Star-chan: Hello!!! Welcome to chapter three of "The Device". Hehehehehe I can't wait till you read this chapter. It's going to be great!
Bob: Why should we believe what you say?
Star-chan: Because I'm the author.
Bob: Of a fan-FICTION.
Star-chan: I-I-*growl* ATTACK BUNNIES! ATTACK!!!
*nothing happens*
Star-chan: What?! Where are my bunnies? !_! I wanted bunnies!!! *pout* It's not fair.
Bob: You are so pathetic.
Star-chan: Yes. Yes I am. But at least I'm cute!
Bob: *snicker*
Star-chan: *goes zero system* Are you saying I'm not cute?
Bob: *pale* No! No I'm not saying that at all. Please don't kill me.
Star-chan: Why would I kill you?
Bob: *starts to breath again*
Star-chan: When I could just torture you.
Bob: *pales once more* LI HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: *sigh* Hey Star-chan, I think I saw your cat using your Wufei plushie as a cat toy.
Star-chan: WU-CHAN!!!!!!! Noel will pay. *runs out of room* I'M COMING BABY!
((Star-chan: Just so you know I don't really have a Wu-chan plushie. !_! But one can dream.))
Bob: *hugs Li* Thank you thank you thank you thank you
Li Draco: You're welcome. Now get off of me.
*Star-chan comes back in with plushie…Bob is still hugging Li by the way…*
Star-chan: Not to worry! Wu-chan is still alive and so is Kitty-chan. ((Noel my kitty…never mind.)) *blink* Have I missed something?
*Bob lets go of Li*
Bob: *blush* Of course not foolish mortal.
Li Draco: *barely blushing but blushing none the less* I hate you all.
Star-chan: *evil grin* Oh I believe you.
Bob: *changes subject abruptly* Star-baka since I have magical powers does that mean that I get to rule over all of earth?
Star-chan: No.
Bob: Drat.
Li Draco: Can we please get this over with.
Star-chan: Fine. TO THE REVIEWERS!!!!
Star-chan: !_! I am soooo happy!!! I got five reviews for chapter 2! Sure one person reviewed twice, but I don't care. A million thank you-s to all of you!!!
Twilight (keeper of the light): Thanks! I'm really glad you like it! Don't worry I will continue to write this even if I only have one reviewer.
Kel: Star-chan: HEY LI YOU HAVE A FAN!!!!!!!
Li Draco: Goodie.
Star-chan: *scowl* You could at least be nice to your fan.
Li Draco: Fine. *in hyper/perky voice* Oh goodie!!! That is sooooo nice of you. *goes back to regular voice…thank heaven* There. I'm done for today. *leaves*
Star-chan: *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Bob: *sigh* Great now I have to finish this. I hope you realize how much this vexes me mortal. *reads over review* Okay first of all it's "THE DEVICE"!!!! WHY THE HELL IS THAT SO HARD TO REMEMBER!!!!!! Second yes I will fix My Baby. *sniff* I was against breaking it in the first place. But noooooo Star-baka went and broke it anyway. I shall have my revenge. REVENGE!!!!!!! Ahem. DBZ huh? Yes that would work. That would work quite well.
Star-chan: I'm back!
Bob: Great.
Star-chan: You can leave now.
Bob: Good.
Star-chan: We were planning on taking this idea farther then just GW, so DBZ would be fun. You'll have to wait till this fic it done first though. It's not good for us to write two things at once, things tend to get mixed up. Don't worry though! We're doing pretty well on this one so a sequel or what ever shouldn't be too far off. Thank you for the great review!!!
Sky Fire: Yep you can now rent (borrow) Bob for the low low price of doing a shameless plug for Star-chan! So what do you think? Are you in? You could use him for Author's Notes or hell he could even be put in a fic if the both of us approve! So what do you think? Oh and Quatre is kawaii, ne? ((If you have no idea what the hell I just said, here you go: Oh and Quatre is cute, am I right? …Roughly.)) Don't worry I've managed to blow up a hot dog before. Mom wasn't happy about that one. Anyway, thank you soooo much for the review! Can't wait for the next chapter of your fic!
