The Temples of Fanfiction
Chapter 2:Hyrule Disco and the Lunacy Temple!
by Mousse1/2
Author note: So far, I have only gotten a Sage of Lunacy, which is why I am able to write more chapters. But once I'm done this Temple, I won't be able to write again! That's why I need people to volunteer for the parts of the remaining 5 Sages of Fanfiction. The parts open are Angst, Horror, Humor, Action, and Romance. If you forgot the rules, they are on Chapter 1. Oh, and I dont own Zelda. Now, on w/ the fic!
Last time on The Temples of Fanfiction, an evil author named Gossuka came, took over Hyrule AND Termina, told Link he must go to 7 Fanfiction temples and rescue the 7 Sages of Fanfiction to defeat him, and then sent evil Kokiri and fairies after him, which Link (and Saria) defeated with ease. Oh, and Link met Shika, his new super-annoying fairy partner!
Link and Shika were in Hyrule Field, wondering where the temples would be, when suddenly the sky turned dark, and a evil being of total darkness landed on a nearby tree and looked at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S KAEPORA GAEBORA! NOOOOOOOOOOO! EVIL!
Shika: It's Kaepora Gaebora! It's an owl so annoying, it must be an evil servant of Gossuka! Kill it!
Link: Right! Time to die, evil owl!
Link took out his trusty Fairy Bow, and aimed an arrow at Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora: No! Wait! I'm not evil! Just annoying! I have come to tell you where the first temple is!
Link: (putting his bow away) Alright. We'll let you live........... for now. Now tell me where the temple is!
Kaepora Gaebora: Eep. Anyway, (talking like Sheik) It is something that keeps a person happy sometimes, but as it grows in the mind, it can get out of control, plunging the victim into selflessness, causing himself and others to lose their will to live. If you want to save Hyrule (and Termina), you must learn to get used to it. Listen to this, the song that will keep a mind straight when everything else has gone haywire. Listen to this, the Overture of Lunacy.
Kaepora Gaebora then hooted out the Overture, while Link got out his Ocarina.
(really really fast) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ......(long pause) Z
Link: What? There is no Z note on the Ocarina!
Kaepora Gaebora: Well, it's not called the Overture of LUNACY for no reason. Try all of the notes at the same time.
Link: Oh. (after a few tries, finally gets the Overture right.) Hey wait a minute, I thought Sheik is supposed to teach me the songs!
KG(I'm getting tired of writing the entire name out): Yes, but if you remember correctly, Sheik was really Princess Zelda, and right now Zelda is busy being a royal pain in the @$$. So now I get to teach you all of the songs you learn in Hyrule!
Link: Uh-huh. What about Termina.
KG: Oh, someone else will teach you songs there. But, anyway, now you know the song that will open the Lunacy Temple.
Link: OK, now tell me, where is the Lunacy Temple?
KG: Oh, I can't tell you that. You're supposed to figure it out yourself.
Link: (taking the bow out and aiming an arrow at KG agai) You better tell me, or else there's not gonna be an owl alive to teach me the songs.
KG: Eep! Ok, ok, it's in Hyrule Castle Town. Happy now?
Link: Wait a minute, I thought Hyrule Castle Town was broken down and overrun by Redeads!
KG: That was before you defeated Ganondorf, idiot! Now it's a prosperous town with lots of people, and it's population must be huge now that Gossuka has created a bunch of new people.
Link: Oh, ok, whatever. C'mon Shika, let's go straight to Hyrule Castle Town!
Shika: Yeah!
Link and Shika then ran (and flew) to Hyrule Castle Town, where they saw something that astounded them. It was set right in the middle of the town, a colossal building that towered over the rest of town, it's prescence making Link's hair stand on end. For it was an evil building, a forbidden building................ a Disco, right in Hyrule Castle Town!
Link: NO! Not a Disco! Gossuka must have created this, only he is deranged enough to build a Disco!
Unknown person behind Link: Oh is he?
Link: AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?
UPBL: I'm...... SS4 PSYCHO LINK! BWAHAHAHAH! HERE, HAVE SOME CHEESE! (farts in Link's face) BWEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!( runs away into the disco, laughing like a maniac)
Link: Ok, who in the hell was that? I've definitely never seen him before, so he must be one of the Hylians Gossuka created, and his name is way too real to be his real name.
