The Makeup Store
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or anything from it! I LOVE DILLY AND FOLKEN! Thank you.
MAJOR ALLEN BASHING FOLKS. Flame me, I do not care.
Thank you to all who wanted me to write more! Third chapter now! And to think this was going to be a one chapter story!
Sorry if there are spelling errors!
"Now what?" whined Van.
Sniperwolf looked around the driveway and sighed. Folken was holding Dog, Millerna was shutting a compact mirror, Hitomi was looking at Van, and Dilly was setting fire to the end of Allen's hair. Allen was talking, well trying, to talk with Mamo-chan. Mamo-chan was talking with her boyfriend, Ben.
"We need someone to drive."
"MEEEEEEEEEE!" cried Allen.
"NO!" wailed Sniperwolf and everyone else.
Allen grew sad and wiped his eyes, looking at his smudged makeup. "But I'm the one with the idea to go to the makeup store."
"NO!" exclaimed everyone.
Allen went silent, whispering to his tube of lipstick. "Why don't you guys drive?" Van asked.
"We aren't of legal age." Explained Mamo-chan and Sniperwolf.
"I'll drive!" and Dilly bounded in the driver's front seat.
"No!" cried Van.
Sniperwolf rubbed her eyes, "Just let him drive. I'll sit up front, to help him drive."
Mamo-chan leaned over and whispered, "Is that all you'll help him with?"
"Shut up!" wailed Sniperwolf, about to slap Mamo-chan.
Mamo-chan backed away and everyone got in the car.
The Seating Order: *For those who care *
Driver Seat: Dilandau
Passenger Seat: Sniperwolf
In the Middle:
First Seat: Van
Second Seat: Merle
Third Seat: Hitomi
At The Back:
Fourth Seat: Mamo-chan
Fifth Seat: Ben
Sixth Seat: Allen
And Sitting on the floor, because they are all out of seats: Folken.
"So what do I do?" asked Dilly.
Sniperwolf wiped sweat off her face and told herself to calm down, "Perhaps we should walk? " "The place is halfway across town! I wanna ride in the carrrrrrrrrrrr." Allen whined.
"Why is he sitting next to me?" asked Ben to Sniperwolf.
"Because I love you!" Allen started cuddling him like a teddy bear.
"Put the keys in the hole."
"Why is Merle sitting in the middle of Van and I?" asked Hitomi.
"To make sure you and Van-sama don't do anything." Merle replied.
Hitomi sighed, slumping back in her seat. "Wait a second." Sniperwolf said.
"What?"
"Where is Millerna?"
There was silence for a while. Mamo-chan sighed.
"I know where."
Mamo-chan got out of the car and opened the trunk. Millerna was crammed in there.
"What are you doing?" Mamo-chan asked.
"There weren't any seats."
"You can sit with Folken on the floor."
"Folken and that dog?"
"You're giving blonds a bad name, and when you do that, Sniperwolf gets mad."
Millerna sighed, "Why does she care?"
"Because she's a blond."
"I know - I'll just sit next to Folken."
Soon, the car was going not so smoothly across the road.
"Dilly! Look out! No! Dilly, turn! That was A RED LIGHT!"
Dilly spun the wheel, jammed his foot on the gas and finally almost crashed the car into the makeup store.
"YEA!" Allen leapt out, dragging Ben with him, "Come on Zen!"
"It's BEN!"
"You told me it was Zen and know you are changing it back to Den?" Allen sighed.
Everyone followed meekly in, and looked around. Millena's eyes grew wide.
"Black makeup?" she said in disgust.
Sniperwolf looked sly, "What is wrong with black makeup?"
"Who would wear it?"
Sniperwolf gave Millerna a school photo.
"What is this?" she asked.
"It's me. Wearing all black for so called 'spring photos.'"
Millerna gulped, "You wear black makeup?"
"Red and black." She corrected.
"Red is the color of fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Dilly swooned.
Sniperwolf grinned, "Let's go make fun of Allen!"
"Ok!" Dilly cheered.
They linked arms and skipped away.
Meanwhile, Allen was jumping around, looking at eye liner to lipstick.
"Oh look! Red! I bet Dilly would want to try some of this!" Allen let go of Ben, who fell on the floor.
