Voice We now join our ahem heroes (as such), as they leave the house of the kind old man who let them stay with him, even after Burakki somehow managed to get a giant dragon-demon to wreck his house.
Burakki SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
Voice Yeah, whatever...On with the story!
Kagome Thank-you for letting us stay with you!
Nami It's okay; you saved my life!
Naoh*points to Burakki* Only after she tried to get you killed....
Burakki ¬_¬ I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY?!
Naoh Feh. You did it deliberately...
Burakki DID NOT!
Naoh DID TOO!
They begin an argument of "DID NOT!" "DID TOO!", until the Old man speaks
Old man Yes, well...At least you rebuilt what you wrecked...(and I think she made the kitchen bigger...)
Burakki*glomps Inu-Yasha* let's go! ^_^
Inu-Yasha -_-;
They start off up a mountain path
Suddenly Kagome turns to Inu-Yasha
Kagome I..can sense a shard of the Shikon jewel...it's around here somewhere...
Burakki jumps off Inu-Yasha's back, bends down, and picks up a shard of the jewel
Burakki You mean this, Kagome?
Kagome ^_^ Wow, that one was easy to find! We didn't even have to fight any demons!
Burakki What do you mean? I FOUND IT! IT'S MINE!!! o_o
everyone else !_!
Inu-Yasha grabs it from Burakki
Inu-Yasha What would YOU want with it?! You can't even use it!
Burakki...so? It's pretty....
Everyone else -_-
Shippou Hey...Look..What are they?
Suddenly they realize that they are have been surrounded by an army of (apparently) men
Everyone O_O;
A guy wearing a long cloak appears out of the shadows
The guy BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naoh pulls out tetsuagi
Naoh WHO ARE YOU?!
The guy I am the demon Efui...And you have fallen into my trap...hehehehe
Kagome grabs the shard from Inu-Yasha
Kagome But this is a real shard of the Shikon jewel! Why would you just give it to us?
Efui You think I don't have more, mortal? I can gather them easily
Kagome But...how?
Efui*ignores the question* Which one of you am I to kill first?
Burakki points to Naoh
Naoh points to Burakki
Naoh and Burakki HER!
Inu-Yasha Hey, he isn't going to kill any of us, okay?!
The armies, which everyone has noticed by now are the bodies of dead humans, attack Inu-Yasha
Shippou Kagome, aren't those men dead?
Kagome But...how can they move?
Together, Inu-Yasha, Naoh and Burakki ruin the bodies of the dead men
As they are fighting, Kagome notices Efui's hands moving accordingly to the dead bodies' movements
Kagome Shippou, attack that guy!
Shippou Huh?...Okay, if you say so...
Shippou uses Fox-fire on Efui
Efui What the...?
Efui looks at the remains of the human bodies, which, by now, are unable to fight
Kagome I know you were controlling them somehow! You have some kind of telekinetic power, right?
Efui...You are very...observing...for a mere mortal girl...You know of my powers? FINE!
Efui lifts a tree out of the ground with his powers, and sends it flying towards Kagome
The tree hits her head
Kagome is knocked unconscious
Inu-Yasha YOU DARE TO HURT KAGOME?!
Inu-Yasha slashes off one of Efui's arm, with the tetsusaiga
Eui...NANI?! You seem to be stronger, in avenging your woman...
Inu-Yasha My...?! YOU THINK WE'RE...?!
While Inu-Yasha goes on about how he and Kagome are nothing like that, Efui sends a rock at his head
It hits Inu-Yasha in the head
His head starts bleeding
Inu-Yasha....kuso...
Burakki takes up the role Inu-Yasha played for Kagome
Burakki YOU DARE TO HURT INU-YASHA?!
Burakki takes off Efui's other arm
Efui You...are so alike... heh.*looks at Naoh* And what of you? You have not yet attempted to hurt me...
Naoh You think I'd waste my time on a baka like YOU? feh.
Kagome ....what? could one of you take this tree off me please?
Naoh goes over to Kagome, and moves the tree
Kagome thanks ^_^
Inu-Yasha Kagome, where does he keep the shards?
