Star-chan: Whoa this is the longest fic I've ever done!
Bob: Are we supposed to be happy about this?
Star-chan: You know what if you keep this up I'm going to give you a hug!!!!
Bob: *pale* Y-you wouldn't.
Star-chan: Wouldn't I?
Bob: *runs for his life*
Star-chan: Ha!
Li Draco: Is this fic going to go for much longer?
Star-chan: Um…maybe a few more chapters then I'll move on to something else.
Li Draco: Like what?
Star-chan: Well one person wanted us to do a DBZ one so that's a possibility. That or Sailor Moon. Of course we aren't just going to do anime, oh no. We'll be going into books. Ooooh and movies!!! Hehehehe! Lord of the Rings is going to be soon. Harry Potter as well.
Bob: Do I get to do magic?!
Star-chan: Or maybe we'll just skip Harry Potter.
Bob: NO! I DEMAND HARRY POTTER!!! That Voldemort character is cool!
Star-chan: Why am I not surprised?
Li Draco: I want to go to Harry Potter soon.
Star-chan: O.O *faint*
Bob: Why do you want to go? I can understand Star-baka. She just want to go so she can meet the twins. Foolish mortal has a crush on them. But why do you want to go?
Li Draco: To meet the one who inspired my name.
Bob: Oh you mean that Malfoy
character?
Li Draco: Yes.
Star-chan: *wakes up* I just had the weirdest dream…Li actually wanted to do something that didn't involve killing.
Li Draco: It wasn't a dream.
Star-chan: *faint*
Li & Bob: *sigh*
Bob: I suppose we have to pass the time until she wakes up…Li do you know I have a last name?
Li Draco: Really?
Bob: Yes. It's Evil.
Li Draco: How fitting.
Bob: Isn't it?
Star-chan: *wakes up* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!!!! Why are you two so chummy?! Is there something I should no about?!
Li Draco & Bob: No, Star-baka.
Star-chan: Then what the hell is this?! I'm so confused!!!
Bob: What? Can I not be nice to my friends?
Star-chan: Wha-I-and-*faint*
Bob: *smirk* That went well.
Li Draco: Yes, quite well.
Bob: Do you think she'll notice if we just skip to the disclaimer?
Li Draco: Hmmm….most likely.
Bob: Curses!
Star-chan: *wakes up…talking all dazed like* I'm going into the kitchen for a snack…
Bob: What the hell?!
Li Draco: Do you think she went into shock?
*CRASH*
AAAAHHHH-
*BONK*
*silence*
Li Draco: Damn!
Bob: Oh bloody hell!
*Li & Bob run into kitchen…where they find Star-chan lying in a pool of red liquid*
Bob: Shit!
Li Draco: No!
Star-chan: *opens eyes* L-Li? …..B…Bob?
Li Draco: We're here Star-chan.
Bob: ……
Star-chan: *whispers something*
Bob: What did she say?
Li Draco: I don't know.
*they lean in closer*
Star-chan: I…just wanted to *cough* tell you guys that…*cough* that………………………………………………………………………………..YOU NEVER MESS WITH YOUR CREATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Li and Bob jump back holding there ears*
*Star-chan gets up*
Star-chan: Ha ha! It's amazing what you can do with ketchup. *grin* Now you two get to clean up this mess. Have fun!!!
*Star-chan leaves room*
Bob: She will pay for that once I rule over all of earth.
Li Draco: I'm helping.
Bob: Fine.
*back to Star-chan*
Star-chan: Okay on to the reviewers!!!!
Alissa: I'm glad you liked the Relena bashing…we had fun writing that part. I might kill Relena-baka…or I might not. Who would I torture endlessly if she was gone? Thanks!
Ellie Maxwell: Hehe I'm glad you (all) liked it! Chibi Jane, I'm glad you're happy. *Bob pops up*
Bob: Well I know I'm amazing, but you may point that out anytime you wish mortals.
Star-chan: BOB! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING THE KITCHEN!!!
Bob: *glare* Fine! ….I will rule over you all.
