Wait a minute, what happened last time? I've forgotten, after ALL that tomfoolery, what the story was actually about. Oh yeah - I remember - NOTHING! Just goes to show what hijinks I get up to when I'm bored, huh? Well, I apologise to everyone reading this. Anyway - onwards with the 'story'.
Phoebe flicked through the channels half-heartedly. She couldn't find any decent cartoons, and it was making her feel down. To keep herself amused, she slyly poured salt in Prue's coffee and waited for her sister to return with a smug grin on her face. Prue walked back in and resumed her seat next to Phoebe on the sofa. She picked up her coffee and raised it to her lips.
"God Phoebe, will you find a channel and stick with it!" she said, half angry, half bemused, and put her coffee down before coyly grabbing the remote and starting her surf of the channels.
"You're such a hypocrite, Prue" Phoebe shot back at her, then cursed under her breath that Prue had not yet tasted the salty coffee.
Settling with a gardening show, much to Phoebe's despair, Prue finally placed the remote on the far side to Phoebe and picked up her coffee, about to take a sip.
"Oh my god you are NOT going to believe what I've just noticed!" Piper thumped in. The tone of Piper's voice made Prue almost drop her coffee, but she regained it and placed it on the table.
Seeing the look in Piper's eye's, she quickly turned back around and moved the cup onto a placemat. With a false grin of innocence, she once again turned back to her angry sister.
"You realised you have nine fingers instead of ten?" it was obvious that Phoebe had been thinking this one up for a while, and even still it wasn't funny. Gimp.
However, this remark caught Piper off guard and she glanced down at her hands. "Oh my god!" she gasped, "I DO only have nine fingers... why the hell did nobody ever tell me?!?!" And it was true enough, she held up her hands and Phoebe counted, slowly... only nine digits! Prue, of course, counted seventeen, but she's Prue, and we have to make allowances for her.
"Anyways," continued Piper, "you are not gonna believe this" She paused for effect. I'm not sure what kind of effect, all she did was piss off her sisters. "Okay. In the attic there is this giant, frightening, terrible, huge-" At that moment she was interrupted by a sharp ring of the doorbell. "Darn it!" she muttered, and stormed out of the room to answer the door.
"Hey!" said the man, grinning with lunacy and nodding his head rythmically. Piper's jaw dropped.
"Bucklands Guy?!? But... but I thought you were dead!" she gasped.
Bucklands Guy looked baffled. "I am?"
"Yeah... you were knocked down by a red vaulkswagon," she then took on a scolding tone and added
"Don't you ever watch Charmeded?" She slammed the door in his face, thinking to herself *buffoon*. She went back into the living room where her two sisters were still twisted in their seats, waiting expectently and patiently-
"Will you hurry the hell up and tell us what's up there?" Phoebe yelled. How DARE you disregard what the author just said and go completely against what was just written! Feel the wrath! And at that moment, Phoebe was suddenly surrounded by hundreds of thousands of minature Prues singing 'Train's Lie'! "Noooooo!" screamed Phoebe, before bounding over to Piper and engulfing her sister in a bear hug, trying to drown out the horrendous yodelling of the mini Prues.
"Hmm, thoses could be useful" Prue remarked, before squinting at Phoebe and prising her off Piper using her telekinetic powers. Show off.
Prue grabbed her coffee and gulped down some of the steaming liquid. Phoebe watched her expectantly. Nothing.
BUT BACK TO PIPER'S AMAZING SENTANCE WHICH SHE STILL HASN'T FINISHED!!!
"In the attic there is this giant, frightening, terrible, huge" she repeated herself, then suddenly Prue spat out the coffee which she'd been swirling aroun her diseased mouth and started choking. Phoebe grinned broadly. Piper gazed at Prue, not voicing her question because it mainly consisted of four-letter words that rhymed with 'duck'.
"Oh god!" Prue spluttered, "that was disgusting!" She glanced up at Phoebe, who was avoiding eye contact at that particular moment. "Not enough salt, dipshit! I take half a cup of salt with my coffee"
Piper giggled. "Didn't you know that Phoebe? What a retard!"
Phoebe tried to take the attention off her backfired prank and red face by changing the subject.
"Piper! You were saying!"
Piper looked blank for a second, then rememberd. "In the attic... there's a..." she managed to quickly utter "teddy bear!" before fainting from all the stress.
