This is based on a true story. When I say based, it means it remotely
relates to the truth. REMOTELY. Anywho, this is how my Saturday night felt,
with a few exaggerations, but hey, it's fun anyway.
Disclaimers: I own nothing!! Not FY, not Playstation, not DDR, not Pepsi, not even my computer!! Happy?
The Perils of an FY Authoress
Tasuki walked into the nearest bar he could find, HARD. He fell down quickly and moaned loudly.
Suddenly Tasuki and all of his surroundings disappeared, and all that was left was a white void.
"NOOOO!!!!" the authoress moaned. She slammed her head into the keyboard several times. "Nothing is any good!!!"
She sat, staring at the bright white (compared to the darkness of the room she was in) glow of the computer, at the little blinking line that was waiting to prance across the screen as she pressed on the keys.
"I must not be sleep deprived enough," she thought. She glanced over at the clock, which read 11:15.
She put an away message up and went into the basement and turned on her Playstation. She played a couple of rounds of DDR, and walked back upstairs into the computer room.
The Seiryuu Seishi appeared, Miboshi holding a dance pad... Then ask quickly as they appeared, they were gone.
In their place soon stood Chiriko in a little girls outfit at the zoo. He too was quickly gone.
She went through this process a few more times until she received a phone call.
She glanced at the clock, and wondered who would be calling at five of midnight.
Picking up the phone, she said, "Moshi moshi?"
"Tomoko!!! Stop messing with my characters heads!!" the voice yelled.
"NANI?!" Tomoko cried. "Who is this??"
"Watase Yuu desu," the voice on the other line said more calmly.
Tomoko almost felt her heart stop from shock. *OH GODS!!!! Watase-sama is calling ME!!!! At my HOUSE!!!!* she thought.
"My characters are complaining to me, especially Tasuki and Chiriko." Miss Watase said.
"Y-yes, ma'am." Tomoko stammered.
"You can torture them all you want, but don't mess with their heads." Miss Watase said. "They give ME a headache!"
Tomoko giggled at the combination of Tasuki's reaction to the first comment and Watase-sama's last comment. "I'll take them off your hands for a while," she suggested.
"Would you?" Miss Watase asked. "I'll send them right over!"
"Hai!!" Tomoko grinned. "I'll take good care of them Miss Watase!! Arigato gozaimasu!!"
The now ecstatic, but not yet sleep deprived girl ran through the hallway screaming like a family that just found out that they won the lottery.
When she finally calmed down, she pulled a dark sheet over her head, and walked into the shrine that she built for caffeine. She lit the candles, and ripped off the head of an old Barbie doll and watched it melt. That was her sacrifice, so that she could receive some caffeine to write a decent story so that her newly earned friends would like her.
Just then, her soda god enlightened her to the fact that there was some Pepsi Twist downstairs.
The girl praised Suzaku, Seiryuu, Genbu, and Byakko, and ran downstairs for the first bit of caffeine that she'd had in a very long time.
Just as she was about to start writing, she heard the doorbell. Knowing that it was the FY characters, she bounded down the stairs, dragged them inside, and as she typed the words on her computer, she watched as her story came to life.
Yay!!! That was the best gift ever!!! Now the seishi are temporarily mine, and I can do to them whatever I want!!!!! By the way, I know that first line was derived from an extremely corny joke, so don't flame, please!!
Disclaimers: I own nothing!! Not FY, not Playstation, not DDR, not Pepsi, not even my computer!! Happy?
The Perils of an FY Authoress
Tasuki walked into the nearest bar he could find, HARD. He fell down quickly and moaned loudly.
Suddenly Tasuki and all of his surroundings disappeared, and all that was left was a white void.
"NOOOO!!!!" the authoress moaned. She slammed her head into the keyboard several times. "Nothing is any good!!!"
She sat, staring at the bright white (compared to the darkness of the room she was in) glow of the computer, at the little blinking line that was waiting to prance across the screen as she pressed on the keys.
"I must not be sleep deprived enough," she thought. She glanced over at the clock, which read 11:15.
She put an away message up and went into the basement and turned on her Playstation. She played a couple of rounds of DDR, and walked back upstairs into the computer room.
The Seiryuu Seishi appeared, Miboshi holding a dance pad... Then ask quickly as they appeared, they were gone.
In their place soon stood Chiriko in a little girls outfit at the zoo. He too was quickly gone.
She went through this process a few more times until she received a phone call.
She glanced at the clock, and wondered who would be calling at five of midnight.
Picking up the phone, she said, "Moshi moshi?"
"Tomoko!!! Stop messing with my characters heads!!" the voice yelled.
"NANI?!" Tomoko cried. "Who is this??"
"Watase Yuu desu," the voice on the other line said more calmly.
Tomoko almost felt her heart stop from shock. *OH GODS!!!! Watase-sama is calling ME!!!! At my HOUSE!!!!* she thought.
"My characters are complaining to me, especially Tasuki and Chiriko." Miss Watase said.
"Y-yes, ma'am." Tomoko stammered.
"You can torture them all you want, but don't mess with their heads." Miss Watase said. "They give ME a headache!"
Tomoko giggled at the combination of Tasuki's reaction to the first comment and Watase-sama's last comment. "I'll take them off your hands for a while," she suggested.
"Would you?" Miss Watase asked. "I'll send them right over!"
"Hai!!" Tomoko grinned. "I'll take good care of them Miss Watase!! Arigato gozaimasu!!"
The now ecstatic, but not yet sleep deprived girl ran through the hallway screaming like a family that just found out that they won the lottery.
When she finally calmed down, she pulled a dark sheet over her head, and walked into the shrine that she built for caffeine. She lit the candles, and ripped off the head of an old Barbie doll and watched it melt. That was her sacrifice, so that she could receive some caffeine to write a decent story so that her newly earned friends would like her.
Just then, her soda god enlightened her to the fact that there was some Pepsi Twist downstairs.
The girl praised Suzaku, Seiryuu, Genbu, and Byakko, and ran downstairs for the first bit of caffeine that she'd had in a very long time.
Just as she was about to start writing, she heard the doorbell. Knowing that it was the FY characters, she bounded down the stairs, dragged them inside, and as she typed the words on her computer, she watched as her story came to life.
Yay!!! That was the best gift ever!!! Now the seishi are temporarily mine, and I can do to them whatever I want!!!!! By the way, I know that first line was derived from an extremely corny joke, so don't flame, please!!