Star-chan: I'm sooooo sorry that this took so long!!!! *grovel*
Bob: Yes keep it up mortal. It's good practice for when I rule over all of earth.
Star-chan: SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: We get the idea Star-chan.
Star-chan: But I've made them wait for four, maybe five days!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: May I remind you that some people make there readers wait for weeks.
Star-chan: I know but-but
Li Draco: Just shut up and get on with the AN.
Star-chan: Fine. I'm kinda hurt that no one even tried to guess what character I was bringing in next. *sniffle* *brightens* Oh well. Okay lets see any announcements? I remember!!!! There will be a guest in this chapter…most likely….well you'll see when I get there. Um anything else…oh upcoming projects!!! Well I'm going to be doing spin-offs of this fic. We will go to Middle-Earth, Hogwarts, DBZ world, Card Captor Sakura world, Sailor Moon world and anywhere else I think of. Star-chan is going to be busy.
Bob: Is you incessant rambling coming to an end anytime soon?
Star-chan: You are mean. Well I suppose that's it…no wait!!! I'm also, in the near future, going to be writing a fic with Ellie Maxwell (my adoptive imouto…I am so hoping that means little sister…). It's going to be about a muse sleep-over with random anime cameos!
Li Draco: Are you done yet?
Star-chan: Just one more. I'm also thinking of writing a serious CCS fic. (you know non-humor, written like an actual story kinda fic.) But I will need some serious help because my knowledge of the original CCS is almost zero. HELP ME! If you are willing to help I will be indebt to you forever!!! Okay I'm done.
Bob: Finally….TO THE REVIEWERS!!!!!!!
Star-chan: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!
Star-chan: I would like to thank all of you who reviewed me saying that ch. 4 was the best one yet…!_! That made me so happy!
Bob: Stop your crying and get on with it.
Star-chan: Okay!
AngelFlame: Thanx! (whoa there's a first) Yes I am proud to say that I really am this crazy in real life. Bob kept pushing me today so I fell and tripped a lot. I think my mom thought I was drunk….anyway…..
Bob: What the hell is a "dahlin"?!
Star-chan: Now who's the baker? (and yes that was intentional…it was supposed to be baka…okay? Good…)
Li Draco: I'm not even going to try…
Star-chan: What?
Li Draco: Never mind just continue.
Star-chan: O…kay. It's just a fun way of spelling darling, Bob!
Bob: What is it with you mortals and not using real words?!
Li Draco: Don't ask me.
Star-chan: We are moving on now… Don't worry I am so finishing this fic! (I think Ellie-chan would kill me but anyway…) Thanks again!!!!
Ellie Maxwell: (quote from Ellie-chan's review) "Bob and Li must hinder a lot!" Bob: What the hell?!!!!!!!! I don't hinder without me you wouldn't have this fic!!!!
Li Draco: Same here.
Bob: You know we could go on strike!
Star-chan: *panic* Ack! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! THERE WILL BE NO STRIKE!!! I'm sure she was just teasing!!!
Bob: She better have been….
Star-chan: *still a little panicky* Moving on…read the above!!! (well not directly above…you get the idea…) I mentioned the muse sleep-over!!! "So it is written, so shall it be done." There now I can't not write the fic or I'll die….or boy-bands and pop stars will invade my home…same thing.
Bob: Hello Steggi-chan!
Li Draco: Sorry Trevor-kun. Although I'm not that easy in real life…*glares at Star-chan*
Star-chan: ….What?!
Li Draco: Did I really have to kiss Wufei that soon?
Star-chan: Yes now shut up! I know you liked it!!!!
Li Draco: *blush*
Bob: MOVING ON!!!!
Star-chan: heh Well I'm glad you liked it! I hope this one is good too. Till next time!
Rinoa Twin: *blush* Thank you Rinoa-chan! I'm glad you like!
Bob: Who the hell is this onna?
Star-chan: Have you been hanging out with Wu-chan?
Bob: …Maybe….
Star-chan: Great. Don't worry I'll introduce you guys soon. (in other words I'll e-mail you a.s.a.p.!) As to who would have thought Li and Wufei would make out…
Li Draco: I sure as hell didn't…
Star-chan: We are not going through this again!!!
Li Draco: Whatever…baka.
Star-chan: Anyway…Ah yes the power of pixie sticks is incredible. I'm having one right now…hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! O_o Anyway hope you like this chappy!!!
Bob: CHAPPY?!
Star-chan: What?
Li Draco: To the next reviewer….
