Rissa: dum di dum dum dum.
Marco: what are you doing?
Rissa: my shrink said to try a way to cope with the fact that Trowa's a cartoon character and not my husband.
Marco: SO you draw pictures of my death by menacing frogs?!
Rissa: Ain't it wonderful! Look there's you getting jumped on by a giant frog and here's one...
Disclaimer: I might not own Gundum Wing but I'm using it right now! So there! Oh and I also drew a picture of you blood sucking no good lawyers getting harpooned by me, like it?!
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Chapter 5: couples night
After the little dinner fiasco, mostly everyone was more then willing to forget it ever happened... Mostly, Trowa still burst out laughing every few seconds while Lava raided the pantry for anything edible. The rest of their party had gone into their own rooms to get ready for the club.
"Can I ask what you'll do at the club?" Trowa said while in his calming down mode. He took in deep breaths trying not to think about all the squawks and screeches the two blonds had made during their "attack of the killer brain sucking alien frog". He looked up to see Lava close the pantry door with a jumbo pack of marshmallows, she opened a drawer and retrieved two forks before hopping up on op of the counter and turning on one of the stovetops.
"How could you think of me as such a cruel scheming person," She bat her eyelashes at him in an innocent fashion. Then handed him a fork and stuck one of the white mushy candy on it, then speared one of her own on a fork and held it over the now heated stovetop. Trowa copied her example, turning the fork like a BBQ. "I think that maybe I'm going to bug Dorothy now, stupid frog got away before he finished what I told him to do." Lava glared down at the slowly burning candy, holding her fork just a little bit tighter at the mention of the frog.
Trowa stared at her for a moment, she really believed the frog understood her? He shook his head, the girl was weird; terribly fun, but weird.
Upstairs, Quatre was having a hard time picking out clothes. *I should have asked what kind of club we're going to. * He frowned before giving up and deciding to just put on anything that was in front of him. He looked up to see his yellow bunny PJs, his cheeks colored three different shades of red *How about the second thing I see. *
"Duo aren't you done yet?" Hildy called through the door to his bedroom, she'd already dressed in a cute red t-shirt and sexy red mini skirt with matching shoes. (She was supposed to have gone on a date with Duo after swimming so she had brought clothes.) She rolled her eyes at the sound of his scurrying feet in the room. "Duo!"
"Be with you in a sec. sweet cake!" He called through the door, causing Hildy to smile slightly.
"Your worse then me Duo." She said back. Right after her words left her mouth, Duo opened the door. He wore a nice gray, white, and black jersey with the number 2 and the words "God of Death", he also wore black baggy pants (well I would hope he wore pants!) that had a white bandanna hanging out of the back pocket. Hildy looked him up and down, "what; you want to be a rapper now?"
"Don't criticize my style, you don't like it?" Duo went from a confident "gangster" to a little boy giving his girlfriend puppy eyes in a span of six seconds!
"I like I like! Just please can we go now!" Hildy grabbed his arm and began tugging him down the stairs. Almost everyone was waiting in the main hall ready to go, only Lava, Trowa, and Relena were left.
"Lava! Hey, Trowa! We're leaving!" Quatre called out, not really knowing where they were.
"You forgot Relena Quatre." Dorothy said calmly truly not giving a damn.
"Oh... I uh was just getting to her," Quatre cursed under his breath, not wanting the weirdo to come. "Relena!"
"I'm here." Relena said from the top of the stairs, everyone looked up, then fell down anime style! Relena looked at them as if they'd all gone crazy. "What's wrong with all of you?" She began to walk down the stairs, wearing that white ballroom dress (you all should have seen at least once!).
The second she touched the bottom step she fell forward, Heero who had the bad luck of being right there; caught her in his arms. Relena immediately rapped her own arms around his neck and pressed her lips to his, trying desperately to French him! Heero's first impulse was to pull out his gun and shoot her then and there, (but he won't cause I need to at least have her beat up to a bloody pulp before the story ends so...) instead he just dropped her, a loud thud could be heard along with a high pitched "EEEK!" As Relena hit the floor.
"Oh cool your all here." Lava looked around a little too excitedly; she had a near empty jumbo bag of marshmallows in her hand. Trowa walked in behind her with a handful of his own. They both looked at the girl on the floor having a heated temper tantrum before (not the first time that night) bursting out laughing yet again! "Ok...Ok... I won't ask! Let's just go!" Lava leaned on Trowa for support, though he was about to collapse from laughter himself.