Kagome *thinks* There...In his forehead...*faints*
Inu-Yasha KAGOME! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Naoh Leave it...We can see to her after this is done...
Inu-Yasha....feh.
Efui There will be no 'seeing to her'. Your mortal friend is dead.
Inu-Yasha THAT'S A LIE! KAGOME'S STRONGER THAN THAT!
Shippou She..can't be...dead *starts to cry* Kagome....
Efui And in a moment you will all me joining her...*uses telekinesis to take Inu-Yasha and Naoh's swords*
Inu-Yasha and Naoh *blink* ....
Shippou and Burakki *blink* ....
Burakki Um, how are you going to use a sword if you have no arms?
EfuiYou don't get it, do you?*uses telekinesis to slash Burakki with tetsusaiga
Burakki Um, was that supposed to hurt?
Efui Damn, why is it when he *points to Inu-Yasha* uses it, it's better?!*throws both swords away* Stupid rusty old stick....
As Efui throws the swords away, Inu-Yasha gets the jewel shards from his head
Efui...Damn....*dies, and fades away*
Burakki glomps Inu-Yasha once again
Burakki YAY! ^_^
Inu-Yasha GET OFF ME!! :(
Naoh.....
Shippou Inu-Yasha, is Kagome really dead?
Kagome*sits up* of course I'm not! ^_^
Shippou*hugs her* ^_^, I was worried about you!
Kagome It's okay...
Inu-Yasha ....I'm glad you're okay, Kagome...
Kagome Really? You are?
Inu-Yasha*picks up his sword, ignoring the question* ...Let's go, now...
Kagome gets up and takes the shards
Kagome Yeah...I guess
Voice Next time, we have more badly-made demons with stupid names!! (probably...)
Will Kagome finally die, or just have another near-death experience? Will Inu-Yasha, Naoh, and Burakki ever stop saying "feh"? Will Burakki and Naoh ever stop having stupid arguments? And will I ever find a better job than this? Probably not...Find out only in the next episode of Martian Successor Nadesico...I mean, in the next part...
Burakki SHUT UP ABOUT THAT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
Voice Yeah, whatever...On with the story!
Kagome Thank-you for letting us stay with you!
Nami It's okay; you saved my life!
Naoh*points to Burakki* Only after she tried to get you killed....
Burakki ¬_¬ I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY?!
Naoh Feh. You did it deliberately...
Burakki DID NOT!
Naoh DID TOO!
They begin an argument of "DID NOT!" "DID TOO!", until the Old man speaks
Old man Yes, well...At least you rebuilt what you wrecked...(and I think she made the kitchen bigger...)
Burakki*glomps Inu-Yasha* let's go! ^_^
Inu-Yasha -_-;
They start off up a mountain path
Suddenly Kagome turns to Inu-Yasha
Kagome I..can sense a shard of the Shikon jewel...it's around here somewhere...
Burakki jumps off Inu-Yasha's back, bends down, and picks up a shard of the jewel
Burakki You mean this, Kagome?
Kagome ^_^ Wow, that one was easy to find! We didn't even have to fight any demons!
Burakki What do you mean? I FOUND IT! IT'S MINE!!! o_o
everyone else !_!
Inu-Yasha grabs it from Burakki
Inu-Yasha What would YOU want with it?! You can't even use it!
Burakki...so? It's pretty....
Everyone else -_-
Shippou Hey...Look..What are they?
Suddenly they realize that they are have been surrounded by an army of (apparently) men
Everyone O_O;
A guy wearing a long cloak appears out of the shadows
The guy BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naoh pulls out tetsuagi
Naoh WHO ARE YOU?!
The guy I am the demon Efui...And you have fallen into my trap...hehehehe
Kagome grabs the shard from Inu-Yasha
Kagome But this is a real shard of the Shikon jewel! Why would you just give it to us?
Efui You think I don't have more, mortal? I can gather them easily
Kagome But...how?
Efui*ignores the question* Which one of you am I to kill first?
