Eating Lunch
Disclaimer: Though I wished dearly I owned Escaflowne and Folken and Dilly,
I don't. Too bad, huh? But what I do own is my mind and all the twisted
things that come from it! So mwhahahaha.
This is another chapter that takes place after the dodge ball game. I would like to give a special thanks to Aurora for this idea and Harmony for making me deicide to write it.. Thanks to all who reviewed! Arigato!
Implied Spoliers
ALLEN BASHING! DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME ABOUT ALLEN, BECAUSE I HAVE WARNED YOU!
Sorry for spelling errors, but work with me here.
"Where are we going now?" whined Van.
Merle looked away, hissing at him. She had been angry ever since Van had gotten her out at the dodge ball game. Millerna was grinning like a fool, since she had won. Dilly was trying to set her dress on fire, but failing, because Allen kept on trying to put makeup over his mouth. "Will you quit it?" screamed Dilly.
Sniperwolf sighed and looked over at Mamo-chan. "Now what?" asked Folken.
"Lunch." Replied Sniperwolf.
There was a tired cheer and they entered the lunchroom. Kids were milling around, teachers yelling and food being dropped on the floor. Hitomi drew a sweatdrop, "Busy, isn't it?"
"It's an over crowded school. What did you except?" muttered Mamo-chan.
"Look!" cried Allen, "It's ZEN!"
Allen called for Ben and Ben looked up. He screamed and ran somewhere. "Isn't that cute? He wants to play chase! I guess I am it!" and Allen ran off.
"Is he stupid?" asked Van.
"Yes." Replied Millerna, looking around.
"Ok, let's all get in line." Snieprwolf exclaimed.
Dilly glanced around the lunchroom, stroking his face. They all got in line and some kid butted in front of Dilly and Folken. "Excuse me sir?" Folken said, spinning the boy around, "You seemed to have butted in front of us."
"Oh, have I? I'm so sorry Cloak Boy and Little He/She here was in front of me, but now I am."
"Please, sir, just move. You won't get hurt." Folken muttered.
Dilly was being held back by Hitomi and Merle, as he tried to reach for his flamethrower. "Whatever." The kid said.
Folken told Merle and Hitomi to let Dilly go. Dilly brought out his flamethrower and cackled. "MOERO MOERO!"
The kid was burnt and fell over dead. "Who wants dead kid?" Dilly jeered.
Everyone sighed. Millerna let out a little gasp and lifted up her foot to show an unknown substance. "What.the? My shoes! My poor shoes!"
"What is that?" Mamo-chan groaned.
Sniperwolf shrugged, "It's prob. Been there since the school opened."
"Ew!" Millerna exclaimed and gingerly put her foot back down on the floor.
The lunch lined moved on when Mamo-chan reached for a salad. At once, a head came out of it. Mamo-chan shrieked. "SHHH!" cried the boy.
"Ben?" Mamo-chan exclaimed, stunned.
"He isn't here, right?" he muttered.
"Who?"
"Allen.that guy with the pink lipstick and blond hair."
"I don't know where he went." Mamo-chan explained and helped him get out of the salad.
"Oh my." Hitomi muttered, looking at Ben.
Ben wiped his forhead and took a salad. Dilly looked at him in disgust. "You know what goes good with salad?" Dilly asked.
"No, what?" Ben said.
"Fire! MO-"
Van pushed Dilly into the salads and Dilly groaned, looking up. "You dare push ME? Burn VAN!" Dilly cried.
A fight broke out. The two began to fight on the floor. "No! Dilly! Stop it!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Van! Don't!" screamed Hitomi.
Folken just sighed. As Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan tried to stop the fight, everyone else went up to the register. "How much?" Merle asked.
The women didn't turn around. "Helllloooo?" dragged on Ben.
The figure turned around. "Zen! You left me all alone! I missed you!" Allen reached over and hugged Ben.
Ben screamed, because Allen had makeup and that pink lipstick on. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed.
The rest of the group left the area to the tables. Dilly and Van returned, Sniperwolf holding Dilly, Mamo-chan holding Van. They slumped down to the table. Folken poked the food with a fork.
"What is this?" he asked.
