Hello Everyone!!! I feel awful. I have a sore throat. Yuck! But Also
because I realized that I have yet to thank my reviewers! I'm an awful,
awful person! So here are my thanks!
Anna: Thanks for reviewing twice sis! Oh wait three times cause the first time you went under your sister's name! Your Awesome!
Hermione0327: Thanks! I try my best with the descriptions!
Peppermint: I'm glad you find it Neato!
Tta: Thanks I like it too! Your stories are awesome by the way!
Lillians: Thanks I'm glad you love it!
Lady Lily: Yes the little Devil Jamies is!! I'll keep on truckin (or writing as the case may be)!
Lauren: Glad to hear it!
Kimali Lautoka: Thanks im happy to hear your enjoying it! The song was Barenaked by Jennifer Love Hewitt (awesome song).
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.it belongs to JKR. blah blah blah you all get the picture.
Chapter 5: Revenge is a Dish Best served.. By Lily!!
Lily bounded off the train and ran up to a big man with bushy brown hair and a bushy brown beard to match. She jumped into his arms and yelled:
"Hey Hagrid!"
"Hiya Lily! How was your summer?" Hagrid said as he hugged her back. He set Lily down a couple of seconds later and she smiled up at the Gamekeeper of Hogwarts. Hagrid and Lily had always had a special relationship with each other (A/N: Not Like that You Sickos!! Jeez.) ever since first year. Lily wasn't put off by Hagrid's mean looks. Ever since he had fished her out of the lake after James had pushed her in on the boat ride over to Hogwarts in first year she had always come to him for help or advice about her friends and classes.
"My summer was boring as usual, and yours?" Lily asked.
"Mine was ok. Taking care of Hogwarts business as usual." Hagrid replied. James came up behind Lily and wrapped his arms around her waist. Lily leaned back into his arms. Hagrid's eyebrows raised til the almost touched his hairline.
"Allo James" Hagrid said with a grin. James smiled at him.
"Hello Hagrid" James replied. Lily just smiled softly.
"Well we gotta go to the carriages Hagrid, we'll catch ya later!" Lily said
"Talk to ya later Lily" Hagrid said and walked off to the first years. Lily bust up laughing.
"Did you see his face?" She asked James between laughs. James smiled.
"Yup! Come on let's go" James answered and picked Lily up to carry her to the carriages while she laughed. God she's light he thought to himself and when he got there he reluctantly put her down. Soon enough the arrived at Hogwarts and climbed up the steps and walked silently to the Great Hall. Lily was lost in her thoughts and almost bumped into walls as they walked. James finally picked her up and sat her down when they got to the table. Lily snapped out of it and smiled mischievously. Crystal grinned at her.
"What are you gonna do?" she asked quietly to avoid being heard.
"You shall see" Lily said in a mysterious tone of voice. She watched as Snape walked in and gave her a look mixed with hatred and longing. She smiled seductively back at him and looked shyly down at her hands that were placed in her lap. She looked up in time to see Snape give her a surprised look and sit down at his table. She turned to James who was sitting next to her. She opened her mouth to say something to him when the sorting ceremony started. It was long and boring for her and she was jittery through the whole thing and couldn't sit still. James gave her a weird look and grabbed her hand. He squeezed it softly and she turned and smiled at him softly. He smiled back and turned back to watch the rest of the ceremony. After the ceremony and Dumbledores usual announcements Lily looked at James and caught his attention. He looked at her quickly.
"What's wrong Lily?" He asked quickly in a concerned tone of voice. She smiled.
"Nothing I just don't want you to be to shocked with what I'm about to do." She said and with that she got up and walked over to the Slytherin table towards Snape. While walking she muttered the charm under her breath and smiled seductively at Snape. She got to his seat and looked at him with a sultry expression.
"Is this seat taken?" She asked in a breathy voice as she pointed at his lap. Snape's eyes widened and he grinned at her.
"Nope" Snape said in a silky tone of voice, as he looked her up and down. She smiled at him but on the inside she shivered. She lowered herself and sat on his lap, rubbing her butt back and forth on it to get comfortable. She wanted to shiver as Snape's bony arms wrapped around her waist. She slipped one arm around his neck and she blew in his ear softly. He groaned softly and she felt something poke against her butt. That was quick she thought while her other hand moved to caress his nipple through his robe and she blew in his ear again softly. She took his hand as she got off his lap and her hand "accidentally" grazed his lower area. She smiled triumphantly when she looked down and saw that her prank was working. They started to walk out of the Great Hall til at the very front she hugged him and let him grab her ass. Then She screamed.
