Myloko: Wow..people actually want to see their poems here! So, in this
chapter we have MANY more including some from...
Malik: YES!!! SAPHIRE!!! WHOO!!!
Myloko: O_O Yeah.and other people
Malik: -_-.
Y. Malik: Idiot...girls are the enemy! Anyway, to disclaim this, no one owns anything except for their own poems. And now, chapter 2 of our *thrilling* museum of...*reads cards* poems -_- Our first poem today is by..Saphire
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: And it's called...*reads card again* "Funny Bunny Albinoism" O_O:
There once was a freaky man who lived in a big castle on an island in the middle of nowhere. He was rich but really gay and had one of his eyes changed O_O and was an Albino ALSO O_O. And all he would ever do was eat cheese and fancy wine but somehow never get fat or drunk because he was just to stupid :P and then he was beaten by some 3 foot tall high school kid and ran off crying and then got his strange eye stolen and was just there. Moral of the story, rich dudes that are albinos and live in da middle of nowhere should not be trusted and are usually wippy gay ppls XP!!!
Everyone: O_O
Y. Malik: Yeah.O_O anyway, our second poem is by..*sigh* Saphire again.
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: This one's called...*reads card again* "Tribute To A Turban" oh goodie...:
OK so there once was this dude and this dude was egyptian but no one knows what his hair was like cause he always has the this turban thingy and so we have dubbed him "the turban dude". And he had these funky things that were like artifacts and stuff and he wore this cloak/dress thingy O_O and then there was this girl who was skinnier than humanly possible that did not know how to shut up. So one day a little kirby came up to the girl and slapped her mouth shut yet she was still able to rant on and on about friendship so then the kirby tied her up and tossed her in a volcano and till this day you can still here her friendship rants from the depths of it.... and then this cool dude that was a blonde eygptian with a cool other half thingy went up to the lame and boring turban dude and then her went all other halfy and then this big gold stick he carried turned into a knife and he like stabbed him but the turban dude was way to boring to feel it so he just kinda stood there and then walked off to get some EFC ^^
Everyone: O_O
Myloko: that's MY EFC!!!
Y. Malik: well anyway, our next poem is from...*reads card AGAIN* JenniChan. And it doesn't have a title but anyway...:
There was a pharoh from egypt,
Who watched over his dear aibou.
But he went out one day,
For games he could play,
And sadly caught a bad flu.
Myloko: Maybe you should get some glasses Yami-kun ^_^ And, Saphire feels like talking so..
Saphire: HI!!! I FINALLY FINISHED MY PAPER!!!!*Dances for joy!!*
Malik: YAY SAPHIRE!!! ^_^
Saphire: YAY!!!!!! ^^ now I can surf da web YAY!!! and do other things no that my paper is COMPLETE ^^!!!!!!!! *continues to dance with utmost joy ^^*
Myloko: Yeah..great. Ever thought of you two getting a room?
Saphire: o_O??? um........ no not really O_O
Y. Malik: You should.. anyway, our next poem is from...oh joy..Myloko
Myloko: Yeah, I call it "Ode to a Midget"
There once was a midget who was REALLY short *like, 3 feet* and he was supposedly really smart but, because he was so smart and short he got beaten up a lot. This boy had no parents and lived with his grandfather who owned a game shop. This boy, like a few others, had another person living inside of them. His other was the former pharaoh of Egypt. He was also very good looking, had excellent fashion sense, was never beaten up, and was the king of games. The short boy looked up to everyone and not too many people liked him. He had a few friends while the other didn't prefer friends. The boy had a crush on one of his friends but his friend was an idiot brunette who liked his other half better than him. This boy's other half never went away because he was too damn important and, the boy would get jealous sometimes. His few friends consisted of a dumb blonde, a dumb brunette, an air-headed brunette, a tough blonde, a scary black-haired dude who was obsessed with dice, an albino with an other half and a blonde egyptian with an other half as well. The blonde egyptian, his other half, and the albino's other wanted to kill the boy but never succeeded. In the end, the boy turned out to be a wad and had a job asking "do you want fries with that?" while is other was just...there
Yugi: Just because it's true doesn't mean that it's accurate.;_;
Y. Malik: Wuss
Myloko: I agree
Malik: I think he needs a hug
Yugi: That would be nice..^_^
Everyone: NO!!!
Y. Malik: Anyway.... our next poem is from..*reads card which is now giving him a headache* Saphire..again...
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING NOT CHEERING!!! We don't know what it's called but, here it is anyway:
There once was this dude who was really insane/mean and he had a beard O.o and this dude had this cloak thingy and had a son and a daughter and he was all mean and heated up a sword and hurt this dude so his son got mad and changed into the alter ego thing and he got REALLY mad/happy O_O and he took this gold rod thingy and killed da dude O_O and all of them was wearing cloaks in ancient egypt O.O moral: Dun tick off ya kids if they had evil alter egos!
Everyone: O_O
Y. Malik: So...? He deserved it!
Myloko: It's okay Yami-kun..we all know that he did deserve it COUGHmeanieCOUGH
Malik: Father..;_;
Y.Malik: And now, a last-minute add-in....*reads card which now upgrades his headache to a full migrane* from Sarah aka Celebi which has no title, but, here it is anyway:
I don't see why Y.Malik is so mean, but I guess I like him too! Since the fan girls go for the hikari, the yami's I like ta' choose!^.^
I even like the odd albino, the freaky psycho boy too, I could care less about the Pharaoh, but other fan girls do! MY yami loves dog-boy, unfortunately it's true, but she helps me torture Seto! So I guess she can be kewl!^.^
Malik: Interesting..
