Prison
Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or anything from it. I do not own
anything else mentioned in this fic. Charlotte belongs to Harmony. Duh!
ALLEN BASHING *Well duh. He got them all in jail. *
MILD DRYDEN BASHING *Got nothing against the guy. He's smart, which is cool. Looks like a pimp, but I don't know if that is cool.*
"I HATE ALLEN!" screamed Van, banging his hands against the metal bars of the jail cell.
"Don't we all?" grumbled Sniperwolf.
She gave Ben an evil eye.
"This isn't my fault!" Ben cried.
Millerna's eyes narrowed, "Oh yes it is! You little monkey butt! You had to put the sea shell in his mouth and now look!"
Mamo-chan cried, "Leave my boyfriend alone!
"Can everyone PLEASE shut up?" Merle cried.
The guard came back into the room.
"WHAT THE HELL, DRYDEN? WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?" Hitomi screamed.
Dryden shrugged, "I'm an extra. Like my hair? I got a perm."
Dilly was shaking because he had no flame thrower, "Must kill Allen. Must burn him."
Meanwhile, Charlotte was talking to Folken, who was looking at Dog.
"I hope we get out of here. I'm scared, Folkie."
"Are you?" he asked, feeling Dog.
Charlotte nodded, hoping he would hug him.
"Are you cold?" Folken asked.
Charlotte wondered what a strange question that was, but said yes. Folken leaned over and opened his cloak, so she could have some to wrap around her. Sniperwolf was surprised Charlotte's face didn't turn red for good.
"You look like your on fire." She hissed.
Dilly looked up, "Fire? Must have fire! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
Sniperwolf leapt over and calmed Dilly down.
Van looked around the room, "We must escape. There has to be someone who could help us."
That was when Dilly and Folken's eyes met across the prison room.
Soon night fell, and Hitomi was singing the blues.
"I lost my home - I'm all aloneeeeeeeee." she swooned.
Merle couldn't sleep and kicked the upper bunk, "Shut up!"
But soon Van was playing the harmonica. Sniperwolf had covered her head with a pillow, realized it was dirty, had thrown the pillow on the floor and was staring at the wall, slowly going crazy.
"I love you baby, I love the way that you walk, I love you baby, I love the way that you talk-" Sniperwolf sang.
"What is she singing?" asked Ben.
"It's a Brak song. You know from Space Ghost? She has the friggen CD to it." Mamo-chan sighed. "DON'T INSULT BRAK!" wailed Sniperwolf, and kept singing, "Somebody left a cake out in the rain. Ohhh noooooo! I was gonna eat that cake, but now it's all wet and I don't think I want any-"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Hitomi.
Charlotte had snuggled up to Folken in the tight bottom bunk who was speaking in soft whispers in Gaean to Dilandau.
"What'cha saying Folkie?" asked Charlotte.
Folken started to count down with Dilly in English, "5.4.3.2.1."
There was a huge BOOM and everything shook. Alarms went off, and Folkie leapt out of bed. At that second, the prison wall exploded and everyone gasped.
"Lord Folken!" came two voices.
The smoke cleared to show Nariya and Eriya.
"We have a airplane to escape in, Lord. The Dragonslayers are attacking the front of the prison." Nariya replied.
"Good work."
"EEK!" Sniperwolf cried, full of joy.
"What about Allen?" asked Ben.
"Who cares." Replied Millerna.
They all ran out into the courtyard when they were stopped.
"Stop. You people tried to kill me."
"Allen? Go away." Everyone said.
Allen drew his sword, pink lipstick still on.
"Someone must fight me."
"I am so not fighting a crazy guy with pink lipstick." Van replied.
"Oh, but you'll attack a crazy pryo?" asked Hitomi.
Van shrugged. Millerna took the other sword.
"I'll bloody fight him then. The quicker to leave."
The two start to fight. Of course, Millerna, being my 3rd favorite character, 1st in the female area, whoops his ass. She totally KICKS IT! All the way to Japan. No, Allen should go some place that cool.
"Come on. Drag his body onto the airplane." Replies Folken.
Everyone does, finally getting on the plane. The plane takes off, and Allen is still out cold.
"Where too?" asked Eriya.
Or was it Nariya? Whatever. Anyway, everyone looked at each.
"Who's the pilot?"
"Heyyy.." A voice came.
"DRYDEN?" screamed everyone.
"Where too?"
Allen woke up at this second and attacked Charlotte. Charlotte took out a metal mallet and slammed it over Allen's head. Allen went back out.
Ben was playing with some switches and hit one. Alarms went off.
"WE'RE CRASHING!" screamed Dryden.
The plane went down and BOOM!
Mamo-chan woke up and looked around. Someone was pulling on her. She heard the ocean and felt sand. When she opened her eyes, she was looking at the looming face of Merle.
"AHHHHH!" Mamo-chan jumped up.
"Where are we?" asked Hitomi.
To which Eriya replied, "Looks like a deserted island."
Nariya replied to this, "Looks like another chapter."
Sniperwolf sighed, "I suppose you're right."
Allen attacks Charlotte again, and Charlotte shows him that whatever kills you doesn't make you stronger. It hurts. Like hell. A lot. For a really, really, REALLY long time.
"Hope you weren't planning on having kids." She mutters sweetly.
Insert Anime Sweatdrop here
So, want another chapter? I have the next chapter planned, so review!