Star-chan: Uh huh. Well I sent you an e-mail awhile ago so talk to you later! Thank you all!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa Twin: Hey Rinoa Twin!!!! I'm glad you finally got to read my fic!!! You liked it too!!! !_! I'm so happy!!! Well I await your e-mail and your next chapter. Talk to you later!
Zarabeth McGregor: Star-chan: I'm so happy you like it!!! Oh and don't jump to any conclusions about pairing yet. I could change it like that *tries to snap…fails miserably*! *pout* How in the hell do you do that?! (I can snap in real life…I'm not this pathetic. Bob: No you're worse. Star-chan: I'm ending this thought now. Bob: Ooooo you had a thought?! Star-chan: *glare*)
Bob: You are a particularly pathetic mortal.
Star-chan: Oh shut up!
Bob: Listen to your reviewer, mortal! You're lucky to have me!!!
Star-chan: But look what she has for a muse!
Bob: Yeah that reminds me…what the hell is up with that muse?!
Star-chan: SHHHHH!!!! Don't anger it!!!! *to Zarabeth* Can't wait for the next chapter of you fic! Thank you for reviewing!!!!
SquirrelnoShi: Well….thank you for reviewing! For right now I don't think I will need your services…but I will keep you in mind. Please review me again!!!! Thank you!!!
Star-chan: Okay well thank you again for all of the lovely reviews! No flames yet! I'm happy! I thought there would be at least something from the Relena thing. …Don't get any ideas! I love the fact that I have NO flames.
Bob: Can I flame you?
Star-chan: No.
Li Draco: What about me?
Star-chan: What the- NO!!!
Bob & Li: Drat.
Star-chan: O.O We're going to go to the disclaimer now.
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Gundam Wing or anything else that would make tons of money…although "The Device" remote…thing might make us a profit. Oh and I don't own the chapter title. It's a line from my favorite comic. (you know the funny things in the Sunday paper. Get Fuzzy is great!) Anyway…I own Bob and Li. You may BORROW them if you wish. All you have to do is ask…in a review or in an e-mail. If you do e-mail me and you don't hear from me within a day or so….Bob has shoved me in a closet and won't let me out. Send help! Anyway…that's it. I can't think of anything else to say…
Bob: I can think of a few things to say…
Star-chan: Don't even think about it Bob. Don't even.
Bob: I can't have any fun!
Star-chan: Damn right!
Li Draco: Moving on now!
Star-chan: Fine…TO THE SHAMELESS PLUGS!!!!
Star-chan: Okay I doubt anyone actually reads this part but I will write it non-the-less. Oh yeah I changed the rule that you have to ask for me to do this. I will plug anyone I choose. Beware!!!!
Okay this is one of my favorite fics, also one of my favorite authors. Her name is Rinoa Twin and the fic is entitled 'The Worth of a White Lily'. It is soooooo good!!!! It's a GW fic! It's Wu-chan centered. It's a Romance/Drama and it's rated PG13. Here's her summery for it – 'An AU fic. Wufei's family wants him to marry into a prominent, rich Chinese family, but instead he falls in love with a stranger from a photograph. Will love prevail for him or will someone else end up with the one he loves?' Enjoy!!!!
The next plug is for Zarabeth McGregor's 'Only Time'. It's a GW/Sailor Moon Fantasy/Romance fic. It's rated PG13 and it's really good! Ami (my favorite SM character for the moment) is the main character in this heart-warming tale of –
Bob: Heart-warming tale?! What the hell?! Have you been in the pixie sticks again?
Star-chan: Um…no?
Bob: Damn mortals…getting high off of sugar. *to the readers* Here, read the authors summery while I go beat the mortal.
Star-chan: O.O NO DON'T LET HIM GET ME!!!!
*Bob drags her off*
'While walking alone one night, Ami meets a mysterious woman who asks her this: If given the opportunity to find your soul mate, your one true love, would you take it, even if it entailed you losing everything you know? *Chapter 15 is up!*'
*Star-chan comes back limping*
Star-chan: Evil muse. Anyway that's all that I can think of at the time so…ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!
Title: "The Device" Chapter 4 – The…The fruit! The fruit is…is taunting me!
