Silver_Star: Hello! I'm Silver_Star, but you can call me Star-chan. And this *points to teen-age guy with dark hair and blue eyes* is Bob. He's one of my muses. Say hi Bob.
Bob: Die mortals!
Star-chan: Please be nice, Bob.
Bob: *growl*
Star-chan: Okay, let me rephrase. Please don't bite anyone, Bob.
Bob: I make no promises.
Star-chan: *sigh* Fine. Thankfully I have more then one muse. This *points to teen-age girl with long black hair and green eyes* is Li Draco. She doesn't bite. Say hi, Li.
Li Draco: Whatever.
Star-chan: Can you please be a bit more social?
Li Draco: No. It goes against my morals.
Star-chan: -_-;;; Fine. That's just fine. *to readers* I'm a teen-ager with silver hair and eyes. My mood changes so don't expect me to be this nice all of the time. ^_^ Oh yeah, Li and Bob are going to be in this fic. I apologize now for any damage that they cause. That's good for now. ON TO THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Disclaimer: Die mortals.
Silver_Star: What the?! BOB WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE DISCLAIMER?!!!
Bob: Don't you like it?
Silver_Star: No! You didn't state that we don't own Gundam Wing!!!
Bob: Of course we don't own Gundam Wing. I do.
Silver_Star: No you don't!!!! *growl* This is the last time I let you do the disclaimer. LI! COME FIX THIS!!!!
Li Draco: Fine.
Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam Wing. Bob and I belong to Star-chan. Besides you don't want Bob. He bites. Hard.
Li Draco: There. Happy?
Silver_Star: Very. Good work! NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!
Title: "The Device" – Chapter 1: Flame-throwers and Pixie Sticks
Author(s): Silver_Star, Li Draco, and Bob
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*in Star-chan's room*
Star-chan: Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bo-
Li Draco: Are you going to keep doing that all day?!
Star-chan: Unless you plan on entertaining me….yes.
Li Draco: I will end you!!!!!
Star-chan: Whatever. Bored bored bored bo-
Li Draco: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Bob: *runs into the room* I'VE DONE IT!!!!
Star-chan: *looks over at Bob* What did you do now, Bob?
Bob: *evil grin* I've come up with a device that will allow me to travel to anywhere I want. I call it "The Device".
Li Draco: Are you just too lazy to get on a plane?
Bob: Simple human. "The Device" allows me to travel to other dimensions as well.
Star-chan: Right. So where is this "device"?
Bob: IT'S "THE DEVICE" FOOLISH MORTAL!!!! …And it's right here. *pulls out what looks like a TV remote control*
Star-chan: How is that supposed to let you travel to other dimensions and…IS THAT MY REMOTE?!!!
Bob: …Maybe.
Star-chan: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT?! I had to make Li my human remote!
Li Draco: Yes. Remind me to kill you all.
Bob: Are you two done?
Star-chan: NO! YOU OWE ME A NEW REMOTE!!!!!
Bob: *rolls eyes* Fine.
Star-chan: Silver and sparkly!!!!!!!!
Bob: Whatever.
Star-chan: YAY!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Bob: Now if I may continue….*silence* Good. I am planning on testing "The Device" today. Do any of you foolish mortals wish to join me?
Star-chan: Ooooooh! ME! ME!
Li Draco: Sure.
Bob: Excellent. Now gather a FEW items then we'll be on our way.
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*a FEW hours later*
Bob: *standing outside of room* COME ON!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS TAKING YOU SO LONG!
*Star-chan comes out with three BIG suitcases*
Star-chan: *out of breath* Okay. I'm ready.
Bob: O.O I SAID PACK A FEW ITEMS!!!!! NOT YOUR WHOLE ROOM!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU PACK?!!!!
Star-chan: Just the essentials.
Bob: Like what?
Star-chan: Guns, matches, lighters, clothes, pixie sticks, Pepsi, and sparkly things. That kind of stuff.
