That's not right. You have to go and climb over the wall and steal some!
"but I don't wanna!"
It's in the script now do it!
"Fine!"
So Jacob climbed the fence and began to pick some cabbages. Then who should walk out but the Evil Witch Anise!
"Why do I always have to be the evil one?"
Cus you are!
"Well I don't like this costume, the neck line is too high, they can't see my cleavage"
Stop complaining and say your lines
"well.. um…, what are you doing in my garden?"
"Nicking cabbages"
"Why would anyone want cabbages? Even I don't like them and I am a witch!"
"Well my wife is pregnant and…."
"Say no more. You can have the cabbages!"
Hey, that's not in the script!
"Why not?"
Cus your evil, we have been through this already!
"Fine!" "You can't steal my cabbages!!!"
"why not you just said you don't like them!"
"No I didn't!!!"
"Yes you did"
"did"
"not"
"did"
"n.."
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ENOUGH ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But my wife is hungry!"
"That is your fault for being poor!!!"
"PLEASE!!!!!!"
"Only if you give me your first born kid"
"so that would be Mark"
"NO!!! it has to be a girl!!!!!!"
"Alright put it on my tab"
"You don't have one"
"Then start one! I promise!!!!!!!!!"
"OK see you when she is born!"
YADA YADA YADA you all know the whole 9 months get bigger baby grows, baby is born story. On the day of their beautiful daughter was born the witch turned up at the door.
"Hello, I am here to clear your tab and since it has taken you so long to pay it I am going to charge intrest so I get to name the baby!"
I don't think they had intrest!
"whatever! I will call her Rapunzel because that is a totally pathetic name and will make your life even worse than what it will be!!! Mwahhhahahahahahah" "Cough, cough"
"Um, Anise I know you are really mean and all but my name is SAM!!! And don't you forget it!!!!"
"Fine you can be Sampunzel because that is even worse..HEY! aren't you a day old baby!"
"UMMMMM, yeah ….goo goo gagga gaga?"
Don't over do it!
"SORRY!"