Dragon Slave!!! (Parody of John Mellancamp's "Jack and Diane")

Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers or John Mellancamp, nor do I know anyone named Jack or Diane.

Darkness beyond twilight. Crimson beyond blood that flows. Buried in the stream of time is Where your power grows.

I pledge myself to conquer. All the foes who stand. Before the mighty gift bestowed in My unworthy hands.

OH YEAH!! DRAGON SLAVE!!! The strongest of all of the Black Magic Spells. OH YEAH!! DRAGON SLAVE!!! Sending all those people. On a one-way trip to hell.

Short, no?