This was written after reading someone else's Get your hands off my Heero
baby fics. It's sung to the tune of "She f****n' hates me" by Puddle of
Mud.
R: Met a guy, thought he was grand
H: She won't go away, keeps holdin' my hand
R: Went well for a day or two
H: Then she moved, when I tried to shoot
R: With a gun, he couldn't grip
H: She always thought I'd be the one who'd slip
R: Then I started to realize,
R: I was livin' one big lie
G-Boys: He f****n' hates you, Bang
G-boys: He f****n' hates you, Lalalala
All except Relena and the Relena fanclub people: You tried to hard and he shot at you cause you ain't getting' none And unfortunately missed
H: She was queen for about, never
H: After that, she got sour (and long before)
R: He took all that I never had
R: No sign of guilt, no emotion at all (ok, none of that rhymed, leave me alone)
R: With a gun, he couldn't grip
H: She always thought I'd be the one who'd slip
R: Then I started to realize,
R: I was livin' one big lie
(Chorus)
R: That's my story, as you can see
R: but nobody feels sorry for me
H: But she still stalks me, anyway
H: How do I get her, to go away?!
(Chorus)
All except Relena and the Relena fanclub people: lalalalalalalalalala Bang Lalalalalalalalalala
You tried to hard and he shot at you cause you ain't getting' none And unfortunately missed
Yeah, that was harsh. Oh, well, I'm in a bad mood and I had that running through my head all day which certainly wasn't helping. Plus I just drank my special inspiration formula. (coffee) Go ahead and flame, I'll probably come back with something smarter and more organized.
R: Met a guy, thought he was grand
H: She won't go away, keeps holdin' my hand
R: Went well for a day or two
H: Then she moved, when I tried to shoot
R: With a gun, he couldn't grip
H: She always thought I'd be the one who'd slip
R: Then I started to realize,
R: I was livin' one big lie
G-Boys: He f****n' hates you, Bang
G-boys: He f****n' hates you, Lalalala
All except Relena and the Relena fanclub people: You tried to hard and he shot at you cause you ain't getting' none And unfortunately missed
H: She was queen for about, never
H: After that, she got sour (and long before)
R: He took all that I never had
R: No sign of guilt, no emotion at all (ok, none of that rhymed, leave me alone)
R: With a gun, he couldn't grip
H: She always thought I'd be the one who'd slip
R: Then I started to realize,
R: I was livin' one big lie
(Chorus)
R: That's my story, as you can see
R: but nobody feels sorry for me
H: But she still stalks me, anyway
H: How do I get her, to go away?!
(Chorus)
All except Relena and the Relena fanclub people: lalalalalalalalalala Bang Lalalalalalalalalala
You tried to hard and he shot at you cause you ain't getting' none And unfortunately missed
Yeah, that was harsh. Oh, well, I'm in a bad mood and I had that running through my head all day which certainly wasn't helping. Plus I just drank my special inspiration formula. (coffee) Go ahead and flame, I'll probably come back with something smarter and more organized.