Dodge The Ball
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or anything of it. Can I own Dilly?!
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*ALLEN BASHING. IF YOU LIKE ALLEN, BEWARE. But, really, who does? *
This is my first fic so be nice!
Implied Spoilers so be wary!
"Ok, so homeroom was a bore." Whined Van, rubbing his head.
Sniperwolf just sighed. Mamo-chan looked at Sniperwolf and grinned. It was not a normal day. No, because the Escaflowne gang had come to Earth, because they were accidently brought up from the light with Hitomi. They light had crossed path's with Mamo-chan and Sniperwolf's dream, causing them to come down to Sniperwolf's school. Now the group were goofing around in the hallway.
"So where are we going?" asked Allen.
Sniperwolf groaned, "You dumb blond. To gym. I told you this a million times already!"
"Hey, you're a blond too!" Allen cried.
"But I'm not a dumb one!" screamed Sniperwolf.
"Do you burn things in Gym class?" spoke up Dilandau who was currently trying to set fire to a girl's backpack.
"Hey!" the girl cried, spinning around.
"It was him!" cried Dilly, pointing to Van.
The girl slapped Van. Hitomi marched up to her. "Hey! Bitch! Just what are you doing to my man?"
"Hey! Your man! He's mine!" cried Merle, pushing Hitomi.
"Stop it, you two! People are starting to stare." Millernia hissed, as they walked into the gym.
The gym was (over) crowded as kids mucked around, the gym teachers sitting on their butts. "Where do we sit?" asked Folken.
After Sniperwolf had wiped up her drool from seeing Folken and Dilly face to face, she explained, "The guys sit over there. The girls sit over here."
Folken, Van, Diandau and Allen went to march off. "Allen? Where you going?" asked Sniperwolf, "You are clearly a girl!"
"Hey! Shut up!" cried Allen, marching off.
Everyone sat down and the teachers spoke, "Ok, class, today, we are going to play dodgeball."
The boys cheered, the girls groaned, Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan included. "Ok, so everyone pick a side. I want girls on one and guys on another." Said the fat teacher.
Everyone stood up and Van started to tease Dilandau. "Guess you have to stand in the middle, huh?" he teased Dilly.
Dilly grew angry, "Hey! Shut up! Moron! I'm a guy!"
"Yeah, sure." Van said and marched off. Dilly looked at Folken, "Hey! It isn't funny!"
Folken snorted, "Yes it is." And left.
"Is everyone ready?" asked the teachers from their places on the benches.
"No." Everyone said in unison.
"Good! Start!" cried the teachers.
Everyone started throwing the balls at each other, some catching, some missing. Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan stood there, waiting to be hit so they could go sit down and talk. Merle looked at them. "Um, what do we do?" she asked.
"Huh? You get a ball and throw it at someone." Mamo-chan said.
"But I don't want to hurt Allen!" Millernia cried.
"Then attack Van." Sniperwolf pointed out.
Hitomi rubbed her forehead, picked up a ball and threw it to the other side. The ball clearly headed to Dilandau, but he burned the ball, laughing at it's flames. He threw it back and Merle's tail got on fire. "OW! OW! IT BURNS!"
Dilly cackled, "Who wants fried kitty?"
Meanwhile, the boys were also having a hard time grasping the idea of the game, since they had no one to help them. Van had taken out his sword and was slicing the dodge balls as they were thrown at him, and they fell at his feet. "Van," groaned Folken, "You are suppose to throw the balls, not slice them to pieces."
"Are you sure, brother?" Van asked.
"Quit being mean to the balls!" cried Allen.
Dilandau set another ball on fire, looking at it burn. "Mwhahahaha! MOERO MOERO!" he wailed, throwing the ball, which caught on Millerna's skirt.
Hitomi brought out her necklace and closed her eyes. "Please.show me where the balls will come from."
