Nyte: Sorry it took so long, I was really busy with things. Thanks for the reviews. AND I STIL DON'T OWN POKEMON!

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Announcer: Officer Jenny has taken Ash and Co. away from that horribly annoying Randy Guy. But do you really care? DO YOU REALLY CARE? ASK YOURSELF: DO YOU REALLY CAAAAAAAARE?

Ash: Shut up and get on with it already!

Announcer: What if I don't WANT to, huh? Who are you to order me around? I have the most important job on this show, but do I ever get any respect? NO! No respect for the poor guy who has to talk at the beginning and end of every episode AND DOESN'T EVEN GET HIS FACE ON THE SCREEN!

Ash: Uh, I hate to break it to you, but you do NOT have a very important job at all.

Announcer: What do you mean by that?

Ash: Well, all you do is point out something totally obvious at the beginning, and then say something really stupid at the end.

Announcer: Exactly! Without me al the stupid kids out there would be totally lost! LOST I TELL YOU!

^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v Meanwhile, in the some other kids house.

Kid: MOMMY! MOMMY! He thinks I'm stupid!

Kids Mom: You ARE stupid.

Kid: Oh..yeah! I forgot!

Back to the story. ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v

Announcer: See? People would be lost without me! LOST!

Ash: Whatever. Can we get on with the episode already?

Announcer: NO! I demand some on screen time! Or I won't feel special!

Ash: You're NOT!

Announcer: But I'll CRY!

Pikachu*whispers to Ash*: Pika pika chu chu chu pika pika chu chu pichu pika pika! (Hey, let him on! Then I can pee on him!)

Ash: You're right Pikachu, if we don't let him on, then we might never get on with the show!

Pikachu: Pika pik pika chu pika. (Well, that's not what I said, but okay.)

Ash: Fine, you can show your ugly mu-erm, face on television.

Announcer: YAY! *jumps in front of camera* Hey kids, I'm the announcer! I'm your friend! Now, watch the little clock going back and forth! You are getting sleepy.you're asleep! I hope.NOW YOU WILL OBEY ME! GO DESTROY THINGS! DESTROY THEM I TELL YO-

Pikachu: *jumps up on announcer and pees on him*

Announcer: Aaah.acid pee! I think I'm going to die.or at least go off screen.

Ash: Well, whoever knew he was a psycho? Oh well, on with the show!

Officer Jenny: *pulls over her motercycle* Okay, there they are! *points to a pair of almost lifeless flopping magikarp*

Ash: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF?

Officer Jenny: You'll see! LOOK!

Magikarp: *flop onto the sand, leaving an imprint*

Officer Jenny: NOOO! NOT THE SAND! WHY?!?! WHY THE SAND! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Ash: Um, okay then.Pikachu! Take care of this!

Pikachu: *thunderbolts magikarp*

Magikarp: *are both reduced to dust*

Officer Jenny: OH THANK YOU! You're a hero! You have accomplished what few others have ever done! Oh, you're great and all powerful!

Ash: Um, yeah, thanks, I guess.

Misty: Whatever, let's leave.

Ash: Okay. I'm gonna go get a badge or something.

Officer Jenny: GREAT! There's a Gym near here! You can battle here and stay at out lousy, 1 star pokemon center!

Ash: Oh.joy.

Misty: Yeah. The ultimate joy I am experiencing cannot be compared too.

Ash: That's probably because you're NOT experiencing any joy.

Misty: Oh, yeah.

Ash: What's the name of this town, anyway?

Officer Jenny: Diputsville.

Ash: No wonder. Well, let's go to this lousy pokemon center you speak of.

*Later, they arrive at the pokemon center*

Tracey: WOW! I've never seen anything so unspeakably lousy! I better sketch this!

Ash: Um, seeing as we have to stay here for a while (which I DREAD) can we at least end the episode?

Announcer: Fine! Wil ash blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.*4 hours pass* find out.um, soon I think. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Nyte: That one was a bit longer. Keep the reviews coming!