There was a loud CRUSH. Everyone slowly spun around. Ben got up and tried to look at his back. Hitomi gasped.
"Oh crap." Muttered Van.
"You! You! YOU KILLED DOG!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Folken fell to the floor, sobbing. Hitomi leaned next to him.
"It's Ok, Folken."
"He's dead! All dead!" He cried.
Allen sighed and spun around quickly, grabbing Dilly and uncapping the red lipstick. "NOO! GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU GIRL!"
"Me?" Allen snickered.
"HEY! SHUT UP!" Dilly cried.
Allen was kicked in the balls and fell to the floor. Dilly gasped for breath.
"Is there a problem here?" came a voice.
Everyone looked up to see.
"Dryden? You work here?" floated Millerna's voice.
"Yes. And who is buying makeup today?" Dryden said, adjusting his bow.
"Allen."
Dryden sighed, "I should have known."
Sniperwolf looked at Folken sobbing, Ben who looked guilty, Mamo-chan who was sitting in a chair, Dilly who was banging his head against a wall, Millerna who was flirting with Dryden and Allen who had just discovered how great glitter make up when Sniperwolf knew it was time to leave.
"Come on everyone! Time to go!" She called.
Dilly joined Sniperwolf, as did everyone else. Folken rubbed his eyes.
"It's ok, Folkie." Sniperwolf said, giving him a hug.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO!" Allen wailed.
Dryden was tugging on Allen, who was screaming.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"Some help here." Dryden groaned.
Everyone tugged on Allen, finally landing outside the store. Allen opened his bag of all the things he had bought.
"What did you buy?" asked Van and Hitomi, trying to make out, but Merle was keeping an eye on them.
Allen held out the bag for everyone to look in.
"PINK LIPSTICK?" cried Ben. "THAT IS ALL YOU BOUGHT?"
"It's all for you!" cried Allen.
"Um, someone? I don't think we can use the car." Dilly's voice said.
They all looked over to see it up in flames.
"I suppose we have to call a cab." Muttered Mamo-chan.
Sniperwolf nodded.
The End
Or do you guys want me to write another chapter? I'd been happy to! Review and tell me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or anything from it! I LOVE DILLY AND FOLKEN! Thank you.
MAJOR ALLEN BASHING FOLKS. Flame me, I do not care.
Thank you to all who wanted me to write more! Third chapter now! And to think this was going to be a one chapter story!
Sorry if there are spelling errors!
"Now what?" whined Van.
Sniperwolf looked around the driveway and sighed. Folken was holding Dog, Millerna was shutting a compact mirror, Hitomi was looking at Van, and Dilly was setting fire to the end of Allen's hair. Allen was talking, well trying, to talk with Mamo-chan. Mamo-chan was talking with her boyfriend, Ben.
"We need someone to drive."
"MEEEEEEEEEE!" cried Allen.
"NO!" wailed Sniperwolf and everyone else.
Allen grew sad and wiped his eyes, looking at his smudged makeup. "But I'm the one with the idea to go to the makeup store."
"NO!" exclaimed everyone.
Allen went silent, whispering to his tube of lipstick. "Why don't you guys drive?" Van asked.
"We aren't of legal age." Explained Mamo-chan and Sniperwolf.
"I'll drive!" and Dilly bounded in the driver's front seat.
"No!" cried Van.
Sniperwolf rubbed her eyes, "Just let him drive. I'll sit up front, to help him drive."
Mamo-chan leaned over and whispered, "Is that all you'll help him with?"
"Shut up!" wailed Sniperwolf, about to slap Mamo-chan.
Mamo-chan backed away and everyone got in the car.
The Seating Order: *For those who care *
Driver Seat: Dilandau
Passenger Seat: Sniperwolf
In the Middle:
First Seat: Van
Second Seat: Merle
Third Seat: Hitomi
At The Back:
Fourth Seat: Mamo-chan
Fifth Seat: Ben
Sixth Seat: Allen
And Sitting on the floor, because they are all out of seats: Folken.
"So what do I do?" asked Dilly.
Sniperwolf wiped sweat off her face and told herself to calm down, "Perhaps we should walk? " "The place is halfway across town! I wanna ride in the carrrrrrrrrrrr." Allen whined.