*Li walks out of her room with one backpack*
Li Draco: You're lucky. I had to talk her out of bringing her flame-thrower.
Bob: I can't wait until I rule over you all.
Li Draco: Yeah good for you. By the way, where are we going?
Bob: *evil grin* We are going to the dimension where I rule over all of earth.
*Star-chan and Li walk back to their rooms*
Star-chan: I'm going to go get that flame-thrower.
Li Draco: I need more guns.
Bob: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!
*five minuets later*
Bob: Are you two ready now?!
Star-chan: *pout* Yes. ((AN: Bob: I refused to let her take three suitcases. Star-chan: Jerk.))
Li Draco: Whatever.
Bob: Alright. Get ready mortals. Here we go. *takes out remote…I mean "The Device" and pushes button*
*POP*
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*in Gundam Wing land at one of Quatre's many mansions…in the dinning room….at 6:30pm….on a Sunday*
Duo: Hey Wu-man! Pass the rolls will ya?
Wufei: MAXWELL!!!! I'VE TOLD YOU MY NAME IS-
*POP* ((AN: Star-chan: That's his name? I thought it was Wufei. Bob: Idiot. 'Pop' is just the sound we made. Star-chan: Ooooooh! I get it. Bob: Great! Now shut up.))
*Bob, Star-chan and Li 'pop' up….next to the dinner table…in a pile…okay…*
Star-chan: *on top of the pile*….pain….
Li Draco: *under Star-chan and a bag full of knives…don't ask* I…will kill...you…all.
Bob: *under everything...ouch* C-can't…*gasp* ...breath!
G-boys: ……… *shocked silence…just so you know…*
Star-chan: Good…for you.
Bob: *growl* ATTACK MINIONS OF DARKNESS!!! ATTACK!!!
*nothing*
Bob: Hhhhmmm I was sure I would have minions of darkness when I ruled over all of earth. *sniffle* They were on the top of my list too.
Star-chan: You have a list?!
Bob: Yes.
Star-chan: What kind of list?
Bob: My list of things to have when I take over all of earth. *sob*
Li Draco: Don't even start.
Bob: *somehow gets out from under everything…I don't know how…* Wait a minuet! I would have thought that when I ruled over all of earth it would have been more…chaotic. This place is way too calm. Where are the minions of darkness?! Where's all the fire?!
Star-chan: ….ARE WE LOST?!!!!
Li Draco: Oh goodie.
Bob: WE ARE NOT LOST!!! We're just …..misplaced.
Star-chan: *sob* I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!!!!
G-boys: *finally snap out of it*
*click*
*Li, Bob, and Star-chan turn around slowly*
Heero: Who are you and who do you work for?
To Be Continued…..
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Bob: That's it?!
Star-chan: No that's not it!!! That's just where we're stopping for now.
Bob: But I want to know what happens?! Where are my minions of darkness?! Do you even know what the hell is going to happen?!
Star-chan: Um…no. ^^;
Bob: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US?!!!!
Star-chan: ….No.
Bob: MORONS!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!!!!!
Star-chan: *sniffle* You don't have to be so mean! *sob*
Li Draco: Great. You made her cry.
Bob: Shut up!
Star-chan: *sobs stop abruptly*
Bob: That's better.
Star-chan: *to reader(s)* I really don't have much of an idea of what is going to happen so any and all suggestions will be appreciated! Now Bob, ask the nice readers to review.
Bob: Read and review, or die.
Star-chan: O.O BOB!!!! YOU CAN'T THREATEN THE READERS!!!!
Bob: Yes I can.
Star-chan: NO! NO YOU CAN'T!!! *growl* Li will you please take care of this?
Li Draco: Fine. Read and review. There done.
Star-chan: -_-;;; Why did I get stuck with the defective muses?!
Bob: Don't blame us. You're the one who created us insolent mortal.
Star-chan: Oh yeah….Well till the next chapter!
Silver_Star, Bob and Li Draco