CHARMED-O-RAMA
Number 11: Do I HAVE To Give This A Title? Oh... okay. Um... Teddy Strikes Back (but doesn't really)
"La la la cooking," Piper sang, while she stirr'ed the big meaty pot. She had no idea what on Earth she was making. "Phoebe! Come here! I'm making a potion with a little spices and 'urbs to vanquish that demon, I know exactly what it is I'm doing!" she yell'ed through to the living room.
Why you insolent little... deep breaths KT, just remember, reverse psychology might work. Okay. Try again. Deep breaths and remain calm.
Piper knew exactly what she was making. "I have nooo idea what this is," she said to herself. Ha ha, sucker. The main thing is that we all laugh at the Charm'ed Ones' pronunciation of the word "herbs" HERBS, NOT URBS YOU DUMBASSES ON A STICK!!!
The Teddy walk'ed in. "My dearest Pipe-Player! Was't not thy coarser speak thou spake that spiked my eareth?"
Piper look'ed at the bear as if she understood. "Um... nine?"
Teddy smiled. "We art to bewedeth today!" he said, and jump'ed into her waiting arms.
"How sweet!" Paige comment'ed.
Piper slapp'ed her, for she still really didn't know quite who Paige was!
Prue came in and hiss'ed at Paige. She then pour'ed a carton of milk over Paige's already milky-white complexion, and scream'ed "Getteth out of thon milketh!"
Everybody leapt into the air and hover'ed there, apart from Paige who glar'ed at them all and stomp'ed away.
"That was closeth," Piper said, and put on her wedding veil. Prue adjust'ed it, being careful to ensure she didn't rip out any of Piper's beautiful hair. Oh wait, I wrote that wrong - it was to make sure she DID rip out Piper's beautiful hair. Piper jump'ed away with a yelp of pain and growl'ed at Prue who was holding a clump of hair in her hand. Prue then wrapp'ed it around Phoebe's neck and began to tighten it.
"Whereth did thine younger wench Phoebe enterest frometh anywayest?" Teddy frowned, for he wasn't completely used to the sheer randomness of things in the Halliwell manor. For example, how Phoebe always seem'ed to appear out of nowhere.
While this rubbish was going on, Piper moved a bunch of cans on a low shelf, as if she was looking for something. Or someone. No, something. She stopp'ed short, because whatever she was looking for, it wasn't there.
Straightening up, she yell'ed as loud as she could "PENANCE! Get your butt down here you miserable brat!"
Everybody look'ed at her and sighed. "What's she done now?" they all ask'ed, saying the same words at the same time. How koo!
At the moment, Penance walk'ed in. "What?" she ask'ed, her sixteen-year-old eyes looking frightened. "What have I done now?"
"Where is my secret stash of candy that is not secret anymore since I just made it blatantly clear that it exists?" Piper cri'ed, feeling The Rage.
Teddy jump'ed in with a "And how cometh mine fur taketh a dipeth in thine bathtub and duringest mine stay with the sweet sing-song of thine greener bubbleth-bath mine fur turn'ed green?"
Penance conceal'ed a giggle.
"And how did my clothes randomly disappear when I was in P4?" Phoebe screech'ed. Then she stopp'ed, because everyone was staring at her disapprovingly. "Never mind that last one..." she mutter'ed.
"I uh," Penance began, "I just decided to do mischief for fun."
Phoebe spat blood on the floor. When she saw everyone looking at her questioningly she shrugg'ed. "Miserable brat," she said, glaring at Penance. "We should lock her in a room with a horny... well, with something horny, like I always suggest. Then the raping will begin"
"Break it down now," Prue randomly said, and glanc'ed at Feebee. "Did you say P4?"
"Duh, P4, Piper's club, she named it after there being us four Halliwell sisters - Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Penance... woah where did Penance go?" Just as Phoebe's words might've had us guess (but you can never be too sure because she IS really dumb therefore nearly always wrong), Penance was nowhere to be seen.
Piper squint'ed at her (Prue was annoyed Piper was stealing her moves so slapped her). "Penwhat?" Piper ask'ed, rubbing her stinging cheek.
Phoebe shrugg'ed. "Never mind." And nobody did.
Leo orb'ed in. "New power?" he ask'ed, then orb'ed out.
Everybody star'ed at the empty space where he'd just been. "I thought he only did that when someone actually DID do something... you know, the whole lightbulb or question mark appearing over someone's head deal," Piper thought aloud.
