The Simpsons All Normal Day
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One day at the Simpson home the family was sitting at the table eating breakfast. Marge just set down a plate of bacon and eggs on the table for everybody. "Mmmmmm, bacon," Homer says as he starts to drool all over his food. "Oh Homer, don't drool all over your food, It'll get all wet," said Marge. "That's okay, honey. I don't mind eating wet food." "You mean like a cat?" said Bart. "Uhhhh yeah. Wait a minute, DOH!" said Homer. Bart and Lisa went off to school, Homer went to work, and Marge started to wash the dishes.
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Homer was sleeping, and snoring heavily when suddenly Lenny came in and said, "Hey Homer." "Ahhhhhh leave me alone blue monkey aliens!! Oh. It's just you Lenny. I had a wonderful dream that had purple cat aliens that wanted to kill me," said Homer. "But you yelled out blue monkey aliens, not purple cat aliens," said Lenny. "No, the blue monkey aliens were just trying to wake me up," said Homer stupidly. Suddenly Smithers comes up on the intercom and says, "Homer, please come to Mr. Burn's office right away." "I bet they're going to give me my promotion I've been wanting," said Homer. When Homer got to Mr. Burn's office, Mr. Burns looked mad. "What's with all this blue monkey aliens you're blabbing about!?" yelled Mr. Burns. "Hey! They were purple cat aliens Mr. I think I know everything man." said Homer angrily.
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Miss Krabappel was doing some multiplication in the class. "What's 10x10?" she asked. "20," answered Bart. "No, that's adding 10, and you didn't even raise your hand," said Miss Krabappel. "I thought 10x10 was 20?" said Bart. "No, 10x10 is 100. 10+10 is 20. Do the math," said Miss Krabappel. "Your the teacher. Anyway, this is your math world, I just live in it," said Bart. "Unfortunently, that's true. But it would be nice to get you out of my math world." said Miss Krabappel. "Hey, teachers aren't suppose to to say those kinds of things," complained Bart. "Tough luck, I don't play by the rules," said Miss Krabappel. The class starts to laugh uncontrollably.
If you want me to write more chapters, plz write a review and tell me
One day at the Simpson home the family was sitting at the table eating breakfast. Marge just set down a plate of bacon and eggs on the table for everybody. "Mmmmmm, bacon," Homer says as he starts to drool all over his food. "Oh Homer, don't drool all over your food, It'll get all wet," said Marge. "That's okay, honey. I don't mind eating wet food." "You mean like a cat?" said Bart. "Uhhhh yeah. Wait a minute, DOH!" said Homer. Bart and Lisa went off to school, Homer went to work, and Marge started to wash the dishes.
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Homer was sleeping, and snoring heavily when suddenly Lenny came in and said, "Hey Homer." "Ahhhhhh leave me alone blue monkey aliens!! Oh. It's just you Lenny. I had a wonderful dream that had purple cat aliens that wanted to kill me," said Homer. "But you yelled out blue monkey aliens, not purple cat aliens," said Lenny. "No, the blue monkey aliens were just trying to wake me up," said Homer stupidly. Suddenly Smithers comes up on the intercom and says, "Homer, please come to Mr. Burn's office right away." "I bet they're going to give me my promotion I've been wanting," said Homer. When Homer got to Mr. Burn's office, Mr. Burns looked mad. "What's with all this blue monkey aliens you're blabbing about!?" yelled Mr. Burns. "Hey! They were purple cat aliens Mr. I think I know everything man." said Homer angrily.
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Miss Krabappel was doing some multiplication in the class. "What's 10x10?" she asked. "20," answered Bart. "No, that's adding 10, and you didn't even raise your hand," said Miss Krabappel. "I thought 10x10 was 20?" said Bart. "No, 10x10 is 100. 10+10 is 20. Do the math," said Miss Krabappel. "Your the teacher. Anyway, this is your math world, I just live in it," said Bart. "Unfortunently, that's true. But it would be nice to get you out of my math world." said Miss Krabappel. "Hey, teachers aren't suppose to to say those kinds of things," complained Bart. "Tough luck, I don't play by the rules," said Miss Krabappel. The class starts to laugh uncontrollably.