At once it showed all the dodge balls heading to Hitomi at one time. Hitomi opened her eyes getting ready to block them. They all came right at her, getting her out as she fell on the floor. "Stupid necklace.could have told me sooner!" she wailed as she walked off, sitting down.
"HITOMI!" screamed Van from across the gym.
"VAN!" cried Hitomi back.
"JAJUKA!" wailed Dilandau and then blushed, "Whoops. I got all caught up in the screaming moment." He admitted.
Hitomi was out and the dodgeballs were being thrown faster. Allen looked at his feet and stopped. "Oh wow! Someone dropped a lipstick tube!" Allen leaned over and opened it, "Pink! My favorite color!"
Sniperwolf took the chance and grabbed a dodgeball and threw it to Allen. Allen opened the lipstick tube, but the dodgeball hit him the head.
"MWHAHAHAHA!" Allen looked up, thinking it was Dilandau, but saw Sniperwolf instead, "You're out! You're out!" Allen grumbled, but held his lipstick and marched off.
Another fire ball screamed past Millerna, who dodged it. "Baka!" she cried, throwing another ball at Van.
Merle held a ball in her mouth, throwing to to Folken, who opened his eyes and caught it with one hand. He yawned and threw it back. Merle tripped and fell, knocking over Mamo-chan. "Get off me!" Mamo-chan yelled.
Merle leapt up, to be hit with a ball from Van. She coughed and hit the floor. "VAN-SAMA? Why?" she screamed.
"Whoops." He muttered, laughing as Merle stormed off.
Van sliced down another ball and held his sword tightly. The dodge balls filled the air and he could hear Allen talking. "Such a perfect color.so pink."
Van glanced over to see Allen showing a boy with glasses the pink lipstick. "What was your name? Den?"
"It's Ben." The boy groaned.
"Well, pink is just your color Den." Allen replied, trying to put some on Ben.
Ben yelped and ran away, crashing into Van. Van whirled around but didn't notice as Mamo-chan pegged him off with a dodge ball. "You're out!" she cried.
"Stupid!" he cried to Ben.
"Where did Den go?" wailed Allen, putting on another coat of pink lipstick.
Van sat down away from Allen.
"Ok, so Folken and Dilandau remain." Muttered Sniperwolf.
"Yes. We got me, you and Millerna." Exclaimed Mamo-chan, holding a dodgeball.
Folken sprouted his black wings and Sniperwolf almost drowned in her own drool. Folken began flying and throwing the dodge balls. There was a high pitch scream and they looked over. Ben was fleeing from Allen, rubbing his mouth and spitting. Dilandau made another fire ball, threw it and it went towards Ben. "BEN-SAMAMAMAMAMA!" wailed Mamo-chan, running forwards.
She pushed him out of the way and the ball got her out. It.ahem.also put her hair on fire. "MY HAIR! MY HAIR!" she ran around in circles.
"Eeek!" cried Sniperwolf.
Luckily, Hitomi grabbed a hose and drenched Mamo-chan. Mamo-chan slumped down on the bench. Allen looked at her, pity in his eyes and leaned over. "Want some lipstick?"
Mamo-chan screamed and kicked Allen, who doubled over.
It was two to two now. Folken landed on the floor. There were a few other kids still playing, but all Folken wanted was to get Millerna and Sniperwolf out. Dilly was off in his own little world which involved fire, death, fire, death, fire and oh yeah! Death. "What do we do?" cried Millerna to Sniperwolf.
Sniperwolf shrugged. Folken grinned, taking out a dodgeball. Using his fake arm, he threw it with all his strength. Millerna screamed and threw a ball with such strength, it ripped Folken's to pieces and headed straight for him. "Crap." He muttered, before he fell and was out.
Sniperwolf cackled and looked over at Millerna who jumped for joy. "I got Folkie out! YEA!" she cried.
