Disc: see Chapter 1

"Let's Make A Crazy Deal"

By Fantasy Cat

Chapter Two

Spike lay down on the couch staring at the swirling movements of the ceiling fan above him. Jet comes out of the kitchen carrying a wine bottle and two champagne glasses.

"This calls for a celebration, huh?" chuckled Jet.

"Yeah, just when you never thought that you would never be able to be rid of the shrew, opportunity knocks at the Bebop door." Spike watched Jet as he poured the wine into the glasses and handed Spike his glass. "To Faye, who shall pick from our wallets no more, and this time she leaves without taking any of our dough." The two glasses clinked on contact.

Suddenly there was a sound of a ship approaching the Bebop deck. "Again?" mumbled Jet. "I thought I fixed that damn security system." Jet went over to the intercom. "Who the hell is it?!"

"Space taxi," said the voice. "I'm here to pick up someone name Edward.

"Yay! Taxi here! Taxi here!" Ed came into the main room with what looked like a suitcase at hand jumping around the couches as Ein followed.

Ed was about to head the door finally when Jet grabbed her. "Now wait just a damn bonsai-picking minute. Where do you think you're going?"

"Faye-Faye say she can invite one guest to wedding. Faye-Faye want me to come…and be flower girlie!"

"Unbelievable," mumbled Spike.

"You can go just as long as I don't have to pay for that taxi." Jet let go of Ed as she and Ein merrily skipped their way into the taxi. "By the way, I need 1500 wulong to cover the taxi charges," said the driver.

Now believe or not the Bebop has its own shooting range room, and this is where Spike was…thinking…regretting…something. Not Faye?! 'Sorry bub', said his brain. 'You are regretting. And you wonder why you gave Faye away. And you still wonder how the hell Vicious found the Bebop. And you still wonder why Vicious wants to marry…'

"Shut up, brain!" Spike yelled to himself. "I don't have to take this from you! "

'The hell you do,' said his brain. 'You gotta take it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-ouch!' Spike managed to get his brain to shut up by running his head into a wall. At that moment, Jet walked by the room. After seeing the incident with Spike and his head in a wall, Jet vowed that he will no longer serve Shitake mushrooms ever again.

"Come on, brain. What is this all about, really?" Spike was rubbing his head.

'You miss 'er don't ya?'

"Only when she's not stealing my bounties or my cigarettes."

'Aw come on now, brother. Ya ain't gonna let ol' Vicious mess around with yo woman.'

"Since when was she 'my woman'?

'Since I say so, Afro-wannabe. Now if Faye marry Vicious, then you gots twoooooooooooooo enemies to deal with brotha. And ya know how bad-lay Faye want to shyoooooooooot ya deeeeead!'

Spike was shocked. He never realized that is enemy list would increase now that Faye would be married. And what about the fact that Vicious knows where he lived now, Spike was screwed. He would have to run away again. This finally made him feel somewhat guilty, as if he was killing two birds with one stone.

However, he couldn't decide what was the best thing to do. Then, he noticed a blindfold and his gun. He put on the blindfold and grabbed the gun pointing towards the shooting target wall. "I make this target, I go after Faye," Spike said to himself. He fired one shot. After about 10 seconds he lifted his blindfold.

"AW, Damn it!"

The bullet found its target.

EXPLAINING CHAPTER TWO: Spike's brain was meant to have a Chris Tucker personality. Anyone watched "The Rerun Show" last night?