A/N: Okay, here's chapter two. Hope you like it. Chapter Two, Insanity is Contagious
"Last time we left our heroes they had been split
up by a mysterious fog, turned into Pokémon, and miles away from
any civilization other than that mansion. In other words, all is
normal," Mr. Narrator said.
Okay, okay, have to stay uuunder control, caaan't panic, Brock thought frantically already panicking. Well, that is he was panicking until he ran headlong into a tree, knocking some sense into him. Okay, where would I be if I was Ash and I was separated from me? The refrigerator! Hmm . . . Now where would I find a refrigerator around these parts . . .
"Aaahhh!!!" Ash yelled, "I smell fooood!!! No fair! You're taunting me!! Why must you be so cruel?" Ash continued to yell meaningless gibberish until he fell off the rock and plummeted towards the water. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" Ash screamed at himself as he hit the water.
"Togepi! Come back here! No, don't eat that! I said come back here /now/!!!" Misty shouted to no one in particular. Still trying to get the hang of being a Seadra. Okay, how did I do this last time? She asked herself, I remember now! I did this… and this… and move that… and voila! Instant movement. Misty thought elated that she had remembered how to move. Okay, now where has Togepi gotten too? Misty wondered right before she started bouncing off in the direction she had last seen her precious baby Pokémon.
"Togie-pree!" Togepi exclaimed as she
ran out of the forest and onto the path again just in time to collide with
Pikachu.
"Pi-pi-pi!" Pikachu said surprised to
see Togepi without Misty. *Switch to Pokémon to English Dictionary*
"Where's Misty?"
"Meh," Togepi said waving her hand over
her shoulder just as a very large and very vicious looking Houndoom came
out of the bush.
"Ipe!" Pikachu exclaimed, for lack of
a better word, before shocking the thing into sweet oblivion.
"Ouch," was all the Houndoom could say
before it keeled over and di- I mean fainted.
"Well, better go, that guy's pack would
be around here and we don't want to get- uh-oh..."
"I could have sworn I just saw a flash
on the horizon over there that looked liked lightning," Brock said to no
one in particular as he walked towards the bright white light. That
is before. . .
"Get away you frig'n Houndoom!" and
with that- *Bzzzt*. Brock fell over to join the Houndoom who was twitching
in pain and brain spasms. "Oops," the voice who had called him a Houndoom
said. A high pitched voice was babbling in happiness after seeing
the entertaining scene that had been played out. That sounds like
Togepi . . . Brock thought before he slipped into *cough* sleep.
"Uh-oh," Pikachu repeated as Brock's
tongue flopped out of his mouth and he stopped twitching. "I think
I ki-" Pikachu said regretfully until he was interrupted by snoring, from
the Houndoom. "Oh god! Every time you try to say something
serious, someone always falls asleep! C'mon Togepi lets go-oh wait a minute,
we can't forget the carc- I mean our dear friend Brock. Can we?"
"Togi-togi-togi."
"I know, of course we can go on without
him!" and with that, Pikachu turned around and started off down the
path.
"Bri!" Togepi exclaimed angrily.
"What do you mean 'If you don't bring
Brock I'm not moving from this spot so you better get back here right now
young man'? And how did you get all that meaning into one word?
Oh fine, I'm going." Pikachu said as he turned around to drag Brock off.
Togepi just looked on and cocked an eyebrow,
I
really have to get away from schizophrenic Pikachu, she thought to
herself.
Woh, where am I? Brock asked
himself when he finally came too, and why does my head feel like there
was an octopus in high heels tap-dancing on it? Brock blinked
and opened his eyes slowly to find out that he had been curled up around
a sleeping Togepi. Pikachu was sitting on a log a few paces, human
paces, away. Pikachu looked over his shoulder and saw that Brock
was awake. He jumped off the log and ran over to Brock. "Uh,
sorry about shocking you, ya see, we were just talking nicely, and this
big ferocious bitch of a Houndoom came out of the forest and we thought
you might be some of it's pack, some of it's most likely angry pack."
"Hmm..." Brock said. "Okay then,
I understand why you shocked me. Where are we now? I don't
recognize this as where you zapped me."
"Yeah, I dragged you into the forests
cuz Togepi didn't want to leave you on the path. Then she decided
she was tired and fell asleep. And it was getting cold so I decided
it might be best if I curled you around her to keep her warm, oh, and do
you know you have a kink in one of your tail?" Pikachu said.
"What! A kink? Oh well. . .
So where's Ash?" he asked.
"I dunno! I heard him running
behind me and when I turned around he wasn't there! So here I am, alone
in the wilderness..."
"I'm here! So is Togepi!"
"You two don't count, Togepi's
so young she can't talk and you, well, somewhere along the line I think
you left your brains at home then your house burned down."
It took a moment for that to sink
in, "Hey. . ." Brock protested but Pikachu was already gone, Brock snorted
and put his head on his paws to sleep.
"So there you have it folks, a schizophrenic Pikachu, a crazy Riachu shouting meaniless gibberish, a Seadra learning to walk and a Ninetails with an octopus in high heels tap-dancing on his head. The only sane one of the group is the baby Togepi, but for how long?" Mr. Narrator's maniacle laughter slowly fades away, leaving several very disturbed readers.
A/N: Another horrible chapter completed. You'll have to excuse me if you don't agree with me calling it horrible but I call nearly everything I do horrible. Chapter Three should be comming along soon, just gotta finish it.