"OMG what is that?" She said and she pointed to his lower regions. Snape looked down and tried to cover himself til his dick grew to over a foot and he couldn't really cover it anymore. The whole school, including the teachers were laughing hysterically while it kept growing and growing and growing. About 5 minutes later it stopped growing. Lily took out a ruler and measured it.
"4 ½ feet!!" She yelled to the school and everyone burst into hysterical laughter. Snape tried to grab in but it kept looking like he was jacking off in public. He ran out of the Hall to the Nurse covering it with his robes. Lily jumped onto the Gryffindor table and curtsied to the school and everyone cheered and stomped their feet. Lily grinned broadly and sat back down next to James who grinned at her and kissed her. Then they heard Professor McGonagall behind them. Lily turned.
"Miss Evans, detention! 1 week for Hagrid starting tomorrow." Professor McGonagall said sternly all the while trying not to laugh. "As much as I hate to do it" She said in a undertone. Lily smiled at her and nodded.
"Yes Ma'am" Lily replied. Professor McGonagall turned and walked away and Lily hugged and high fived her friends.
"Jeez, Lils when you get revenge, you GET revenge!" Sirius said with a shudder. "I'm glad you were never that mad at us!" He exclaimed. Lily laughed.
"Well I'm going to the common room." Lily said and stifled a yawn. "I think I'm gonna go relax and then crash for the night"
"I'll go with you to the common room Lils" James said.
"OK" Lily said
"I'm gonna finish eating." Sirius said with his mouth full of food. Lily rolled her eyes.
"Ditto" chorused the other three. Lily pretended to gag.
" I see see food!" Lily and James said in unison and laughed. Then Lily took his hand and they left the Great Hall and walked down to the common room in silence. Then Lily turned towards him when the were inside. (A/N: they are prefects along with Bella and they already know the password. Bella took their shift)
"What did yo-" Lily started but she didn't get to finish. James pulled her to him and sealed their mouths together with a fiery Kiss.
Well I'm sorry it's so short! Much Love All REVIEW REVIEW!!!!
Anna: Thanks for reviewing twice sis! Oh wait three times cause the first time you went under your sister's name! Your Awesome!
Hermione0327: Thanks! I try my best with the descriptions!
Peppermint: I'm glad you find it Neato!
Tta: Thanks I like it too! Your stories are awesome by the way!
Lillians: Thanks I'm glad you love it!
Lady Lily: Yes the little Devil Jamies is!! I'll keep on truckin (or writing as the case may be)!
Lauren: Glad to hear it!
Kimali Lautoka: Thanks im happy to hear your enjoying it! The song was Barenaked by Jennifer Love Hewitt (awesome song).
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.it belongs to JKR. blah blah blah you all get the picture.
Chapter 5: Revenge is a Dish Best served.. By Lily!!
Lily bounded off the train and ran up to a big man with bushy brown hair and a bushy brown beard to match. She jumped into his arms and yelled:
"Hey Hagrid!"
"Hiya Lily! How was your summer?" Hagrid said as he hugged her back. He set Lily down a couple of seconds later and she smiled up at the Gamekeeper of Hogwarts. Hagrid and Lily had always had a special relationship with each other (A/N: Not Like that You Sickos!! Jeez.) ever since first year. Lily wasn't put off by Hagrid's mean looks. Ever since he had fished her out of the lake after James had pushed her in on the boat ride over to Hogwarts in first year she had always come to him for help or advice about her friends and classes.
"My summer was boring as usual, and yours?" Lily asked.
"Mine was ok. Taking care of Hogwarts business as usual." Hagrid replied. James came up behind Lily and wrapped his arms around her waist. Lily leaned back into his arms. Hagrid's eyebrows raised til the almost touched his hairline.
"Allo James" Hagrid said with a grin. James smiled at him.
"Hello Hagrid" James replied. Lily just smiled softly.
"Well we gotta go to the carriages Hagrid, we'll catch ya later!" Lily said
"Talk to ya later Lily" Hagrid said and walked off to the first years. Lily bust up laughing.
"Did you see his face?" She asked James between laughs. James smiled.
