Special guest appearance by Yasu, the infamous Samurai who I do not own,
rather, chazbone has him on a little chain, and he tugs him around a lot.
Blah blah, own characters, blah blah not gheed blah blah blizzard.
Author's note- I am attempting humor in this chapter. Needless to say,
there will be a lot of needless violence. Mock me if you must, but review.
Maeck woke suddenly, deep into the night, with a wet cloth around his eyes. He saw nothing, felt cold, and heard a drunken voice from behind him. 'GHEED KILL EVIL MAGI!!!' As soon as he heard this, he felt a dull object whacking him on the back of the head. Gheed had chosen, out of his arseal of killing weapons, a rolled up newspaper. 'SWIFT AND PAINFUL DEATH TO YOU!!! GHEED'S HOLY POWER KILLS!!!' Maeck created a magi eye to watch from above, to allow him to see where Gheed was. He was behind him, a wet rag covering Maeck's eyes in one hand, a rolled up newspaper in the other. "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!' Gheed screamed. Maeck launched a bolt of magi at gheed. Maeck made one big mistake. He fired it as though he were shooting through the eye's perspective, so, instead of hitting Gheed, he made a lot of noise, and a hole in the rogue encampment's wall. Needless to say, everyone woke up. A strange man poked his head through the wall. 'Hello?!? Is anyone here?!? Ya know, there's a hole in your wall. Holy (censored, for the younger audiences), GHEED!!! GET OFF THE MAGE!!!' Gheed screamed at the top of his lungs, got off Maeck, and ran around in a small circle, screaming 'YASU!!!! DO NOT HURT POOR GHEED!!!! GHEED KILL EVIL, LIKE YOU, SEE?!?! GHEED EVEN HAVE KATANA!!' He held up the newspaper. This strangely dressed 'yasu' calmly walked to gheed's circle, put his right hand on the hilt of his odd, bent sword, and, in drawing it, slashed the newspaper in half. He then proceeded to use his left hand to knock gheed out in a single blow. Meanwhile, the camp was slowly but surly, emerging from their tents, and asking each other questions none of them knew the answers to. Yasu walked up to Maeck and introduced himself. 'I am Yasu, samurai.' 'Maeck, magi alterer.' 'The heck is that?' Maeck sighed, and said 'something like a mage' 'okay.' As they shook hands, Maeck noticed yasu's hand felt a little odd. He looked down to dicover it had an unnatural gloss. Yasu explained. 'Sorry, jade. Just checking to make sure your not a demon' This time it was Maeck's turn to say 'Okay.'
Sorry, short chapter, but I have run out of time. Yasu will be in at least one more chapter, and more, if it is chazbone's will. REVIEW!!
Maeck woke suddenly, deep into the night, with a wet cloth around his eyes. He saw nothing, felt cold, and heard a drunken voice from behind him. 'GHEED KILL EVIL MAGI!!!' As soon as he heard this, he felt a dull object whacking him on the back of the head. Gheed had chosen, out of his arseal of killing weapons, a rolled up newspaper. 'SWIFT AND PAINFUL DEATH TO YOU!!! GHEED'S HOLY POWER KILLS!!!' Maeck created a magi eye to watch from above, to allow him to see where Gheed was. He was behind him, a wet rag covering Maeck's eyes in one hand, a rolled up newspaper in the other. "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!' Gheed screamed. Maeck launched a bolt of magi at gheed. Maeck made one big mistake. He fired it as though he were shooting through the eye's perspective, so, instead of hitting Gheed, he made a lot of noise, and a hole in the rogue encampment's wall. Needless to say, everyone woke up. A strange man poked his head through the wall. 'Hello?!? Is anyone here?!? Ya know, there's a hole in your wall. Holy (censored, for the younger audiences), GHEED!!! GET OFF THE MAGE!!!' Gheed screamed at the top of his lungs, got off Maeck, and ran around in a small circle, screaming 'YASU!!!! DO NOT HURT POOR GHEED!!!! GHEED KILL EVIL, LIKE YOU, SEE?!?! GHEED EVEN HAVE KATANA!!' He held up the newspaper. This strangely dressed 'yasu' calmly walked to gheed's circle, put his right hand on the hilt of his odd, bent sword, and, in drawing it, slashed the newspaper in half. He then proceeded to use his left hand to knock gheed out in a single blow. Meanwhile, the camp was slowly but surly, emerging from their tents, and asking each other questions none of them knew the answers to. Yasu walked up to Maeck and introduced himself. 'I am Yasu, samurai.' 'Maeck, magi alterer.' 'The heck is that?' Maeck sighed, and said 'something like a mage' 'okay.' As they shook hands, Maeck noticed yasu's hand felt a little odd. He looked down to dicover it had an unnatural gloss. Yasu explained. 'Sorry, jade. Just checking to make sure your not a demon' This time it was Maeck's turn to say 'Okay.'
Sorry, short chapter, but I have run out of time. Yasu will be in at least one more chapter, and more, if it is chazbone's will. REVIEW!!