DISCLAIMER: Don't sue me. I don't own pokemon.
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Announcer: Yeah, you probably remember what happened last time, and can also probably figure out what's going on now unless you are a complete retard.
--- Mean while, in a little kids house:
Little kid: MOMMY! HE CALLED ME A RETARD! WAAAAH!
Okay, back to the story. ---
Jesse: To protect the world from.oh forget it! You know what, this really sucks! I mean, we say this every episode, and it doesn't make any sense! I mean, protect? We're bad guys! We don't 'protect'! And why do we unite people? Who says we want to unite? UNITING SUCKS! And then there's the part about 'the evil of truth and love'? What about the evil of 'lies and hate'? It sounds so much more evil! And why the hell do we say our names? So the cops can track us down and put us in jail? I QUIT THIS STUPID JOB! I'm going to go work on Digimon or some other anime.
Jesse runs off.
James: Fine, I guess meowth and I are alone on this one. Actually, I'm glad she's gone! When we dress up, she always makes me be the girl! Sheesh, just because she wants to cross dress doesn't mean I do!
Meowth: Um, I quit too! I'm tired of that dumb motto and all your stupid rants! Why all the rants? I mean, you never catch me ranting about anything! NEVER! I never talk in a long pointless fashion just to complain, but Jesse and James do it ALL THE TIME! Good bye.
Meowth runs off.
James: Well, I guess I'll have to use the same boring pokemon I always do. Go, barf ba-I mean Weezing.
Weezing comes out of the pokeball, and runs off.
James: Well, I guess if weezing quits, I quit. Find your self some stupid problem to solve, or help people, or teach a self help class or whatever you goody-two-shoes do.
James runs off..
Ash: You really think they're going to quit?
Misty: Nah.
Tracey: Wow! James and Jesse and all their pokemon ran off! I better sketch this an-WOW! Look at this blade of grass! It's HALF GREEN AND HALF BROWN!
Ash: Uh oh! I think I hear people fighting in the distance!
Misty: But if no one knows we heard, then they can't really care that we didn't help them, right?
Ash: Hey yeah! That's a really good idea! I might never have to help some one again!
A random guy comes running up.
Random Guy: Hey, I've got a problem, can you help me?
Ash: *sigh* I guess so. Let me guess, you're just a random guy that popped out of no where so we could be stuck helping you with your stupid problem, right.
Random Guy: Yeah, aren't I such a jerk? Budding into other peoples business to make them solve my problems?
Ash: Hell yeah! Now what's your name?
Random Guy: Randy Guy.
Ash: Figures. Oh well, I'm bored of this. I don't care about the announcer, I'm ending this. Right now. Good bye.
Pikachu: Pika pi pi pi! (And I still have to pee!)
Announcer: Will Ash calm down? What's Randy Guys problem (Aside from the obvious)? Will pikachu ever get to pee? Find out..uh..sometime, I guess.
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Nyte: There, I put up Chapter 2 just like I promised. Aren't I nice? Actually, I'm just bored.
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Announcer: Yeah, you probably remember what happened last time, and can also probably figure out what's going on now unless you are a complete retard.
--- Mean while, in a little kids house:
Little kid: MOMMY! HE CALLED ME A RETARD! WAAAAH!
Okay, back to the story. ---
Jesse: To protect the world from.oh forget it! You know what, this really sucks! I mean, we say this every episode, and it doesn't make any sense! I mean, protect? We're bad guys! We don't 'protect'! And why do we unite people? Who says we want to unite? UNITING SUCKS! And then there's the part about 'the evil of truth and love'? What about the evil of 'lies and hate'? It sounds so much more evil! And why the hell do we say our names? So the cops can track us down and put us in jail? I QUIT THIS STUPID JOB! I'm going to go work on Digimon or some other anime.
Jesse runs off.
James: Fine, I guess meowth and I are alone on this one. Actually, I'm glad she's gone! When we dress up, she always makes me be the girl! Sheesh, just because she wants to cross dress doesn't mean I do!
Meowth: Um, I quit too! I'm tired of that dumb motto and all your stupid rants! Why all the rants? I mean, you never catch me ranting about anything! NEVER! I never talk in a long pointless fashion just to complain, but Jesse and James do it ALL THE TIME! Good bye.
Meowth runs off.
James: Well, I guess I'll have to use the same boring pokemon I always do. Go, barf ba-I mean Weezing.
Weezing comes out of the pokeball, and runs off.
James: Well, I guess if weezing quits, I quit. Find your self some stupid problem to solve, or help people, or teach a self help class or whatever you goody-two-shoes do.
James runs off..
Ash: You really think they're going to quit?
Misty: Nah.
Tracey: Wow! James and Jesse and all their pokemon ran off! I better sketch this an-WOW! Look at this blade of grass! It's HALF GREEN AND HALF BROWN!
Ash: Uh oh! I think I hear people fighting in the distance!
Misty: But if no one knows we heard, then they can't really care that we didn't help them, right?
Ash: Hey yeah! That's a really good idea! I might never have to help some one again!
A random guy comes running up.
Random Guy: Hey, I've got a problem, can you help me?
Ash: *sigh* I guess so. Let me guess, you're just a random guy that popped out of no where so we could be stuck helping you with your stupid problem, right.
Random Guy: Yeah, aren't I such a jerk? Budding into other peoples business to make them solve my problems?
Ash: Hell yeah! Now what's your name?
Random Guy: Randy Guy.
Ash: Figures. Oh well, I'm bored of this. I don't care about the announcer, I'm ending this. Right now. Good bye.
Pikachu: Pika pi pi pi! (And I still have to pee!)
Announcer: Will Ash calm down? What's Randy Guys problem (Aside from the obvious)? Will pikachu ever get to pee? Find out..uh..sometime, I guess.
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Nyte: There, I put up Chapter 2 just like I promised. Aren't I nice? Actually, I'm just bored.