Hello everyone!!!! Remember Me?? It's Justine!!!! Well I feel absolutely
wretched!!!! I forgot a few minor details!!! *bangs head on desk* OUCH!!!!
Neways… The details I forgot are James is the Divine Quidditch Captain and
Seeker!! Sirius is A Beater!! And Remus is a Chaser!!!! And as we all know
Lily Has Beautiful Sparkling Emerald Green Eyes!!! REMINDER: PETER DOES NOT
EXSIST IN THIS FIC!!!!! He's a Asshole who Deserves To Rot In Limbo ( Hells
To Good For Him As Is Heaven!!)!!!!!! SO… On to the Disclaimer!! On this
fine Evening We have our Beloved James Potter!!!!!
*Women In the Audience Go Wild*
NO FLASHING!!
*Women All Flash James*
Justine: My Eyes!!! It Burns!!!
James: Not Mine!! *Grins Slyly*
Justine: You Sick Minded Fool!!
James: I'm Not the one who's sick minded! Your Writing Me!!
Justine: Dammit… He Always Wins!!!!!
James: How bout I do the Disclaimer?
Justine: Good Friggin Idea!
James: None of this belongs to Justine!!
Justine: Who does it belong to?
James: The Amazing JKR!!!!!!!
Justine: And?
James: So please Don't Sue Her!!!!! All She owns is her computer, a blue pen, and her Silky Blanket…
Justine: Yeah.. Wait What The F$%K!!!!
James: Can I go Now?
Justine: Sure, here's your thank you *Kisses James on the Cheek*
James: Anytime!! *Walks Away Clutching His Cheek*
Well On With The Story!!!
1 When You Wish Upon A Star
Chapter 2: The Plan
Lily Turned and glanced at the guys. Then she ran up to Remus and gave him a huge hug!!!
"Remmie!!" Lily squealed as she hugged him. Remus gasped for air.
"Must get Air!!" He said while slightly choking.
" Oh, I'm Sorry!!" Lily apologized quickly. Then she went up to Sirius and gave him a not quite so exuberant hug!!
" Hi Siri!! How's the Pranks going?" Lily asked. Sirius's eyes lit up!
" They're going great thanks for asking!" Sirius said, all the while itching to tell Lily about their next prank but didn't dare to because of the hundred different ways James would kill him, slowly! Lily's gaze turned towards James.
" Hello Potter" She said ever so politely with a slow smile.
"Hiya Evans" He said in his best hill billie impersonation with a stupid grin on his face. Sirius and Remus exploded with laughter. Lily rolled her eyes heaven ward.
" Why Me?" She asked vehemently, throwing her hands up in surrender.
" Why, because we love you so dear Lilykins!" James said, bowing before her, his eyes twinkling with laughter. Lily smirked.
" See Potter, that's the position you belong in. Bowing to Me!" Lily said slyly, her eyes also obtaining that telltale twinkle. Remus and Sirius looked at each other quickly, smelling a Lily/James argument brewing.
"Why would I bow to YOU Evans?" James said heatedly.
" Because you've finally realized how truly magnificent I am and how unworthy you are of my presence! Poor wittle dumbshit Jamsie!!" Lily said with a wide smile. James glared at her evilly. ~ Shit I'm in for it! ~ Lily thought to herself but forced herself to remain firm.
" You should be honored Lily because it is not often that I bow to dogs!" James said with a smirk. The fight just went off from there til Remus and Sirius finally left. That's when the curses started flying around the compartment. Suddenly Lily screamed…
"OK this has got to stop"
"What does?" James asked.
"This! The constant fighting! It's got to stop! NOW!" Lily said forcefully in a final tone.
" Uh why?" James said in confused.
" Because this infuriates me! All this friggin fighting doesn't work for me anymore!! I'm sick and tired of having to watch my back for curses or before I go to sleep at night wondering if you and the gang are gonna play a prank on me/us that night and wondering if I'm gonna wake up in green slime or something equally disgusting. I'm absolutely, positively tired of it!!" Lily screamed. James looked startled.
" Uh ok Lily lets not fight anymore then!" James agreed. Lily's mouth dropped open in surprise.
" What?" She said in a shocked voice. ~ I didn't think he would agree that easily ~ she thought to herself.
" I said" James said speaking slowly and with small words. " I agree with you. I don't think we should fight anymore! In fact I propose a plan!"
"A plan?" Lily said curiously, narrowing her eyes suspiciously.
" Yes and a good One at that!" James said smugly with a grin.
" Ok then what the fuck is it?" Lily asked impatiently in a this had better be good tone.
" Why don't we scare the shit out of everyone and act like we are going out?" James said.
" Act like we're WHAT?" Lily screamed.
" Like we are going out. Except no kissing… unless of course you want to." He said slyly with a wide smile and a suggestive wink.
" In your dreams Potter!" Lily said, rolling her eyes at him.
" On which account?" James asked slowly.