Ellie Maxwell: Star-chan: Okay well I e-mailed you so I hope you got it. Anyway, hmmm muse dating. Interesting. What do you think Bob?
Bob: I hate the idea.
Star-chan: To bad you're doing it anyway. So there! *sticks out tongue*
Bob: I will come up with a very painful way to rule over you.
Star-chan: Uh huh. Leave. *bob leaves* Now about this muse sleepover, that would be a great idea for a fic! E-mail me and we'll brainstorm.
Bob: Don't you have to have a brain to do that?
Star-chan: I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE!
Bob: Whatever.
Star-chan: You can borrow Bob, if you still want him. Please still want him!
Bob: Please. Everyone wants me. They always want what they can't have. That and I'm hott.
Star-chan: *bursts out laughing* S-sure *giggle* you *gasp* are. HAHAHA!
Bob: I hate you.
Star-chan: *wipes away tear* Anyway, I hope you get some inspiration from this next chapter! Oh and Chibi Jane! It wasn't easy but I finally thought of a way to write raspberries in this chapter. I hope you are pleased! Thank you thank you thank you thank you for the reviews!!!
PRETTY LIL KITTY (aka TokyoPrincess): Thank you thank you for the review!!!! I really did like your fic!!!!
Star-chan: NOW ON TO THE DISCLAIMER!!!!
Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam Wing, Best Buy (Star-chan forgot that last time.), Britney Spears (thank bunnies…you'll get the Britney Spears thing later.), or anything else that owning would make me lots of money. I DO own Li Draco and Bob. They are mine. You can borrow them if you review and ask. Oh and a bit of a warning there will be MAJOR Relena bashing in this chapter so if you don't like it …PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!! I'm not anti-Relena all the way! If she's written correctly I really like her. But it fun to write her the way I do. And the part about the raspberries was suggested by Ellie Maxwell and her muse Chibi Jane. That's all for the disclaimer. Good day!
Shameless Plugs –
Star-chan: Okay look I've decided that for the authors that read and review my fic I will do a shameless plug for there fic. Now there are some requirements that you have to meet before I will do this, here they are. 1) I have to have read it 2) I have to approve of it (no lemons or slash please! I don't like either.) 3) You have to ask (I'm only doing these two because they reviewed and I like their fics.) Okay well here we go.
Read Sky Fire's 'Cry For Me'. It's really good! It's a Quatre/Usagi (sailor moon) fic. Usagi finds herself in the Gundam Wing dimension. It's a Drama/Romance so enjoy!
I also suggest Ellie Maxwell's 'Dorothy, eyebrows and the moose that got loose!' and 'Relena, pink and the kitten that got loose…'. They are pretty insane so enjoy!
And another thing to read is TokyoPrincess's 'Stalkers, Girl Trouble, Pixie Stixs, AND MORE!! It's funnie so read now!!!
That's it for today! If you do not wish me to do this with your fic just ask and I will stop.
Oh and I may just put up a fic that I really like. That is all.
Star-chan: Whoa. I have a feeling that this may be longer then the actual fic. Oh well. NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: "The Device" Chapter 3 – I never thought I could hate anyone more then I hate Britney Spears…you have proven me wrong.
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*in the sun room…in Q-babe's mansion…on Monday morning…at 5:30 in the morning…ouch*
Narrator: The rest of the night went on with out too much happening. After Bob stopped crying Quatre showed them all to their rooms. Star-chan's was a purple, grey and black colored room, she liked to call it…Her Room. Li's room was decorated in emeralds and blacks, she did not name hers so Star-chan did for her. She called it Li's Room. Li promptly hit her. Now Bob's room was all grey. (do not judge grey is a very cool color.) He dubbed it…Chamber Where The Future Ruler Over All Of Earth Sleeps. They were awoken by some random servant person who led to the dinning room, where they are to be met by the G-boys. They are still waiting.