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[Last time on "The Device"-
Star-chan: Hee-chan?
Heero: What?
Star-chan: Will you help me with my homework?
Heero: Hn.
Star-chan: Thank you!
(Wow what a recap! -_-;;;)]
*with Li and Wufei in the gym…in Quatre's mansion…on a colony…daytime …I'm stopping now*
Narrator: Wufei went to the middle of the gym, katana in hand, while Li went over to the sword rack…holder…thing…and picked out a sparkly shiny, and may I add pointy, sword. Trowa (remember he came with them) leaned up against the far wall and watched as Li moved gracefully to the center of the gym right in front of Wufei. Both bowed then their fight began…(Bob: What the hell is with this "Narrator"?! Star-chan: *shrug* I don't know. Bob: You sure are a lot of help. Star-chan: Thank you!)
(It doesn't matter what order you put this in…I'm too lazy to decide…shut up Bob.)
*CLANG*
*DODGE*
*SWIPE*
*JUMP*
*LUNGE*
*MISS*
Wufei: *smirk* Not bad onna.
Li: I was about to say the exact same thing. (do you get what she just said…think about it)
Trowa: *almost smiles…I will crack him…I WILL!*
*with Star-chan and Heero*
((Star-chan: ACK!!! I forgot to say where Q-babe went! Baka!!! Um he went ….to see what they're having for dinner? Yes! That works. Okay BACK TO THE FIC!))
Star-chan: YAY DONE!!!! Thank bunnies!
Heero: Hn.
Star-chan: *yawn* I'm tired. I need pixie sti- *narrows eyes* Li hasn't given me pixie sticks….Oh she's going to pay. Come on Hee-chan! Let's get her!!!!
*grabs Heero's hand then runs out of room in search Li and sticks from the pixies*
*let's see what Bob & Duo are up to*
Duo: O.O How the hell did you manage to beat the entire game in two minuets?!
Bob: I've said this already…I'm not human, o braided one.
*in background*
*CLANG*
*SWISH*
Bob: What the hell is that?!
Duo: That sounds like a katana. (I wonder how he knows that…)
Bob: As in 'a deadly weapon kind' of katana?
Duo: Yes.
Bob: Let's go.
*back to the gym…not the evil one at school…no the one in Q-babe's mansion…you guys have terrible memories…where was I?...*
Narrator: The fight had become more intense when Li lost her sword. Instead of claiming victory, Wufei tossed aside his sword and well now….it's hand to hand stuff.
*punch*
*block*
Wufei: You're getting clumsy onna.
Li Draco: *growl* My name is Li. Use it!
(okay this starts with Li…)
*kick*
*grab…flip….pin…smirk*
*struggle…sigh….glare*
Wufei: I win, onna. ((Li's on the floor, pinned actually…oh dear…))
Li Draco: Get. Off. Now.
Wufei: No.
Li Draco: O.O Get off of me!
Wufei: I said no.
Li Draco: Get off of me now before I make you.
Wufei: 1) I don't take orders from you onna and 2) you couldn't get me off even if you tried.
*struggle….growl…in anger*
Wufei: *smirk* I told you.
Li Draco: Great. You've had your 'I told you so' moment can you get off of me now?
Wufei: ….No. ((do you wish it would end yet? I'm working on it!!!))
Li Draco: Bastard.
Wufei: *smirk*
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*five seconds later*
*BOOM*
*CRACK*
*GASP*
*FAINT*
*chuckle*
((okay now all of that was 1st) the door being blown up 2nd) the door hitting the wall and well cracking 3rd) well a collective gasp from who?…you'll find out 4th) the mystery people fainting 5th) someone chuckling…okay back to the fic))
Narrator: Well Bob, Duo, Star-chan, Heero and Quatre (he just came along) all met in front of the gym door. Star-chan in her lack-of-pixie-sticks-ness blew open the door. ((the boom)) The door then flew into the wall with a sickening crack. ((the crack)) What they saw in the gym, more like on the gym floor, shocked them to no end. ((the gasp)) Wufei and Li were on the floor…how do I put this lightly…screw it…they were making out. Well that was just too much for everyone so they fainted. ((the faint)) Wufei and Li were oblivious to all of this so they just continued to make out. Trowa was in the background laughing softly at the whole scene before him. ((the chuckle)) (hahahaha I cracked Trowa!! I made him laugh!!! Yea for me!!!)
