Chibi Potion no 9


Mailin:*walking down a hallway*

*chibi Heero is chasing after chibi Duo*

Mailin:*stops and stares*

chibi Heero: Get back here! I don't want to be it anymore!

chibi Duo: You have to catch me first!*looks back and sticks out his tounge*

chibi Heero: Meanie!*continues chasing chibi Duo*

Mailin:*contiunes walking and thinks to self* That was odd... *walks into Quatre's room* Oi! Quatre can I borrow...*stares wide eyed at chibi Quatre and chibi Trowa playing dress up and having a tea party. Walks out of room and slams the door shut* What's going on here!?

chibi Kearin & chibi Hime:*walk up to Mailin* We'we chibi!

Mailin: Well I'm not chibi!

Kei:*walks by * Neither am I *sips some tea* This tea's so good! Did you make it Mai?

Mailin: OMAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kei*sweatdrops* Guess I should have asked you first...Sowy!

chibi Kearin: That's my wisp!

Kei: Gomen ne Keari-chan!*sniffs the air* Smells like my rice is ready!

Mailin:*follows Kei* Wait! I'll forgive you for drinking my tea if you explain how they all got chibi!

Kei:*takes a sip of tea* Well instead of me telling you why don't I show you? *begins walking down the flight of stairs*

Kei & Mailin:*enter the kitchen*

Kei:*places the cup in the sink then walks over to the rice cooker* Yatta! The rice is ready!*walks over to the intercom then presses a button* Wufei the rice is ready!

Wufei:*comes stomping down the stairs with chibi Kearin attached to his leg*Onna get off my leg!

chibi Kearin: No! You touch my gundam! This is payback!*squeezes his leg tighter*

chibi Hime:Since you refuse to let go of Wufei does that mean you like him?

chibi Kearin:*still attached to Wufei's leg* No! I said this is payback fow him touching my gundam!

Wufei: Damn you onnas!*contiunes walking with chibi Kearin attached to his leg*

chibi Hime: *following them*

*ten minutes latter Wufei finally arrives at the kitchen with chibi hime trailing behind*

Kei: You're lucky the rice keeper keeps the rice warm!

Wufei: Yea yea! If it wasn't for the chibi thing attached to my leg I would have gotten here sooner!

chibi Kearin:*sticks her tounge out at Wufei(still attached to his leg)*

Wufei: Could you at least let go of my leg while I eat?

chibi Kearin:*let's go of his leg then crosses her arms* Fine!

chibi Hime: You did what he asked you! That means you like him!

chibi Kearin: Does not!

chibi Hime: Does too!

chibi Kearin: Does not!

chibi Hime: Does too!

chibi Kearin: Does not!

chibi Hime: Does too!

chibi Kearin: Does not!

chibi Hime: Does too!

chibi Kearin: Does not!

chibi Hime: Does too!

Mailin: Would you two please shut up already!

chibi Hime & chibi Kearin:*folds arms* Fine!

Wufei:*goes to the rice cooker and piles up a lot of rice then immdeiatly starts eating it* Wow Kei this rice is pretty good! What did you add to it?

Kei:*goes into Xellos pose* Sore wa himitsu desu!

Wufei:*starts shrinking/turning chibi* I'm starting to feel kinda funny...

Mailin:*whispers to Kei* Wow! He actually turned chibi!

Wufei: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

chibi Kearin:*runs over to Wufei* Yay! Now that you'we my size I can beat you up easiew for touching my gundam!

chibi Wufei:*trying to dodge all of chibi Kearin's attacks* Onnas! I'll get you back for this injustice!*chibi Kearin hits Wufei very hard* Unfair onna!*starts running away*

chibi Kearin:Come back hewe!*starts chasing him*

chibi Hime: Wait for me Keari-chan!*chases after them*

Mailin: Where have I seen that before...

Kei:*holding a plate with spam on it* All done!

Mailin: Can I have some?

Kei: Not unless you want to turn chibi!

Mailin: Um in that case I'll pass...

Kei: Oh yea I forgot I just started watching this thing called Excel Saga. Wanna go watch?

Mailin: Sure why not...

Kei & Mailin:*walk off into the room with the giant TV, dvd/vcd player, and the vcr*

Half an hour latter:

Hotaru:*wakes up, gets out of bed, gets dressed, goes dowm the hallway* I'm hungry!*starts walking down the stairs* Food!*walks into the kitchen* Spam and rice! Alright!*starts digging in*

Kei & Mailin:*walking into the kitchen*

Mailin: It's was only okay. I didn't really like it. I mean there wasn't any plot.Although those Puchu things...*stares at Hotaru who is now chibi* H-how did?

Hotaru: Nani?