Sniperwolf was so involved with Millerna cheering she never saw the fire ball coming until it was too late. BHAM! Sniperwolf hit the floor, her hair on fire and she started screaming like Mamo-chan. Hitomi brought out the hose and sat down next to a shivering wet Mamo-chan.
"My name is BEN! Not DEN!"
"Oh, well you should have told me your name was Zen. That makes much more sense then Den. Come here Zen. Try this pink lipstick."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zen, er, I mean, Ben ran to the boy's locker room. "Wait up ZEN!" Allen chased.
The only two people left were Dilandau and Millerna now. The gym was empty, the bleachers full. Dilly (My fav guy character) and Millerna (My favorite girl character) faced each other. Dilly held a dodge ball in his hand and Millerna's dress was sticky with sweat. "Zen!" cried Allen from far away.
Millerna's heart was pounding. She was all alone. The gym was oddly slient. Millerna grabbed a dodgeball and threw it. Dilandau burned it. "MOERO MOERO BITCH PRINCESS!" he screamed.
"I HATE PINK LIPSTICK!" cried Ben.
Dilandau threw the ball back. Millerna ran away, sliding on the floor. The back wall exploded in fire. Millerna grabbed another ball, getting ready to throw it. At once, Allen and Ben came running out of the locker room. Millerna took the chance and threw the ball.
Dilandau watched as everything happened in slow motion, it seemed like. The ball headed to him, but Allen and Ben got in the way. The ball bounced off Ben's head, bouncing onto Allen's. It got tangled in his long blond hair. Allen spun around, the dodgeball flying out of his hair, and hitting Dilandau straight in the face. Dilandau was out. The ball had hit him and not touched the floor once.
All the girl's cheered and Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan ran to Millerna. Ben and Allen walked up to her also. "Great job!" cried Mamo-chan.
"Wow! That was amazing!" Sniperwolf screamed, having a new found loyalty to the color pink.
"This call for pink lipstick on Zen!" wailed Allen.
Millerna saw the tube of lipstick and grabbed it. "So that is where my pink lipstick went." Insert Anime Type Fall Here The End
Thank you for reading! Please feel free to review, flame, whatever. Thank you again!
"Ok, so homeroom was a bore." Whined Van, rubbing his head.
Sniperwolf just sighed. Mamo-chan looked at Sniperwolf and grinned. It was not a normal day. No, because the Escaflowne gang had come to Earth, because they were accidently brought up from the light with Hitomi. They light had crossed path's with Mamo-chan and Sniperwolf's dream, causing them to come down to Sniperwolf's school. Now the group were goofing around in the hallway.
"So where are we going?" asked Allen.
Sniperwolf groaned, "You dumb blond. To gym. I told you this a million times already!"
"Hey, you're a blond too!" Allen cried.
"But I'm not a dumb one!" screamed Sniperwolf.
"Do you burn things in Gym class?" spoke up Dilandau who was currently trying to set fire to a girl's backpack.
"Hey!" the girl cried, spinning around.
"It was him!" cried Dilly, pointing to Van.
The girl slapped Van. Hitomi marched up to her. "Hey! Bitch! Just what are you doing to my man?"
"Hey! Your man! He's mine!" cried Merle, pushing Hitomi.
"Stop it, you two! People are starting to stare." Millernia hissed, as they walked into the gym.
The gym was (over) crowded as kids mucked around, the gym teachers sitting on their butts. "Where do we sit?" asked Folken.
After Sniperwolf had wiped up her drool from seeing Folken and Dilly face to face, she explained, "The guys sit over there. The girls sit over here."
Folken, Van, Diandau and Allen went to march off. "Allen? Where you going?" asked Sniperwolf, "You are clearly a girl!"
"Hey! Shut up!" cried Allen, marching off.
Everyone sat down and the teachers spoke, "Ok, class, today, we are going to play dodgeball."
The boys cheered, the girls groaned, Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan included. "Ok, so everyone pick a side. I want girls on one and guys on another." Said the fat teacher.
