I don't know if it's Hermoine or Hermione. Tell me. Thanks.

I do NOT OWN Harry Potter or any other things I might mention during this story.

Hermione, Harry and Ron were walking into the newly made bathroom with just a toilet. No sink, no tampons, just a toilet. The washroom was next door. Hermione had tons of dignity so she went to the bathroom (Urinating, mind you) even with Ron and Harry watching. All of a sudden there was a PLOP. It was so loud you could've heard it right away. Draco Malfoy said "Is someone taking a dump so loud that Slytherins could here it?" then they started giggling. Hermione just pooped. Ron and Harry congratulated her because she was so constipated and didn't hesitate to tell her friends. But then the toilet turned evil. He said "I am Merkosio the Evil Toilet!" and then he pulled out the lost comic book from the Betty and Veronica comic series "Betty and Veronica and Merkosio: the evil toilet" The toilet told the story of Betty and Veronica how Betty couldn't take a dump and when she finally did Merkosio popped up. Then Kandace the plunger killed Merkosio: not really..

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