Star-chan: Who the hell are you?
Narrator: I'm the narrator dumbass!
Star-chan: That was mean.
Li Draco: Are you staying?
Narrator: Sadly no I might be back later but I must leave now. Farewell!!!!
*narrator leaves …Q-babe enters*
Quatre: Who where you talking to?
Star-chan: The narrator.
Quatre: O…kay.
*the rest of the guys walk in*
Heero: You are coming with us to school.
Star-chan: WHAT?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: Baka onna.
Li Draco: Why? *that was to Heero mind you*
Heero: Our mission is to protect Relena Peacecraft.
Star-chan: *pale* The Relena Peacecraft?!
Duo: Yep. The *cough*Psychotic*cough* Pacifist Princess herself.
Star-chan: *grabs onto the leg of a very heavy table* I DON'T WANNA GO!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
Heero: Duo…get her.
Duo: Do I have to?
Heero: *death-glare*
Duo: Fine! I'm going! *goes to try to pry her off*
Heero: What about the rest of you?
Li Draco: Mission Accepted.
Heero: *glare*
Bob: Now is this a real princess?
Heero: Yes.
Bob: This could be to my advantage…yes I will go.
*in background*
Star-chan: MY ARM HE'S GOT MY ARM!!!!
Duo: COME ON BABE! LET GO OF THE TABLE!!!!
*back to the others*
Li Draco: I'm getting a migraine. *walks over to Star-chan* Star-chan. If you come with us I will give you all of the pixie sticks I can find.
*may I just point out that Duo is still pulling really hard*
Star-chan: Really?
Li Draco: Yes. Now let go.
Star-chan: Okay. *lets go* *Duo goes flying*
*CRASH*
Duo: @_@
*Star-chan goes over to the others*
Star-chan: Okay I'll go.
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: Good. Your uniforms are on you beds.
*every one goes off to their rooms to change…Star-chan gets to her room in 3…2…1..*
Star-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone comes running*
*door bursts open*
Wufei: *with katana* What is it you onna?!
Star-chan: *point to bed* THAT UGLY PINK THING TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!! *grabs Wufei* Don't let it get me!!!!
Heero: Hn…it's just your uniform.
Star-chan: NOOOOOOO!!!! *still has Wufei in death-grip*
Wufei: Get off of me onna! *hits her with blunt side of katana*
Star-chan: Ow! That was mean.
Heero: Get dressed. We can't be late.
Star-chan: *rolls eyes* Fine. Now leave all of you. Now!
*everyone leaves*
Star-chan: Okay I can do this…it's just pink…I hate pink…do it for the really hott guys. Yes the hott guys…okay lets get this over with.
*a half an hour later in the sitting room…now remember that's the room for sitting*
Li Draco: Peacecraft will pay.
Bob: Oh yeah. When I rule over all of earth this will be the first thing to go. Well this and clowns. *shiver*
*Star-chan comes into room sulking*
Star-chan: I hate her with every fiber of my being. *turns to Bob* Rule over her with an iron fist.
Bob: With pleasure.
*G-boys come in…in their uniforms….ew*
Quatre: Are you all ready?
*nods*
Quatre: Good. Let's go!
*at Relena Peacecraft's School of Pacifism…goodie*
Heero: Say anything about us being the Gundam pilots and you will die.
Star-chan: Alright already! You've said that ten times already! We get the point!
Li Draco: What's our first class?
Trowa: Pacifism 101. (he hasn't said anything for a while, being the quite one must be annoying sometimes.)
Bob: THAT'S A CLASS?!
Heero: Hn.
Star-chan: I'm going to take that as I yes.
*in the distance*
Relena: HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL FIND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!
*back to the others*
Heero: *shudder* Damn it.
Duo: Hell she's creepy!