Really Old Hylian: (You know, the old guy in blue that talks about the Sheikah when you're a kid and the lens of truth when you're an adult?) You correct there, young lad, he is one of the Hylians created by Gossuka. Apparantly he is good, as he isn't a dark color like the evil ones. But noone really knows his real name, he just goes by SS4 Psycho Link. It may be his real name, but most of us don't believe him, because he's downright nuts. Oh, and by the way, he's the one that built Hyrule Disco.
Link: WHAT? HE BUILT IT? GOSSUKA ONLY TOOK OVER ABOUT AN HOUR AGO! AND IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT LEAST A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT BEFORE GOSSUKA CREATED NEW HYLIANS! HOW COULD SOMEONE BUILD A DISCO THAT QUICK?
ROH: That's what happens when a crazy psycho lunatic gets a sugar high and finds tools that the carpenters left last time they left.
Link: Oh. Wait a minute. Shika, what's the craziest, most unlikely place to find a serious, dangerous temple?
Shika: Well, let's see, a shop, afishing spot, a carnival, or........... A DISCO! THAT'S IT, LINK! THE LUNACY TEMPLE MUST BE IN THAT DISCO!
Link: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO!
Link and Shika then went inside the Disco.There were people of all races partying. Link could make out SS4 Psycho Link dancing like, what else?, a maniac. There was snack bar lining a whole wall of the Disco, and hanging from the ceiling was a humongous Disco ball, with what looked like a Smiley face with the mouth wide open, tongue hanging out, and googly eyes, on it.
Link: Ok, we're here, now how do we find the Temple?
Shika: How do you think, idiot? Ask the guy who created it!
Link: oh, ok. (walks up to SS4 Psycho Link, who is stuffing a trout down his pants.) Hey, you, ya know where the Lunacy Temple is?
SS4 Psycho Link: Sure! Go right, left, up, down, around and around, and then up Rauru's butt! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Link: ooooook. You're an idiot. Hey, I've got an idea! I'll play the Overture of Lunacy to open the Tempel!
Link then reached into his pack for his ocarina , but found it missing.
Link: HEY! Who took my ocarina?
Shika: LOOK! over there!
Link looked over to where Shika was gesturing to see SS4 Psycho Link dumping Link's ocarina in a bowl of punch and trying to eat it.
Link: HEY! GIMME THAT! (takes ocarina back from SS4 Psycho Link, and cleans the punch out of it.) If this doesn't work, you're dead, psycho boy!
Link then played the Overture of Lunacy.
SS4 Psycho Link: HEY! That song is pretty good.
While SS4 Psycho Link started dancing like a maniac again, Link was quite dissapointed.
Link: Hey, how come nothing has happened? Where's the Lunacy Temple?
Shika: Link, look up!
Sure enough, above Link, the Disco ball was slowly opening, it until it made a entrance large enough for a normal sized Hylian to get through. Then, a staircase dropped down from the entrance, leading to the Lunacy Temple.
SS4 Psycho Link: WHOAH COOL! There must be a huge disco place in there! YIPPEE!
SS4 Psycho Link then ran into the Temple, and, then, for a few moments, there was silence. Until...................
SS4 Psycho Link: AHHHHHHH! SOMEONE'S KIDNAPPING ME! COOL! I AM THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!
Link: Ooooooook, well, he's gone. HYRULE IS SAVED!
Shika: Um, not really, Gossuka is still here. Don't you get it, Link? His insanity, his disco with the temple in it, his going in the temple. SS4 PSYCHO LINK IS THE SAGE OF LUNACY!
Link: Oh. In that case, LET'S SAVE HIM!
Link and Shika then entered the Lunacy Temple, where they were met by a dark, booming, evil voice, who greeted them with a most evil, terrifying phrase.
Dark, booming, evil voice: WAZZZZZZZZZZUP?
Well, it seems as though Link has found his first temple? But will he prevail through the Lunacy Temple without going insane? Find out next chapter! And don't forget to volunteer to be a Sage!
