The Beach
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or ANYTHING else I write about in this story. Charlotte belongs to Harmony, thank you.
CHAPTER SEVEN - YEA! I really don't plan what will happen in the chapters, it just kind of all happens while I write.
ALLEN BASHING
SPOILERS
Sorry for Spelling Errors!
"Can we leave now?" whined Van.
Everyone stood by the front door. A/N: Has anyone noticed that my parents are gone? I wonder where they have went. I think I should explain this!
"Ok, let's get on the bus." Sniperwolf replied.
There was a neck snap.
"Come on Dilandau!" cried Millerna.
Dilandau grumbled something and then they all walked down to the bus stop and waited for the bus to arrive. Allen was applying lipstick.
"It's water proof!" he swooned.
"Damn." Muttered Ben.
MEANWHILE
Sniperwolf's Dad: Where are we?
Sniperwolf's Mom: I don't know.
Sniperwolf's Annoying Brother: I'm hungry.
Dad: We are on Gaea.
Mom: How do you know? What the hell is Gaea?
Dad: It's from Escaflowne.
Brother: Folken is my favorite! Why did he have to die? *sniffle *
Mom: All this family talks about is that show! There has to be more than life than some guy running around in his underwear.
Sniperwolf from Somewhere: HE DOESN'T RUN AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR! THAT WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIE! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL THIS TO YOU?
Mom: Whatever.
Sniperwolf FS: This IS WHY you guys aren't in my stories! Ok, everyone goes lives in Austria and is rich, OK.
Dad: Ok.
Mom: Where?
Brother: I want to see Folken.
Sniperwolf FS: He's with me DUMBASS!
MEANWHILE
The bus pulls up and Dryden opens the doors.
"Hello." He says.
The sound of K-Jah can be heard throughout the bus. They all sit down in seats. Sniperwolf groaned to Mamo-chan the whole time.
"It will be fun!" cried Hitomi, laughing.
Dog was Folken's shoulder. Folken smiled at it happily. Soon everyone was chattering happily, even Dilly, who had discovered Millerna had some great gossip on Allen.
"He slept with a picture of her for two years!"
"What a loser." Dilly cackled.
Millerna replied, "And don't even get my started on what he did on Marlena's birthday!"
Dilly laughed.
Meanwhile, Sniperwolf was reading her book. She had been re reading all the Fearless books, since she had nothing else to read. She was reading Fearless #20.
"I wish I was fearless." She muttered.
"You do, huh? Me too! So then maybe I could have the guts to speak to that guy." A voice rang to Sniperwolf.
Sniperwolf looked up slowly to see a girl. She had darkn brown hair and navy blue eyes. She was grinning and holding out her hand.
"The name is Charlotte. Charlotte Marshal."
Sniperwolf shook her hand, "It's Sniperwolf."
"Hiya!" she said, waving her hand.
"Um, just who were you talking too?" asked Sniperwolf.
Charlotte pointed to the seat across from Sniperwolf, next to Millerna.
"Folken?"
Charlotte nodded, "You know him?"
"He's coming with us to the beach." Sniperwolf admitted.
"OH MY GOD!" she cried, causing Dilly to glance over.
"Who is this?"
"Charlotte."
"Tell her to chill."
"Chill?" asked Sniperwolf, "What about burn?"
"Heh heh."
"Pink lipstick!" he wailed, and fell back in giggles.
There was a loud moan. Sniperwolf leaned to the seat in front of her and hit Mamo-chan.
"Stop making out." Sniperwolf cried.
Mamo-chan said, "Gomen." And stopped.
Sniperwolf turned back to Charlotte.
"Would you like to come with us?"
"Really? Gosh, sure!"
Sniperwolf smiled.
Finally everyone arrived at the hell ridden place people called a beach. Sniperwolf flicked back her long blond hair and Allen started to cry.
"I want my hair back!" he wailed.
So Sniperwolf, being the big meanie she is, bounded around him, flicking her hair while yelling, "I'm SAILOR VENUS! No, wait, I'm more like Sailor Moon.I'M SAILOR MOON!"
"Whaaaa! I want to be Sailor Venus!" Allen wailed.
"Mwhahahaha!" Sniperwolf cackled.
"She has it down." Dilly muttered.
Everyone sets up on the beach and looks around as they set up.
"Damn Hitomi looks hot."
"I heard that!" screamed Merle.
Allen pinned down Ben, putting more lipstick on him.
"HELP!" Ben screamed.
"Who is this?" asked Folken, looking at Charlotte.
"This is Charlotte." Replied Sniperwolf, picking up her book once more.
"You aren't going to swim?" asked Millerna.
"Nope."
