Myloko: Welcome back to another addition of the *not so bright* Yu-Gi-Oh!
Poem collection! Excuse us all for the updates. I've kinda been working at
a summer camp for the last week and I'm behind in the rest of my stories.
Plus, Saphire aint home today cuz she's at her cousin's wedding in Georgia
so she'll have more in the the next chapter. And...
Malik: ME AND SAPHY ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Myloko: great...and guess who gets stuck planning and paying for this wedding...ME! Anyway, it's taking place on...August 25th *which is tomorrow at the date of writing this* in our weird aim chatroom which has now spawned a *soon to be* story known as the Yu-Gi-Oh! Soap Operas.
Yami Malik: great..anyway, I got glasses *sniff* so I can now read all of the *lovely* poems that everyone sends in. So, our first poem today is by..ABL aka AnimeBakuraLover. The title is "Yugi and Co." and it reads:
Yugi is a midget with hair like porcupines, he maybe no-so-usual but his Yami sure is fine. This very wierd thing happens when his 3-D puzzle glow, he shouts, Yu-Gi-Oh and out pops his egyptian alter-ego!
People call him dog-boy and I don't blame them one-bit. With his nose for sniffing yummy food and a stomach like a bottomless pit!0_o
I love this cute albino he's as best as it can be,
his alter-ego's hot and it makes me want to SQUEEEEEEEE!0.o;;;
Myloko: nice thing on Yugi, Joey and Bakura.
Yami Malik: yeah...Joey is a bottomless pit. Anyway, our next poem is from... Rein Aka Gracewolf and it says:
I know this poem is pretty bad,
And my rhyming skills are sad,
But all you Yami fans must agree,
He doesn't belong with Téa,
'Cause he belongs with me! (Me meaning the person reading the poem)
Myloko: Me dun like YamixTea stories.... but, me likes Yami ^_^
Yami Malik: what about me?
Malik: *humming around various wedding songs*
Myloko: Me like you too *huggles Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Anyway, our next poem is from Rein Aka Gracewolf again and it goes like this:
One's an albino,
So kind and so sweet,
The other is a tomb robber,
Full of darkness and deciet,
But I know that deep inside,
There is one who is so kind,
That's why Bakura is my bishi!
Myloko: If Saphire was here she'd love that poem but, she's gonna hafta read it when she gets back.
Malik: SAPHY!
Yami Malik: Yeah....*sweat drop* Anyway, our next poem is from..Rein Aka Gracewolf *again* and this one says:
One with dark and mystic power,
Seeked to make all others cower,
In the blackness of his hate,
Passed the great ancient times of late.
Now he's out to try it once more,
But Yami'll force to death's door.
Myloko: Who is she talking about there? My logic is missing again so I'm confused O_O.
Yami Malik: You can lose your logic?
Myloko: Yeah, happens all the time. It's why most blondes are ditzy! *Yeah, I'm blonde, I use that excuse a lot*
Malik: I have logic? O_O
Everyone Else: *sweat drop*
Yami Malik: Continuing now, our next poem is from...
Myloko: ME!
Yami Malik: O_O
Myloko: Me needs SUGAR! So, me wrote this about peoples who get too much sugar! I call it "Sugar High!"
There once were these three boys who had these good looking spirits inside of them. Most people preferred their darker halves mostly because they were better looking. As time went on the boys found themselves jealous of their other halves and figured that the only way that they could stand up to them was to get sugar high so one day they went to the grocery store and bought a 20lb bag of sugar. They quickly ate it and soon confronted their other halves. They explained their situation by saying "Yami dears, it's time to hear, this stuff is all messed up. You get the girls while we get the hurls from our alcohol that just won't give up. Sadly it seems jealously takes the lead and we're taking action now. Sorry for the intrustion but our minds have gone a losin' and this might hurt a lot" The three then revealed frying pans from behind their backs and promptly went to hitting their other halves. By the time they were done all that remained of their fun was a pile of bruised bodies. The moral of this story is: spend some time with your others or they'll seek revenge in the ways of sugar and alcohol..
Malik: SUGAR!