"Yup! Come on let's go" James answered and picked Lily up to carry her to the carriages while she laughed. God she's light he thought to himself and when he got there he reluctantly put her down. Soon enough the arrived at Hogwarts and climbed up the steps and walked silently to the Great Hall. Lily was lost in her thoughts and almost bumped into walls as they walked. James finally picked her up and sat her down when they got to the table. Lily snapped out of it and smiled mischievously. Crystal grinned at her.
"What are you gonna do?" she asked quietly to avoid being heard.
"You shall see" Lily said in a mysterious tone of voice. She watched as Snape walked in and gave her a look mixed with hatred and longing. She smiled seductively back at him and looked shyly down at her hands that were placed in her lap. She looked up in time to see Snape give her a surprised look and sit down at his table. She turned to James who was sitting next to her. She opened her mouth to say something to him when the sorting ceremony started. It was long and boring for her and she was jittery through the whole thing and couldn't sit still. James gave her a weird look and grabbed her hand. He squeezed it softly and she turned and smiled at him softly. He smiled back and turned back to watch the rest of the ceremony. After the ceremony and Dumbledores usual announcements Lily looked at James and caught his attention. He looked at her quickly.
"What's wrong Lily?" He asked quickly in a concerned tone of voice. She smiled.
"Nothing I just don't want you to be to shocked with what I'm about to do." She said and with that she got up and walked over to the Slytherin table towards Snape. While walking she muttered the charm under her breath and smiled seductively at Snape. She got to his seat and looked at him with a sultry expression.
"Is this seat taken?" She asked in a breathy voice as she pointed at his lap. Snape's eyes widened and he grinned at her.
"Nope" Snape said in a silky tone of voice, as he looked her up and down. She smiled at him but on the inside she shivered. She lowered herself and sat on his lap, rubbing her butt back and forth on it to get comfortable. She wanted to shiver as Snape's bony arms wrapped around her waist. She slipped one arm around his neck and she blew in his ear softly. He groaned softly and she felt something poke against her butt. That was quick she thought while her other hand moved to caress his nipple through his robe and she blew in his ear again softly. She took his hand as she got off his lap and her hand "accidentally" grazed his lower area. She smiled triumphantly when she looked down and saw that her prank was working. They started to walk out of the Great Hall til at the very front she hugged him and let him grab her ass. Then She screamed.
"OMG what is that?" She said and she pointed to his lower regions. Snape looked down and tried to cover himself til his dick grew to over a foot and he couldn't really cover it anymore. The whole school, including the teachers were laughing hysterically while it kept growing and growing and growing. About 5 minutes later it stopped growing. Lily took out a ruler and measured it.
"4 ½ feet!!" She yelled to the school and everyone burst into hysterical laughter. Snape tried to grab in but it kept looking like he was jacking off in public. He ran out of the Hall to the Nurse covering it with his robes. Lily jumped onto the Gryffindor table and curtsied to the school and everyone cheered and stomped their feet. Lily grinned broadly and sat back down next to James who grinned at her and kissed her. Then they heard Professor McGonagall behind them. Lily turned.
"Miss Evans, detention! 1 week for Hagrid starting tomorrow." Professor McGonagall said sternly all the while trying not to laugh. "As much as I hate to do it" She said in a undertone. Lily smiled at her and nodded.
"Yes Ma'am" Lily replied. Professor McGonagall turned and walked away and Lily hugged and high fived her friends.
"Jeez, Lils when you get revenge, you GET revenge!" Sirius said with a shudder. "I'm glad you were never that mad at us!" He exclaimed. Lily laughed.
"Well I'm going to the common room." Lily said and stifled a yawn. "I think I'm gonna go relax and then crash for the night"
"I'll go with you to the common room Lils" James said.
"OK" Lily said
"I'm gonna finish eating." Sirius said with his mouth full of food. Lily rolled her eyes.
"Ditto" chorused the other three. Lily pretended to gag.
" I see see food!" Lily and James said in unison and laughed. Then Lily took his hand and they left the Great Hall and walked down to the common room in silence. Then Lily turned towards him when the were inside. (A/N: they are prefects along with Bella and they already know the password. Bella took their shift)
"What did yo-" Lily started but she didn't get to finish. James pulled her to him and sealed their mouths together with a fiery Kiss.
Well I'm sorry it's so short! Much Love All REVIEW REVIEW!!!!