Li Draco: No kidding.
Wufei: Baka onna. *he's talking about Relena-baka …just so you know*
Quatre: It's going to be a long day.
Trowa: ……
Bob: *pale…very pale* T-that's the Princess?!
Duo: Yup.
Bob: I'll find some other way to take over all of earth. It's not worth that.
*Relena is almost there*
Heero: *muttering* I'm the Perfect Soldier. I'm the Perfect Soldier. I'm the Perfect Soldier. I'm the Perfect-
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!! *she's getting closer*
Heero: *pale* I'm the Perfect Soldier.
Star-chan: *light bulb thingy* Hey Heero! I've got an idea!
Heero: What?
*whispers plan in his ear*
Heero: Mission Accepted.
Star-chan: This will be fun! Okay everyone please don't stare.
Everyone: ?
*Relena is within sight*
Star-chan: Okay ready Hee-chan?
Heero: Hn.
Star-chan: Good.
*Star-chan walks up to Heero and kisses him*
Everyone else: o.o
*Relena comes up*
Relena: HEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THAT BITCH!!!!
*end kiss*
Star-chan: *giggle* Who's that Hee-chan?
Relena: H-Hee-chan?!
Heero: *has arm around Star-chan's waist* Star-chan this is Relena Peacecraft. Miss Peacecraft, this is Star-chan. My girlfriend.
Relena: *faint*
Star-chan: *giggle* That was fun!
Duo: What the hell just happened here?
Star-chan: We'll tell you at lunch. Come on I want to get this first class over with.
*they all walk off*
*Relena wakes up*
Relena: Heero is mine! I'll teach that bitch not to mess with me.
*at lunch everyone is there…Star-chan just finished telling everyone about the plan*
Duo: So that kiss was just part of the plan?!
Star-chan: Yup! Convincing weren't we?
*Relena walks in*
Li Draco: Perhaps too convincing. Look.
*Relena comes over with evil smirk on her face*
Star-chan: *has a smirk as well…turns to 'Hee-chan'* Hee-chan…I thought that dogs weren't allowed in school.
Heero: They aren't. Why?
Star-chan: Well there's a bitch right there. *points to Relena*
*Relena goes red…out of anger most likely*
Relena: DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!! *starts to strangle Star-chan*
Star-chan: Can't breath!!!
Duo: Hey Relena!!! I thought Peacecrafts were pacifists!
Relena: *looks at him…still strangling Star-chan* Oh they are, but I'm a Dorlian today. (is that how you spell that? It's so hard to keep it strait)
Bob: *has had enough of this and starts pelting Relena-baka with raspberries* (there you go Chibi Jane!!!)
Relena: Ow! Owie! Stop that!!! Ouch! *runs out of lunch room* This isn't over yet!!!!
Star-chan: @_@
Heero: Are you alright?
Quatre: Oh dear…
Duo: *cough*psycho*cough*!
Trowa: ….That was….interesting…
Wufei: Crazy onna.
Li Draco: *turns to Bob* Where did you get the raspberries?
Bob: Some moose gave them to me. (inside joke)
*bell rings…lunch is over*
Star-chan: *pops up* I'm good. I'm okay. I'm up.
Heero: Are you sure?
Star-chan: I'm sure Hee-chan. Let's go. …What's our next class?
Duo: Gym.
Star-chan: On second thought I don't think I feel so well.
Li Draco: You're going.
Star-chan: Hell.
*in Gym*
Various mortal thingy: HEADS UP!
*BOING*
Star-chan: …pain….
Quatre: Are you alright Star-chan?
Star-chan: I hate gym.
Bob: HA HA! Pitiful human! Can't even dodge a simple orange ball?
*BOING*
*FALL*
Various mortal thingy 2: MY BAD!
Bob: *from the ground* I shall rule over you all.
