Uttoushii: Well, the day is here. I've finally done what was thought the impossible!

MorningStar: What?

Uttoushii: Yes, that's right. MorningStar is about to write a fanfic

MorningStar: WHAT? Why wasn't I informed of this?

Uttoushii: I thought you'd like a suprise. Anyway, I figured that she'd need some help, so I've taken it upon myself to invite our good friend Wufei to this nice fanfic.

MorningStar: Christ, this is no longer in my hands...

Uttoushii: *snaps fingers* Why, hello Wuchan!

Wufei: Where the hell am I? And who's that onna? *points to MStar*

Uttoushii: You're in MorningStar's imaginary writing space, complete with muse. She the newest author who's decided to torture you, that's who she is.

Wufei: WHAT?

MorningStar: Hey, don't blame me. It's mister Sarcastic and Depressing Vampire over there *points to Uttoushii*

Wufei: *looks confused*

MorningStar: Hey ... you look good when you're confused, Wufei.

Uttoushii: *looking disgusted* Stop your mindless flirting, MorningStar, and get to writing. You should be getting an idea right about ... now.

MorningStar: Hey, I just got an idea. I'm sorry Wufei, you're a great guy and all, but Uttoushii has given me an idea, and, well, I think you get it.

Wufei: *nods* Alright, I get it. But you're still a baka onna.

MorningStar: And you're still a kawaii ass hole.

*they shake hands*

Uttoushii: All right, all right. Get to writing, you. *whips MorningStar on back a few times"

MorningStar: I'm writing, I'm writing!

Uttoushii: Wufei, you'd better get settled. It's gonna be a long night.

Wufei: *nods*

Uttoushii: Oh yeah, and we don't own Wufei or any of the other Gundam pilots ... as much as MorningStar wishes she did. You should hear her thoughts. *shakes head* Naughty!

*MorningStar sends her evil muse a death glare and hurries on with her writing*

Uttoushii: Like the ones about Duo and Heero ... even the ones about Quatre! My, my my, 'Star. We need to wash that mind of yours! *imitates* Fla! Duo! Oh, Heero!

MorningStar: Cut it out! Besides, I'm finished, so just give FanFiction.net this story and ask the readers to read and review.

Uttoushii: Fine, fine. Well, here you go. Do as she says. Besides, I've got to go. I've got an appoinment with Duo to tell him about your dream last night. *A flash of light shines and then a large button with the word 'Next Page' appears*

MorningStar: *blushing* Take the hint, and leave. I've got some *talking* to do with Wuchan anyway...