Prue peeked out the window, but was suddenly blown backwards. By a gust of wind. Actually, it wasn't even that - it was Piper playing tricks with Prue's eating disorder again. Then Piper was blown into the manor too, and this time, it was personal.
"Nothing personal" said the demon. HEY! What did I say about contradicting the author you stupid character???
Suddenly, the demon disappeared in a poof of bad grammer and misspelled words. Another demon quickly appeared. "HA ha ha!" he... laughed (although I think it's obvious he was laughing ...) and by this time Piper and Prue were on their feet. "You're going to die!" the demon spat.
"Ew wipe your mouth" Piper said. The demon looked ashamed and quickly wiped the dribble (ewww) from his face. Using Piper's best table-cloth.
"Better?" he asked.
"Yah" Piper said quickly. The demon readied himself again.
"You're going to die!" he shouted, making sure he didn't spit this time.
"No," said Prue defiantely, "you first"
"No, *you* first!" shot back the demon!
"No, *you* first!"
"No, you!"
"You"
"YOU"
"YOU"
"Gyyyahhhhhhh!" screamed Piper and blew up the nearest person. Who happened to be Phoebe after just entering the room. Shame. Anyway! So this demon was saying they were all dieing. Except now for Phoebe who was already dead. Oh - no she isn't - I can see her fingers twitching. DAMMIT! Maybe next time...
Piper ran upstairs to find a spell from the Book Of Shadows while the demon waited patiently downstair, with a nice cup of tea. When she came back down, she gasped as she found Prue in a very intense moment with the demon.
"Prue! Stop trying to hump the nice demon!" she yelled.
"I'll scream rape!" the demon threatened as he shook Prue off. Prue crawled into the corner and cried. Ha ha Prue.
"Alright I have the vanquish!" Piper then began chanting. Prue convieniently knew the words from the top of her head and sure enough, seconds later, the demon was gone with an anguished cry of:
"But I hadn't finished my teeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa!" Prue caught it's half empty (cynical b*tch (tell me if you got that joke)) cup and downed the rest of the tea.
"It's almost like we're kissing!" she squealed. In case I hadn't already, let me describe this demon for you: UGLEEEEE! Well, I can see why Prue would fall for it, but I think it's out of her league! But back the the... 'story'.
Phoebe had finally managed to pull her worthless carcasse off the floor after having been blown up. She looked like she'd just been blown up, her hair stood on end and her clothes were all black.
"I HAVE just been blown up!" she claimed. HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THE AUTHOR'S STUPIDITY? DIE! Suddenly, Phoebe was swirling around in a vortex of hatred, and worst of all NO PINK!!! "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" she cried. Aye you better be, stupid little Italian-American boot! The vortex disappeared. Prue came in.
"Huh, I hadn't even noticed Prue had left!" Piper giggled. Idiot. She should not be giggling at her grand old age of 84! Prue threw her across the room - physically! You see, after Prue suddenly developed Matrix Moves and became better than her sisters at EVERYTHING (except finding and keeping a man) she seemed to never use her powers much. Except her newly developed X-Ray vision. At present, she was checking out Piper. The thing about her X-Ray vision is that her eyes glow red when she uses it, therefore (what a cool word - like 'thus') it's rather easy to tell if she's using it. Piper noticed and in her first ever moment of sheer cleverness, pulled up a metal plate and used the shiny mirror side to make Prue X-Ray herself. MWA HA HA HA!
"I'm bliiiiiinnnndddd!!!" Prue screamed. Piper laughed. Prue walked into the wall.
"Hey I was staring aimlessly at that!" Piper complained. "Go away Prue!"
Prue left to go to her eye exam. Phoebe... what had happened to her again? Ah yes, the vortex, I remember. Well, she... um... she... went to Acopoco. If that's a real place. If not, she still went.
"Nothing personal" said the demon. HEY! What did I say about contradicting the author you stupid character???
Suddenly, the demon disappeared in a poof of bad grammer and misspelled words. Another demon quickly appeared. "HA ha ha!" he... laughed (although I think it's obvious he was laughing ...) and by this time Piper and Prue were on their feet. "You're going to die!" the demon spat.
"Ew wipe your mouth" Piper said. The demon looked ashamed and quickly wiped the dribble (ewww) from his face. Using Piper's best table-cloth.
"Better?" he asked.
"Yah" Piper said quickly. The demon readied himself again.
"You're going to die!" he shouted, making sure he didn't spit this time.
"No," said Prue defiantely, "you first"
"No, *you* first!" shot back the demon!
"No, *you* first!"
"No, you!"
"You"
"YOU"
"YOU"
"Gyyyahhhhhhh!" screamed Piper and blew up the nearest person. Who happened to be Phoebe after just entering the room. Shame. Anyway! So this demon was saying they were all dieing. Except now for Phoebe who was already dead. Oh - no she isn't - I can see her fingers twitching. DAMMIT! Maybe next time...
Piper ran upstairs to find a spell from the Book Of Shadows while the demon waited patiently downstair, with a nice cup of tea. When she came back down, she gasped as she found Prue in a very intense moment with the demon.
"Prue! Stop trying to hump the nice demon!" she yelled.
"I'll scream rape!" the demon threatened as he shook Prue off. Prue crawled into the corner and cried. Ha ha Prue.
"Alright I have the vanquish!" Piper then began chanting. Prue convieniently knew the words from the top of her head and sure enough, seconds later, the demon was gone with an anguished cry of:
"But I hadn't finished my teeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa!" Prue caught it's half empty (cynical b*tch (tell me if you got that joke)) cup and downed the rest of the tea.
"It's almost like we're kissing!" she squealed. In case I hadn't already, let me describe this demon for you: UGLEEEEE! Well, I can see why Prue would fall for it, but I think it's out of her league! But back the the... 'story'.
Phoebe had finally managed to pull her worthless carcasse off the floor after having been blown up. She looked like she'd just been blown up, her hair stood on end and her clothes were all black.
"I HAVE just been blown up!" she claimed. HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THE AUTHOR'S STUPIDITY? DIE! Suddenly, Phoebe was swirling around in a vortex of hatred, and worst of all NO PINK!!! "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" she cried. Aye you better be, stupid little Italian-American boot! The vortex disappeared. Prue came in.
"Huh, I hadn't even noticed Prue had left!" Piper giggled. Idiot. She should not be giggling at her grand old age of 84! Prue threw her across the room - physically! You see, after Prue suddenly developed Matrix Moves and became better than her sisters at EVERYTHING (except finding and keeping a man) she seemed to never use her powers much. Except her newly developed X-Ray vision. At present, she was checking out Piper. The thing about her X-Ray vision is that her eyes glow red when she uses it, therefore (what a cool word - like 'thus') it's rather easy to tell if she's using it. Piper noticed and in her first ever moment of sheer cleverness, pulled up a metal plate and used the shiny mirror side to make Prue X-Ray herself. MWA HA HA HA!
"I'm bliiiiiinnnndddd!!!" Prue screamed. Piper laughed. Prue walked into the wall.
"Hey I was staring aimlessly at that!" Piper complained. "Go away Prue!"
Prue left to go to her eye exam. Phoebe... what had happened to her again? Ah yes, the vortex, I remember. Well, she... um... she... went to Acopoco. If that's a real place. If not, she still went.