Kei: You have a lot of rice on your face...

chibi Hotaru:*lick rice off face* I want Dr. Pepper!*leaves*

Mailin: I fear how she's going to be once she does get her hands on that Dr. Pepper...

Kei: I fear May if she ever wakes up...

Mailin:*nods*

*in May's room*

May:*yawns and sits up* It's so noisy outside. I wonder what everyone's doing out there...*yawns* So tired back to sleep!*lies back down*

*back in the kitchen*

Kei: Do you think we should stand gaurd by May's room and make sure she stays asleep?

Mailin: Actually we should be watching the *crashing sound* others...*starts to look for where the crash took place*

Kei: Hai hai!*follows*

*in Nika's room*

Nika:*wakes up* I'm hungry.*gets dressed then goes down to the kitchen* *yawns while walking down the stairs then walks into the kitchen sees spam and rice* It's rice and spam!*sits down at count and starts eating and begins turning chibi* *voice suddenly much higher* I feel funny*falls asleep*

Kei:*holding chibi Wufei* And why do I have to carry Wufei?

Mailin:*holding chibi Kearin and chibi Hime* Because we have to keep him spearated from Kearin and Hime...

chibi Wufei:*squirming and trying to get free* Injust injust! Let me go let me goo!

chibi Kearin:*gnaws at Mailin's arm*

Kei:*stares at chibi Kearin* Oi Mai doesn't that hurt?

Mailin: Not really*continues walking towards the kitchen*

Kei, Mailin, and chibi Wufei: *face vault/fault*

chibi Nika: *asleep on the floor*

chibi Kearin: Just like Nika!

chibi Hime: *nods* Yep just like Nika!

Mailin: Do you think you can take care of them while I take Nika back to her room?

Kei: H-hai!

chibi Wufei: *glares at chibi Kearin*

Kei:*hears a loud crash* Ah! K'so!*runs off*

*Mailin walks back into the kitchen and sees that's been entirely destroyed*

Mailin: Wh-what happened here!? *glares at chibi Wufei, chibi Kearin, and chibi Hime who are still causing chaos* KEI!

Kei:*comes in from the living room* Ah well guess it isn't permenante...

Mailin: KEI! WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO!?

Kei:*staring at the remains of the kitchen then sweatdrops* Oops...

*Kearin, Wufei, and Hime return to normal*

Kei: There no more havoc!

Wufei: What happened?

Kearin: I don't remember...The last thing I rember was I was I was repairing my gundam, but the rest is blank....

Hime:*raises hand* I know what happened!

Mailin and Kei:*puts their hands over Hime's mouth and whisper*Keep quiet!*they back out of the kitchen then run for it, draging Hime along with them*

Mailin:*to Kei* How can she remember

Kei: Hime has the mentality of a chibi...

Mailin: That makes sense *whispers to Kei* but what are we gonna do...Hime might use this as blackmail on us...

Kei:*raises hand* Quick to the lab!

Mailin: Aye aye*drags Hime with them to the lab*

At the lab:

Kei:*is messing with some chemicals*

Mailin: Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Kei:*mixes two chemicals then creates a small explosion*...Yes...

Mailin and Hime: *sweatdrops*

*hours later...*

Kei, Mailin, and Hime: *emerge from the lab*

Kearin: So that's where you were.

Kei: Yep ^_^

Duo: What you were you doing in there?

Mailin: Hi-mit-chu

Hime: @.@ I don't feel too good.

Kei and Mailin: *heads towards the kitchen*

Mailin: Kei...promise one thing.

Kei: Yesh?

Mailin: That you will never ever make a chibi potion again and that you dispose the rest of it.

Kei: Aw...fine...*walks towards the rice with a small flask in her hand*

Duo:Hey what are you doing with that?

Kei:Something...*puts the rice into bowls*

Wufei:*enters* Is that rice I smell?

Mailin:*evil glint in eye* You're probably still hungary because you didn't have breakfeast huh Wufei?

Wufei: *eyes Mailin suspiciously*What are you up to?

Mailin: Nothing...Nothing!

Kei:*hands Wufei the bowl of rice* Here ya go! Kei-chan's super secret special rice!

Wufei:*eats all the rice in one gulp and begins shrinking* K'so....*becomes chibi again*

Kearin and Hime: Kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mailin and Kei: -_-;;

chibi Wufei: *is surrounded by Kearin and Hime*

Kearin: I have an idea...

chibi Wufei: Wha-what is it?

Kearin and Hime: *grabs chibi Wuei* We're going to play dress up ^__^

chibi Wufei: K'so! Kisama!Kei I'm gonna get you for this!

Owari...?

May and Nika: And where were we during the whole fic?

Kei: Sleeping...