Star-chan: I'm not even playing and I get hit! *sob* It's not fair!!! AHHHH! *duck…hits Bob in the head…ow*
*bell rings*
Bob: Thank bunnies. (okay that's like my new phrase thingy…don't steal!!!)
*in hallway*
Star-chan: Ow. Is school over yet?
Heero: Not yet.
Bob: What the hell else could there be?!
Duo: Pacifism 102
Star-chan: But we already had that!!!!
Wufei: This one's different, onna. In this one the psycho onna comes and give a very long, very boring, speech.
Bob: *starts to cry* I can't take another lesson where they preach against all that I believe in!!!! I just can't! *keeps crying*
Li Draco: This is the last class right?
Trowa: *nod* (they get along the best)
Li Draco: Bob when we get home I will let you play the most violent video game I own if you stop crying.
Bob: Okay. *sniffle*
Quatre: Okay we better go before class starts.
Star-chan: Oh yes we wouldn't want to be late for Miss Peacecraft…Dorlian…whatever the hell she is.
*in class*
Teacher: Good afternoon, class. Today we have the honor to get to hear Miss Peacecraft speak. Please give her all of you attention.
*Relena goes to the front*
Relena: Hello lowly subjects!
Lowly students: We love you Princess Relena!!!!!
Bob, Star-chan & Li: Die.
G-boys: ……….
Relena: Thank you. Thank you. Now today I'm going to talk about the evils of fighting. Blah blah blah blah-
*1 hour later*
*Bob is crying…Li is fingering the knife she has up her sleeve…Star-chan is beating her head against her desk & the guys are just kinda sitting there*
Relena: -fighting is bad. And that concludes the end of my speech. Are there any questions or comments?
Star-chan: Yes I have a question!
Relena: Anyone at all?
Star-chan: *growl…light bulb thingy* Oh Miss Relena! Heero would like me to ask a question for him!!!
Relena: HEERO?! Ahem. Alright what is the question?
Star-chan: Well how can you say that fighting is wrong and that we should talk things out, when you yourself started a fight in the lunch room just this afternoon? Aren't you being a hypocrite?
Relena: Well that's a very good question, Heero. Let me explain, blah blah blah blah blah-
*10 min. later*
Relena: -and that's why I'm not a hypocrite. Anyone else?
Li: Yes I have a comment.
Relena: Go ahead.
Li: I never thought I could hate anyone more then I hate Britney Spears…you have proven me wrong.
Relena: Well I-
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG ….that was the bell*
*everyone runs as if there lives depend on it…which they probably do*
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*at Quatre's mansion*
Star-chan: BUT I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: You're going. It would be suspicious if you only came today then never came again.
Li Draco: He's right you know.
Bob: I want to play your violent video game now.
Li Draco: I'm not in the mood.
Bob: But I was going to pretend that everything I kill was Relena-baka. It's not fair.
Duo: I'll play with you, buddy!
Bob: Alright filthy human you seem semi-worthy. Come. TO THE GAME!!!
*Duo and Bob leave the room*
Li Draco: I'm bored.
Quatre: What about your homework?
Li Draco: Finished it already. *looks over at Wufei cleaning his katana* Hey Wufei…wanna spar?
Wufei: *smirk* Alright onna, but I'm not going to go easy on you.
Li Draco: Neither am I.
*Li and Wufei leave…Trowa goes off to watch*
Star-chan: Hee-chan?
Heero: What?
Star-chan: Will you help me with my homework?
Heero: Hn.
Star-chan: Thank you!
To Be Continued….
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Star-chan: Wow another chapter done. I hope you like it!
Bob: I'm tired mortal!
Star-chan: Me too. We spent a lot of time working on this chapter, it's 11 pages long!!! so be nice and
review! Oh yeah if you have any questions or just wanna talk or something just e-mail
me! My e-mail address is on my bio page so go there. Again thank you for all of the
reviews!
Li Draco: Can we go now.
Star-chan: Yes. See you later!!!
~Star-chan. Bob, Li Draco