The Cab Ride
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne. I wished I owned Dilly and Folken. On the other side, I am glad I do not own Allen! I do not own anything from Grand Theft Auto 3, and I do not own the band, Kittie. I also do not own Metal Gear Solid. I would like too. I would love to own Raiden. Thank you.
Chapter four already? Wow! I already hve chapter five planned out! So please, read and review!
ALLEN BASHING! Well, duh. The whole story has had Allen bashing in it.
"You're telling me we have to take a cab?" asked Van.
"Yes." Said Sniperwolf.
"What is a cab?" asked Merle.
"A cab is a car that has a driver and he or she takes you to where you want to go." Hitomi pointed out.
"Really?" asked Dilandau.
Allen was sitting happily on the sidewalk, holding down Ben, trying to put pink lipstick on him.
"No! I HATE PINK! GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSE TO WEAR MAKEUP!" Ben wailed.
"What are spouting nonsense for?" cried Allen, trying to pin him down.
"Get off my boyfriend!" cried Mamo-chan.
Folken was still very upset over Dog's death and did not care if Ben died.
"I need a cell phone." Sniperwolf said.
"I have one."
Hitomi gave one to Sniperwolf and she smiled in return, dialing in number.
"Hitomi, you're so smart." Swooned Van.
"Hello? Yes, we need a cab. Uh-huh." Sniperwolf spoke in the phone.
Dilly walked up to Millerna.
"You know, I never told you what a great dodgeball player you were."
Millena blushed, "Really? Thank you!"
"Yeah. I also wanted to know, do you always go for people who wear makeup, or Allen just an exception?" Dilly sneered.
"BAKA!" cried Millerna, slapping him.
"Hey!"
The two were about to fight when a cab veered up to them.
"That was quick." Remarked Merle.
Everyone filed in the cab. The cab driver turned around.
"Dryden?" asked everyone.
Dryden laughed, "Part time job you know." He said, chuckling.
"Um, yeah. Can you take us home?"
"Sure, no problem, Sniper." Dryden said, switching on the radio.
For all you Grand Theft Auto 3 fans out there, he put on K.Jah. *Isn't that channel killer? Have you ever just sat and listened to it? It's funny! So listen to it! *
"What is this?" asked Folken.
Dryden was singing along with one of the songs.
"Can't you play Kittie?" Sniperwolf asked.
"Yeah! Kittie!"
"No! They are nothing but noise!" Dryden cried.
Sniperwolf slumped back in her seat, "Not true! Kittie kicks ass!"
The cab swerved and spun around. Everyone flew around with the cab.
"Geez! This isn't Grand Theft Auto!" screamed Mamo-chan.
Van puked, since he always does.
"Eeek! Van!" cried Hitomi.
There was a soft snap and all of a sudden, Allen started to cry. He opened his hands to show a broken lipstick tube.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I only have 20 more tubes left!"
Ben muttered something and Dryden made another sharp turn. They all flew against the window.
"Ow!" Millerna cried.
"I am touching something I don't want to touch!" cried Hitomi.
Dilandau snickered.
"Can you slow DOWN Dryden!" screamed Folken. Dryden slammed on the breaks and they all fell forward.
"What is this furry thing?" cried Allen and bit it.
Merle leapt up, "THAT WAS MY TAIL DUMBASS!"
"Yummy! How about some lipstick?" called Allen.
"Are we home yet?" asked Sniperwolf, who had * accidently * fallen against Dilandau.
Dryden spun around, "Don't tell me how to drive my cab, ok? This is my cab, and I drive it the way I want it!"
Everyone nodded meekly and the cab went full speed again. K - Jah blared through the speakers.
"What is this music?" cried Van.
"DON'T DITCH K-JAH!" wailed Dryden.
Allen leaned over and put some lipstick on Folken. Folken punched him.
"It matches your tear!" Allen protested.
"Stop it!" Millerna cried.