Star-chan: *wakes up* I just had the worst nightmare…Li and Wufei were making out on the gym floor…and Trowa was laughing.
Trowa: It wasn't a dream.
Star-chan: Eep! *faint*
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*ten minuets later…in the sitting room…one more time it's the room for sitting*
Star-chan: *rocking back and forth* I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe-
Li Draco: *sitting next to Wufei on the couch* Star-chan I will give you all of my pixie sticks if you will just shut up.
Star-chan: -it. *pops up* PIXIE STICKS?! WHERE ARE THE PIXIE STICKS?!!! I DEMAND PIXIE STICKS!!!! WHERE ARE THEY LI?! TELL ME!!!!
Li Draco: *rolls eyes* Shut up already. *snaps fingers…bag appears* Here.
Everyone: O.O
Bob: How the hell did you do that?!
Star-chan: STICKS FROM THE PIXIES!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Duo: Was it such a good idea to give her those?
Li and Bob: *shrug*
Duo: -_-;;; Great.
Star-chan: *opens ten sticks and dumps them in her mouth…then ten more…ten more…you get the idea* @___@
Heero: Star-chan are you alright?
Star-chan: Don't worry about me Hee-chan. I feel fine. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off…to the kitchen* I AM WING ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
*silence….then*
Star-chan: No…NO….NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone comes running*
Quatre: What?!
Star-chan: *points to counter* The….The fruit! The fruit is…is taunting me!
Everyone: -_-;;;
Heero: Alright no more sugar for you.
Star-chan: What?! You can't do this to me!!!! I'M WING ZERO!!!!! He hehe he hehehe hehehehehe he hehehehehe! *twitch* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!!!!!! *runs off…in the direction of the Gundams…oh hell*
*everyone chases after her*
Star-chan: *gets in Wing Zero….heaven help us* FLY! FLY! FLY! I'M GONNA FLY!!!! *looks at the others* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET ME OR MY STICKS FROM THE PIXIES!!!!!!!!
*flies off*
Bob: If I were Ruler Over All Of Earth right now, none of this would have happened.
*somewhere in Q-babe's mansion*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back to everyone else*
Heero: Son of a bitch!
Duo: This day just keeps getting better and better.
*CRASH*
Star-chan: HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Q-babe: My mansion….!_!
To Be Continued…..
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Star-chan: Well there you go! Yet another chapter of "The Device". But I am sad to announce that this fic will soon come to a close. There will only be about one or two chapters left.
Bob: Too bad.
Star-chan: REALLY?! O.O
Bob: Well yeah…I'm cool.
Star-chan: *falls over* This shouldn't shock me. This really shouldn't.
Li Draco: What will we be doing next?
Star-chan: Harry Potter.
Bob: SUCCESS!!!!!
Star-chan: Or DBZ.
Bob: I hate you.
Star-chan: Maybe I'll try to work on both at once.
Li Draco: This isn't going to be pretty.
Star-chan: 'O ye of little faith'.
Li Draco: Did you just quote at me?
Star-chan: Yes.
Li Draco: Oh okay. DIE!!!! *pounce*
Star-chan: AAAAHHH- can't breath!
Li Draco: Good.
Bob: Alright get off Li.
Li Draco: Why?
Bob: Because if you kill her she'll become a ghost and haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Li Draco: Good point. *gets off*
Star-chan: *starts to breath again* You are all MEAN!!!!
Bob: …And?
Star-chan: *growl* Anyway *to readers* so what do you think? Did you like this chapter? There will be more Relena bashing in the next chapter! ^_^ Ooooh and one more person from the cast of GW will be joining us. I want you all to take a guess!!! Please!!!! I'll be really happy if you do!!! *yawn* Well I'm tired so are my muses.
*Bob and Li have fallen asleep on the floor*
Star-chan: See? Well till next chapter!!!
~Star-chan, Bob and Li Draco