All that was left were her two sister staring at each other, terrified.
Wow look - something's starting to happen in the stories now!!!
Ain't I koo???
kt
Phoebe flicked through the channels half-heartedly. She couldn't find any decent cartoons, and it was making her feel down. To keep herself amused, she slyly poured salt in Prue's coffee and waited for her sister to return with a smug grin on her face. Prue walked back in and resumed her seat next to Phoebe on the sofa. She picked up her coffee and raised it to her lips.
"God Phoebe, will you find a channel and stick with it!" she said, half angry, half bemused, and put her coffee down before coyly grabbing the remote and starting her surf of the channels.
"You're such a hypocrite, Prue" Phoebe shot back at her, then cursed under her breath that Prue had not yet tasted the salty coffee.
Settling with a gardening show, much to Phoebe's despair, Prue finally placed the remote on the far side to Phoebe and picked up her coffee, about to take a sip.
"Oh my god you are NOT going to believe what I've just noticed!" Piper thumped in. The tone of Piper's voice made Prue almost drop her coffee, but she regained it and placed it on the table.
Seeing the look in Piper's eye's, she quickly turned back around and moved the cup onto a placemat. With a false grin of innocence, she once again turned back to her angry sister.
"You realised you have nine fingers instead of ten?" it was obvious that Phoebe had been thinking this one up for a while, and even still it wasn't funny. Gimp.
However, this remark caught Piper off guard and she glanced down at her hands. "Oh my god!" she gasped, "I DO only have nine fingers... why the hell did nobody ever tell me?!?!" And it was true enough, she held up her hands and Phoebe counted, slowly... only nine digits! Prue, of course, counted seventeen, but she's Prue, and we have to make allowances for her.
"Anyways," continued Piper, "you are not gonna believe this" She paused for effect. I'm not sure what kind of effect, all she did was piss off her sisters. "Okay. In the attic there is this giant, frightening, terrible, huge-" At that moment she was interrupted by a sharp ring of the doorbell. "Darn it!" she muttered, and stormed out of the room to answer the door.
"Hey!" said the man, grinning with lunacy and nodding his head rythmically. Piper's jaw dropped.
"Bucklands Guy?!? But... but I thought you were dead!" she gasped.
Bucklands Guy looked baffled. "I am?"
"Yeah... you were knocked down by a red vaulkswagon," she then took on a scolding tone and added
"Don't you ever watch Charmeded?" She slammed the door in his face, thinking to herself *buffoon*. She went back into the living room where her two sisters were still twisted in their seats, waiting expectently and patiently-
"Will you hurry the hell up and tell us what's up there?" Phoebe yelled. How DARE you disregard what the author just said and go completely against what was just written! Feel the wrath! And at that moment, Phoebe was suddenly surrounded by hundreds of thousands of minature Prues singing 'Train's Lie'! "Noooooo!" screamed Phoebe, before bounding over to Piper and engulfing her sister in a bear hug, trying to drown out the horrendous yodelling of the mini Prues.
"Hmm, thoses could be useful" Prue remarked, before squinting at Phoebe and prising her off Piper using her telekinetic powers. Show off.
Prue grabbed her coffee and gulped down some of the steaming liquid. Phoebe watched her expectantly. Nothing.
BUT BACK TO PIPER'S AMAZING SENTANCE WHICH SHE STILL HASN'T FINISHED!!!
"In the attic there is this giant, frightening, terrible, huge" she repeated herself, then suddenly Prue spat out the coffee which she'd been swirling aroun her diseased mouth and started choking. Phoebe grinned broadly. Piper gazed at Prue, not voicing her question because it mainly consisted of four-letter words that rhymed with 'duck'.
"Oh god!" Prue spluttered, "that was disgusting!" She glanced up at Phoebe, who was avoiding eye contact at that particular moment. "Not enough salt, dipshit! I take half a cup of salt with my coffee"
Piper giggled. "Didn't you know that Phoebe? What a retard!"
Phoebe tried to take the attention off her backfired prank and red face by changing the subject.
"Piper! You were saying!"
Piper looked blank for a second, then rememberd. "In the attic... there's a..." she managed to quickly utter "teddy bear!" before fainting from all the stress.
All that was left were her two sister staring at each other, terrified.
Wow look - something's starting to happen in the stories now!!!
Ain't I koo???
kt