A/M (just to be different): Anyone who can tell me what play/film Paige refers to (the Maggie Smith one) gets a... a... the next chapter dedicated to them. Wow! How can you not try?
A look of complete hatred appeared in Piper's eyes as she watched lil Paigeriffic ramble. She could feel her blood pressure rise and her mind heat up as this pasty-faced freak spraffed (rambled) on about how Prue was dead.
"No!" Piper suddenly spat. "Tis not true. Thou art clearly mistaken, ho, and thou art clearly to be banish'ed from thon's property!"
"Oh here we go with the banish'ed," Paige moaned, "Phoebe told me what happened once you started saying that word last time you talked Shakespearian. It was, like, in every sentence." Then Paige looked up. "Is there such a word as 'thon'?"
Piper gaped at the cheek of this wench. "Banish'ed! Get out!"
The Teddy Bear smiled in wick'ed anticipation.
Paige's faced contorted into anger and disbelief. She put on a posh Edinburgh accent from the 1930's. "This is a travesty!" she screamed, then shook Piper by her shoulders. "I have been dismissed, from Marseille Blane!"
Piper stared.
The Teddy stared.
Paige stared.
Then she shrugged. "What? I liked the film!"
"Yeah that Maggie Smith's a real 'charmer'," Phoebe said.
"Is't she not just?" Piper added.
There was a pause while everyone turned to the camera and shared a knowing smile with us random reader people.
"Where'd that camera come from?" Phoebe said.
"Where'd YOU come from?" Paige said, wondering how Phoebe had suddenly appeared in the room. Phoebe shrugged, then saw the teddy bear staring at her coolly.
"Aw man," she griped, "Didn't we vanquish you before?"
It was a good twenty minutes before the Teddy finished his speil about "walketh and walketh and here I arrive" again. Everyone was asleep.
Then Piper woketh up and maketh dinner...eth. Paige ate a lot. A LOT. A little while later, when everyone had finished but Paige was still eating, she didn't look so good. I mean, worse than usual!
"I'm heading to the bathroom," Paige said.
A while later she returned, and said in way of explanation "Just made some room for more food!"
On the strange looks she got, she said "What? I only have one meal every three months. Gotta make the most of it." She began eating again.
"So, my lavish little Pipe-Player," the Teddy pushed back his chair, "when is the arrang'ed day I shall bewedeth thou?" He took her hand and placed a lil fuzzy kiss on it.
Piper's face contort'ed unto a look of anguish. "Never, callous fiend! Thou art scum, thou art nothing to me, nothing!"
"God, give the guy a break!" Phoebe moaned. "I mean, he walked all the way back to marry you, he clearly loves you, and hey, he is kinda cute!"
Leo looked absolutely raging, but being the pansy-assed idium he is, simply orbed out in the huff.
Phoebe's little speech got Piper thinking. Maybe the Bear wasn't so bad. And like she said, he was oh-so-cute and cuddly. What would it matter? It might work out in the end!
"Alright," she sighed, "We shall be bewedeth. Next morn. At first light."
Prue smiled, and hid her jealousy. Paige finished eating and went upstairs.
"Congratumalations," Phoebe said, not realising she couldn't speak good. "I'm so happy for you! Can I be a bridesmaid and wear pink?"
Piper nodd'ed.
A scream was heard from upstairs.
"Paige," Prue said in a voice that showed no concern at all. She sounded like Leo. They all darted upstairs to find Paige on the floor, eyes streaming.
"I put on on sixteenth of a pound!" Paige wailed, steepping off the scales.
They retreated from Paige's side as if she was a disease. Oh ,wait. Never mind.
Piper put down the Teddy and plac'ed a soft kiss on his furry forehead. "Til tomorrow, my sweet," she whispered and went to bed. It was three pm.
Ooh how exciting! A wedding. See ya next time, pedal pushers! Oh, and in case I didn't tell those who care, I updated Scream 4...0 and it's itching for a reading... or somethin...
kt
A look of complete hatred appeared in Piper's eyes as she watched lil Paigeriffic ramble. She could feel her blood pressure rise and her mind heat up as this pasty-faced freak spraffed (rambled) on about how Prue was dead.
"No!" Piper suddenly spat. "Tis not true. Thou art clearly mistaken, ho, and thou art clearly to be banish'ed from thon's property!"
"Oh here we go with the banish'ed," Paige moaned, "Phoebe told me what happened once you started saying that word last time you talked Shakespearian. It was, like, in every sentence." Then Paige looked up. "Is there such a word as 'thon'?"
Piper gaped at the cheek of this wench. "Banish'ed! Get out!"
The Teddy Bear smiled in wick'ed anticipation.
Paige's faced contorted into anger and disbelief. She put on a posh Edinburgh accent from the 1930's. "This is a travesty!" she screamed, then shook Piper by her shoulders. "I have been dismissed, from Marseille Blane!"
Piper stared.
The Teddy stared.
Paige stared.
Then she shrugged. "What? I liked the film!"
"Yeah that Maggie Smith's a real 'charmer'," Phoebe said.
"Is't she not just?" Piper added.
There was a pause while everyone turned to the camera and shared a knowing smile with us random reader people.
"Where'd that camera come from?" Phoebe said.
"Where'd YOU come from?" Paige said, wondering how Phoebe had suddenly appeared in the room. Phoebe shrugged, then saw the teddy bear staring at her coolly.
"Aw man," she griped, "Didn't we vanquish you before?"
It was a good twenty minutes before the Teddy finished his speil about "walketh and walketh and here I arrive" again. Everyone was asleep.
Then Piper woketh up and maketh dinner...eth. Paige ate a lot. A LOT. A little while later, when everyone had finished but Paige was still eating, she didn't look so good. I mean, worse than usual!
"I'm heading to the bathroom," Paige said.
A while later she returned, and said in way of explanation "Just made some room for more food!"
On the strange looks she got, she said "What? I only have one meal every three months. Gotta make the most of it." She began eating again.
"So, my lavish little Pipe-Player," the Teddy pushed back his chair, "when is the arrang'ed day I shall bewedeth thou?" He took her hand and placed a lil fuzzy kiss on it.
Piper's face contort'ed unto a look of anguish. "Never, callous fiend! Thou art scum, thou art nothing to me, nothing!"
"God, give the guy a break!" Phoebe moaned. "I mean, he walked all the way back to marry you, he clearly loves you, and hey, he is kinda cute!"
Leo looked absolutely raging, but being the pansy-assed idium he is, simply orbed out in the huff.
Phoebe's little speech got Piper thinking. Maybe the Bear wasn't so bad. And like she said, he was oh-so-cute and cuddly. What would it matter? It might work out in the end!
"Alright," she sighed, "We shall be bewedeth. Next morn. At first light."
Prue smiled, and hid her jealousy. Paige finished eating and went upstairs.
"Congratumalations," Phoebe said, not realising she couldn't speak good. "I'm so happy for you! Can I be a bridesmaid and wear pink?"
Piper nodd'ed.
A scream was heard from upstairs.
"Paige," Prue said in a voice that showed no concern at all. She sounded like Leo. They all darted upstairs to find Paige on the floor, eyes streaming.
"I put on on sixteenth of a pound!" Paige wailed, steepping off the scales.
They retreated from Paige's side as if she was a disease. Oh ,wait. Never mind.
Piper put down the Teddy and plac'ed a soft kiss on his furry forehead. "Til tomorrow, my sweet," she whispered and went to bed. It was three pm.
Ooh how exciting! A wedding. See ya next time, pedal pushers! Oh, and in case I didn't tell those who care, I updated Scream 4...0 and it's itching for a reading... or somethin...
kt