Burakki points to Naoh
Naoh points to Burakki
Naoh and Burakki HER!
Inu-Yasha Hey, he isn't going to kill any of us, okay?!
The armies, which everyone has noticed by now are the bodies of dead humans, attack Inu-Yasha
Shippou Kagome, aren't those men dead?
Kagome But...how can they move?
Together, Inu-Yasha, Naoh and Burakki ruin the bodies of the dead men
As they are fighting, Kagome notices Efui's hands moving accordingly to the dead bodies' movements
Kagome Shippou, attack that guy!
Shippou Huh?...Okay, if you say so...
Shippou uses Fox-fire on Efui
Efui What the...?
Efui looks at the remains of the human bodies, which, by now, are unable to fight
Kagome I know you were controlling them somehow! You have some kind of telekinetic power, right?
Efui...You are very...observing...for a mere mortal girl...You know of my powers? FINE!
Efui lifts a tree out of the ground with his powers, and sends it flying towards Kagome
The tree hits her head
Kagome is knocked unconscious
Inu-Yasha YOU DARE TO HURT KAGOME?!
Inu-Yasha slashes off one of Efui's arm, with the tetsusaiga
Eui...NANI?! You seem to be stronger, in avenging your woman...
Inu-Yasha My...?! YOU THINK WE'RE...?!
While Inu-Yasha goes on about how he and Kagome are nothing like that, Efui sends a rock at his head
It hits Inu-Yasha in the head
His head starts bleeding
Inu-Yasha....kuso...
Burakki takes up the role Inu-Yasha played for Kagome
Burakki YOU DARE TO HURT INU-YASHA?!
Burakki takes off Efui's other arm
Efui You...are so alike... heh.*looks at Naoh* And what of you? You have not yet attempted to hurt me...
Naoh You think I'd waste my time on a baka like YOU? feh.
Kagome ....what? could one of you take this tree off me please?
Naoh goes over to Kagome, and moves the tree
Kagome thanks ^_^
Inu-Yasha Kagome, where does he keep the shards?
Kagome *thinks* There...In his forehead...*faints*
Inu-Yasha KAGOME! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Naoh Leave it...We can see to her after this is done...
Inu-Yasha....feh.
Efui There will be no 'seeing to her'. Your mortal friend is dead.
Inu-Yasha THAT'S A LIE! KAGOME'S STRONGER THAN THAT!
Shippou She..can't be...dead *starts to cry* Kagome....
Efui And in a moment you will all me joining her...*uses telekinesis to take Inu-Yasha and Naoh's swords*
Inu-Yasha and Naoh *blink* ....
Shippou and Burakki *blink* ....
Burakki Um, how are you going to use a sword if you have no arms?
EfuiYou don't get it, do you?*uses telekinesis to slash Burakki with tetsusaiga
Burakki Um, was that supposed to hurt?
Efui Damn, why is it when he *points to Inu-Yasha* uses it, it's better?!*throws both swords away* Stupid rusty old stick....
As Efui throws the swords away, Inu-Yasha gets the jewel shards from his head
Efui...Damn....*dies, and fades away*
Burakki glomps Inu-Yasha once again
Burakki YAY! ^_^
Inu-Yasha GET OFF ME!! :(
Naoh.....
Shippou Inu-Yasha, is Kagome really dead?
Kagome*sits up* of course I'm not! ^_^
Shippou*hugs her* ^_^, I was worried about you!
Kagome It's okay...
Inu-Yasha ....I'm glad you're okay, Kagome...
Kagome Really? You are?
Inu-Yasha*picks up his sword, ignoring the question* ...Let's go, now...
Kagome gets up and takes the shards
Kagome Yeah...I guess
Voice Next time, we have more badly-made demons with stupid names!! (probably...)
Will Kagome finally die, or just have another near-death experience? Will Inu-Yasha, Naoh, and Burakki ever stop saying "feh"? Will Burakki and Naoh ever stop having stupid arguments? And will I ever find a better job than this? Probably not...Find out only in the next episode of Martian Successor Nadesico...I mean, in the next part...