Sorry to all my fans\stalkers\annoying people who won't go away for not
writing for so long. Here I go! Another chapter!
All of the rouge encampment residents (save Gheed) surrounded a fire, a few days later.
'Well' Skye said, 'The Skeleton king awaits your grand assault, noble heroes. I have decided to send mercenaries along to assist you, or at least fend off his minions.'
'Wait a minute' Yasu said. 'who decided I was coming?'
'No one did,' Skye responded. 'I wasn't including you'
'oh.' Yasu said, and began to pout. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Gheed stumbled in, wet and horribly drunk. Without a word, he tripped, and passed out on the fire.
'Oh' Yasu repeated, 'That sucks'
'What?' Skye asked
'the fire isn't nearly so warm any more.'
'shouldn't someone help him out?' a mercenary naively asked.
'Bah, too lazy' Maeck said.
'I like ham' was all Yasu had to say on the subject (you see, Gheed was being cooked.)
Skye looked around for any more input. When no one else spoke up, he said, 'I guess that settles it, then.'
Hours later, it was decided that Maeck had to clean up the bowel movement that had, inevidably, been made by Gheed, (still, the fire cooked on and on and on.) and, as soon as he was finished, they would go kill Skeleton King. While cleaning, he discovered hundreds of thousands of gold in the poo. Apparently, Gheed had decided to hide his fortune made from poor travelers gambling. So, every time he made a bowel movement, hed reached back into the little hole (what, it's not like they have running water) and ate his coins again. Now, however, they were Maeck's.
Sorry, another short chapter, out of time at the moment, be back soon. I know it's a little vulgar, but I'm the one writing her, not you, so, yeah, um uh, I had a point at some time.
All of the rouge encampment residents (save Gheed) surrounded a fire, a few days later.
'Well' Skye said, 'The Skeleton king awaits your grand assault, noble heroes. I have decided to send mercenaries along to assist you, or at least fend off his minions.'
'Wait a minute' Yasu said. 'who decided I was coming?'
'No one did,' Skye responded. 'I wasn't including you'
'oh.' Yasu said, and began to pout. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Gheed stumbled in, wet and horribly drunk. Without a word, he tripped, and passed out on the fire.
'Oh' Yasu repeated, 'That sucks'
'What?' Skye asked
'the fire isn't nearly so warm any more.'
'shouldn't someone help him out?' a mercenary naively asked.
'Bah, too lazy' Maeck said.
'I like ham' was all Yasu had to say on the subject (you see, Gheed was being cooked.)
Skye looked around for any more input. When no one else spoke up, he said, 'I guess that settles it, then.'
Hours later, it was decided that Maeck had to clean up the bowel movement that had, inevidably, been made by Gheed, (still, the fire cooked on and on and on.) and, as soon as he was finished, they would go kill Skeleton King. While cleaning, he discovered hundreds of thousands of gold in the poo. Apparently, Gheed had decided to hide his fortune made from poor travelers gambling. So, every time he made a bowel movement, hed reached back into the little hole (what, it's not like they have running water) and ate his coins again. Now, however, they were Maeck's.
Sorry, another short chapter, out of time at the moment, be back soon. I know it's a little vulgar, but I'm the one writing her, not you, so, yeah, um uh, I had a point at some time.