"Maybe he just orbs in all the time and does the same thing each time," Prue said, "hoping that one time he will do it at just the right time, so he'll look really clever when it happens."
"Of course," Paige said after pulling a Phoebe and randomly appearing. "How come I didn't see it before?"
"You weren't here before!" everybody yell'ed at exactly the same time, and they all slapp'ed her. Yes, even Teddy. He jump'ed up and grabb'ed her neck and slapp'ed her good...eth.
Flopping to the ground Teddy pick'ed himself up and tugg'ed on Piper's jeans. "Thine great knave Prudencia while although suppos'ed thy wayest too harsh, thou mightest construct thy smaller morning mist while thy birds cry their joys."
Piper star'ed.
Proo star'ed.
Feebee star'ed.
Leo orb'ed in and star'ed.
Paige star'ed.
All except Teddy spoke/yell'ed. "What the f*cketh art thou talking about, officious fool?"
KT appear'ed and said "Thou maketh no sense!" simply because she likes saying it. A lot.
Phoebe drop-kick'ed the bear for no real reason, and Prue ti'ed him to a rocket and shot him into outer space. She then did the same to Phoebe. As she bound the ropes around Phoebe and the rocket, she was highly gross'ed out to see her sister liked it... liked it a lot.
A/N: Ho hum, and you thought this story was dead!
A/N: Chapter dedicated to Steph, because for some reason she seems to like this story... like it a lot.
A/N: Cheers to Olly for not knowing about me taking his "liked it... liked it a lot" line (from Charmed Does The Countryside - R/R! I'm in it! Woo me! Oh yeah the story's good too hehe)
A/N: I'll mention "that miserable brat" Penance when I HAVE to... omg you should all go read the story she is in... you'll see why. You will also understand all the references in this chapter a little better too. But only a little better.
Oh no! Piper didn't get bewedeth! Calamity! Travesty!
And speaking of travesties...
A/N: The winner of last... month... um, chapter's 'competition' of What Film Are These Quotes from was IZ the great boy for his cunning as he said "The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie" which was about as right as Phoebe is wrong ie very. Woo Iz!
Until next time, my little nootchies!
kt
Number 11: Do I HAVE To Give This A Title? Oh... okay. Um... Teddy Strikes Back (but doesn't really)
"La la la cooking," Piper sang, while she stirr'ed the big meaty pot. She had no idea what on Earth she was making. "Phoebe! Come here! I'm making a potion with a little spices and 'urbs to vanquish that demon, I know exactly what it is I'm doing!" she yell'ed through to the living room.
Why you insolent little... deep breaths KT, just remember, reverse psychology might work. Okay. Try again. Deep breaths and remain calm.
Piper knew exactly what she was making. "I have nooo idea what this is," she said to herself. Ha ha, sucker. The main thing is that we all laugh at the Charm'ed Ones' pronunciation of the word "herbs" HERBS, NOT URBS YOU DUMBASSES ON A STICK!!!
The Teddy walk'ed in. "My dearest Pipe-Player! Was't not thy coarser speak thou spake that spiked my eareth?"
Piper look'ed at the bear as if she understood. "Um... nine?"
Teddy smiled. "We art to bewedeth today!" he said, and jump'ed into her waiting arms.
"How sweet!" Paige comment'ed.
Piper slapp'ed her, for she still really didn't know quite who Paige was!
Prue came in and hiss'ed at Paige. She then pour'ed a carton of milk over Paige's already milky-white complexion, and scream'ed "Getteth out of thon milketh!"
Everybody leapt into the air and hover'ed there, apart from Paige who glar'ed at them all and stomp'ed away.
"That was closeth," Piper said, and put on her wedding veil. Prue adjust'ed it, being careful to ensure she didn't rip out any of Piper's beautiful hair. Oh wait, I wrote that wrong - it was to make sure she DID rip out Piper's beautiful hair. Piper jump'ed away with a yelp of pain and growl'ed at Prue who was holding a clump of hair in her hand. Prue then wrapp'ed it around Phoebe's neck and began to tighten it.
"Whereth did thine younger wench Phoebe enterest frometh anywayest?" Teddy frowned, for he wasn't completely used to the sheer randomness of things in the Halliwell manor. For example, how Phoebe always seem'ed to appear out of nowhere.
