Marco: I can't believe this! How could you! Gross, ewww, call a doctor!
Rissa: Don't mind him, he's just mad that he had 2 dozen frog legs without realizing it ^_^.
Marco: Your trying to poison me!
Rissa: Why would I want to do that when you still have to go to show and tell!
Marco: 0.O WHAT!!!
Rissa: Your not getting out of it! Now be quiet and let me write this!
Disclaimer: I...I...I...I can't do it! Come on, at least give me Trowa! ARGH fine, once again I own nothing that relates to Gundum Wing. And I'd just like to say that I think you lawyers are all aliens! How can you be human and resist this adorable puppy face of mine!
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Chapter 4: mini chicken legs
It had begun to get considerably dark outside, Hildy and Duo were out of the pool by now bugging Wufei who had slid into the bushes after Trowa had handed the girls faulty lemonade trying to hide. Now he grumbled curses as Hildy poked him with a stick and Duo yapped away about his date bloopers, he wondered if Heero had hidden his gun in his swim trunks.
Relena had dived onto Heero after her little scene of running around screaming for him to save her; you didn't even need to be near to hear his teeth grinding. But of course her royal blondness was too busy ranting about their so-called 'love', and trying to suggest a date to notice. (Don't think I don't like blonds ppl! I'm just remembering all those blond jokes I've heard. Be blond, be proud!) Heero looked up when he heard the patio door slid open; Trowa walked out with a stone face, no emotion what so ever could be seen.
"Lava says the food is almost ready so all of you should take a shower and get dressed." He said then did a 360 turn and went back inside.
A sigh escaped his mouth, as he knew that Relena would have to move away from him in order to go inside.
"Well then I suppose we should do as they say." Quatre smiled getting up, the silence had been too long! Maybe something good would happen at dinner.
"Come on Hildy, move that nice ass of yours! FOOD!" Duo cried out, throwing his fist in the hair in some kind of pose before grabbing Hildy's arm (she had just enough time to give Wufei one more poke) and dragged her away.
Everyone followed the hungry priest inside and went to take care of their own things, except for Relena who had run ahead of Heero to hide in his room and watch him change.
Back in the dinning room, Trowa was down on the ground laughing his head off. Lava hadn't been lying when she said she'd be making French fries, there were three huge bowls of it lined up in the middle of the dinning room table.
"What! That's all I remember how to make you lanky freak!" She huffed, actually that WAS the only thing she knew how to make! Training everyday since the age of four to become the perfect spy never left her enough time to even learn how to make Shake & Bake chicken, she'd learned French fries from watching a guy make them in a Fish & Chips restaurant!
"You should of just ordered take out..." He breathed out, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Oh just go and make sure my prisoner is still cooperating with us if all your gonna do is laugh and mess up my plan!" She turned around to continue setting the plates.
"What prisoner, what plan?"
"You already know what plane you fool!" Lava looked up to see Trowa waving like a lunatic, making signs for her to shut-up and turn around. When she did her face went blank.
"No I don't, what plan?" Heero asked again, giving her the "answer or die" look. He pulled out his gun and placed the barrel in the middle of her eyes. "Who are you and who do you work for?" He demanded. He was extremely pissed after finding Relena in his room; she'd thrown herself at him telling him to "take her". He'd had to kick her out of his room and move his dresser in front of the door so she couldn't come in. "Tell me now."
Lava nearly had a heart attack! He found her out? But how, when? Suddenly she remembered his profile; she looked at the gun and grinned. "Cool, where did you get that? It looks really real!" She lifted her eyes to see his stunned face. "And even if it was real I couldn't tell you my job you idiot! I can't remember it! Now sit down and wait, I was going to tell everyone my PLANS when they all came down here."
Trowa stared at her for a few seconds, *Wow, major self-control if she can come up with a lie under that kind of scrutiny." He thought, the way Heero looked at the moment; even Duo would stop being an idiot and confess everything to him. Just then everyone came into the room; they stopped short seeing the position the two teens were in.
"Anyone wanna fill me in?" Duo asked, looking from gun, to Heero, to Lava, then back again.
"Heero was threatening me because he wants to know what I was going to ask you when you all came down," Lava said, turning to Duo and not giving the gun a second glance. "I guess I should ask it now then. Would you guys like to go to a club after supper?" She smiled and stuck her tongue at Heero who had put away his gun somewhere. (does anyone know where he really puts it?)
"Yeah why not." Hildy said with a smile.