Myloko: Anyway, that's all for now. Ja! And, keep sending stuff ^_~
Malik: YES!!! SAPHIRE!!! WHOO!!!
Myloko: O_O Yeah.and other people
Malik: -_-.
Y. Malik: Idiot...girls are the enemy! Anyway, to disclaim this, no one owns anything except for their own poems. And now, chapter 2 of our *thrilling* museum of...*reads cards* poems -_- Our first poem today is by..Saphire
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: And it's called...*reads card again* "Funny Bunny Albinoism" O_O:
There once was a freaky man who lived in a big castle on an island in the middle of nowhere. He was rich but really gay and had one of his eyes changed O_O and was an Albino ALSO O_O. And all he would ever do was eat cheese and fancy wine but somehow never get fat or drunk because he was just to stupid :P and then he was beaten by some 3 foot tall high school kid and ran off crying and then got his strange eye stolen and was just there. Moral of the story, rich dudes that are albinos and live in da middle of nowhere should not be trusted and are usually wippy gay ppls XP!!!
Everyone: O_O
Y. Malik: Yeah.O_O anyway, our second poem is by..*sigh* Saphire again.
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: This one's called...*reads card again* "Tribute To A Turban" oh goodie...:
OK so there once was this dude and this dude was egyptian but no one knows what his hair was like cause he always has the this turban thingy and so we have dubbed him "the turban dude". And he had these funky things that were like artifacts and stuff and he wore this cloak/dress thingy O_O and then there was this girl who was skinnier than humanly possible that did not know how to shut up. So one day a little kirby came up to the girl and slapped her mouth shut yet she was still able to rant on and on about friendship so then the kirby tied her up and tossed her in a volcano and till this day you can still here her friendship rants from the depths of it.... and then this cool dude that was a blonde eygptian with a cool other half thingy went up to the lame and boring turban dude and then her went all other halfy and then this big gold stick he carried turned into a knife and he like stabbed him but the turban dude was way to boring to feel it so he just kinda stood there and then walked off to get some EFC ^^
Everyone: O_O
Myloko: that's MY EFC!!!
Y. Malik: well anyway, our next poem is from...*reads card AGAIN* JenniChan. And it doesn't have a title but anyway...:
There was a pharoh from egypt,
Who watched over his dear aibou.
But he went out one day,
For games he could play,
And sadly caught a bad flu.
Myloko: Maybe you should get some glasses Yami-kun ^_^ And, Saphire feels like talking so..
Saphire: HI!!! I FINALLY FINISHED MY PAPER!!!!*Dances for joy!!*
Malik: YAY SAPHIRE!!! ^_^
Saphire: YAY!!!!!! ^^ now I can surf da web YAY!!! and do other things no that my paper is COMPLETE ^^!!!!!!!! *continues to dance with utmost joy ^^*
Myloko: Yeah..great. Ever thought of you two getting a room?
Saphire: o_O??? um........ no not really O_O
Y. Malik: You should.. anyway, our next poem is from...oh joy..Myloko
Myloko: Yeah, I call it "Ode to a Midget"
There once was a midget who was REALLY short *like, 3 feet* and he was supposedly really smart but, because he was so smart and short he got beaten up a lot. This boy had no parents and lived with his grandfather who owned a game shop. This boy, like a few others, had another person living inside of them. His other was the former pharaoh of Egypt. He was also very good looking, had excellent fashion sense, was never beaten up, and was the king of games. The short boy looked up to everyone and not too many people liked him. He had a few friends while the other didn't prefer friends. The boy had a crush on one of his friends but his friend was an idiot brunette who liked his other half better than him. This boy's other half never went away because he was too damn important and, the boy would get jealous sometimes. His few friends consisted of a dumb blonde, a dumb brunette, an air-headed brunette, a tough blonde, a scary black-haired dude who was obsessed with dice, an albino with an other half and a blonde egyptian with an other half as well. The blonde egyptian, his other half, and the albino's other wanted to kill the boy but never succeeded. In the end, the boy turned out to be a wad and had a job asking "do you want fries with that?" while is other was just...there
Yugi: Just because it's true doesn't mean that it's accurate.;_;
Y. Malik: Wuss
Myloko: I agree
Malik: I think he needs a hug
Yugi: That would be nice..^_^
Everyone: NO!!!
Y. Malik: Anyway.... our next poem is from..*reads card which is now giving him a headache* Saphire..again...
Malik: WHOO!!!
Y. Malik: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING NOT CHEERING!!! We don't know what it's called but, here it is anyway:
There once was this dude who was really insane/mean and he had a beard O.o and this dude had this cloak thingy and had a son and a daughter and he was all mean and heated up a sword and hurt this dude so his son got mad and changed into the alter ego thing and he got REALLY mad/happy O_O and he took this gold rod thingy and killed da dude O_O and all of them was wearing cloaks in ancient egypt O.O moral: Dun tick off ya kids if they had evil alter egos!
Everyone: O_O
Y. Malik: So...? He deserved it!
Myloko: It's okay Yami-kun..we all know that he did deserve it COUGHmeanieCOUGH
Malik: Father..;_;
Y.Malik: And now, a last-minute add-in....*reads card which now upgrades his headache to a full migrane* from Sarah aka Celebi which has no title, but, here it is anyway:
I don't see why Y.Malik is so mean, but I guess I like him too! Since the fan girls go for the hikari, the yami's I like ta' choose!^.^
I even like the odd albino, the freaky psycho boy too, I could care less about the Pharaoh, but other fan girls do! MY yami loves dog-boy, unfortunately it's true, but she helps me torture Seto! So I guess she can be kewl!^.^
Malik: Interesting..
Myloko: Anyway, that's all for now. Ja! And, keep sending stuff ^_~