Everyone stood up and Van started to tease Dilandau. "Guess you have to stand in the middle, huh?" he teased Dilly.
Dilly grew angry, "Hey! Shut up! Moron! I'm a guy!"
"Yeah, sure." Van said and marched off. Dilly looked at Folken, "Hey! It isn't funny!"
Folken snorted, "Yes it is." And left.
"Is everyone ready?" asked the teachers from their places on the benches.
"No." Everyone said in unison.
"Good! Start!" cried the teachers.
Everyone started throwing the balls at each other, some catching, some missing. Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan stood there, waiting to be hit so they could go sit down and talk. Merle looked at them. "Um, what do we do?" she asked.
"Huh? You get a ball and throw it at someone." Mamo-chan said.
"But I don't want to hurt Allen!" Millernia cried.
"Then attack Van." Sniperwolf pointed out.
Hitomi rubbed her forehead, picked up a ball and threw it to the other side. The ball clearly headed to Dilandau, but he burned the ball, laughing at it's flames. He threw it back and Merle's tail got on fire. "OW! OW! IT BURNS!"
Dilly cackled, "Who wants fried kitty?"
Meanwhile, the boys were also having a hard time grasping the idea of the game, since they had no one to help them. Van had taken out his sword and was slicing the dodge balls as they were thrown at him, and they fell at his feet. "Van," groaned Folken, "You are suppose to throw the balls, not slice them to pieces."
"Are you sure, brother?" Van asked.
"Quit being mean to the balls!" cried Allen.
Dilandau set another ball on fire, looking at it burn. "Mwhahahaha! MOERO MOERO!" he wailed, throwing the ball, which caught on Millerna's skirt.
Hitomi brought out her necklace and closed her eyes. "Please.show me where the balls will come from."
At once it showed all the dodge balls heading to Hitomi at one time. Hitomi opened her eyes getting ready to block them. They all came right at her, getting her out as she fell on the floor. "Stupid necklace.could have told me sooner!" she wailed as she walked off, sitting down.
"HITOMI!" screamed Van from across the gym.
"VAN!" cried Hitomi back.
"JAJUKA!" wailed Dilandau and then blushed, "Whoops. I got all caught up in the screaming moment." He admitted.
Hitomi was out and the dodgeballs were being thrown faster. Allen looked at his feet and stopped. "Oh wow! Someone dropped a lipstick tube!" Allen leaned over and opened it, "Pink! My favorite color!"
Sniperwolf took the chance and grabbed a dodgeball and threw it to Allen. Allen opened the lipstick tube, but the dodgeball hit him the head.
"MWHAHAHAHA!" Allen looked up, thinking it was Dilandau, but saw Sniperwolf instead, "You're out! You're out!" Allen grumbled, but held his lipstick and marched off.
Another fire ball screamed past Millerna, who dodged it. "Baka!" she cried, throwing another ball at Van.
Merle held a ball in her mouth, throwing to to Folken, who opened his eyes and caught it with one hand. He yawned and threw it back. Merle tripped and fell, knocking over Mamo-chan. "Get off me!" Mamo-chan yelled.
Merle leapt up, to be hit with a ball from Van. She coughed and hit the floor. "VAN-SAMA? Why?" she screamed.
"Whoops." He muttered, laughing as Merle stormed off.
Van sliced down another ball and held his sword tightly. The dodge balls filled the air and he could hear Allen talking. "Such a perfect color.so pink."
Van glanced over to see Allen showing a boy with glasses the pink lipstick. "What was your name? Den?"
"It's Ben." The boy groaned.
"Well, pink is just your color Den." Allen replied, trying to put some on Ben.
Ben yelped and ran away, crashing into Van. Van whirled around but didn't notice as Mamo-chan pegged him off with a dodge ball. "You're out!" she cried.
"Stupid!" he cried to Ben.
"Where did Den go?" wailed Allen, putting on another coat of pink lipstick.
