Rissa: I'm trying to get out of doing the dishes so lets keep going!

Marco: Good grief.

Rissa: What?

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Chapter 2: ditzy girlfriends and annoying frogs

It was Saturday evening and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for a, frog? (Don't ask, just read.)

"Who left the door open?" Lava asked from her pink floaty, she'd gotten an orange bikini when Quatre had told her to buy new clothes. She watched from under her sunglasses as Duo grumbled profanity (And lots of it!) under his breath as he got out through the shallow end to close the door, all the while never seeing the big froggy that was now jumping on the sofa.

"Duo are you still mad at me?" Lava smirked as he stuck his tongue out at her before diving into the water at the opposite side of the pool. "Quatre, when are these girls supposed to come?" She asked, twisting on her floaty to get a better look at him. For a cutie he sure had some lean muscles, she jerked at her thoughts; almost making the floaty tip over.

"They should be coming soon Lava." Quatre smiled from the side of the pool, his feet kicking at the water. Trowa who was floating on his back nodded his head like always after Quatre talks.

"Injustice!" Every one turned around to see a fuming Wufei stomp out through the patio door wearing pink swimming trunks, his face red like a tomato as he glared at Duo who had begun snickering from the middle of the pool. "MAXWELL!" Wufei shouted before jumping into the pool.

"Ahhh!" Duo shouted as he tried to swim away, only to be caught by the hair and pushed underwater by Wufei. Everyone watched as the two teens squirmed and fought in the water, splashing every where. Wufei had gotten his hands around Duo's neck, choking him Simpson style while Duo was trying to say something; he was waving his arms like a lunatic as sounds like "Nogrrfffthahair!" The two bumped into Lava's floaty causing her to fall anime style in the water, Heero looked up from his laptop after hearing the ear splitting screech that soon followed a huge splash.

When Lava resurfaced, she looked deathly calm. Both Duo and Wufei stopped their squabbling at the sight of her. "Ok you want to play it this way, fine... AHHH!" She screamed a war cry before diving onto the two boys, splashing and kicking. The pile of limes began their rumble once more; it was so hectic that Lava never even saw who she was attacking. She felt a foot to her right, and thinking it was one of the stupid idiots, pulled with as much force as she could show without raising suspicion.

Quatre sighed when Lava joined in the fighting, the girls would be here soon and this is how they would find them. "Guys," He began, taking note that they were too close for comfort."I think you should stoaaahhh!" He screamed as an arm reached out and grabbed his foot, pulling him into the mass: practically drowning him in the process.

Heero watched with a small grin on his face, three people fighting each other with one trying vainly to get out of the tangle was absolutely amusing! It was better then what he was going to be doing for the next school year, protecting the obsessed Relena from harm. He shuddered at the thought, it was bad enough she had invited herself over today. Another year was going to be hell! He closed his laptop, knowing that he wouldn't be able to do anything anyways when the women got there. Trowa had wisely gotten out of the pool the second Wufei had screamed out "injustice", he sat down beside him under a tree and leaned against the trunk. They did not say anything to each other just stared out at the action in the pool.

"Duo stop grabbing my tits!" Lava cried out, perverted boy! She'd kill him without permission!

"I didn't do anything I swear!" Duo cried out after finally getting his neck free from Wufei's grasp.

"Then who..." She ducked an arm and pushed a back trying to find who had touched her

"Sorry Lava." Came a muffled voice from inside the mass of baby parts.

"Yeah...my man Quatre!" Duo struggled to say before getting stuffed back underwater by Lava.

Just then, through all the splashing and screaming. A voice so terrifying rang out, making everyone stop and hold their ears in pain.

(Can you guess who? If you can't then you're a disgrace!)

"HEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" A blur of sandy blond hair ran across the lawn to be permanently attached to Heero's arm. Heero growled, considering shooting her or himself just to get away from it all.

"Oh my God, run we're being attacked by a hideous alien!" Lava cried out while hiding behind Wufei. "The sight is corrupting my innocent little mind!" Duo giggled before turning around to see his own girlfriend rubbing her ears as well.

"Hildy!" He yelled, untangling himself from his three 'friends' and swimming over to meet her.

"Hi Duo, are you getting a black eye?" She knelt down and examined his face before kissing his forehead. "What did you do to Wufei?"

"Personally I think Q man did it." The girl with dark blue hair giggled before looking up to see the rest of the people in the pool.

"Hello guys, how've you been?" She greeted.

"And who is this?" A girl with long pale blond hair and bushy eyebrows asked, a frown on her face.

"Dorothy," Quatre looked down to see that he was holding Lava's leg still and quickly let it drop. "I'd like you all to meet Lava, the girl I told you about earlier." A blush had creped onto his face.

"I see." Was all she said before ignoring them all and walking to a beach chair to sit down.

Lava frowned at the girl; THIS was Quatre's girlfriend? What a stuck-up loner bitch she was being! She rolled her eyes before focusing on Duo's Hildy; she looked and acted nice at least. "Hi, it's nice to finally meet you all, the boys have told me such nice things about you." She emphasized the 'nice' comment so the blonds would see she was being sarcastic, this made Hildy giggle again. Lava smiled back; at least the girl had humor as well. Too bad she couldn't get to know her, she would complete her mission; no matter what. Lava turned again to look at the screeching alien, did Heero like this women hanging off his arm?

"Oh Heero, I've missed you so much. I figured that since you don't call you must be busy so I decided to see you instead. Are love is to strong for us to stay apart for long, I'll always find you." She sighed into his chest. Lava's eyes widened, *Poor guy* the women was a raving lunatic! She needed to be shot Lava concluded; this was the princess Relena? She was a crazed stocker the way she sounded! Lava made a mental note to do something cruel and unusual to the blonds, she got out of the pool and excused herself before going inside. No way in hell she would be stuck with them, not even donuts could save her then! She went to her own bathroom and took a shower, hot water after a cold swim felt very relaxing. After shampooing her hair, she quickly got out and dried herself with a green fluffy towel. She rapped it around her before going into her bedroom and changing into black baggy pants and a tight one sleeved white shirt that stopped just above her navel, she put in her nose ring and loop earrings before pulling on some black socks and slipping into her white Reeboks. Lava then sat down at her desk mirror and put her dark brown hair into two French braids that went down to the middle of her back, leaving some hair to fall down and frame her face. She smirked at the mirror before leaving to go back downstairs. As she crossed the living room to the patio doors she saw a frog sitting on the coffee table, at once her brain began its devious planning...

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Rissa: Yah! No dishes for me! And I finished another chapter, I know it's not long but hey, you'll just have to review and say if you like it or not so I can make the chapters longer. HA!

Marco: Review ppl! She's beginning to get hyper with waiting, do me the favor and shut her up with comments!

Rissa: You better watch yourself elf boy, I still got the spatula, but do what he says and review!