Disc.: If I could, I would own CB, but I don't, so screw me! (NO! NOT IN THAT WAY, IDIOT. IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!)

Well, it's Friday afternoon in my dorm and I have nothing better to do, and I promise that I would make finishing this fic my top priority so here's the final chapter.

Expect lots of TV and movie references from this chapter.

Let's Make A Crazy Deal

By Fantasy Cat

Chapter Four

The clock was ticking, and in less than an hour Faye would be Mrs. Vicious. "Ugh, what a scary thought," Spike said to himself. "And all those years that I've known Vicious I never learned what his last name was. Oh well."

Spike decided to head into the chapel to put his new plan into action, but the place was already packed with guests. This surprised Spike, but what surprised Spike even more…

"Jet, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to see what you have planned in mind to stop the wedding."

"Relax, I'll have something. Now go get the Bebop ready, cuz I'm gonna drag Faye and Ed's sorry asses back to the Bebop so I can avoid being killed! Then, I'm gonna find Julia and explain this whole mess."

"Yeah, it was you who made Faye go through this, Spike."

"Jesus! Everybody's got a problem where they can't take a joke. Arrgh!" Spike stormed away down a hallway angrily. And then, the wedding march started to play. "Shit, I'm screwed."

Ed was dancing down the aisles in her pink fluffy dress throwing the flowers a little to furiously. They were hitting people's eyes and the guests were mumbling with anger.

As for Faye she looked down the aisle with a bored look. "Some wedding," she thought to herself. But the gun that was pointing to her back said it was time to keep moving. Vicious was waiting down by the altar.

Spike checked around the hallway to avoid Red Dragon guards. Then he noticed a door with a sign that said, "Stairs lead to Organ Room". He headed up. The old man sitting on the organ was playing the wedding march. Spike grabbed his collar from behind. "Out of the way, Chopin," he said and threw the organist out.

The preacher began his speech, "dearly beloved…"

Vicious was too impatient he started yelling at the preacher to get to the point.

As for Faye she was cursing the wedding under her own breath.

Suddenly there was organ music from up above ruining the ceremony in progress. Everyone's eyes were to the glass organ room where Spike was playing.

"Damn, you Spike!" Faye yelled at him.

"Just listen to me Faye! Spike yelled back. "I'm sorry. I didn't want you to go through this wedding at all. I just want you to forgive me and come home. Not just because my life's depends on it but because…uh…I miss you!"

There was a massive AW from the audience. During the distraction, Jet grabbed Ed and started to leave.

"How touching," said Vicious. "But now since you're here, I'll have my guards kill you."

Spike tried to leave the organ room but the only way out had guards coming up the stairs. Spike was trapped. He then took the organ stool and used it to break down the glass wall overlooking the altar. He then jumped for his life. The chaos had the wedding guest running around in terror.

When he hit the ground he ran over to Faye.

"So Faye, do you forgive me?"

"EWW! NO!"

"Damn it, woman! Whatever it is that you want me to do, I'll do it if it gets you to forgive me and come back to the Bebop".

"Hmmm…," Faye began to think long and hard. And the Red Dragons were getting closer to Spike.

"Uh, Faye do you think you can hurry it up a little. I got some croonies trying to kill me!" Spike begged Faye.

Faye sighed. "Men have no patience. Alright. You have to tell me I'm sexy."

"What?! Forget it!"

"Very well," said Faye. "Hey Vicious! He's over he—"

"Okay! Okay! I think you're sexy! Let's go! Let's go!"

Spike grabbed Faye and the two ran out. Outside there were people throwing rice and cheering for whom they thought was the happy couple. Down the street, the Bebop was warming up waiting for its last members of the crew. Spike and Faye ran in, and then the Bebop flew away. Vicious had just missed them and started shaking his fist at the flying ship. Throughout the whole trip they remained silent after agreeing that they would never mentioned the wedding nor the sexy remark ever again…

"Edward liked the wedding," said Ed. "Edward got some cake."

"Hey, that's good," said Jet. "At least will have something to eat. Hand it here."

Ed handed jet the box of cake. Jet opened up with a smile but it turned into a frown when he noticed the mushy mess.

"EIN!"

T H E E N D ! ! ! ! ! !

At last, I have finally put to death one of the most insane fanfics I have ever written. Since this story was basically crap, you can flame it all you want. Cuz I'm finish with it!

Oh yeah, did you notice the stuff I copied from "The Graduate" and "The Simpsons" scene that made fun of "The Graduate?"