Lady Karma Metra: Hehehe can't decide? Now may I point out that I'm not totally Anti-Relena it's just it's so fun to write her like this! Oh and well for the Britney/Relena thing….it's a close tie for Li…But anyway…BOB!!! I THINK YOU SHOULD HANDLE THIS NEXT PART!!!!
Bob: *reads* Do I have blue hair?!
Li Draco: No.
Bob: Okay….Um sorry but I'm taken onna!!! *runs off*
Star-chan: Wimp! *sigh* COOL!!! THAT'S WHEN YOUR BIRHTDAY IS FOR REAL?!!! I'm so jealous! *squeal*
Bob: STOP THAT ONNA!!!!
Star-chan: I thought you ran off Bob?
Bob: Oh yeah…*runs off*
Star-chan: Anyway…*squeal* I'll read some of your stuff soon!!! And for the last part…LI!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Draco: I'm here baka! *sigh* Whatever…
Star-chan: I will never understand you.
Li Draco: Then all is right with the world.
Star-chan: Okay…well THANKS FOR THE REVIEW!!!
Star-chan: THANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS!!!! TO THE DISCLAIMER!!!!
Disclaimer: Star-chan: We do NOT own Gundam Wing and Chibi Steggi (you will meet her later…) belongs to Ellie Maxwell. I am merely borrowing her for now. Anything else that you see that would make me a lot of money I clearly do not own…as I barely have a dollar to my name. Bob Evil© and Li Draco© are property of me! See the little © thingy? That means they belong to me!!!! No stealing!!! You may borrow them if you ask nicely and I approve. Okay that's it so ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!
Warning: There will be more Relena-bashing in this chapter!
Title: "The Device" Chapter 5 – THE TURKEYS ARE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Last time on "The Device"-
*somewhere in Q-babe's mansion*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back to everyone else*
Heero: Son of a bitch!
Duo: This day just keeps getting better and better.
*CRASH*
Star-chan: HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Q-babe: My mansion….!_!]
Narrator: Everyone, excluding Star-chan of course, was still in the hanger thingy trying to come up with a plan to get Star-chan out of Wing Zero. No one had come up with anything yet….
Bob: You know you are being real helpful!!!
Narrator: YOU CAN HERE ME?!
Duo: *rolls eyes* Noooooo…of course not. We're talking to the other annoying narrator.
Narrator: Um…hell! Gotta go! *sparkles*
Li Draco: Sparkles?
Bob: I have no idea…
Heero: Back to the real situation people.
Quatre: !_! My poor, poor mansion!
Li Draco: You can always build a new one.
Quatre: Oh yeah….
Wufei: Ahem!
Bob: How the hell are we going to get Star-baka out of there?!
*silence…then….*
Mysterious Person: *chuckle*
*click*
Heero: Who are you and who do you work for?
To Be Continued…
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Star-chan: Sorry minna-chan! Writers Block has hit hard and this was all I could come up with!!! Sorry!
Star-chan: hehehehe JUST KIDDING!!!!! Sorry! I couldn't help myself! Continuing…
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Heero: Who are you and who do you work for?
Mysterious Person: The Perfect Soldier is losing his edge…
Heero: *glare* Dr. J.
Duo: Great! What else could hap- *Li slaps hand over his mouth*
Li Draco: Baka! We have enough problems without you tempting fate today.
*in background*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back*
Li Draco: See?
Duo: *nods*
Li Draco: Good.
Heero: Why are you here J.?
Dr. J.: Well Heero I'm here to give you all the plans for upgrading your Gundams.
Trowa: That's not the only reason…is it?
Dr. J.: Well no it isn't. I heard about Bob here and I wanted to examine him.
Bob: Hell no freak!
Dr. J.: I'm the freak?
Bob: …Well at least I look normal!
*BOOM*
Star-chan: hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Can we please talk about this later?
Dr. J.: Fine.
Wufei: Does anyone have anything remotely resembling a plan?
Li Draco: …..I've got it! *whispers the plan to everyone*
Duo: You're a genius babe! Eep!
*Li and Wufei go on a quest to de-braid the Braided Baka*
Narrator: It had been about an hour and Li and Wufei were still hunting Duo, but he can't hide forever… Wufei and Li head into the room where Duo is hiding….let's follow. *Narrator appears in room* Alright….where did they go? I swore they came in he- *the Narrator was rendered unconscious*
*five minuets later*
*Narrator wakes up*
Narrator: What the hell?!!! (she's tied up by the way…) *smirk* You think that this is going to keep me here? Idiots. *clears throat* The wonderfully intelligent Narrator gets out of the constraints and renders all of the bakas in this room unconscious.
