DISCLAIMER: Do I have to type this for every chapter? I don't own pokemon!!

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Announcer: Oh, some weird guy as a dumb problem.

Ash: So, what do you need help with?

Randy Guy: It's horrible! The worst thing that has ever happened to me!

Misty: Oh, just tell us what it is already.

Randy guy: MY PEN IS OUT OF INK!

Ash: You took us out of our IMPORTANT journey just to tell us your PEN IS OUT OF INK?

Randy Guy: And my tentacool won't refill it! Now I can't write anything!

Ash: So? What's your point?

Misty: Yeah, you're probably not that great of a writer anyway.

Randy Guy: But why won't my tentacool refill my pen with its ink?

Ash: Have you tried CATCHING the tentacool?

Randy Guy: CATCHING? What's that?

Ash: You mean you go around asking pokemon to do things without catching them first?

Misty: Gee, you're a loser! We're out of here!

Tracey: Wow! A real live loser! I better sketch this!

Randy Guy: Wow! Thanks! You've taught me all my mistakes! You're heroes!

Ash: WHY DOES EVERYTHING I DO LOOK LIKE I HELPED SOMEONE?

Misty: I really don't know.

Officer Jenny rides up on her motorcycle.

Officer Jenny: Hey, are you the kids that help people a lot?

Ash: Sadly, yes.

Officer Jenny: Great! Can you help me stop the dangerous, fearsome, horrible, evil, terrible, ferocious, ultima-

Ash: JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Officer Jenny: -Ultimate MAGIKARP SQUAD OF DEATH BRINGING DOOM?

Ash: Uh, maybe next chapter if you get us away from Randy Guy!

Officer Jenny: Sure, just hop in to my motorcycle which conveniently has just enough room for all of us!

Pikachu: Pika! Pi pi pika chu chu pika kachu! (I still have to pee! If I hold it for one more chapter I might explode!)

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Nyte: Thanks for the reviews ^^ Sorry for the short chapter, the next one will be longer.