh? where am I?
J: you got knocked out after our battle.
C&T: KIRBY! ARE YOU OKAY?
K: yeah sure. just hungry.
everyone faints anime style
C&K: ::rush to phone::
doorbell: ding dong!
delivery boy: fresh okonoyamiki!
T&S&N: fresh okonomawhat?
K: okonoyamiki=japanese pizza.
( yes i do read ranma)
D: how did you not know that, baka?
C&T: baka?
K: Baka=Idiot
H: hey! guys!
S: are you calling me an idiot?!
H: hello? guys?
D: yes!
H: HELLOOOOOOO! LOOK AT ME!!!
all: what?
H: The omega radar is off the scanner! 4 jewels are moving toward the camp!
K: WHAT! ok! I'm fine! let's go!
JP: I'm coming too!
Musashi: yes. me too. I can learn much from you.
jp: what he said!
K; why?
JP: we don't want you to get all the glory!