While this rubbish was going on, Piper moved a bunch of cans on a low shelf, as if she was looking for something. Or someone. No, something. She stopp'ed short, because whatever she was looking for, it wasn't there.
Straightening up, she yell'ed as loud as she could "PENANCE! Get your butt down here you miserable brat!"
Everybody look'ed at her and sighed. "What's she done now?" they all ask'ed, saying the same words at the same time. How koo!
At the moment, Penance walk'ed in. "What?" she ask'ed, her sixteen-year-old eyes looking frightened. "What have I done now?"
"Where is my secret stash of candy that is not secret anymore since I just made it blatantly clear that it exists?" Piper cri'ed, feeling The Rage.
Teddy jump'ed in with a "And how cometh mine fur taketh a dipeth in thine bathtub and duringest mine stay with the sweet sing-song of thine greener bubbleth-bath mine fur turn'ed green?"
Penance conceal'ed a giggle.
"And how did my clothes randomly disappear when I was in P4?" Phoebe screech'ed. Then she stopp'ed, because everyone was staring at her disapprovingly. "Never mind that last one..." she mutter'ed.
"I uh," Penance began, "I just decided to do mischief for fun."
Phoebe spat blood on the floor. When she saw everyone looking at her questioningly she shrugg'ed. "Miserable brat," she said, glaring at Penance. "We should lock her in a room with a horny... well, with something horny, like I always suggest. Then the raping will begin"
"Break it down now," Prue randomly said, and glanc'ed at Feebee. "Did you say P4?"
"Duh, P4, Piper's club, she named it after there being us four Halliwell sisters - Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Penance... woah where did Penance go?" Just as Phoebe's words might've had us guess (but you can never be too sure because she IS really dumb therefore nearly always wrong), Penance was nowhere to be seen.
Piper squint'ed at her (Prue was annoyed Piper was stealing her moves so slapped her). "Penwhat?" Piper ask'ed, rubbing her stinging cheek.
Phoebe shrugg'ed. "Never mind." And nobody did.
Leo orb'ed in. "New power?" he ask'ed, then orb'ed out.
Everybody star'ed at the empty space where he'd just been. "I thought he only did that when someone actually DID do something... you know, the whole lightbulb or question mark appearing over someone's head deal," Piper thought aloud.
"Maybe he just orbs in all the time and does the same thing each time," Prue said, "hoping that one time he will do it at just the right time, so he'll look really clever when it happens."
"Of course," Paige said after pulling a Phoebe and randomly appearing. "How come I didn't see it before?"
"You weren't here before!" everybody yell'ed at exactly the same time, and they all slapp'ed her. Yes, even Teddy. He jump'ed up and grabb'ed her neck and slapp'ed her good...eth.
Flopping to the ground Teddy pick'ed himself up and tugg'ed on Piper's jeans. "Thine great knave Prudencia while although suppos'ed thy wayest too harsh, thou mightest construct thy smaller morning mist while thy birds cry their joys."
Piper star'ed.
Proo star'ed.
Feebee star'ed.
Leo orb'ed in and star'ed.
Paige star'ed.
All except Teddy spoke/yell'ed. "What the f*cketh art thou talking about, officious fool?"
KT appear'ed and said "Thou maketh no sense!" simply because she likes saying it. A lot.
Phoebe drop-kick'ed the bear for no real reason, and Prue ti'ed him to a rocket and shot him into outer space. She then did the same to Phoebe. As she bound the ropes around Phoebe and the rocket, she was highly gross'ed out to see her sister liked it... liked it a lot.
A/N: Ho hum, and you thought this story was dead!
A/N: Chapter dedicated to Steph, because for some reason she seems to like this story... like it a lot.
A/N: Cheers to Olly for not knowing about me taking his "liked it... liked it a lot" line (from Charmed Does The Countryside - R/R! I'm in it! Woo me! Oh yeah the story's good too hehe)
A/N: I'll mention "that miserable brat" Penance when I HAVE to... omg you should all go read the story she is in... you'll see why. You will also understand all the references in this chapter a little better too. But only a little better.
Oh no! Piper didn't get bewedeth! Calamity! Travesty!
And speaking of travesties...
A/N: The winner of last... month... um, chapter's 'competition' of What Film Are These Quotes from was IZ the great boy for his cunning as he said "The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie" which was about as right as Phoebe is wrong ie very. Woo Iz!
Until next time, my little nootchies!
kt