Yami Malik: I'm gonna leave now....*runs like hell towards Saphire's house*
Myloko: Well, that's our chapter for today so, keep fit and have fun! No wait, wrong add ^_~
Malik: ME AND SAPHY ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Myloko: great...and guess who gets stuck planning and paying for this wedding...ME! Anyway, it's taking place on...August 25th *which is tomorrow at the date of writing this* in our weird aim chatroom which has now spawned a *soon to be* story known as the Yu-Gi-Oh! Soap Operas.
Yami Malik: great..anyway, I got glasses *sniff* so I can now read all of the *lovely* poems that everyone sends in. So, our first poem today is by..ABL aka AnimeBakuraLover. The title is "Yugi and Co." and it reads:
Yugi is a midget with hair like porcupines, he maybe no-so-usual but his Yami sure is fine. This very wierd thing happens when his 3-D puzzle glow, he shouts, Yu-Gi-Oh and out pops his egyptian alter-ego!
People call him dog-boy and I don't blame them one-bit. With his nose for sniffing yummy food and a stomach like a bottomless pit!0_o
I love this cute albino he's as best as it can be,
his alter-ego's hot and it makes me want to SQUEEEEEEEE!0.o;;;
Myloko: nice thing on Yugi, Joey and Bakura.
Yami Malik: yeah...Joey is a bottomless pit. Anyway, our next poem is from... Rein Aka Gracewolf and it says:
I know this poem is pretty bad,
And my rhyming skills are sad,
But all you Yami fans must agree,
He doesn't belong with Téa,
'Cause he belongs with me! (Me meaning the person reading the poem)
Myloko: Me dun like YamixTea stories.... but, me likes Yami ^_^
Yami Malik: what about me?
Malik: *humming around various wedding songs*
Myloko: Me like you too *huggles Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Anyway, our next poem is from Rein Aka Gracewolf again and it goes like this:
One's an albino,
So kind and so sweet,
The other is a tomb robber,
Full of darkness and deciet,
But I know that deep inside,
There is one who is so kind,
That's why Bakura is my bishi!
Myloko: If Saphire was here she'd love that poem but, she's gonna hafta read it when she gets back.
Malik: SAPHY!
Yami Malik: Yeah....*sweat drop* Anyway, our next poem is from..Rein Aka Gracewolf *again* and this one says:
One with dark and mystic power,
Seeked to make all others cower,
In the blackness of his hate,
Passed the great ancient times of late.
Now he's out to try it once more,
But Yami'll force to death's door.
Myloko: Who is she talking about there? My logic is missing again so I'm confused O_O.
Yami Malik: You can lose your logic?
Myloko: Yeah, happens all the time. It's why most blondes are ditzy! *Yeah, I'm blonde, I use that excuse a lot*
Malik: I have logic? O_O
Everyone Else: *sweat drop*
Yami Malik: Continuing now, our next poem is from...
Myloko: ME!
Yami Malik: O_O
Myloko: Me needs SUGAR! So, me wrote this about peoples who get too much sugar! I call it "Sugar High!"
There once were these three boys who had these good looking spirits inside of them. Most people preferred their darker halves mostly because they were better looking. As time went on the boys found themselves jealous of their other halves and figured that the only way that they could stand up to them was to get sugar high so one day they went to the grocery store and bought a 20lb bag of sugar. They quickly ate it and soon confronted their other halves. They explained their situation by saying "Yami dears, it's time to hear, this stuff is all messed up. You get the girls while we get the hurls from our alcohol that just won't give up. Sadly it seems jealously takes the lead and we're taking action now. Sorry for the intrustion but our minds have gone a losin' and this might hurt a lot" The three then revealed frying pans from behind their backs and promptly went to hitting their other halves. By the time they were done all that remained of their fun was a pile of bruised bodies. The moral of this story is: spend some time with your others or they'll seek revenge in the ways of sugar and alcohol..
Malik: SUGAR!
Yami Malik: I'm gonna leave now....*runs like hell towards Saphire's house*
Myloko: Well, that's our chapter for today so, keep fit and have fun! No wait, wrong add ^_~