Alright, time to quit the tomfoolery and find a decent backbone to this story. No more malarky! I'm pulling the plug on all the endless hijinks! Stopping the shenanigans! No more hootnannys with this bunch! Okay, I know it's not a hootnanny, but still - it's a good word. So. From here on in: a ban on...
Tomfoolery
Malarky
Hijinks
Shenanigans
Is that them all covered?
Guess what my new favourite words are hehehe...
"She likes to wear wooly pink hats and, half an inch long skirts. If you ask her, who the f*ck she is it hurts your eardrums when she chirps-"
"Who are you singing about?" Phoebe briskly entered the room bringing an abrupt end to Piper's singing. "I thought we'd agreed there was no more malarky and I believe singing, especially you singing, was under that category."
"Actually, I always thought singing was more of a hijinks type of thing. Especially when it's me singing, doing the songs that I do"
"I know, I know, always taking the piss out of some poor soul. Last week it was the Prue Song(c), the week before it was the Kit Song* and this week it's the...?"
"It's called 'Alyssa Milano Inspires Me(c)'" Piper said proudly. Phoebe looked like she was about to be sick. "Funny, huh?"
"Hilarious" Phoebe left the room. Piper went back to sitting calmly down and singing.
"Alyssa Milano and she prances around like an Italian-American boot-"
"Quit the malarky, Piper, we have things to do!" Prue entered, also briskly (see she's more like Phoebe than she thought she was) the room.
"But I wanna sing the third verse! it's the best; listen," then she began once again, to sing. "She's been in many films, most of them are sequals, who'd have her in the origional, not a lot of people..."
Prue stifled a giggle.
Piper raised her voice for the next part. "So she's banished to the cupboard, or top shelf for por-"
"Quiet, you!" Prue commanded, "Don't finish that sentence. I don't wanna know. Phoebe! Get your candy ass through here, ho!" she finished with a yell. She did a lot of shouting these days. Probably cos no one really paid much attention to her anymore. What was I talking about (hehehe)?
Phoebe waddled through. Don't ask, she just did okay?
"What?" she said, emphasising the 'W' too much.
"We need to talk" Prue said, emphasising her hatred for Phoebe not enough. "Some bozo left the water running last night, and my room got flooded, and you know how I'm scared of water-"
"So that's why there's a smell... it's Prue not taking a bath!" Piper and Phoebe burst into fits of laughter. Idiots.
"Shut up, ho!" Prue smashed Piper with a potted plant. Gods knows where that came from. But I'm only here to record the events okay? "Anyway," she went on, "Now my room is ruined so I gotta sleep somewhere else"
"Not my room," Phoebe chirped, "you know, since I don't have one and all" Good point! I mean, have YOU ever seen Phoebe's room?
"Not my room," Piper flat out told her. When Prue waited for a reason, she sighed and said
"Phoebe sleeps in my room, remember?" I'm pretty sure that's very very true, actually. Screw Leo!
"Yeah!" Phoebe agreed, "screw me instead!" Yech. Gyyyeah!
Until next time, my little nootchies...
*okay, the Kit Song doesn't exsist, but both the aforementioned Prue Song(c) and the Alyssa Milano Inspires Me(c) songs actually do. In all their glory, you can hear them with guitar and bass! (and the Prue one even has a guitar solo! How sad am I?!?!)
Tomfoolery
Malarky
Hijinks
Shenanigans
Is that them all covered?
Guess what my new favourite words are hehehe...
"She likes to wear wooly pink hats and, half an inch long skirts. If you ask her, who the f*ck she is it hurts your eardrums when she chirps-"
"Who are you singing about?" Phoebe briskly entered the room bringing an abrupt end to Piper's singing. "I thought we'd agreed there was no more malarky and I believe singing, especially you singing, was under that category."
"Actually, I always thought singing was more of a hijinks type of thing. Especially when it's me singing, doing the songs that I do"
"I know, I know, always taking the piss out of some poor soul. Last week it was the Prue Song(c), the week before it was the Kit Song* and this week it's the...?"
"It's called 'Alyssa Milano Inspires Me(c)'" Piper said proudly. Phoebe looked like she was about to be sick. "Funny, huh?"
"Hilarious" Phoebe left the room. Piper went back to sitting calmly down and singing.
"Alyssa Milano and she prances around like an Italian-American boot-"
"Quit the malarky, Piper, we have things to do!" Prue entered, also briskly (see she's more like Phoebe than she thought she was) the room.
"But I wanna sing the third verse! it's the best; listen," then she began once again, to sing. "She's been in many films, most of them are sequals, who'd have her in the origional, not a lot of people..."
Prue stifled a giggle.
Piper raised her voice for the next part. "So she's banished to the cupboard, or top shelf for por-"
"Quiet, you!" Prue commanded, "Don't finish that sentence. I don't wanna know. Phoebe! Get your candy ass through here, ho!" she finished with a yell. She did a lot of shouting these days. Probably cos no one really paid much attention to her anymore. What was I talking about (hehehe)?
Phoebe waddled through. Don't ask, she just did okay?
"What?" she said, emphasising the 'W' too much.
"We need to talk" Prue said, emphasising her hatred for Phoebe not enough. "Some bozo left the water running last night, and my room got flooded, and you know how I'm scared of water-"
"So that's why there's a smell... it's Prue not taking a bath!" Piper and Phoebe burst into fits of laughter. Idiots.
"Shut up, ho!" Prue smashed Piper with a potted plant. Gods knows where that came from. But I'm only here to record the events okay? "Anyway," she went on, "Now my room is ruined so I gotta sleep somewhere else"
"Not my room," Phoebe chirped, "you know, since I don't have one and all" Good point! I mean, have YOU ever seen Phoebe's room?
"Not my room," Piper flat out told her. When Prue waited for a reason, she sighed and said
"Phoebe sleeps in my room, remember?" I'm pretty sure that's very very true, actually. Screw Leo!
"Yeah!" Phoebe agreed, "screw me instead!" Yech. Gyyyeah!
Until next time, my little nootchies...
*okay, the Kit Song doesn't exsist, but both the aforementioned Prue Song(c) and the Alyssa Milano Inspires Me(c) songs actually do. In all their glory, you can hear them with guitar and bass! (and the Prue one even has a guitar solo! How sad am I?!?!)