Chapter 2:Hyrule Disco and the Lunacy Temple!
by Mousse1/2
Author note: So far, I have only gotten a Sage of Lunacy, which is why I am able to write more chapters. But once I'm done this Temple, I won't be able to write again! That's why I need people to volunteer for the parts of the remaining 5 Sages of Fanfiction. The parts open are Angst, Horror, Humor, Action, and Romance. If you forgot the rules, they are on Chapter 1. Oh, and I dont own Zelda. Now, on w/ the fic!
Last time on The Temples of Fanfiction, an evil author named Gossuka came, took over Hyrule AND Termina, told Link he must go to 7 Fanfiction temples and rescue the 7 Sages of Fanfiction to defeat him, and then sent evil Kokiri and fairies after him, which Link (and Saria) defeated with ease. Oh, and Link met Shika, his new super-annoying fairy partner!
Link and Shika were in Hyrule Field, wondering where the temples would be, when suddenly the sky turned dark, and a evil being of total darkness landed on a nearby tree and looked at Link.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S KAEPORA GAEBORA! NOOOOOOOOOOO! EVIL!
Shika: It's Kaepora Gaebora! It's an owl so annoying, it must be an evil servant of Gossuka! Kill it!
Link: Right! Time to die, evil owl!
Link took out his trusty Fairy Bow, and aimed an arrow at Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora: No! Wait! I'm not evil! Just annoying! I have come to tell you where the first temple is!
Link: (putting his bow away) Alright. We'll let you live........... for now. Now tell me where the temple is!
Kaepora Gaebora: Eep. Anyway, (talking like Sheik) It is something that keeps a person happy sometimes, but as it grows in the mind, it can get out of control, plunging the victim into selflessness, causing himself and others to lose their will to live. If you want to save Hyrule (and Termina), you must learn to get used to it. Listen to this, the song that will keep a mind straight when everything else has gone haywire. Listen to this, the Overture of Lunacy.
Kaepora Gaebora then hooted out the Overture, while Link got out his Ocarina.
(really really fast) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ......(long pause) Z
Link: What? There is no Z note on the Ocarina!
Kaepora Gaebora: Well, it's not called the Overture of LUNACY for no reason. Try all of the notes at the same time.
Link: Oh. (after a few tries, finally gets the Overture right.) Hey wait a minute, I thought Sheik is supposed to teach me the songs!
KG(I'm getting tired of writing the entire name out): Yes, but if you remember correctly, Sheik was really Princess Zelda, and right now Zelda is busy being a royal pain in the @$$. So now I get to teach you all of the songs you learn in Hyrule!
Link: Uh-huh. What about Termina.
KG: Oh, someone else will teach you songs there. But, anyway, now you know the song that will open the Lunacy Temple.
Link: OK, now tell me, where is the Lunacy Temple?
KG: Oh, I can't tell you that. You're supposed to figure it out yourself.
Link: (taking the bow out and aiming an arrow at KG agai) You better tell me, or else there's not gonna be an owl alive to teach me the songs.
KG: Eep! Ok, ok, it's in Hyrule Castle Town. Happy now?
Link: Wait a minute, I thought Hyrule Castle Town was broken down and overrun by Redeads!
KG: That was before you defeated Ganondorf, idiot! Now it's a prosperous town with lots of people, and it's population must be huge now that Gossuka has created a bunch of new people.
Link: Oh, ok, whatever. C'mon Shika, let's go straight to Hyrule Castle Town!
Shika: Yeah!
Link and Shika then ran (and flew) to Hyrule Castle Town, where they saw something that astounded them. It was set right in the middle of the town, a colossal building that towered over the rest of town, it's prescence making Link's hair stand on end. For it was an evil building, a forbidden building................ a Disco, right in Hyrule Castle Town!
Link: NO! Not a Disco! Gossuka must have created this, only he is deranged enough to build a Disco!
Unknown person behind Link: Oh is he?
Link: AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?
UPBL: I'm...... SS4 PSYCHO LINK! BWAHAHAHAH! HERE, HAVE SOME CHEESE! (farts in Link's face) BWEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!( runs away into the disco, laughing like a maniac)
Link: Ok, who in the hell was that? I've definitely never seen him before, so he must be one of the Hylians Gossuka created, and his name is way too real to be his real name.