"Um.it's called food, but we don't think it is." Mamo-chan said, throwing out something they called a 'hamburger.'
"Their word, not mine." She groaned.
Millerna looked at it, "I do not eat such things! This isn't food! It is god awful!" Millerna spat it out.
"I lovey wovey dove you, Zen!" called Allen.
There was a flash and Sniperwolf saw it was Ben running, with Allen close behind. "Just a smear? Please!" Allen cried.
"Why did you let him keep that?" asked Hitomi.
"He liked it and.we all know he was mentally unstable since Marlena's death." Millerna replied.
"My stomache hurts." Muttered Van, pushing the food away.
Sniperwolf's eyes narrowed, "You didn't eat their taco, did you?"
"Was that the thing with a hard shell, meat in the middle and a weird bug?"
"BUG?!" cried everyone, jumping up.
"You mean that wasn't part of the meal?" Van shrieked.
A cockroach scurried across the floor. "BURN!" Dilly screamed.
"THAT WAS IN MY MEAL?" cried Van.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Folken lunged, his hands covering the cockroach.
"What are you DOING?" cried Sniperwolf.
Folken closed his eyes, "I use to have a teddy bear. Mr. Monkey was his name. After Dilandau burned him, I've been without a pet. You must let me keep him."
Mamo-chan sighed and looked at Sniperwolf, "Ok." They muttered.
Folken looked at the cockroach, "I'll name you.Dog."
The lunch bell rang and everyone went to throw out their trays. Folken rocked Dog like a baby and smiled at him. "This is getting pretty twisted." Remarked Mamo-chan.
"Tell me about it." Muttered Sniperwolf.
Ben ran by them and fell on the floor, "Can't run anymore." he whispered.
At once, Allen ran in, holding a magazine. Ben just looked up, tired. "Oh my god! Look at this! It's called a Makeup Store!" Allen wailed, shoving the ad in Sniperwolf's face.
"Yeah, we have those here." She said, rolling her eyes.
"Can we go? Can we? PLEASE? I'm all out of pink lipstick!" Allen wailed.
Everyone looked at each other.
The End
(Or Is it? Do you want another chapter? Tell me!)
This is another chapter that takes place after the dodge ball game. I would like to give a special thanks to Aurora for this idea and Harmony for making me deicide to write it.. Thanks to all who reviewed! Arigato!
Implied Spoliers
ALLEN BASHING! DON'T BOTHER FLAMING ME ABOUT ALLEN, BECAUSE I HAVE WARNED YOU!
Sorry for spelling errors, but work with me here.
"Where are we going now?" whined Van.
Merle looked away, hissing at him. She had been angry ever since Van had gotten her out at the dodge ball game. Millerna was grinning like a fool, since she had won. Dilly was trying to set her dress on fire, but failing, because Allen kept on trying to put makeup over his mouth. "Will you quit it?" screamed Dilly.
Sniperwolf sighed and looked over at Mamo-chan. "Now what?" asked Folken.
"Lunch." Replied Sniperwolf.
There was a tired cheer and they entered the lunchroom. Kids were milling around, teachers yelling and food being dropped on the floor. Hitomi drew a sweatdrop, "Busy, isn't it?"
"It's an over crowded school. What did you except?" muttered Mamo-chan.
"Look!" cried Allen, "It's ZEN!"
Allen called for Ben and Ben looked up. He screamed and ran somewhere. "Isn't that cute? He wants to play chase! I guess I am it!" and Allen ran off.
"Is he stupid?" asked Van.
"Yes." Replied Millerna, looking around.
"Ok, let's all get in line." Snieprwolf exclaimed.
Dilly glanced around the lunchroom, stroking his face. They all got in line and some kid butted in front of Dilly and Folken. "Excuse me sir?" Folken said, spinning the boy around, "You seemed to have butted in front of us."
"Oh, have I? I'm so sorry Cloak Boy and Little He/She here was in front of me, but now I am."
"Please, sir, just move. You won't get hurt." Folken muttered.
Dilly was being held back by Hitomi and Merle, as he tried to reach for his flamethrower. "Whatever." The kid said.