Hitomi's face had turned green. Van held her.
"It's ok, my love-"
Hitomi puked all over Van. Van groaned in disgust and Allen took the chance smear lipstick on him. Van turned at the last second, so it made a pink smear up his right cheek.
"Wow! You have a scar too!" cried Allen.
Allen turned and put on pink blush on Dilly's pale face. Dilly screamed and was about to burn him when the car stopped.
"We're home!" screamed Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan.
They shoved everyone out of the car and paid Dryden, who whizzed off. Sniperwolf and everyone else crawled into the house and sat around on chairs and such. Dilly went to the playroom. There was a large snap and Dilly laughed.
"I cracked his neck!"
"What game are you playing?" called Sniperwolf.
"It's called.Metal Gear Solid 2."
Sniperwolf grinned, "I love that game."
"Yeah, you name yourself after the first one." Mamo-chan grumbled.
There was a sudden shriek and Merle leapt up to Sniperwolf.
"Look! A Sing Along Bar! You sing to your favorite songs! Can we go? Tonight? PLEASEEEEEEEEE?"
"No!" Mamo-chan cried.
This was followed by another neck snap.
"Go RAIDEN!" screamed Dilly.
Folken was watching the game also, "He kind of looks like you."
"Raiden is better than Snake." Sniperwolf mumbled.
"Snake is still cool." Whispered Mamo-chan.
Allen had tied Ben down and was putting makeup on him.
"We had to go to a stupid dogeball game, then we had to eat a so called lunch and go to a makeup store, ride a cab and we can't do WHAT I WANT?" screamed Merle.
"It sounds like fun." Millerna added.
After another neck snap and a jeer from Dilly, Sniperwolf caved.
"Ok. Come on."
And everyone stood up.
The End
Or is it? Should I make another chapter?
Don't get me wrong Metal Gear Solid Lovers. I love Snake, but like Raiden better. He's hotter. ( Sniperwolf from the first one is still the coolest!
Review/Flame!
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne. I wished I owned Dilly and Folken. On the other side, I am glad I do not own Allen! I do not own anything from Grand Theft Auto 3, and I do not own the band, Kittie. I also do not own Metal Gear Solid. I would like too. I would love to own Raiden. Thank you.
Chapter four already? Wow! I already hve chapter five planned out! So please, read and review!
ALLEN BASHING! Well, duh. The whole story has had Allen bashing in it.
"You're telling me we have to take a cab?" asked Van.
"Yes." Said Sniperwolf.
"What is a cab?" asked Merle.
"A cab is a car that has a driver and he or she takes you to where you want to go." Hitomi pointed out.
"Really?" asked Dilandau.
Allen was sitting happily on the sidewalk, holding down Ben, trying to put pink lipstick on him.
"No! I HATE PINK! GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSE TO WEAR MAKEUP!" Ben wailed.
"What are spouting nonsense for?" cried Allen, trying to pin him down.
"Get off my boyfriend!" cried Mamo-chan.
Folken was still very upset over Dog's death and did not care if Ben died.
"I need a cell phone." Sniperwolf said.
"I have one."
Hitomi gave one to Sniperwolf and she smiled in return, dialing in number.
"Hitomi, you're so smart." Swooned Van.
"Hello? Yes, we need a cab. Uh-huh." Sniperwolf spoke in the phone.
Dilly walked up to Millerna.
"You know, I never told you what a great dodgeball player you were."
Millena blushed, "Really? Thank you!"
"Yeah. I also wanted to know, do you always go for people who wear makeup, or Allen just an exception?" Dilly sneered.
"BAKA!" cried Millerna, slapping him.
"Hey!"
The two were about to fight when a cab veered up to them.
"That was quick." Remarked Merle.
Everyone filed in the cab. The cab driver turned around.
"Dryden?" asked everyone.
Dryden laughed, "Part time job you know." He said, chuckling.
"Um, yeah. Can you take us home?"