Really Old Hylian: (You know, the old guy in blue that talks about the Sheikah when you're a kid and the lens of truth when you're an adult?) You correct there, young lad, he is one of the Hylians created by Gossuka. Apparantly he is good, as he isn't a dark color like the evil ones. But noone really knows his real name, he just goes by SS4 Psycho Link. It may be his real name, but most of us don't believe him, because he's downright nuts. Oh, and by the way, he's the one that built Hyrule Disco.
Link: WHAT? HE BUILT IT? GOSSUKA ONLY TOOK OVER ABOUT AN HOUR AGO! AND IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT LEAST A FEW MINUTES AFTER THAT BEFORE GOSSUKA CREATED NEW HYLIANS! HOW COULD SOMEONE BUILD A DISCO THAT QUICK?
ROH: That's what happens when a crazy psycho lunatic gets a sugar high and finds tools that the carpenters left last time they left.
Link: Oh. Wait a minute. Shika, what's the craziest, most unlikely place to find a serious, dangerous temple?
Shika: Well, let's see, a shop, afishing spot, a carnival, or........... A DISCO! THAT'S IT, LINK! THE LUNACY TEMPLE MUST BE IN THAT DISCO!
Link: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO!
Link and Shika then went inside the Disco.There were people of all races partying. Link could make out SS4 Psycho Link dancing like, what else?, a maniac. There was snack bar lining a whole wall of the Disco, and hanging from the ceiling was a humongous Disco ball, with what looked like a Smiley face with the mouth wide open, tongue hanging out, and googly eyes, on it.
Link: Ok, we're here, now how do we find the Temple?
Shika: How do you think, idiot? Ask the guy who created it!
Link: oh, ok. (walks up to SS4 Psycho Link, who is stuffing a trout down his pants.) Hey, you, ya know where the Lunacy Temple is?
SS4 Psycho Link: Sure! Go right, left, up, down, around and around, and then up Rauru's butt! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Link: ooooook. You're an idiot. Hey, I've got an idea! I'll play the Overture of Lunacy to open the Tempel!
Link then reached into his pack for his ocarina , but found it missing.
Link: HEY! Who took my ocarina?
Shika: LOOK! over there!
Link looked over to where Shika was gesturing to see SS4 Psycho Link dumping Link's ocarina in a bowl of punch and trying to eat it.
Link: HEY! GIMME THAT! (takes ocarina back from SS4 Psycho Link, and cleans the punch out of it.) If this doesn't work, you're dead, psycho boy!
Link then played the Overture of Lunacy.
SS4 Psycho Link: HEY! That song is pretty good.
While SS4 Psycho Link started dancing like a maniac again, Link was quite dissapointed.
Link: Hey, how come nothing has happened? Where's the Lunacy Temple?
Shika: Link, look up!
Sure enough, above Link, the Disco ball was slowly opening, it until it made a entrance large enough for a normal sized Hylian to get through. Then, a staircase dropped down from the entrance, leading to the Lunacy Temple.
SS4 Psycho Link: WHOAH COOL! There must be a huge disco place in there! YIPPEE!
SS4 Psycho Link then ran into the Temple, and, then, for a few moments, there was silence. Until...................
SS4 Psycho Link: AHHHHHHH! SOMEONE'S KIDNAPPING ME! COOL! I AM THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!
Link: Ooooooook, well, he's gone. HYRULE IS SAVED!
Shika: Um, not really, Gossuka is still here. Don't you get it, Link? His insanity, his disco with the temple in it, his going in the temple. SS4 PSYCHO LINK IS THE SAGE OF LUNACY!
Link: Oh. In that case, LET'S SAVE HIM!
Link and Shika then entered the Lunacy Temple, where they were met by a dark, booming, evil voice, who greeted them with a most evil, terrifying phrase.
Dark, booming, evil voice: WAZZZZZZZZZZUP?
Well, it seems as though Link has found his first temple? But will he prevail through the Lunacy Temple without going insane? Find out next chapter! And don't forget to volunteer to be a Sage!