*nothing happens*
Narrator: Not good!
Bob: *smirk* I have magical powers remember?
Narrator: Damn!
Heero: Now get Star-chan out of Wing Zero right now.
Narrator: Fine! Star-baka was transported out of Wing Zero and into the hanger thingy with the rest of the bakas.
*POOF*
*Star-chan appears in the hanger*
Star-chan: I AM WING ZERO AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME!!!!!! Huh? Where am I? *looks around* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs outside*
*from outside*
Star-chan: HELP ME HEE-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone runs to her*
Heero: What? What?!
*some crow is hopping towards her…kinda*
Star-chan: THE TURKEYS ARE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Turkeys? That's a crow, babe.
Star-chan: THE TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone looks to Li and Bob for guidance…kinda scary isn't it?*
Bob: *sigh* Okay look there's this movie call 'The Secret of Nimh' okay?
Li Draco: And in this movie there's a crow that these mice call a turkey…I think she was on pixie sticks at the time so …she calls all crows turkeys.
Bob: Got it?
Everyone else: ???
Li Draco: *sigh* Turkeys = crows okay?!
Duo: Ooooooh I get it!!!
Bob: *rolls eyes* Great!
*Star-chan grabs onto Heero and won't let go*
Star-chan: Turkeys are trying to get me! Don't let the demon turkeys get me! I'm too cute to die!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *sigh*
*from hanger*
Narrator: SOMEONE GET THIS CREEPY OLD GUY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh hell…
*they all run back to hanger…well Heero drags Star-chan who's still going on about turkeys…to see Dr. J. poking the Narrator with a tongue depressor*
Narrator: Help me! This freak is poking me with a tongue depressor and keeps muttering something about tests!!! GET HIM THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Duo: Come on Doc. Lets go…
*Duo and Trowa drag him away*
Dr. J.: BUT I MUST PREFORM TESTS!!!! TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back to the…others*
Heero: Okay Bob let her go.
Bob: Fine. *lets Narrator go*
Star-chan: I'M A BUNNY!!!! WITH TEETH LIKE THIS!!!! *starts biting Narrator*
Narrator: ACK!!! GET OFF OF ME YOU PSYCO!!!
*Star-chan doesn't budge*
Narrator: Screw this!!! *clears throat* Star-baka lost her sugar high and was left with a BIG headache.
Star-chan: *stops biting* Whoa…my sugar high is gone, but I have this BIG headache…oooh dizzy…*falls to floor* @_@
Everyone else: -_-;;;;;
*the next day*
Dr. J.: Come on! Let me do tests on you!!!!!
Bob: No.
Dr. J.: COME ON!!!!
Bob: ….no.
Dr. J.: come on!!!!!!!!
Bob: NO YOU OLD CREEPY MORTAL THINGY!!! YOU MAY NOT RUN TEST ON ME!!!!!
Dr. J.: *pout…weird I know…* Phooey! *weirder still*
Bob: *sigh* But you may observe the Awe-inspiring Future Ruler Of The Earth for one month.
Dr. J.: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* I mean okay…if I have to…
To Be Continued….
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Star-chan: No for real this is the end for today!
Bob: Thank bunnies©! (the © thingy means mine!!!! MINE!!!!)
Li Draco: I thought there was going to be a guest person today…
Star-chan: Change of plans that will be next chapter…which will also be the last.
Bob: Really?
Star-chan: !_! Yep. My baby's all grown up! *sob*
Li Draco: Right….
Star-chan: Anyway I hope you liked this chapter!!! I know it's not as good as chapter 4 but it was still entertaining wasn't it?
Li Draco: Just review her please.
Bob: Bye all!
Star-chan: Hey! Don't I get a say in this?!!!
Bob and Li: ….Nope!!!
~ Star-chan, Bob and Li Draco
Star-chan: Hehehe they can't stop me!!!
Bob: Stop that Star-baka!!!!
Star-chan: Rats! I've been caught!!!!
Li Draco: I will hunt you down!
Star-chan: EEP!
Bob: Sorry Steggi-chan for you not being in this chapter….it's Star-baka's fault!
Star-chan: Okay well um…have fun reviewing!!! …And it was not Bob!!!!
Li Draco: I'm coming for you Star-chan!!!
Relena: HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU HERE?!!!!
Star-chan, Bob and Li: O.O HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN THE AN?!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star-chan: Review and send reinforcements!!!!!!!!
R&R…..it does a body good….because we won't sic demon bunnies on you! ^___^