"Sure, no problem, Sniper." Dryden said, switching on the radio.
For all you Grand Theft Auto 3 fans out there, he put on K.Jah. *Isn't that channel killer? Have you ever just sat and listened to it? It's funny! So listen to it! *
"What is this?" asked Folken.
Dryden was singing along with one of the songs.
"Can't you play Kittie?" Sniperwolf asked.
"Yeah! Kittie!"
"No! They are nothing but noise!" Dryden cried.
Sniperwolf slumped back in her seat, "Not true! Kittie kicks ass!"
The cab swerved and spun around. Everyone flew around with the cab.
"Geez! This isn't Grand Theft Auto!" screamed Mamo-chan.
Van puked, since he always does.
"Eeek! Van!" cried Hitomi.
There was a soft snap and all of a sudden, Allen started to cry. He opened his hands to show a broken lipstick tube.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! I only have 20 more tubes left!"
Ben muttered something and Dryden made another sharp turn. They all flew against the window.
"Ow!" Millerna cried.
"I am touching something I don't want to touch!" cried Hitomi.
Dilandau snickered.
"Can you slow DOWN Dryden!" screamed Folken. Dryden slammed on the breaks and they all fell forward.
"What is this furry thing?" cried Allen and bit it.
Merle leapt up, "THAT WAS MY TAIL DUMBASS!"
"Yummy! How about some lipstick?" called Allen.
"Are we home yet?" asked Sniperwolf, who had * accidently * fallen against Dilandau.
Dryden spun around, "Don't tell me how to drive my cab, ok? This is my cab, and I drive it the way I want it!"
Everyone nodded meekly and the cab went full speed again. K - Jah blared through the speakers.
"What is this music?" cried Van.
"DON'T DITCH K-JAH!" wailed Dryden.
Allen leaned over and put some lipstick on Folken. Folken punched him.
"It matches your tear!" Allen protested.
"Stop it!" Millerna cried.
Hitomi's face had turned green. Van held her.
"It's ok, my love-"
Hitomi puked all over Van. Van groaned in disgust and Allen took the chance smear lipstick on him. Van turned at the last second, so it made a pink smear up his right cheek.
"Wow! You have a scar too!" cried Allen.
Allen turned and put on pink blush on Dilly's pale face. Dilly screamed and was about to burn him when the car stopped.
"We're home!" screamed Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan.
They shoved everyone out of the car and paid Dryden, who whizzed off. Sniperwolf and everyone else crawled into the house and sat around on chairs and such. Dilly went to the playroom. There was a large snap and Dilly laughed.
"I cracked his neck!"
"What game are you playing?" called Sniperwolf.
"It's called.Metal Gear Solid 2."
Sniperwolf grinned, "I love that game."
"Yeah, you name yourself after the first one." Mamo-chan grumbled.
There was a sudden shriek and Merle leapt up to Sniperwolf.
"Look! A Sing Along Bar! You sing to your favorite songs! Can we go? Tonight? PLEASEEEEEEEEE?"
"No!" Mamo-chan cried.
This was followed by another neck snap.
"Go RAIDEN!" screamed Dilly.
Folken was watching the game also, "He kind of looks like you."
"Raiden is better than Snake." Sniperwolf mumbled.
"Snake is still cool." Whispered Mamo-chan.
Allen had tied Ben down and was putting makeup on him.
"We had to go to a stupid dogeball game, then we had to eat a so called lunch and go to a makeup store, ride a cab and we can't do WHAT I WANT?" screamed Merle.
"It sounds like fun." Millerna added.
After another neck snap and a jeer from Dilly, Sniperwolf caved.
"Ok. Come on."
And everyone stood up.
The End
Or is it? Should I make another chapter?
Don't get me wrong Metal Gear Solid Lovers. I love Snake, but like Raiden better. He's hotter. ( Sniperwolf from the first one is still the coolest!
Review/Flame!