Van sat down away from Allen.
"Ok, so Folken and Dilandau remain." Muttered Sniperwolf.
"Yes. We got me, you and Millerna." Exclaimed Mamo-chan, holding a dodgeball.
Folken sprouted his black wings and Sniperwolf almost drowned in her own drool. Folken began flying and throwing the dodge balls. There was a high pitch scream and they looked over. Ben was fleeing from Allen, rubbing his mouth and spitting. Dilandau made another fire ball, threw it and it went towards Ben. "BEN-SAMAMAMAMAMA!" wailed Mamo-chan, running forwards.
She pushed him out of the way and the ball got her out. It.ahem.also put her hair on fire. "MY HAIR! MY HAIR!" she ran around in circles.
"Eeek!" cried Sniperwolf.
Luckily, Hitomi grabbed a hose and drenched Mamo-chan. Mamo-chan slumped down on the bench. Allen looked at her, pity in his eyes and leaned over. "Want some lipstick?"
Mamo-chan screamed and kicked Allen, who doubled over.
It was two to two now. Folken landed on the floor. There were a few other kids still playing, but all Folken wanted was to get Millerna and Sniperwolf out. Dilly was off in his own little world which involved fire, death, fire, death, fire and oh yeah! Death. "What do we do?" cried Millerna to Sniperwolf.
Sniperwolf shrugged. Folken grinned, taking out a dodgeball. Using his fake arm, he threw it with all his strength. Millerna screamed and threw a ball with such strength, it ripped Folken's to pieces and headed straight for him. "Crap." He muttered, before he fell and was out.
Sniperwolf cackled and looked over at Millerna who jumped for joy. "I got Folkie out! YEA!" she cried.
Sniperwolf was so involved with Millerna cheering she never saw the fire ball coming until it was too late. BHAM! Sniperwolf hit the floor, her hair on fire and she started screaming like Mamo-chan. Hitomi brought out the hose and sat down next to a shivering wet Mamo-chan.
"My name is BEN! Not DEN!"
"Oh, well you should have told me your name was Zen. That makes much more sense then Den. Come here Zen. Try this pink lipstick."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zen, er, I mean, Ben ran to the boy's locker room. "Wait up ZEN!" Allen chased.
The only two people left were Dilandau and Millerna now. The gym was empty, the bleachers full. Dilly (My fav guy character) and Millerna (My favorite girl character) faced each other. Dilly held a dodge ball in his hand and Millerna's dress was sticky with sweat. "Zen!" cried Allen from far away.
Millerna's heart was pounding. She was all alone. The gym was oddly slient. Millerna grabbed a dodgeball and threw it. Dilandau burned it. "MOERO MOERO BITCH PRINCESS!" he screamed.
"I HATE PINK LIPSTICK!" cried Ben.
Dilandau threw the ball back. Millerna ran away, sliding on the floor. The back wall exploded in fire. Millerna grabbed another ball, getting ready to throw it. At once, Allen and Ben came running out of the locker room. Millerna took the chance and threw the ball.
Dilandau watched as everything happened in slow motion, it seemed like. The ball headed to him, but Allen and Ben got in the way. The ball bounced off Ben's head, bouncing onto Allen's. It got tangled in his long blond hair. Allen spun around, the dodgeball flying out of his hair, and hitting Dilandau straight in the face. Dilandau was out. The ball had hit him and not touched the floor once.
All the girl's cheered and Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan ran to Millerna. Ben and Allen walked up to her also. "Great job!" cried Mamo-chan.
"Wow! That was amazing!" Sniperwolf screamed, having a new found loyalty to the color pink.
"This call for pink lipstick on Zen!" wailed Allen.
Millerna saw the tube of lipstick and grabbed it. "So that is where my pink lipstick went." Insert Anime Type Fall Here The End
Thank you for reading! Please feel free to review, flame, whatever. Thank you again!