" On the kissing one" Lily said in a rush, afraid that if she didn't agree now then she wouldn't. ~ he's cute, popular, smart(as much as I hate to admit it), funny, and it would scare the shit out of my friends. Plus it would be nice to have a boyfriend for awhile. ~
"You mean you agree to acting like we are boy friend and girl friend?" James said in a surprised tone. ~ This will be fun. Plus it won't hurt my rep. Lils is beautiful( as much as I hate to admit it) and smart and funny. ~ James thought.
" That's what I said isn't it?" Lils said in a tone that screamed DUH.
*Women In the Audience Go Wild*
NO FLASHING!!
*Women All Flash James*
Justine: My Eyes!!! It Burns!!!
James: Not Mine!! *Grins Slyly*
Justine: You Sick Minded Fool!!
James: I'm Not the one who's sick minded! Your Writing Me!!
Justine: Dammit… He Always Wins!!!!!
James: How bout I do the Disclaimer?
Justine: Good Friggin Idea!
James: None of this belongs to Justine!!
Justine: Who does it belong to?
James: The Amazing JKR!!!!!!!
Justine: And?
James: So please Don't Sue Her!!!!! All She owns is her computer, a blue pen, and her Silky Blanket…
Justine: Yeah.. Wait What The F$%K!!!!
James: Can I go Now?
Justine: Sure, here's your thank you *Kisses James on the Cheek*
James: Anytime!! *Walks Away Clutching His Cheek*
Well On With The Story!!!
1 When You Wish Upon A Star
Chapter 2: The Plan
Lily Turned and glanced at the guys. Then she ran up to Remus and gave him a huge hug!!!
"Remmie!!" Lily squealed as she hugged him. Remus gasped for air.
"Must get Air!!" He said while slightly choking.
" Oh, I'm Sorry!!" Lily apologized quickly. Then she went up to Sirius and gave him a not quite so exuberant hug!!
" Hi Siri!! How's the Pranks going?" Lily asked. Sirius's eyes lit up!
" They're going great thanks for asking!" Sirius said, all the while itching to tell Lily about their next prank but didn't dare to because of the hundred different ways James would kill him, slowly! Lily's gaze turned towards James.
" Hello Potter" She said ever so politely with a slow smile.
"Hiya Evans" He said in his best hill billie impersonation with a stupid grin on his face. Sirius and Remus exploded with laughter. Lily rolled her eyes heaven ward.
" Why Me?" She asked vehemently, throwing her hands up in surrender.
" Why, because we love you so dear Lilykins!" James said, bowing before her, his eyes twinkling with laughter. Lily smirked.
" See Potter, that's the position you belong in. Bowing to Me!" Lily said slyly, her eyes also obtaining that telltale twinkle. Remus and Sirius looked at each other quickly, smelling a Lily/James argument brewing.
"Why would I bow to YOU Evans?" James said heatedly.
" Because you've finally realized how truly magnificent I am and how unworthy you are of my presence! Poor wittle dumbshit Jamsie!!" Lily said with a wide smile. James glared at her evilly. ~ Shit I'm in for it! ~ Lily thought to herself but forced herself to remain firm.
" You should be honored Lily because it is not often that I bow to dogs!" James said with a smirk. The fight just went off from there til Remus and Sirius finally left. That's when the curses started flying around the compartment. Suddenly Lily screamed…
"OK this has got to stop"
"What does?" James asked.
"This! The constant fighting! It's got to stop! NOW!" Lily said forcefully in a final tone.
" Uh why?" James said in confused.
" Because this infuriates me! All this friggin fighting doesn't work for me anymore!! I'm sick and tired of having to watch my back for curses or before I go to sleep at night wondering if you and the gang are gonna play a prank on me/us that night and wondering if I'm gonna wake up in green slime or something equally disgusting. I'm absolutely, positively tired of it!!" Lily screamed. James looked startled.
" Uh ok Lily lets not fight anymore then!" James agreed. Lily's mouth dropped open in surprise.
" What?" She said in a shocked voice. ~ I didn't think he would agree that easily ~ she thought to herself.
" I said" James said speaking slowly and with small words. " I agree with you. I don't think we should fight anymore! In fact I propose a plan!"
"A plan?" Lily said curiously, narrowing her eyes suspiciously.
" Yes and a good One at that!" James said smugly with a grin.
" Ok then what the fuck is it?" Lily asked impatiently in a this had better be good tone.
" Why don't we scare the shit out of everyone and act like we are going out?" James said.
" Act like we're WHAT?" Lily screamed.
" Like we are going out. Except no kissing… unless of course you want to." He said slyly with a wide smile and a suggestive wink.
" In your dreams Potter!" Lily said, rolling her eyes at him.
" On which account?" James asked slowly.
" On the kissing one" Lily said in a rush, afraid that if she didn't agree now then she wouldn't. ~ he's cute, popular, smart(as much as I hate to admit it), funny, and it would scare the shit out of my friends. Plus it would be nice to have a boyfriend for awhile. ~
"You mean you agree to acting like we are boy friend and girl friend?" James said in a surprised tone. ~ This will be fun. Plus it won't hurt my rep. Lils is beautiful( as much as I hate to admit it) and smart and funny. ~ James thought.
" That's what I said isn't it?" Lils said in a tone that screamed DUH.