"I'm Folken."
"Of course I know who you are! You're so cool! It's so nice to meet you!" Charlotte starts to babble.
Folken goes all cross eyed and so does Dog. Finally, Charlotte relaxs.
"How old are you Charlotte?" Folken asks.
"I'm 18." She replied.
"Just wondering." And he marches off.
Charlotte leans down to Sniperwolf, "Do you think he'll ask me out?"
"Yeah. Just give him time."
Mamo-chan leaned next to Sniperwolf, "Look! Van is surfing!"
Everyone looked up to see Van surfing a big huge wave. He waved and shouted Hitomi before it all crashed down on him. Dilly started laughing madly. Allen was crying because he thought Van was dead. But would I kill Van? No! He's my 6th favorite guy! * But I like Van. He's cool. He's cute, but there are female characters I like better, which is why he is in 6th. * Van bobbed back up, only he was.
"DEAD?" screamed Hitomi, running to the dead body and shaking it.
Everyone started to cry, when the body switched into Zongi, who laughed madly.
"Ha ha!" cried Van, coming from behind a palm tree.
Hitomi slapped Van, "That WASN'T funny!" she wailed.
"Yes it was." Zongi said.
Mamo-chan pushed Zongi.
"Go away. Nobody likes you anyway."
Dilly pushed Merle in the water who screeched and attacked Dilly.
"I have a headache." Groaned Millerna.
Allen tripped, and a lipstick tube fell into the water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O-" he starts choking on a seashell, which Zen had placed in his mouth.
"Eeek! If Allen dies, we'll get tried for murder!" cried Millerna, who performs the Helimach or however you spell it. I'm too young to write weird words! * No, I'm older than nine years old. That is what you were thinking, weren't ya? *
Allen coughs up the sea shell. All of a sudden, the police circle around the group.
"You're all under arrest for attempted murder of Allen My Last Name is So Gay I'm Not Going To Say It."
"What?" Folken cried.
"It was him!" Dilly pointed to Ben.
"No, it was you!" Ben pointed to Van.
"Hey! Don't blame it on me!"
The handcuffs were put on them and they changed into clothes and went into the police cars.
"This is so stupid!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Does this mean Folken won't ask me out?" Charlotte looked at Sniperwolf.
The End
Or do you guys want me to write about them in prison? REVIEW!
-Sniperwolf
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or ANYTHING else I write about in this story. Charlotte belongs to Harmony, thank you.
CHAPTER SEVEN - YEA! I really don't plan what will happen in the chapters, it just kind of all happens while I write.
ALLEN BASHING
SPOILERS
Sorry for Spelling Errors!
"Can we leave now?" whined Van.
Everyone stood by the front door. A/N: Has anyone noticed that my parents are gone? I wonder where they have went. I think I should explain this!
"Ok, let's get on the bus." Sniperwolf replied.
There was a neck snap.
"Come on Dilandau!" cried Millerna.
Dilandau grumbled something and then they all walked down to the bus stop and waited for the bus to arrive. Allen was applying lipstick.
"It's water proof!" he swooned.
"Damn." Muttered Ben.
MEANWHILE
Sniperwolf's Dad: Where are we?
Sniperwolf's Mom: I don't know.
Sniperwolf's Annoying Brother: I'm hungry.
Dad: We are on Gaea.
Mom: How do you know? What the hell is Gaea?
Dad: It's from Escaflowne.
Brother: Folken is my favorite! Why did he have to die? *sniffle *
Mom: All this family talks about is that show! There has to be more than life than some guy running around in his underwear.
Sniperwolf from Somewhere: HE DOESN'T RUN AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR! THAT WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIE! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL THIS TO YOU?
Mom: Whatever.
Sniperwolf FS: This IS WHY you guys aren't in my stories! Ok, everyone goes lives in Austria and is rich, OK.
Dad: Ok.
Mom: Where?
Brother: I want to see Folken.
Sniperwolf FS: He's with me DUMBASS!
MEANWHILE
The bus pulls up and Dryden opens the doors.
"Hello." He says.
The sound of K-Jah can be heard throughout the bus. They all sit down in seats. Sniperwolf groaned to Mamo-chan the whole time.
"It will be fun!" cried Hitomi, laughing.
Dog was Folken's shoulder. Folken smiled at it happily. Soon everyone was chattering happily, even Dilly, who had discovered Millerna had some great gossip on Allen.
"He slept with a picture of her for two years!"
"What a loser." Dilly cackled.
Millerna replied, "And don't even get my started on what he did on Marlena's birthday!"
Dilly laughed.
Meanwhile, Sniperwolf was reading her book. She had been re reading all the Fearless books, since she had nothing else to read. She was reading Fearless #20.