-Sniperowolf
ALLEN BASHING *Well duh. He got them all in jail. *
MILD DRYDEN BASHING *Got nothing against the guy. He's smart, which is cool. Looks like a pimp, but I don't know if that is cool.*
"I HATE ALLEN!" screamed Van, banging his hands against the metal bars of the jail cell.
"Don't we all?" grumbled Sniperwolf.
She gave Ben an evil eye.
"This isn't my fault!" Ben cried.
Millerna's eyes narrowed, "Oh yes it is! You little monkey butt! You had to put the sea shell in his mouth and now look!"
Mamo-chan cried, "Leave my boyfriend alone!
"Can everyone PLEASE shut up?" Merle cried.
The guard came back into the room.
"WHAT THE HELL, DRYDEN? WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?" Hitomi screamed.
Dryden shrugged, "I'm an extra. Like my hair? I got a perm."
Dilly was shaking because he had no flame thrower, "Must kill Allen. Must burn him."
Meanwhile, Charlotte was talking to Folken, who was looking at Dog.
"I hope we get out of here. I'm scared, Folkie."
"Are you?" he asked, feeling Dog.
Charlotte nodded, hoping he would hug him.
"Are you cold?" Folken asked.
Charlotte wondered what a strange question that was, but said yes. Folken leaned over and opened his cloak, so she could have some to wrap around her. Sniperwolf was surprised Charlotte's face didn't turn red for good.
"You look like your on fire." She hissed.
Dilly looked up, "Fire? Must have fire! FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
Sniperwolf leapt over and calmed Dilly down.
Van looked around the room, "We must escape. There has to be someone who could help us."
That was when Dilly and Folken's eyes met across the prison room.
Soon night fell, and Hitomi was singing the blues.
"I lost my home - I'm all aloneeeeeeeee." she swooned.
Merle couldn't sleep and kicked the upper bunk, "Shut up!"
But soon Van was playing the harmonica. Sniperwolf had covered her head with a pillow, realized it was dirty, had thrown the pillow on the floor and was staring at the wall, slowly going crazy.
"I love you baby, I love the way that you walk, I love you baby, I love the way that you talk-" Sniperwolf sang.
"What is she singing?" asked Ben.
"It's a Brak song. You know from Space Ghost? She has the friggen CD to it." Mamo-chan sighed. "DON'T INSULT BRAK!" wailed Sniperwolf, and kept singing, "Somebody left a cake out in the rain. Ohhh noooooo! I was gonna eat that cake, but now it's all wet and I don't think I want any-"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Hitomi.
Charlotte had snuggled up to Folken in the tight bottom bunk who was speaking in soft whispers in Gaean to Dilandau.
"What'cha saying Folkie?" asked Charlotte.
Folken started to count down with Dilly in English, "5.4.3.2.1."
There was a huge BOOM and everything shook. Alarms went off, and Folkie leapt out of bed. At that second, the prison wall exploded and everyone gasped.
"Lord Folken!" came two voices.
The smoke cleared to show Nariya and Eriya.
"We have a airplane to escape in, Lord. The Dragonslayers are attacking the front of the prison." Nariya replied.
"Good work."
"EEK!" Sniperwolf cried, full of joy.
"What about Allen?" asked Ben.
"Who cares." Replied Millerna.
They all ran out into the courtyard when they were stopped.
"Stop. You people tried to kill me."
"Allen? Go away." Everyone said.
Allen drew his sword, pink lipstick still on.
"Someone must fight me."
"I am so not fighting a crazy guy with pink lipstick." Van replied.
"Oh, but you'll attack a crazy pryo?" asked Hitomi.
Van shrugged. Millerna took the other sword.
"I'll bloody fight him then. The quicker to leave."
The two start to fight. Of course, Millerna, being my 3rd favorite character, 1st in the female area, whoops his ass. She totally KICKS IT! All the way to Japan. No, Allen should go some place that cool.
"Come on. Drag his body onto the airplane." Replies Folken.
Everyone does, finally getting on the plane. The plane takes off, and Allen is still out cold.
"Where too?" asked Eriya.
Or was it Nariya? Whatever. Anyway, everyone looked at each.
"Who's the pilot?"
"Heyyy.." A voice came.
"DRYDEN?" screamed everyone.
"Where too?"
Allen woke up at this second and attacked Charlotte. Charlotte took out a metal mallet and slammed it over Allen's head. Allen went back out.
Ben was playing with some switches and hit one. Alarms went off.
"WE'RE CRASHING!" screamed Dryden.
The plane went down and BOOM!
Mamo-chan woke up and looked around. Someone was pulling on her. She heard the ocean and felt sand. When she opened her eyes, she was looking at the looming face of Merle.
"AHHHHH!" Mamo-chan jumped up.
"Where are we?" asked Hitomi.
To which Eriya replied, "Looks like a deserted island."
Nariya replied to this, "Looks like another chapter."
Sniperwolf sighed, "I suppose you're right."
Allen attacks Charlotte again, and Charlotte shows him that whatever kills you doesn't make you stronger. It hurts. Like hell. A lot. For a really, really, REALLY long time.
"Hope you weren't planning on having kids." She mutters sweetly.
Insert Anime Sweatdrop here
So, want another chapter? I have the next chapter planned, so review!
-Sniperowolf