"Yes, if that's what everyone wants." Quatre said slowly, looking at Dorothy who only nodded.
"Of course I'll go, and Heero can be my date!" Relena's eyes popped into hearts.
"I'm going if Hildy goes no questions asked!" Duo chimed in.
"I will not stay alone in this house, so I will go." Wufei stated, trying not to look interested in Lava's proposition.
"Great, then it's settled!" Lava smiled at them all, the club would be a perfect place to finish her mission. She turned to Heero and winked, causing him to frown at her again. "Trowa, did you get the ketchup?" At that remark, everyone turned to the table.
"That's dinner?" Quatre asked, cursing for not seeing this before hand.
"This is injustice!" Wufei yelled, a meal made entirely of French fries was not what he had planned.
"Cool it justice boy, I've got one more thing, but you might not like it." Lava grinned, seating herself in one of the chairs to begin helping herself to some fries.
"I love French fries!" Duo said, leaping into a chair and inhaling the fries right away.
Once Duo had sat down, everyone ran to a place to try and get some food before the pig ate it all. Heero made certain he sat between Lava and Trowa; to Relena's disappointment.
"What else did you make Lava?" Duo managed to somehow ask in between chewing.
"How about I show you." Lava grinned, turning towards Trowa who nodded and got up. They both went to the kitchen and got the nine covered plates, one with a little red marker line.
"Here we are! Mini chicken legs!" Lava called out. (Marco: HEY! Rissa: Hee hee hee) She and Trowa placed a plate in front of each person, leaving the marked one for last, it ended up in front of Relena.
"Mini chicken legs?" Wufei questioned, lifting the lid to see just that.
"Yeah I found a box without a label in the freezer, when I looked inside I saw the legs." She tried desperately to keep a truthful honest looking face. Everyone lifted their own lids, inspecting the "mini chicken legs", when suddenly Relena shrieked and fell over her chair! The only thing anyone saw was a round green thing bounce out and stick to the raving princess's face!
"ALIEN! ALIEN! SAVE ME HEEROOOOO!" She screamed, trying to get the green slimy blob off her, she bumped into Dorothy's chair, causing Dorothy to fall on top of her. As the blonds scrambled about trying to get away from the "alien", the rest (well the ones that didn't know what the green thing was, oh and take out Heero too.) looked on in worry. The others were ready to fall out of their own chairs laughing like mad!
"Can't... Breath!" Lava gasped for air as another fit of laughter other came her.
"Call a doctor, Lava can't breath!" Trowa laughed out, grabbing his sides.
Through all the screaming and laughing, the frog was trying vainly to stick to the humans face; The weird other human had threatened it! If it didn't do this, the human said she would make frog legs before he could give out a crook for mercy!
Relena thrashed about, the alien was trying to suck her brains out! She grabbed the slimy creature and threw it as hard as she could, but that wasn't too far. It hit Dorothy in the back of the head before bouncing off it out the window. She turned around to see that girl and one of Heero's friends laughing.
"I almost died and your laughing about it!" She bellowed. "Heero I demand you kill them for me now!" she looked at them as if they would get what was coming to them.
Both Trowa and Lava quieted down, they looked at each other as if sharing a hilarious joke before bursting out laughing again!
"Sorry toots, but that... Alien you're claiming was trying to kill you was a little innocent frog you moron!" Lava spat in her face. "If you hadn't over reacted you would of seen that!" she shook her head before grabbing a French fry from her plate and eating it.
"And WHO put the frog there!" Dorothy, who was trying to coum through her disheveled hair with her fingers demanded.
"It was the one armed man." Trowa said sarcastically. He rolled his eyes and turned to Lava who was nibbling on another fry.
"Please, let's not make accusations. Dinner looks like it's over so how about we just hold our peace and go to the club." Quatre said quickly, waving his arms in front of him trying to get attention; he could see this was probably going to get nasty.
"Yes, lets. Dancing's always a good way to make amends." Lava grinned to herself, she still had one more thing up her sleeve. And maybe she could get a little fun out of this natural peace maker, before she killed him...
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Marco: I didn't find that funny.
Rissa: Oh poor baby. Think of it as a complement.
Marco: HOW!
Rissa: you gave me a wonderful inspiration! ~_^
Marco: Your mocking me aren't you!
Rissa: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it small fry? Ok ppl, review cuz I want to know if I'm doing a good job!
Marco: Review and tell her to stop picking on me!
Rissa: Oh shut up and get in your cage you annoying little pip squeak!
Marco: SEE!