Folken told Merle and Hitomi to let Dilly go. Dilly brought out his flamethrower and cackled. "MOERO MOERO!"
The kid was burnt and fell over dead. "Who wants dead kid?" Dilly jeered.
Everyone sighed. Millerna let out a little gasp and lifted up her foot to show an unknown substance. "What.the? My shoes! My poor shoes!"
"What is that?" Mamo-chan groaned.
Sniperwolf shrugged, "It's prob. Been there since the school opened."
"Ew!" Millerna exclaimed and gingerly put her foot back down on the floor.
The lunch lined moved on when Mamo-chan reached for a salad. At once, a head came out of it. Mamo-chan shrieked. "SHHH!" cried the boy.
"Ben?" Mamo-chan exclaimed, stunned.
"He isn't here, right?" he muttered.
"Who?"
"Allen.that guy with the pink lipstick and blond hair."
"I don't know where he went." Mamo-chan explained and helped him get out of the salad.
"Oh my." Hitomi muttered, looking at Ben.
Ben wiped his forhead and took a salad. Dilly looked at him in disgust. "You know what goes good with salad?" Dilly asked.
"No, what?" Ben said.
"Fire! MO-"
Van pushed Dilly into the salads and Dilly groaned, looking up. "You dare push ME? Burn VAN!" Dilly cried.
A fight broke out. The two began to fight on the floor. "No! Dilly! Stop it!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Van! Don't!" screamed Hitomi.
Folken just sighed. As Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan tried to stop the fight, everyone else went up to the register. "How much?" Merle asked.
The women didn't turn around. "Helllloooo?" dragged on Ben.
The figure turned around. "Zen! You left me all alone! I missed you!" Allen reached over and hugged Ben.
Ben screamed, because Allen had makeup and that pink lipstick on. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed.
The rest of the group left the area to the tables. Dilly and Van returned, Sniperwolf holding Dilly, Mamo-chan holding Van. They slumped down to the table. Folken poked the food with a fork.
"What is this?" he asked.
"Um.it's called food, but we don't think it is." Mamo-chan said, throwing out something they called a 'hamburger.'
"Their word, not mine." She groaned.
Millerna looked at it, "I do not eat such things! This isn't food! It is god awful!" Millerna spat it out.
"I lovey wovey dove you, Zen!" called Allen.
There was a flash and Sniperwolf saw it was Ben running, with Allen close behind. "Just a smear? Please!" Allen cried.
"Why did you let him keep that?" asked Hitomi.
"He liked it and.we all know he was mentally unstable since Marlena's death." Millerna replied.
"My stomache hurts." Muttered Van, pushing the food away.
Sniperwolf's eyes narrowed, "You didn't eat their taco, did you?"
"Was that the thing with a hard shell, meat in the middle and a weird bug?"
"BUG?!" cried everyone, jumping up.
"You mean that wasn't part of the meal?" Van shrieked.
A cockroach scurried across the floor. "BURN!" Dilly screamed.
"THAT WAS IN MY MEAL?" cried Van.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Folken lunged, his hands covering the cockroach.
"What are you DOING?" cried Sniperwolf.
Folken closed his eyes, "I use to have a teddy bear. Mr. Monkey was his name. After Dilandau burned him, I've been without a pet. You must let me keep him."
Mamo-chan sighed and looked at Sniperwolf, "Ok." They muttered.
Folken looked at the cockroach, "I'll name you.Dog."
The lunch bell rang and everyone went to throw out their trays. Folken rocked Dog like a baby and smiled at him. "This is getting pretty twisted." Remarked Mamo-chan.
"Tell me about it." Muttered Sniperwolf.
Ben ran by them and fell on the floor, "Can't run anymore." he whispered.
At once, Allen ran in, holding a magazine. Ben just looked up, tired. "Oh my god! Look at this! It's called a Makeup Store!" Allen wailed, shoving the ad in Sniperwolf's face.
"Yeah, we have those here." She said, rolling her eyes.
"Can we go? Can we? PLEASE? I'm all out of pink lipstick!" Allen wailed.
Everyone looked at each other.
The End
(Or Is it? Do you want another chapter? Tell me!)