"Why is he sitting next to me?" asked Ben to Sniperwolf.
"Because I love you!" Allen started cuddling him like a teddy bear.
"Put the keys in the hole."
"Why is Merle sitting in the middle of Van and I?" asked Hitomi.
"To make sure you and Van-sama don't do anything." Merle replied.
Hitomi sighed, slumping back in her seat. "Wait a second." Sniperwolf said.
"What?"
"Where is Millerna?"
There was silence for a while. Mamo-chan sighed.
"I know where."
Mamo-chan got out of the car and opened the trunk. Millerna was crammed in there.
"What are you doing?" Mamo-chan asked.
"There weren't any seats."
"You can sit with Folken on the floor."
"Folken and that dog?"
"You're giving blonds a bad name, and when you do that, Sniperwolf gets mad."
Millerna sighed, "Why does she care?"
"Because she's a blond."
"I know - I'll just sit next to Folken."
Soon, the car was going not so smoothly across the road.
"Dilly! Look out! No! Dilly, turn! That was A RED LIGHT!"
Dilly spun the wheel, jammed his foot on the gas and finally almost crashed the car into the makeup store.
"YEA!" Allen leapt out, dragging Ben with him, "Come on Zen!"
"It's BEN!"
"You told me it was Zen and know you are changing it back to Den?" Allen sighed.
Everyone followed meekly in, and looked around. Millena's eyes grew wide.
"Black makeup?" she said in disgust.
Sniperwolf looked sly, "What is wrong with black makeup?"
"Who would wear it?"
Sniperwolf gave Millerna a school photo.
"What is this?" she asked.
"It's me. Wearing all black for so called 'spring photos.'"
Millerna gulped, "You wear black makeup?"
"Red and black." She corrected.
"Red is the color of fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Dilly swooned.
Sniperwolf grinned, "Let's go make fun of Allen!"
"Ok!" Dilly cheered.
They linked arms and skipped away.
Meanwhile, Allen was jumping around, looking at eye liner to lipstick.
"Oh look! Red! I bet Dilly would want to try some of this!" Allen let go of Ben, who fell on the floor.
There was a loud CRUSH. Everyone slowly spun around. Ben got up and tried to look at his back. Hitomi gasped.
"Oh crap." Muttered Van.
"You! You! YOU KILLED DOG!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Folken fell to the floor, sobbing. Hitomi leaned next to him.
"It's Ok, Folken."
"He's dead! All dead!" He cried.
Allen sighed and spun around quickly, grabbing Dilly and uncapping the red lipstick. "NOO! GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU GIRL!"
"Me?" Allen snickered.
"HEY! SHUT UP!" Dilly cried.
Allen was kicked in the balls and fell to the floor. Dilly gasped for breath.
"Is there a problem here?" came a voice.
Everyone looked up to see.
"Dryden? You work here?" floated Millerna's voice.
"Yes. And who is buying makeup today?" Dryden said, adjusting his bow.
"Allen."
Dryden sighed, "I should have known."
Sniperwolf looked at Folken sobbing, Ben who looked guilty, Mamo-chan who was sitting in a chair, Dilly who was banging his head against a wall, Millerna who was flirting with Dryden and Allen who had just discovered how great glitter make up when Sniperwolf knew it was time to leave.
"Come on everyone! Time to go!" She called.
Dilly joined Sniperwolf, as did everyone else. Folken rubbed his eyes.
"It's ok, Folkie." Sniperwolf said, giving him a hug.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO!" Allen wailed.
Dryden was tugging on Allen, who was screaming.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"Some help here." Dryden groaned.
Everyone tugged on Allen, finally landing outside the store. Allen opened his bag of all the things he had bought.
"What did you buy?" asked Van and Hitomi, trying to make out, but Merle was keeping an eye on them.
Allen held out the bag for everyone to look in.
"PINK LIPSTICK?" cried Ben. "THAT IS ALL YOU BOUGHT?"
"It's all for you!" cried Allen.
"Um, someone? I don't think we can use the car." Dilly's voice said.
They all looked over to see it up in flames.
"I suppose we have to call a cab." Muttered Mamo-chan.
Sniperwolf nodded.
The End
Or do you guys want me to write another chapter? I'd been happy to! Review and tell me!