"I wish I was fearless." She muttered.
"You do, huh? Me too! So then maybe I could have the guts to speak to that guy." A voice rang to Sniperwolf.
Sniperwolf looked up slowly to see a girl. She had darkn brown hair and navy blue eyes. She was grinning and holding out her hand.
"The name is Charlotte. Charlotte Marshal."
Sniperwolf shook her hand, "It's Sniperwolf."
"Hiya!" she said, waving her hand.
"Um, just who were you talking too?" asked Sniperwolf.
Charlotte pointed to the seat across from Sniperwolf, next to Millerna.
"Folken?"
Charlotte nodded, "You know him?"
"He's coming with us to the beach." Sniperwolf admitted.
"OH MY GOD!" she cried, causing Dilly to glance over.
"Who is this?"
"Charlotte."
"Tell her to chill."
"Chill?" asked Sniperwolf, "What about burn?"
"Heh heh."
"Pink lipstick!" he wailed, and fell back in giggles.
There was a loud moan. Sniperwolf leaned to the seat in front of her and hit Mamo-chan.
"Stop making out." Sniperwolf cried.
Mamo-chan said, "Gomen." And stopped.
Sniperwolf turned back to Charlotte.
"Would you like to come with us?"
"Really? Gosh, sure!"
Sniperwolf smiled.
Finally everyone arrived at the hell ridden place people called a beach. Sniperwolf flicked back her long blond hair and Allen started to cry.
"I want my hair back!" he wailed.
So Sniperwolf, being the big meanie she is, bounded around him, flicking her hair while yelling, "I'm SAILOR VENUS! No, wait, I'm more like Sailor Moon.I'M SAILOR MOON!"
"Whaaaa! I want to be Sailor Venus!" Allen wailed.
"Mwhahahaha!" Sniperwolf cackled.
"She has it down." Dilly muttered.
Everyone sets up on the beach and looks around as they set up.
"Damn Hitomi looks hot."
"I heard that!" screamed Merle.
Allen pinned down Ben, putting more lipstick on him.
"HELP!" Ben screamed.
"Who is this?" asked Folken, looking at Charlotte.
"This is Charlotte." Replied Sniperwolf, picking up her book once more.
"You aren't going to swim?" asked Millerna.
"Nope."
"I'm Folken."
"Of course I know who you are! You're so cool! It's so nice to meet you!" Charlotte starts to babble.
Folken goes all cross eyed and so does Dog. Finally, Charlotte relaxs.
"How old are you Charlotte?" Folken asks.
"I'm 18." She replied.
"Just wondering." And he marches off.
Charlotte leans down to Sniperwolf, "Do you think he'll ask me out?"
"Yeah. Just give him time."
Mamo-chan leaned next to Sniperwolf, "Look! Van is surfing!"
Everyone looked up to see Van surfing a big huge wave. He waved and shouted Hitomi before it all crashed down on him. Dilly started laughing madly. Allen was crying because he thought Van was dead. But would I kill Van? No! He's my 6th favorite guy! * But I like Van. He's cool. He's cute, but there are female characters I like better, which is why he is in 6th. * Van bobbed back up, only he was.
"DEAD?" screamed Hitomi, running to the dead body and shaking it.
Everyone started to cry, when the body switched into Zongi, who laughed madly.
"Ha ha!" cried Van, coming from behind a palm tree.
Hitomi slapped Van, "That WASN'T funny!" she wailed.
"Yes it was." Zongi said.
Mamo-chan pushed Zongi.
"Go away. Nobody likes you anyway."
Dilly pushed Merle in the water who screeched and attacked Dilly.
"I have a headache." Groaned Millerna.
Allen tripped, and a lipstick tube fell into the water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O-" he starts choking on a seashell, which Zen had placed in his mouth.
"Eeek! If Allen dies, we'll get tried for murder!" cried Millerna, who performs the Helimach or however you spell it. I'm too young to write weird words! * No, I'm older than nine years old. That is what you were thinking, weren't ya? *
Allen coughs up the sea shell. All of a sudden, the police circle around the group.
"You're all under arrest for attempted murder of Allen My Last Name is So Gay I'm Not Going To Say It."
"What?" Folken cried.
"It was him!" Dilly pointed to Ben.
"No, it was you!" Ben pointed to Van.
"Hey! Don't blame it on me!"
The handcuffs were put on them and they changed into clothes and went into the police cars.
"This is so stupid!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Does this mean Folken won't ask me out?" Charlotte looked at Sniperwolf.
The End
Or do you guys want me to write about them in prison? REVIEW!
-Sniperwolf