Relena picked herself off the floor and hurried after the group as they went out the door and piled into the limo.
When the gang reached the club, everyone thanked what ever God was up there that the end of the ride meant the end of Lava and Duo's singing.
"Sippin' some Jin and juice yeah, I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind." Duo raped while Lava produced the beat to the song by hitting Wufei's back since the radio had turned off, the man had given up trying to get her off by yelling because she was completely deaf! The moment the limo door was opened, Wufei scrambled shamefully out the door to be as far away from the violent women. The rest came out of the car more gracefully, except for Relena (of course.) who tripped on her ball dress and went flying to the pavement!
"ACK!"
"You're such a klutz." Lava stated matter-of-factly, stepping on the girl's bum as she got out of the car next.
"Ouch!" Relena cried.
"Can you two stop while we're in public?" Quatre hissed at the girls; one glaring up, the other sticking her tongue out at the blond.
The rest moved into the line, waiting to get into the club. All but Lava who stared at them as if nuts.
"Why would you want to stay all night in a line! You people saw what happened on "Night at the Rocksberry", only losers stay in the line!" Lava quickly covered her mouth when dozens of people glared at her. "OOPS! Uh no offense!" The people turned back around, faces a little sad because what she said had been true. (Yeah I have to wait in line too! But I'm still cool! ~.^) Lava ran into the line, but only to pull Trowa out. She then dragged him by his black sweater sleeve to the front of the line, going strait up to the bouncer at the door.
The bouncer looked at her; she looked at the bouncer. The bouncer cocked an eyebrow; Lava winked and licked her lips. The bouncer smiled, Lava smiled. Point goes to Lava!
She waved for the others to come over; the bouncer looked at where she had waved. Lava looked back at the bouncer, the bouncer didn't look too happy. Lava produced a fifty from her bra; the bouncer's face lit up! (Oh yeah, oh yeah!) 2 points to Lava.
The bouncer counts the heads of all the people, Lava bites her lip. The bouncer shakes his head then points to a sign, Lava reads the sign. "Couples night". Point for bouncer.
Lava looks around and grabs a nerd out of the line then sticks her with Wufei, bouncer smirks before opening door. Lava hands money to the bouncer, bouncer shakes head then winks at her. Lava shudders before walking quickly in, followed by the rest of her party.
"Ok... That was weird." Hildy said, but she wore a smile on her face.
"ACK! Get this thing off my arm!" Wufei yelled, the nerd girl hung of his arm as though one of her all time dreams had just come true (that or she was just hyperventilating.); she had big hearts in her eyes.
"Oh thank you so much! I was waiting there for three weeks!" She said in a crackly, high-pitched voice.
"You mean to tell me you have absolutely no life that you stay night and day in a club line?" Duo said shocked.
"Yes, isn't it cool to go to clubs?" She squeaked, still stuck to Wufei's arm.
"Ok, you find the crow bar and I'll pull!" Trowa said, looking yet again a little too serious about his words.
"Oh I think it's cute, let's leave them alone for awhile." Lava said sweetly. The nerd smiled and shook her head furiously! Wufei's eyes bulged before he began squirming even harder trying to get away from the nerd, if nerds were even human! (I don't hate nerds, well not the candy, but I'll say just what I said for blonds...Power to the nerds! *A bunch of nerds run into the room and begin clapping for her* 0.O Ack! Marco help!)
Everyone left Wufei to handle the women, fanning out around the different parts of the club. A lot of people stared at Relena's dress as if the girl was nuts! Lava tried to get away and disappear so she could finish her mission at last, but Heero had grabbed her arm and led her to the dance floor.
"Stop using me to get away from that psychopath! Take it like a man!" Lava told him pulling on her arm, but they were already in the middle of the dance floor; and surprising enough Heero knew how to jam down to music other then waltzes! They danced pretty well together too, knowing how to turn and when the other would change moves. Almost as if they we're both trained to do this... Suddenly Lava's brain went into overtime! She had been trained to dance like this! But if Heero could do the same moves as her, same time, same style... She looked into his eyes for a moment as they turned around in their steps; he so knew it too...
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Rissa: OMG! That was the most horrible thing in the world!
Marco: What the story?
Rissa: No you fool, the nerds! How did they get my address?
Marco: I don't know...
Rissa: You let them in didn't you! They tried to make me play chess and magic cards!
Marco: Poor you, I didn't think it would be that bad.
Rissa: My innocent little mind is corrupted! *SOB* N e ways review! At least one good thing could come out of my day! Bye!