The Night

Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or anything from it. I LOVE DILANDAU AND FOLKEN. Dilandau is my favorite person though, although Folken has been taking over my mind..yum.

To everyone who reads my fics: On a who cares note, my virus is fixed on my computer. Yea! Anyway, ALLEN BASHING. What is this? Chapter six? Wow. Chapter Six. I have chapter seven already planned, so please review so I can write it.

A Note to Harmony: I'm going to put you in chapter sevennnnnnnnnn!

Sorry for spelling errors.

SPOILERS!

"Good-night." Cried Van, before he shut his bedroom door.

"Likewise." Cried Sniperwolf.

The hallway light was turned off. It was nighttime. Time for sleep and dreams. Here is where everyone was sleeping:

Master Bedroom: Hitomi and Van.

Outside the Bedroom Door: Merle.

Sniperwolf's Bedroom: Sniperwolf.duh.and Dilandau. *Who else would it be? *

Extra Bedroom: Millerna

In Sleeping Bag: Folken in the Extra Bedroom

On the Kitchen Floor: Allen

Living Room Couch: Mamo-chan and Ben

Which room shall we visit first? How about we check up on Allen? The kitchen was dark, except for Allen out cold on the kitchen floor. Something was tickling his nose. He rolled over, but it was still there. Finally he awoke and saw what it was.

"Dog?" he muttered, tired.

It was too good to be true, yet it was.

"I suppose Zen had crushed another bug and Dog was living in my hair." Allen muttered, as Dog crawled up his nose.

Allen coughed loudly.

"What was that?" asked Van, looking up from Hitomi.

They had been making out, very softly, since Merle was guarding.

"Who cares. Come on." Hitomi whined.

Van looked down at her, "I want to make sure nothing will hurt you."

Hitomi grinned, "You're so sweet."

Van smiled and opened the door. Doing this, since it was pitch black, he stepped on Merle's tail.

Merle screamed and jumped up. She ran quickly, her tail in pain and jumped over someone, hitting their face. Then Merle crashed in the window and slid down to the floor.

Mamo-chan screamed, touching her face. She attacked the person next to her, thinking she was robbed.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screamed the man.

Ben leapt up, clearing himself from Mamo-chan. He threw a pillow at her, but the pillow soared against Sniperwolf's door. It landed with a thud, and slid down the door, taking down some Sailor Moon pictures with it.



Sniperwolf leapt up from Dilly's arms.

"What was that?" she asked.

"I don't know." Dilly remarked, sitting up, his arms still around her.

"I'll go check."

"I can."

"It's ok."

Doing so, Sniperwolf fell against her bookshelf, which banged into the wall ever so slightly. Yet enough too.

Millerna's eyes went wide open. There was a slight bang from Sniperwolf's room. Dilly could be attacking her. Millerna better go check. Millerna opened the bedroom door, stepping on Folken. Then she went out and grabbed a pair of scissors.



Folken leapt up, his real arm in pain.

"AHHHH!" came a sudden scream.

Folken ran out of the bedroom, crashing into another figure. He hit the ground and pinned the person to the floor.

All of a sudden, the lights came on.



What a sight to see, indeed. Van was standing in the middle of the living room, Hitomi in the doorway. Merle was knocked out from the window crash. Mamo-chan was looking around, still on the couch. Ben was against the wall, Van's sword to his throat. Sniperwolf was by the light switch. Millerna was next to Allen, who's hair had been cut short. Folken had Dilly pinned in a oh so yaoi manner. Dog was on the coffee table, looking around.

"WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING, YOU BAKAS?" screamed Sniperwolf.

At once everyone started to speak, until Folken looked up.

"DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" he wailed, and leapt the cockroach up in his hands.

"YOU CUT MY HAIR!" shrieked Allen.

At once everyone started fighting. Allen with Van, Merle with Mamo-chan, Ben with Sniperwolf, Millerna with Folken and Dilly with.Celena I guess. I don't know! He was mumbling to Celena over by the wall, OK?

"EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES TO BED!"

Finally everyone did.

The next day finally came and everyone finished off their breakfast. Allen was telling everyone about a riveting dream he had.

"So then, like, all of a sudden, like, this dude came, and I was like, like, shocked, right? And finally, like, then, I like-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" screamed Dilandau, "I CANNOT TAKE YOUR STUPID BANTER. JUST SHUT UP! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

Allen went silent and put on another layer of lipstick.

Mamo-chan sensed the tension.

"Maybe we should go to the beach?"

Sniperwolf and Dilly leapt up, "I HATE THE BEACH!" they cried.

"Why?" asked Millerna.

"IT'S EVIL!" Claimed Sniper.

"I CANNOT LIGHT A FIRE!"

"Oh come on. We'll take the bus there." Ben said.

Sniperwolf sunk in her seat but then looked at Dilandau. The thought of Dilandau with no shirt on was well.

"Ok. Let's go."

Sniperwolf grinned.

The End

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*From the Escaflowne Movie.*